Original Video: Guitar insite 11

Hello, this is God that can go with the two or guitarists. I know. So why the girls take forever to get ready? I'll get that. It's like, I think I have more accessories and guys do, but can you imagine it? Being married. Having to go to a Christmas party, if your boss is work, or whatever, and um… You're pissed. You're like, honey, honey, let's go, come on, we're going to be late. Your wife's got like 10,000 pairs of clothes and 10,000 presents, she goes, I have nothing to wear, that's a whole shit. Hey, would chicks say that? because they're being ungrateful and self-centered, because there are people in Africa, I don't. They're being ungrateful and self-centered because there are people and African people and hate who are killed and have that many clothes as you do. But… And then you're like, well honey, can you just hurry out, please? I don't really leave for my boss's party. Fine, I'm still just sure. She's all big girl off in the corner. She gets in the car and she's all powdery. And you're like, oh, I'm still bigger and off in the corner. She gets in the car and she's all powdery and you're like, what's wrong with you? And she's like, you didn't give me enough time to get ready. And then you're like, I got ready two centuries ago, man. All right, you got two years ago, man. You got 200 years to get ready, man. Don't even give me that crap. You get you a bus Christmas party and you're like, so I am late so my wife couldn't find the right period of shoes because she had nothing to wear. You know what that goes, right? And then Ross goes, yeah, that's a problem with my wife the other day. I wanted to go to Olive Garden to see they'll deal with the company in Japan and we were late because my wife couldn't find a pair of shoes she liked. as long as you had happy and you have a good timing at the party at least. No, but I'm more happy, I don't believe that shoes on. It's really called opposite sex. Girls can I appreciate shopping? Say a lot of fucking JCPenies guys, can I appreciate a lot of exhaust piped car? Right. Um. car and that's exhaust it wasn't idling it was just it wasn't like grabbing his engine just idling you know He drove by me and my dad was like oh and you know all admiring the car and exhaust and It got this my mom and I got into this me you know those marriage debates for a couple just you know, they don't they don't fight for this They talk, you know, but it seems like they're fighting over some super by a home. But my mom didn't say this exactly, but what she meant was that he only has a car that allowed because he has a small penis, and he only wants like a car that's got a small pants, and then I'm like, I was hitting for something I don't have, a car like that. My dad's like, oh, not what I say, that's kind of what she meant, but she cleaned it, it wasn't what she meant. And it contained it all the way home. I'm not being a really funny debate, but… But… But here's the thing, just because they have a car they want something that sounds really cool and loud, it doesn't mean they have a small penis, I mean, it's just a stereotype. Because I have a 52 Ford pickup, it's in a process being customized and it's got a lot of exhaust, and no, I was on the internet. I'd show you, but I think there will be bad content on YouTube. People would be like, oh my god, there's porn on YouTube. But here's the thing. Me showing us a lot of my body is not pornographic. Okay, people are fucking idiots these days. They assume that nudity is pornographic. Well, it's not. It's the idea is not porn. The difference between nudity and porn is one, three little word, sex, okay, three words, three letters, S-E-X-X, okay? There's no sex thing, it's not porn, okay? Simple as that. The power of that is, though, is it back in the 70s? is a form of pornography and people go up with that thought of doing being points to the best of generation of generation of people who have seen no idea of porn violence, naw. If she's having sex with herself with a toy with a partner or anything else it's not porn, it's just her poisoning. I mean, he gets turned on a lot of time. I'll just tell you, we form ourselves as a form of art, because you see it, fine on it all the time. I don't want to hear that thing. And then a little kid, he points at it and just my house. And his mom gets pissed off. How dare you try to sell a pornaut if you're a child? Shame on you. This is not porn man, this is just a porn man. It's just a porn man. It's just a porn man. She's just naked. And then a little kid has an Xbox and he goes, Mommy, can I get the new Grand Theft Auto game from my X-Box, she's like six or seven? Sure, honey. And the kid's all cussing and blowing up and shooting people in Grand Theft Auto. It's like, you know, you don't let your son see a bunch of people get killed with his so you know, a my god, it's epic battle now. I mean, come on. And I think if the kid's old enough to understand, right, you can kill people on a video game because you know one really fictitiously gets hurt. He's already playing. He's already right to play it. If he knows, you can't do that shit in real life, he should be able to play it. But… Like, I was watching a scary movie, I think a year ago, and it was one of those really gory ones, like, you went to a hospital on a check, and one thing of it. But the one guy's wife was all sicker than shit, like, like, he was cutting people's working out to fix her, they were a damn white. And it was just bloody as shit, totally epic, and then this guy had a bloody mutilated hand, he was taking his hand and going, ooh, he was just trying to skin off the hand, just a bone was really violent. And the one I guess says, fuck, but they don't say fuck they bleep it out they blanket out like oh Jesus like that, but instead I was saying It's just like shoot or something like that. I thought wow So the little kid watching this and you're way about him hearing a an F bomb what she hears all the time compared to like someone's You need a hand getting sanded off. Wow, epic bloody crap, you know? I think that might do more mental damage than hearing the word fuck, you know? It's like people make that big of a deal over cussing and nudity compared to like shooting and violence, just a lot worse. But, hey. I think I should say he used to like, take a look in the street, it's the New York blue trash, or like pop plant deal with gum and shit and the color and plastic bag and shit in the cans. And put a giant condom over the whole thing and call it art. They'd be like, oh my god, it's so amazing. I was going, yeah. I made money off this bass student and I didn't do a damn thing except blue trash together. I don't have to record no talent to make, it's not art. But for the time and effort, like the more Elisa or opinion like that, then yeah, it's art. But she was on.