Happy womens day
Original Video: Happy womens day
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Who's gonna make me a Cherry Cobra beer man? So I'm doing eight songs for the album. That's cool. Working on the last two songs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'll do just nicely. It is International Women's Day. I didn't know what it was. The one of my trolls started to text me and be like… The one of my trolls started to text me and be like talking all this shit. So I'm kind of like, hey you know what? I've been getting drunk all day so now I have an extra reason to feel good about it. So happy International Image Day to all the bad-ass chicks. I got some wicked sick. Fucking t-shirts. Cobra cults all about female empowerment, dude. 1,000%. Let me just look up. I got two versions of it. I'm releasing trying to release three new shirts. If you don't release that's cool. I got plenty of shirts to choose from. So I'm not tripping about it, be honest. But I do appreciate customized girl for allowing to create this sweet version we got here. Yeah. sleeve version. Yeah, it says praise the inner goddess. It says female empowerment, strong, sexy, and confident. And that's how women should feel. That's why you have the body positivity movement. Why it's for women only and not for men. Even though it's kind of sexist that, you know, the body positivity movement's not entirely for men, it's not for men. Even though it's kind of sexist that, you know, the body positivity movement's not entirely for men, mostly for body-conscious women, when men feel conscious about their bodies too, and it's just like, you want to bitch about equality. Well, I'm not going to go down that route you too because yeah. link in the chat in the comment section and you can order whatever god damn color you like it offers a bunch of different choices and I appreciate you know tuning in to the channel once I've gone down found out it was done, fucking women's international day, I proceeded to get drunk a little bit faster. So I'm hanging with homies, having some drink, just doing my thing, you know what I'm saying? Now a lot of you are going to be like, why would you pick a Cobra for your female empowerment shirts? And cheekily I say, well you ever encountered a pissed-off female empowerment shirts? And cheekily I say, well you ever encountered a pissed off female? I wouldn't want to encounter a pissed off Women's Day for the women in general? Check out tactical soap. That shit works. Being a tactical soap gentleman is smooth. Oh yeah. I would call this a successful wand delivery mission. That's a wand to deliver off camera. Locally is a matter of fact. That's just how I feel. So if you want like the long sleeve version of it. Yeah. Because, Cobra Cult totally supports female empowerment, man. Because women are just as tough as men but they get away with shit that men can't and vice versa And that's why the opposite sex is get pissed off at each other But I didn't say that out loud no The shirt's pink and it's got purple writing. Then it's got D now and I'm saying. The Cobra Graham symbol which is a hooded copper from behind kind of thing. People who think otherwise are just… They got dick on the mine I guess. I don't know. But here's the thing of it. They got dick on the mine I guess, I don't know. But here's the thing of it. This is a legitimate shirt because Copacolt supports empowerment. Empowerments of our minds, God damn it. And that our minds are not restricted by gender just because you want to empower your mind and study witchcraft. Some people have it, some people don't. Some people are gifted with it, some people aren't. That's not necessarily a bad thing. People are good at their own thing. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I think it was so much hate, and just happens to be music and establishing a cult of musicians kind of thing. Look, it hasn't been done before, but there's so many points where they fucked up when they did that shit. Like… I did with so much hate on social media and if you really want to hate on me that's your choice. But I'm going to offer you a product that is freaking Shwitch. Not like this to support Cobra Cult, but it also supports female empowerment. And I got a lot of bad-ass shirts on customized girl. I started laring vocals for song number seven. I started laring vocals for song number seven. I got an idea for song number eight. And if… I might add more songs, I might not. You know what I'm saying? This is my album. I'll do what the fuck I want with it. People don't like it. People like it, cool. I don't want with it. People don't like it. I don't care. People like it cool. A lot of the people are picky about alternative sounds. I'm trying to make cradle a little feel with Aussie I was born and hammerfall into one sound. Fucking. People are like either going to like it or they're going to hate it like, oh, okay, I see what he's doing. Okay. But it is International Women's Day and I want to extend a goblet of potion. All the sexy and ladies out there. Happy International Women's Day, celebrates your gender, celebrate it. Whether you're trans or cisgender, it does not matter. As long as you're not creeping on… kids are doing sick, disgusting shit. Who gives a sh- Dude, if you got some dude But chops his dick off and wants to call himself a female It might be a little weird, but who are you to judge as long as they doing some nasty ass shit? You know what I'm saying? The fucking ridiculous Because Cobra code supports empowerment of the gender's YouTube. It's the truth. We're not restricted by what gender we are, but where the how strong our magical training is and how strong our power levels are. I do offer the same shirt, any sleeveless tank top. Like when you're feeling the mood to wear a sleeveless shirt. But I feel like it's not the appropriate time to post it just because some people might look at that and go all that sexual because it has no sleeves. And I'm like, dude, stop damn it, I don't want to have this conversation, so I just… Take a sip and fucking move on. When you get a society that puts too much pressure on people to have sex and then they sexualize everything as hard as they can legally within the boundaries like this shows PG how you know what I'm saying, kind of thing, it's just like, eh. I made a shirt that says, our society is suffering a mental breakdown, enjoy the ride, winky face, and on the back it says, fuck our society. Look, and that's just your interpretation of it, dude. But that's honestly how I kind of feel sometimes, because you got people in the Ukraine who are suffering from Russian attack and you're more obsessed about your fucking pronouns. Like, where you identify as a sparkle unicorn dragon and someone didn't properly identify you people have the right to pronouns but at the same time dude it could be worse I've got any beef with Russia or Ukraine. When I see this kind of crap unfold it makes me sad. Because I'm like the world doesn't have to be so icky all the time. I mean I'm goth and I can appreciate a little bit of negativity for some backbone, but too much negativity it's just like… So I made a Fuck communism t-shirts and a marriage t-shirt on top of the shirt that I just got damn listed right here. Yeah. that I just got damn listed right here yeah and customized girl may approve them they may not if they don't it's cool I got plenty of sick March right there yeah that is some good-looking march hey mrf yeah that's some good-looking March yeah that's the fuckinglooking March Yeah, that's the fucking fire March dude Like God damn fuck yeah the wedding marriage joke t-shirt do. It's got an obnoxiously exaggerated diamond ring on the front and it says every kiss begins with kiss my ass burgers and the back has a ball and chain with a coffin and it says weddings are just funerals with cakes. I mean it's a little dark but I thought it was funny as fuck when I created I'm like yes. That's not going to help my case, but people can honestly fuck off. I'm a decent person and I hate sickos. And people got a problem with that to the point where they're going to indoctrinate videos and photos and what have you just to make it otherwise. It just makes them look like sickos and it just makes them look sad and desperate. Like, oh Cobra's living the life, I wish I could live. God damn it! It's a it's a cheeky little pun on case was jewelers yes But at the same time if you can't appreciate a good joke. You're not living life like people who can't laugh at farts kind of thing like you know what I'm saying? I made the font that said the funny the funnies the dark humor shirt that I made here I made it in like fancy cursive because you know people are going to get offended by this shirt they really aren't because they're like that's that's just too true you got a ball and chain next to a coffin and underneath it it says weddings are just funerals with cakes that's just YouTube in the front of it says every kiss begins with kiss my ass burgers. It's not even about getting laid it's just about having a sense of humor. You know if you if you want to sit there and say Cobra needs to get laid you're a part of the god damn problem. I would rather laugh about my dry spell because there are people who struggle with their marriage so you know it could be worse honestly YouTube. If you can't learn to laugh at life stupid shit and you're not living life. So yes the design is overly exaggerated because that's yeah it's good fun YouTube. You know what I'm saying? Like this shirt's a little dark to some degree, but it's not like terrible, you know what I'm saying? It's just cheeky fun. If you can't laugh at it, then you're not living life. Because it's funny, you're making fun of marriage and you know what I'm saying I would rather be in a consenting of age and everything a relationship cisgendered alive and of age and as t i free kind of thing non-related which all of this was automatically implied but there was some real creepy assholes out there who were trying to make shit legal and don't say Cobra didn't warn you fuck these sick fucking nasty ass fox dude I'm over this shit like you want to get offended about my fucking wedding ring t-shirt but like here's some you know I'm saying don't even get me fucking started YouTube You think fighting sexism and racism with more sexism and racism is going to work? And that's the question I really want to ask. If I can't laugh at my dry spell, like I don't give a shit when I get laid. I'll make shirts about it and just to entertain the fans, dude. That's why, you know what I'm saying? Like, the every kiss begins with kiss my ass burgers. It's seriously fucking funny. And getting married is just like putting on a ball and chain what it doesn't have to be if you find the right person and people are in such a god damn rush to get laid and get married so this sure is fucking hilarious because it just paints a little diamond-esque picture of how shit really plays at and then and then here's the best part of it men might get more money from women but women can screw men over in divorce court whether it's correct or not so that's just kind of one of those things where it's like you know Cobra's not trying to be a dick. I respect women. People are going to watch this video and be like, oh my god, Cobra is this and that. Can you believe it? It's just like, hey, shut the fuck up, you stupid wanker. I'm creating original, somewhat original I will say because the graphics are approved by customized girl before they're listed on my store so that the trolls can't be like oh I'm gonna flag Cobra store because this shit blah blah blah blah it doesn't work because the graphics I used for my shirts are approved on four steps ahead of these fucking obsessed losers and it's just quite sad to be honest. guitar, some whatever you tube celebrity. So I'm not tripping out about when I get some of that sweet of age alive, cisgendered, non-related nooky. It ain't more stressing about dude. There are more stressing issues in the world. So whenever I see these checks who are whining because they haven't been laid and you see all these buzzfeed articles all these god damn buzzfeed articles about why she can't find a good man it's just like any dude bitching about because he can't get no pussy and yet when us men bitch about it, we're the fucking pigs. I'm just like, okay, you know what? We try to sympathize with you, we get called a sandwich, where you like shit. That doesn't necessarily get any favors either, nor should it. If you're the kind of asshole treats women like shit shit go fuck yourself dude like straight up you can take a 12 gauge to your god damn nuts and just pull the trigger you want to treat women like shit each fuck as if they're in soon complain because some cut stole your heart but you have no problems being equally as shitty to women who don't even know you like that dude fucking gender relations just March. Started laring vocals on my next song for the album. Yeah, just chilling out, having some drink, reflecting upon the world's issues, and being like, unless people ask me about it, there's really none of my business kind of thing, you know what I'm saying? Because everyone's got opinions doesn't mean they're all right But having it saying gold font against a black shirt every kiss begins with kiss my ass burgers I can make fun of my try spell I can make fun of case with jewelers and not in a mean way this is just me having a chuckle because that's what women like right? They like jewelry so this is what's funny about it. Like, you know what I'm saying? People take their lack of sex in their life way to God damn seriously. And it's like, dude, stop. There are people out there who have been married for 35, 40, God-dam years and the dude ain't gonna get his dick hard much as he try and the chicken ain't gonna get no dick and they still make it work. That's what True Love's all about YouTube. If you got a problem with that kiss my ass burgers. my aspergers. And then our society wants to say, quit throwing sex into everything while they shove it in our face 24 7. It's just like, brat. And if anybody hears this rant, all they hear is King Cobra needs to get laid. And it's like, it's not a need, it's a want. Because calling it a need is why we have assholes like Elliot Rogers. Fuck that fucking cunts. putting way too much pressure on men to have sex. holes like Elliot Rogers. Fuck that fucking cunts. Putting way too much pressure on men to have sex and way too much pressure on women to get married and see what fucking happens. damn ridiculous. So you're going to be like, okay, I'm offended by Cobra on what he said because it went too far and I'm like, wasn't trying to offend just trying to alert each of the truth. The Society Fox with both sides for the most part just because keeps things interesting, keeps things shaking, but it doesn't do any favors. God damn you two! That drink combo is kicking! People just need to learn how to think like the stupid shit that comes out of the mouth if it were gender or racial reversed. Don't even, no, I'm just, it gets to the point where I'm just like, I want to focus on making music and making wands. I don't need this bullshit in my life like, ugh, dude. I tell you what, then Adlonelles and Cherry-spiced rum mixed with the Bud Light is a swingin'. Swing! That's some good shit, YouTube. Well, I don't need… I just think our society is suffering a mental breakdown, and I myself have never gonna change. But I can't say the same for everybody else.