Original Video: happy new years

Two. It is January 1st. 126 p.m. noon. Last night, right after midnight, I popped a bottle of champagne during the New Year. This is from the Corbel. This is a sweet rose, delicious pink champagne. Nobody died., like pink champagne. Nobody died. It just felt like celebrating New Year's Eve. I also got some snow crab that you saw me making on YouTube. Well, I did not film was me putting two blue plops of country crock butter into the into the beer and the soda pop. It was already pre-cooked but I boiled it in that seasoning in that beer and that soda pop in that butter. I pretty much until like all the sugar from the soda pop turned into like a serpie liquid at the bottom of the pan. And then I took them out. I plated them onto a plate with some potato skins that have cheddar and bacon on it. Which last night I wasn't feeling too hungry. More or less pissed because I broke my god damn cell phone. So I'm going up the way till I get my album money to uh, fucking… Yeah, until I can get another one. And on top of that, my internet's not working because there was a fucking snowstorm outside. So, like I'm pretty much cut out from the outside world until the internet decides to work on my computer again. Happy fucking New Year's. Oh, that's tasty. That is a fucking taste there. Now without my cell phone access to the internet, I cannot check anything. And it's a pain in the ass. You know what? YouTube. I'm tired of breaking my god damn cell phone. I got the sweetest fucking iPhone case for it. I'll have to get a new iPhone 8s. Refurbished again. It'll be a little bit cheaper this time because I won't have to get a fucking case for it. But I'm done breaking my cell phones dude. 2023 is going to be a new year where I continue to work on my temper. Continue to wait patiently on the dating scene and just keep doing my awesome thing, dude. Oh yeah, I'm also going to cut down on my drinking. I did too. I popped this bottle of champagne open last night right after midnight. Just some self-reflection and I drank almost half of it and then I said, you know what, I could just save the other half for when I wake up tomorrow. So yes, I am going to be cutting down on my drinking. cutting down on my drinking. And even though I can process, even though I'm able to process my emotions very rationally despite having autism, I'm gonna be seeing a counselor. Not sure how the crab meat's gonna turn out. You're trying to eat crab without those tongs that you crack them open with. It's a pain in the ass, dude. But I'll be feeling that I'm eating snow crab when there's snow outside. I was so mad at myself for breaking my damn cell phone, and I'm like, okay, you know what, I'm done. I am fucking done. Now I got the Sim card for it. All I got to do him on Facebook and be like hey man my phone don't work so you're gonna have to send me a message to the messenger. They even did the trick with the champagne already went like that. Oh God. Oh God. Ah! Oh God. Oh! Ah! Just kidding. You know, all jokes aside. I do love champagne. I don't care if it's pink or yellow, just pink feels more boogie I guess. I'm secure enough with my head of sexuality and my masculinity as a man, that I don't give a fuck if this shit's pink. I'm still gonna drink it. It's pink champagne's delicious. and classy. Yeah. Now I'm not too happy about breaking my cell phone YouTube and to be honest with you, hold up one second. A little bit of champagne on my computer. Thank you, we're good. I don't hate my life. Sometimes I hate the decisions I make. And I instantly regret it afterwards so I'm just I'm done I'm fucking done I don't know how much money I'm gonna get off my new album but I can use that money to get a new cell phone and pay my electric bill. Uh-huh fun Fine. I may not get to do anything fun with that money, but that's all right. It is what it is. So I will post this video to YouTube when I can. Right now, my cell, and that's the thing of it, if I hadn't broken my god damn cell phone, I can still be on the internet right now, making videos. Now why did I break my cell phone for the bazillionth time? because of fucking text to speech. They make the keyboard so godly I'm tiny it's hard to text on. So you use text to speech and that's an even bigger pain in the ass. Now if I get hungry I want to eat the snow crab legs and potato scans with bacon and cheddar that I have sitting on a plate in the kitchen right now. They look delicious enough. It smelled when I was cooking them last night was pretty good. It's going to smell like cherry coke or black cherry coke and butter and lobster goodness. So I reckon they're going to be pretty fucking tasty. But yeah, those are my New Year's resolutions. I'm tired of breaking my cell phone. That's the thing of it. Texts to speech, I gotta learn to laugh at that shit, because that's a joke that writes itself, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect, no, by no means is it perfect? But it is getting better. My fans were probably texting me on my phone going happy New Year's Cobra and it's just like, ah shit, and I can't text them back. Same to you man, that's for your support. So yeah, I'm kind of bummed I broke my cell phone, I have no access to internet. If I want to entertain myself, I guess I of bummed I broke my cell phone. I have no access to internet if I want to entertain myself I guess I can play video games Or work on my story so it could be worse That's something I've always Always said because it's true you got to focus on the positive sometimes You know a little bit of negativity gives your background backbone, but too much negativity in your ass, nobody wants to be around you. A little bit of positivity keeps things, keeps looking at the silver lining of things, you know, but too much positivity, you know, people don't want to be around you, because it's just, ugh. You've met those assholes that are just way too fucking happy about everything, and's just like they're annoying a shit, dude That's just my opinion So yeah, fucking long live Ozy Osborne I'll drink to that. I'll pinch him and try to make it back to England safely of course. 82 established so it's got some history That is fucking delightful YouTube But now I feel like an ask for break in my phone because now I can't even access the internet The internet is down because of the shitty weather we are experiencing right now. There's like literally a bunch of fish is, it's just, it's a snowstorm outside. It is not pretty folks. It is what it is, YouTube. Uh, but honestly, I'm tired of fucking losing my temper over stupid shit. Because I don't let my trolls or any of that get to me, but I'll let something as stupid and mild as text of speech pissing me off. And I'm like, I'm just, I'm done YouTube, I'm fucking done. Okay, if my album, if people really, really, really like my new album when it sells out quickly enough, I would like to get a new cell phone, A, A, A, A, A, B,, and I'm not gonna fucking, in my, or excuse me or beg for my dad to get me anyone. Fuck that. Okay, I'm tired of, like I appreciate that my dad and my mom were there to help me. But I'm tired of asking them for help, you know, I'm an adult. I should have some independence. This is why I'm out of groceries. I don't beg my mom, my dad, to to take me to the store if I can help it. You know, I figure out a way to do it myself. You know, which is part about being an independent adult. And part of being an independent adult is learning to drink less and not let life stress it out so much. But no, I didn't, I popped up with this bottle of pink champagne, here's the cork. It wasn't a pretty bow and everything, and it was after midnight. I wanted to pop it open at midnight, but like I fell asleep in my chair. And on top of that, my phone broke because of my stupid actions. So yeah, I'm not exactly starting New Year's, the New Year off rights, man, but you know what it is, what it is. I have a website that I can get a refurbished iPhone 8 that's practically brand new, just like the one I had for my case and everything. And when I fucking get it, you know what I'm saying? Flickin' quit breaking it. This is a seriously fucking cool case that I got from my phone here. And now it's just gonna be a painful reminder of, well, yeah, I did it again, Josh, you old boy. You bloody wugget it again. You broke your cell phone, mate. Nice going you wink. like all you wanna access, chatarabate. That's just too god damn bad your cell phones broke and That's okay. I do believe I have a couple of spicy videos saved on my computer of some sweet of age Sisk-gendered females and what have you, so a good dare. But that's not the point, YouTube. No, I feel like a fucking ass for breaking my phone, and now it's like if people trying to get a hold of me or call me, they can't, because my phone's broke, just going to go straight to fucking voicemail dude. Last night when I made this video, I made the comment saying how I hate my life. And this morning when I woke up, I'm like, nope, I'm gonna redo this, redo my Happy New Year's Eve video. I don't hate my life, I just hate the dumb decisions that I make sometimes, you know? Well, like, I'm done breaking my cell phones, dude, because this fucking sucks ass, burgers, dude. It does. Like, if fan girl Kate wants to say, hey, happy New Year's, babe, hope you're doing amazing. I can't text her back and say thanks gorgeous you too you know I may not I've had a girlfriend five years but I'll tell you what I got some pretty hot of age fan girls that are just genuine alive and totally potentially consenting and non-related yeah no it's nice because my fan girls would send me titty pictures and it's just like, I don't ask them to do that, but they're almost going to be private parts. Yeah, they're sexting me basically, you know, it's just like, damn. I never would never ask my fan girls to do that unless they were comfortable with it. You know what I'm saying? That's why I'm a gentleman. Because one, I don't share those picks with anyone else. And two, those are from my viewing pleasure. Dude, I have got some seriously hot, smoking hot of age fan girls with like some really nice titties. Holy shit, it's ridiculous dude. Yeah. Motor-boating titty fucking goodness. That's what it is too. Grab a boob with each hand. One, two, stick your dig in the middle. Yeah, get you some. F-huh-huh. Yeah, dude. Especially when you're titty-fucking her and then she starts sucking your dick at the same time. It's like, good lordy, this chicken's got skills. Yeah. No, if you got a girlfriend or a girl sucking your dick or titty-fucking you, at least you could do was warn her when you're about to bust, so she has the option to like cover it with her hand, you know? Because once you've splothed yourself in the face by accident with your own dick, that shouldn't ain't fun, dude. Shit you not, I'm laying in in bed having a good masturbation session. And next thing you know, I busted nut, which felt incredible as always, but then, God! And once you shoot yourself in the face with your own baby goo, it's not fun, dude. It's not fun at all. I'm sitting on going oh is this how porn stars feel oh that's so gross oh ever since then it's like okay there's a reason why you have hands and you're sitting there out in the open you know underneath your covers of your bed they can what's the worst I could happen and then right there boom shoot yourself in the face with it no fuck that now if I can I put my hand over my head head of my dick before I busted not so that way I catch it all on my hand and I could just like wash it off you know what I'm saying I it off. You know what I'm saying? I'd be like, you know what I'm saying? Now ever since I've done that, I can't bring myself to watch women get spludged on like that. It's just, oh, it's so degrading dude. I would rather watch chatitates with the women or in control of their own camera, damn it. So the women are in control of their own camera, damn it. Because to me, that's better. I had some… I had a luke trapped in my nose. I was like… Wha! Wha! What the fuck was that? Wha! That sound like the one chick from Kung Power to the fist………. It sounds like the one chick from tongue power to the fist. I just, I just can't. Whoo-w-woo! Whoo! You know what I'm saying? I don't like just kidding fucking. I mean shit. I love sucking on and playing with them. It's like, yeah. And even if it's like a good a good make-out session before you start fucking, you know, you get the build-up going, little for play, a little bit of fondling, cuddling. You know what I'm saying? Fucking. Okay, I gotta stop before I give saying? Fucking. Okay, I gotta stop before I give myself a heart on fuck. But 2023 is full of opportunities, man. It's a brand new fucking year. And I am almost out of Booz's sad day and do I have a way to check my funds to see if I have more money? No, I do not because my phone's broken and I still would dip shit. And the internet's down so it's like, ah, what am I going to do? the internet may not come back on until the snowstorm fucking blows over. So it is where it is, YouTube. At this point I'm not picky dude, like, but we did chick and she gives me a hand job, I'm happy with that, you know? It doesn't have to be the full nine yards. You know when you're doing that with a chick you want to make sure you're consenting like Let her know ask her hey, maybe you want to fondle her hips and her ass and her boobs You know Maybe you want a finger blaster too while she fucking does you so you don't just go for it when you're in that situation and she's got She's got your her hand wrapped around your dick giving you one of these numbers. You know a little little bit of courtesy would be like, hey I'm about to bust or hey can I please touch you while you do this? You know, be your wreck with your communication, but don't be in ass and just whoop, start fondling, you know, what if she's like, whoa, easy, you know? Like, hey, can you kiss me while you do this? Fucking, hey, there we go. Oh, five years without sex, it sucks, but it could be worse. It does get lonely, but I've learned to adjust to it. Honest with you YouTube I miss the cuddling more than I miss the sex. There's something about being the big spoon and keeping the woman safe in your arms. That gets me off more than the sex does. It's more intimate, especially when her ass is just pressing your crutch. Like, ah, yeah. I'm recording this video on Sunday New Year's Day. I hope you're having a fantastic New Year's, man. Do I feel like an ass for breaking my phone? Absolutely, because now I can't even make YouTube videos. I'm completely fucked until I get a new phone. Wonderful! I'll be able to make videos from safari because I don't have to double authenticate it unless I clear my history. So it is what it is. Five years, five god damn years without sex. I'm not gonna lie, it sucks ass, dude. You know, I see dudes who have way less physical attraction than I do, way less hair than I do, and they're pulling us a pretty hot pussy. And I'm like, damn it's, what the hell? There was insulting when you see a dude who's way less attractive than you pulling a smoking hot girlfriend. You're like man what the fuck am I doing wrong? You know how it is ladies when you see a bitch that's way less attractive than you and the man she's with is just ah you know what I'm saying you know the feeling ladies and you're something going like what am I doing wrong? I have so many fan girls and women do not like competition so it is what it is what it is. And you're sitting there going like, well what am I doing wrong? I ain't doing a god damn thing wrong, I tell you what you two, the reason why I have a hard time getting a date in this town is because I have so many fan girls. And women do not like competition so it is what it is. And women do not like competition, so it is what it is. And fuck me, I've got some hot fan girls. Oh, ridiculous, YouTube. age hot fan girls I'm like I don't know because I got a huge cock and I can seem like the backstreet boys and fucking shred guitar they're a good guess but yeah pretty much I want it that way and my you're fine yeah I fucking hate the backstreet boys but it gets me chick points so I'm like yeah I fucking hate the back Street Boys but it gets me chick points. So I'm like, eh? Fuck it! And it gets people to notice me too because they're like, who the fuck is this gosh dude? With the Harry Potter, Ozzy Osbourne, John Lennon Glasses, singing Backstreet Boys. Damn! This Cobra guy can sing! Oh you can trust me believe I'm a boss of eating pussy. There's no bullshit in that. Well here's that plate of food that I made last night YouTube it's got the loaded potato skins with the bacon in the chair and this delicious snow crab which has been cooked in a black cherry soda pop but lights and a little bit of seasoning a little bit of a country crock original All right. These are crab legs. You're gonna be a little bit sticky because of the fuck I was cooking cooking them in. But I wanna try try a piece, huh? Any meat in these? That's disappointing. There's no meat in that one Oh I've been wanting to try these crab legs that I made. Oh, I stop being a martyr and enjoy your feast here, man. I said these crab legs were pre-cooked. Like I said these crab legs were pre-cooked. But I wanted to like boil them in some… It's the flavors you know You might want to get a fork and like dig it out as you can. Oh! YouTube. The only thing you didn't see me do with the crab legs is put like two plops of Country Crock original in there. Into the soda pop in the beer mixture with the seasoning to make it tender and flavorful. I'm telling you right now you too. Seriously fucking good. You're a little cold from cooling off overnight. You know crab meat in that one or right? And not as easy to break. And not as easy to… Not as hard to break as I thought it was going to be, you know what I'm saying? Like it's like, when you try to eat crab without them god damn tongs, they are painting the ass to eat crab with. meat. Oh, you too. I'm like, oh. profile of this crab meat. It's got like a savory buttery taste with like a hint of sweetness. Oh, YouTube. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like in the crab, crab legs and I'm like in the crab, crab legs that I made. I'm liking the flavor profile on these crab legs. It shows a little bit sticky from cooking in that soda pop and beer mixture with the butter in the seasoning seasoning. But I digress.. It shows a little bit sticky from cooking in that soda pop and beer mixture with the butter in the seasoning. But I digress. shell off. Yeah, these crab blades are going to be a little bit sticky from that soda pop, but I digress. Do not care. Gotta get over yourself loading and depression because of your stupid cell phone. And enjoy what you do with your life, you know. It's not a whole lot of meat on these crab legs though man the flavor on these is delicious so I'll take a break from eating those because my hands are getting sticky with to wash my hands before I come back to this video hit that potato skin Oh these are a little bit cold. This play is cold from being freshly made last night. And I wasn't hungry, to be honest. Depressed. This feeling right now, then I'm feeling, aside from the crabs, the crab meat being really delicious, got a nice sweet, buttery flavor, really delicious, yo. But aside from that, I feel like shit because of what I did to my cell phone. Yeah, I'll be snacking on this later. Well you too I'm feeling slightly more cheered up. Now I tried my custom made crab legs and I did like I said, you saw me do a video of me boiling them and some soda pop in some beer. And putting in some seasoning, you did not see me take a fork and two big old scoops of country croc original, bloop bloop, into the butter, into the pan. So those crab legs pretty much boiled up in seasoning, some country croc original, some black cherry soda, soda pop, and some beer. You know, we should do a New Year's, you drink combo with this here, pink champagne. What do you guys and gals think? Speaking of black cherry soda pop, I wonder, what would that black cherry soda pop taste like with this Corbel sweet rose. Oh my god, you too, I love Corbel sweet rose pink champagne that is simply delicious. But how would it taste if we added some black cherry soda pop into it? Now I got another four pack of this here, black cherry soda. It's the same soda pop we used to boil our crab. I walk into the kitchen and like all the soda pop that I used to boil the crab meat in had reduced to a gooey substance at the bottom of the pan and I was like yeah perfect time go ahead and take out the crab legs and plane them up let them cool off a bit. All this might do is just add some more carbonation back to it. a little bit redder in any color. It smells interesting. But yes IBC makes really good soda pop not a sponsor pretty good soft drinks. That black cherry flavor is on point. And a hundred and seventy calories, what is that per bottle? Yeah, per bottle. That's not bad. Although I'm not calorie conscious to be honest. IBC black cherry soda pop mixed with some Corbel, sweet rose, pink champagne, ooh. Why do I taste like strawberries and cherries man? Let's see how I do. Why do I take as like strawberries and cherries man? Let's see how I do. To a happy new year. And to Cobra getting his new cell phone as quickly as possible. So I can get back to doing what I do on the YouTube. Cheers. Oh Delicious taste of the pink champagne that is That is delightful you too I could fuck with that hold up one second YouTube. YouTube. Micing IBC Black Cherry Soda Pop in with the Corbell Sweet Rose Pink Champagne. I'll call out a champagne cobra and that is fucking delicious. I fuck with that. This would be just enough to get me through the day you know. I don't get a whole ton of alcohol to enjoy myself. Ah. If anything all I did was probably add more carbonation to it. Yeah, and the sugar from the soda pop will actually make this bottle of champagne stronger. That's why I mix soda pop with my beer is because the sugar from the soda pop actually makes the beer stronger and it gives it a sweeter taste. Oh, time is 2.05 p.m. afternoon. It is Saturday, or excuse me, Sunday, January 1st. Happy New Year's everyone and I can't do nothing about that until I get my money from deathbed tapes for the for the animal So it is what it is