Original Video: getting my soap

His fellow YouTopers, so I sent Scott Carr an email. He works for Grondike Soap Company asking about my order of Bond Fairamone Soap as I had ordered two bars. He replied back and said that they had received an unexpected shortage of Bond Soap and that orders are being fulfilled today tomorrow Saturday Sunday and Monday he also said that if I didn't receive an email with a tracking number by Monday evening um send them a message. And I mentioned my YouTube channel having 10,000 subscribers and he's like, would you like to be an affiliate for this company? And I said, yes I would. So I signed up for the affiliate program. Now I'm an official tactical soap salesman of sorts. Once I get it figured out and I get my next bars of pheromone soap. Now I'm an official tactical soap salesman of sorts. Once I get it figured out and I get my next bars of pheromone soap, we'll do a video promoting them hardcore. You already know. Oh yes tactical soap does work. It doesn't get you laid, but I guarantee you it'll make you smell sexy to any woman. Any woman you walk by, I guarantee you. Any woman you walk by, is going to be like, that dude smells good. You know what I'm saying? Because Tactical Soap.com is designed to make women horny. Plain and simple YouTube, you go to tactical soap.com, they have three awesome cents to choose. Well now they have four. They have Bond, Maverick, Durbin, and Bond, Musk. Now they got four blends to choose from Bond, Durbin Maverick Bond Musk. Four cents. And so far I've only tried the Bond Natural and it smells good. It's black, it looks goth, it just smells amazing. First time I wore it, I was at the Denver Colorado concert watching Ozzy Osbourn perform live. The fucking sick concert by the way. And I tell you what YouTube, every chick I walked by I was like, that Goth dude smells really good. How much money would you pay, YouTube? How much money would you pay, YouTube? How much money would you pay as a dude? To have a product in your hands that makes women horny makes you smell good to any woman you walk by, how much money would you pay for that? $100? $200? Would you pay three or $400? Well, fuck spending hundreds of dollars okay one bar of bond natural bond So maybe, maybe, just maybe for the couple, for like the price you would spend on your everyday soap you buy at Walmart or the dollar tree whatever. For the price of a couple bars of Irish Springs, don't waste your money on Irish Springs dude. Get yourself some tactical soap and I'm telling you right now dude. yourself some tactical soap and I'm telling you right now dude I've seen shit happen like okay when I was at the bar one time when I was at the bar one time this chick was drunk going oh hey do I know you I think I've seen you somewhere before then she went from that to going oh hey can I try on your dog collar sure puts it around her waist wasn't quite big enough puts it around her neck she's too drunk to get clasped around her neck and then she starts putting it around her thigh keep in mind this chick is got some cans man and a nice figure to go with it and like she sits there and shoves her legs into my lap and she's like could you help me get this collar on my thigh and I'm like sitting there trying to clasp it like I don't know I got it on and she goes it's not tight enough. This dude walks into the bar and sees his chick shoving her legs into my lap with me trying to put the dog color around her thigh and he's just like, God damn dude, the chick standing behind the counter and all the people watching this shit go down. They're like, gothic King Cobra's a ladies man. Keep in mind, I didn't have to do a god damn thing. You know, at the time I was saving myself for my recent crush. Otherwise I would have tried. I could have brought her home. That would have been super fucking easy. All I would have had to do is going what you're drinking what you're drinking you want to come back to my place and you know what I'm saying I had some really hot chick at the bar hitting on me super hard and I didn't have to do anything you two I did not have to do a god damn thing all I did was sat there oh hey what's up how's it going what you're drinking on? cool man that looks delicious. How's it going? She's like it's going good but I'm super drunk, you know. Like, if you're somebody who's already somewhat gifted with the ladies, okay, if you're somewhat gifted with the ladies, this will be a nice little tool in your arsenal if you catch my drift, like having a secret wingman at your disposal. Maybe you order some of that soap, some of that bond, natural, infused with powerful pheromone blend soap. You order some of it as a little sneaky surprise because you're like, well I don't want the wife to know and you're not quite sure, you're like, hey wait a minute, you know, you try the soap on, maybe you have like 35 minutes before your wife gets home from work. And you just got off work so you're smelly, you're tired, you take a hot shower with that pheromone soap, you put it on, lather your entire body with it, you know, wash off, dry off, all that good shit, put some fresh clothes on, and then casually just sit down in your chair, crack open a beer, wait for your wife to get home. Oh hey babe, she gives you a kiss and a hug, you know, and you smell really good. Well it's this new soap I got, I thought I'd try it out. this new soap I got, I thought I'd try it out. You know what I'm saying? Or maybe you have a date night coming up with your other half and you want to smell good for your sexy other half. So, huh? Now that I want affiliates for this company, I'm going to start promoting them super hard. And once I get the affiliate page link and all that figured out, you already know what's up, YouTube. And one of these days I'm just have to do that. I've seen it firsthand. I have seen it first hand, dude. Shicks love the smell of the soap. Love it. Drives them crazy. I found that I can be a bit of a ladies man when I tap into it. So thank you Scott Carr for responding to me so quickly. Appreciate it. Appreciate it. I mean I still got I got soap I can wash with while I shower and shit so I'm not too worried about that but um it's not the same as showering with the soap until you're right now I mean I've seen people spend hundreds, I mean hundreds of dollars for bullshit thereamone products. I'm like why waste your money on overpriced shit that doesn't work? A lot of people ask yeah but why is tactical soap.com so expensive? It's a bit pricey for your average bar of soap, but that's because it's no ordinary soap. Tactical soap was designed by top scientists working together to create a product. Put it to you in layman's terms. You put on some tactical soap walk by a woman guarantee two things are gonna happen three four things whatever one it'll make her nipples hard two it'll make her pussy wet three it'll get her horny and four it'll make her estrogen go through the fucking roof dude the fucking roof dude so the rest is up to you being that smooth talker who respects women the rest is up to you The bond fair the fairamone soap from tactical soap.com will help get you started, but you got to talk your way into the rest of it. You know what I'm saying? I was worried for a second I figured as much. I figured they were out and they were restocking. I was my first inclination. So… The title of this video is I am getting my soap. Hell fucking yeah, I cannot wait. I love bond natural pherom my soap. Hell fucking, yeah, I cannot wait. I love Bond Natural Ferrimone soap. It kicks ass, smells good. I have not smelled the other three cents from the other three soaps, but I reckon they smell just as good. just as good. So if you'd like to purchase this pheromone soap, I'll put a link in the description box below. Yeah. My question is, where the fuck was this product when I was in high school? Where the fuck was this product when I was younger? Oh, YouTube, what a great time to be alive, man. And let me tell you what, this pheromone soap kicks ass. So yes it's a bit more pricey than your average soap but it's worth every stink and penny you spend on it. Believe that. Hey fellas, it's time to step your game up. Buy some of those tactical soap and smell like an alpha. You want to smell like an alpha male? Do you want to smell like a man? A real, real man. You want to smell like an alpha male? Get you want to smell like a man? A real, real man? You want to smell like an alpha male? Get yourself some of this soap. The link will be in the description box below. I'll even plug it in the comment section in case you're too lazy to check the comment there. In case you're too lazy to check the description box. I'll put it in in the comment section as well. Because I've heard a combination of those things. All that goth dude smells good. That's making my nipples hard. Oh that goth dude smells good. That's making my Pussy wet. Oh that goth dude smells good. That's getting my estrogen wet. Oh that goth dude smells good. That's getting my estrogen going. God damn. What are you waiting for, fellas? Now that I'm an affiliate for tactical soap, I'm going to be plugging them super hard on my channel. Well, I have, let's see, do, do, do, do, do, do, um, Hmm. Hmm…. Hmm……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I have the affiliate page set up however I got to figure out how to figure out how to figure out how to use it and once I figure out how to use it. We'll make this more official. Now tactical soap.com has four amazing soaps to choose from. Bond, Durbin, Maverick, and Bond, Musk. Oh yeah buddy. my pocket knife, I'll cut a small sliver of that soap off and throw it in the wash with my lawn washing my laundry. So when that soap dissolves on my clothes and it dries in the dryer, my clothes end up smelling like it too, you gotta get yourself some of this soap. Like, yeah buddy. If you're a heterosexual male, looking to pick up some chicks, or if you're a lesbian couple and you want to smell sexy for your other half, this soap will do it. Believe it. Believe it, YouTube. Believe it. Anyways, YouTube, thanks for watching the video. Thank you for subscribing. And thank you for checking out tactical soap.com from Grandike Soap Company. This is the tactical soap.com. Appreciate it. You know, once I get my affiliate page up and running, I'll be able to help you out with some discounts. I'll like promo codes for like 25% off and stuff like that. So, yeah. I'll like promo codes for like 25% off and stuff like that so Yeah But I'll keep you all updated so but thanks for watching. Thanks for checking out the soap and thank you for buying the soap. You know keeping this company in business for years to come. I appreciate it I'm sure Scott Carr appreciates it 100% so yeah they sent me an email they're like well we ran out of the bond soap and we're restocking and getting the orders filled in as we much as we can. So Scott Carr basically told me he's like if you don't get your tracking order number for your order by Monday evening let me know and I'll send you a stash pack to tie you over. So I appreciate that he didn't have to offer that, but that just shows you that tactical soap.com has amazing customer service. Anyways, YouTube, thank you for watching and I'll catch you cool cobras later.