Original Video: homie chilling and drinking

What's crack in YouTube? So before I do like cooking video, my buddy Alex Anderson came over with some bruise and here they are. Silver Ice. And with Valentine's Day coming up, I figured this would be a great time to discuss a couple of key pointers. Here's the that man. A lot of women get so pissed off when… Not bad. When the guy they're with breaks up with them. And there are four things that will end a relationship quicker than snot. First one, lack of money. Second one, lack of sex. The third thing, trying to change a person. And the fourth and biggest thing that will end a relationship quicker than snot is long distance. Buckin' right, dude. Now you constantly, and this is why women do this man, they like to, they like the idea of being able to say, I fixed him like he's some kind of car, you know. Women will treat men like cars and say, oh look I fixed him, he's better now, just so they can brag to their female friends, look what I have, and you don't. Right. Because men and women are petty like that. They love to be able to brag up to each other about stupid shit. Like oh look what I did and we didn't. It's also kind of like that situation when a woman looks at a man in a sexual way and says sexual comments but doesn't get in trouble for her but then when a dude does it to a woman man there fucking… comments but doesn't get in trouble for it but then when a dude does it to a woman man they're fucking oh you fucking sexual fucking predator you know Thank you my point which brings me to my next point women are allowed to check out men and make all these creepy lute disgusting comments You know they could say something like hey nice ass, but if soon as the guy says that to a chick. Oh, he's a rape apologist, he's this he's that No, forget double standards man. It's fucking hypocrisy. You ask me. Yes, it is hypocrisy. It's finest my good friend Yes This thing of it is men and women need to realize that they're just like each other on a lot of things They want the only differences is women are more emotional than men and if you want to call me a sexist for saying that but it's the fucking truth. Right. You know this is why when men get into a fight we've we literally we do get out you know race each other's cars whatever talk as much shit as you can talk as much shit as you can fucking drinks and beer and get over it women get to a fight and four years down the road they're still fighting about the same fucking right just non-stop man it never ends all that bitch wore the dress I wanted to a problem fuck her she know exactly what she did exactly what she did. It's like, Jesus Christ. Well, not all women are like dead, man, because I've seen dudes like that, too. Fuck, gery, shit off, fucking ears on in. Unfortunately, yeah. I've seen that, too. I've seen dudes who are just as petty as chicks when it comes to fighting, and I've seen chicks like dudes when it comes to fighting, You know, that's a loose term I feel like. That could be physical or verbal, you know. But, fucking. Just a lot of fucking bullshit out there man. Most people don't understand it. I understand it. Oh I understand it and this is what should happen, but then fucking. They want it to happen, but it doesn't happen and then they start causing fucking problems does this sound like your dating story as a chick as a chick who's finding it hard to date in these modern oppressing times right but every guy you try to date you try to fix or change and then he breaks up with you and then you bitch because he's not perfect enough for you. Well here last time I checked if you were truly happy with someone you wouldn't change you wouldn't change like a piece of shit you wouldn't change a fucking thing about him exactly my point. Fucking right dude for example like my fucking ex-wife man when I walked in on her or fucking that other dude and she tried to tell me she was giving him a massage, but then she's been trying to get back with me ever since. Yeah. And I told her no, I'm not going for that. Fucked that shit. Which brings me to my next points? If you're going to fuck somebody else and be in a relationship, then break up with that person before you take action. You should never cheat on somebody. Cheating is so messed up. Right. You know, if I could have stopped myself from cheating on my first girlfriend, trust and believe, I would have done it. But I let the confidence of getting late for the first time go to my head and… Plus you whipped? Pretty much? Well, like I said, reason number four, why relationships break up is because they're long distance. Oh, okay. You know, at the time, my first girlfriend was still in job corps and she was convincing me… trying to convince me to quit job courses she could be with me. and I'm like, I fucked up I did something stupid I shouldn't have done I spoke a little bit to that we eat on job core campus and staff was like we're not having it you know and because I convinced my first girlfriend to complete her training at job core she now has a degree in computer engineering so if a job in computer engineering so if a job in computer engineering or what have you became available, she could quit her fast with a job and very easily, you know, she wanted to make 20 bucks an hour, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. And believe me, I was missing my first girlfriend something real bad, but I didn't want to see her throw away her career just because she wanted to be with me. Right when she could have something ten times better with that career. Exactly. Not against you but yeah yeah I made some piss-poor decisions you know and now I have to live without the rest of my life. Same here man you know and this thing of it is like I had a relationship with my first girlfriend that most guys would have killed to have with their girlfriend You know what I'm saying? Right. And the last thing of it is most guys don't realize how good they have it until they fuck up Until the last moment, right? So the last moment or after it's already fucked? Maybe things happen for a reason because now she's marrying my good friend, and I'm very happy to nothing but the best, but the best, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, right? after it's already fucked. Maybe things happen for a reason because now she's marrying my good friend, champion, I'm very happy for the both of them, I wish to nothing but the best, you know? Right. And that's the thing that they do is I don't care how I got treated or how I treated my exes. I don't care how I treated them or if they treated me a certain way. All I can hope nothing but the best. hope is that there was somebody who treats them right. Fucking excuse me, good old beer bird. Hell yeah. All I can do is say, you know what, I hope nothing but the best for them and I hope that they're with, you know, someone who treats them right. And someone that they're happy with. Yeah. That they know ain't gonna treat them like a fucking piece of dirt or a fucking rock, just kicking it down around a road. like eye candy. like eye candy which is another problem we face with the dating scene is unfortunately men and women who are good-looking on the outside they either may end up being super ugly superficial assholes on the inside or their significant other half just treats them like eye candy because they're good-looking. And then of course comes the ever-so irritating response to society and this is thing of it. This is the thing of it you too. is when you date an attractive person and you catch members of the opposite sex checking up your significant other half take it as a compliment you know if they're not being if they can clearly see that you're with them and that you know what I'm saying they're not hitting on them they're just complimenting like hey nice I'd tap it too fuck yeah dude don't take that as a personal thing like like, oh, my fuckingie situation is going to tap my woman and then retaliate, because that'll just get you in fucking trouble. Yeah, but just the look. If he just gives the look, like, yeah, I pound it props. You know what I'm saying? Right. It comes with the territory, man. And that's what makes me laugh is like. town doing my thing hanging out with friends what have you and I see some dude in the gas station with his girlfriend and I'm checking her out the dude just give me that look like mother fuck you better quit checking her out and I give him that look like fucking do something about it you fucking bitch and usually after I give him that famous cobra steer he don't do shit after that except walk away because he realizes who it is and he's like Well, that dude's autistic, right? Well, fuck dude. I know what you're coming. I know where you're coming from with that because there's been dudes It fucking walk around town hanging out with friends or even just by myself, you know, and I see a dude with a hot chick, you know, and I know it's his woman, I'll give him that compliment look for that woman, you know? Yeah. But then they'll try taking it personal too. They'll be like, what the fuck you're doing, complimenting me for my woman, you know? It's like, well, okay, first of all, if you don't like the attention you get when you're doing an attractive woman, then why date her? Right? It comes with the fucking territory, and that's all I'm getting territory, and that's all I'm getting at is that if you have a girlfriend that's Dinal might like You know what I'm saying? Fucking hot to the Dutch. Yeah, then you have to realize that when you date attractive women You're oh hell yeah. Thanks for the cigarette when you date attractive women as a dude you have to put yourself in that single dude's position, even if the dude's not single and he's just you know what I'm saying. One dude to another, you see another dude with a hot chick, you're going to stare. Whether you admit it or not, you're going to fucking stare. Even if that dude's clearly with that chick you're still going to fucking stare because that's what dudes do. and you know, hot woman, you know. do and chicks do the exact same thing don't get it twisted right and if you stare don't think about that or if you catch another dude staring at your hot woman you know yeah don't don't take it as jealousy like oh hey he wishes he could be whether just be like well thanks man you know yeah be humble or if you're staring at another dude because you're making you're replaceable YouTube you to be you are so fucking replaceable, YouTube, you're so fucking replaceable. We live in a society consumed with social media. Social media is toxic to a degree. Fucking, right? But in a modern age of society, when dating is as easy as swipe, you're replaceable. So if you have someone that you're physically and mentally attracted you to, and you truly love that person, appreciate them 1,000% if you truly do love them, but be humble about it, because they could replace you in a heartbeat. Exactly. And before you ever decide you want to propose, make sure that the person you're with is the person that you truly want to be with and and don't just oh I'm gonna propose to this person because they're hot, you know, no Yeah, don't just don't just rush into marriage or relationship because all your friends are having relations and because all your friends are getting married, you know, you know, yeah, that's the biggest problem I see this especially with women they feel so insecure because they haven't found someone to get married to yet and it's like enough with that shit that's the oldest fucking cliche in the book here's a female and she has like four to eight other female friends were all married before she is and now she feels so conscious I'm so fucking tired of that cliche dude right Right. You know marriage is just like a funeral. The only difference is there's cake involved. And you wait crying. Fucking… It's just like also what another part of the territory you know? Yep, like when you look at a woman whether there's a dude around or not always think that she's taken yep before you fucking just try hitting it. You learned well yes this is something that I like to share with all my single friends if we're looking to get a girlfriend the first rule. We're just trying to get a piece of ass. That too. Fucking, yeah. The first rule of dating slash getting out there and getting you some is always assume that they're taken. Because when they are taken and you do find out, oh yeah, this person has somebody, the rejection hurts less. Right. And another thing, when it comes to dating, is, like he said, the number one key, always think that they're taken, but always be respectful too if you're going to open up the Mac book, you know, or if you're going to hit on them, be respectful. Don't just be like, oh hey, nice, fine ass, you know? Or if you're going to hit on them, be respectful. Don't just be like, oh hey, nice fine ass, you know? Because to them that would be disrespectful. Well it depends on the woman and what kind of mode she's in. Some women are… Yeah. Some women are just like men, they're very open about their sexuality and their perverted nature, but a lot of women do not feel comfortable sharing their sexuality or or their perverted side with complete strangers. So on the first fence you're gonna see this chick and she's gonna be like oh you're crude but behind closed door she's just as perverted as you are. Right it's just off of kind of like racism you know that thing we've seen on the news about that dude who dressed up like Michael Jackson? Oh yeah this governor in Virginia gets… gets some……fucking charge for racism. Pretty much. The student in Virginia got in trouble for dressing up as Michael Jackson for a dance party. And now they're trying to impeach him. And I'm like, okay. If he dressed up in black face and was… he did it for a dance party, dude. black face and was he did it for a dance party dude okay its intent was not ill although racist at all no it wasn't and and and this is the truth of it they're not going to call it racism if a black dude does white face they're not going to call it sexism if a female treats a male like shit because he's got a dick between his legs that's just the fucking truth of it fucking right he chairs it at and and there's nothing you can do about it that's just double standards and if you want to complain about it then if you're a white male you have no room to complain exactly you know so I get where they're coming from on that but to fire him because he was doing it for a dance part a dance party We had to dress up as your favorite singer and get down with it. You know I Having fun with friends exactly my point so work co-workers and shit. Yeah, I don't know dude like that kind of for me. You know what I'm saying like It's fucking in peace and somebody in charge them for something Right now I would understand if he said fuck Michael Jackson you know he's a you know yeah racist way. Yeah if he was being racist with his black face like going around perpetuating stereotypes about the African-American community yeah I can understand why he'd be impeached but if he's doing it for a dance party to have fun with his friends to celebrate music and legacy fucking right I don't see how it's racist exactly it's just also like when them people are judging people because of the color of their skin I fucking hate that shit dude that's that's stupid in the first place I know sense and judging somebody because of the color of their skin. No sense in judging anybody until you get to know them, you know? Exactly my point. The way I see it, we're all human being, we all have our imperfections, we're all trying to struggle to make it happen, you know, and your struggles could be worse. Bucking, right? So you think you have a bad, someone else has got it a lot worse, guarantee. Exactly, man. You think you have it bad? Think about someone else. Hey man, how could someone else have it worse than I do, huh? You'd never know. I'm going to Menards tomorrow to get a couple cans of spray paint, and then I'll be collecting sticks. And you can see I got another wand on the batch. I got two pipe wands going into my next batch plus 10 just regular handheld wands. Got a real awesome looking man. You all should hit up T-spring and hit up covers wand. Because… Oh believe it, people have been hitting up cobracraft wands. I know man but that… spring would be nice, if I could be nice. hit up covers wants because on oh believe people have been hitting up cobracraft wants all i know man but i think this ring would be nice if i could get some merchant guys sold fuck yeah that one that you made for my friend's mom's niece man for tabit that one was real nice oh yeah i remember when Renee was like could you make me a purple wand for my knee? So I'm like, yeah, I got you. As soon as you show that thing to her, man, she almost started crying because she loved it so much. Fuck, yeah, testimony to my arch, man. Just wait and tell the one we make for her, man, that you make for her, but you and I give to her, you know, she likes red, so I'm like, what I can do is make the handle of it black and then make the blade of it red and then give her the glow in the dark tip. I think she'll like that. I would say just try making the whole thing glow in the dark, but I don't know if that would counteract the redness. It would, that's why I'm saying I'm thinking part of it, yeah. I see what you're saying this. I like this wand that I made for myself. But I like the way you do the copper too and I also like the way you do the leather on the handles. That's why I was saying you should try intertwining the leather and the copper for Renee's wand that's going to make for her. And then wrap the handle and see what you can come up with. Just try it on the handle before you make hers and see what happens, you know I got a female friend that I went to high school with and she wanted me to make her a wand and I'm getting that done The next step in that is going to be putting a crystal into the handle of it and then getting like an ornate decoration and putting it around the guard of the handle and stuff. Fucking hell yeah, dude. Yeah. Sounds like it'll look amazing. You can see that green one sitting on the shelf right there. Yeah. On this one? Yeah. Right to fuck on cover. Yeah, yeah, man. This thing is looking magnificent, only the crystal and put it in the bottom of the handle and then wrap some copper wire around it when I glue it in there so the crystal stays in place better. Would it fuck up the crystal if you put some glow in the dark paint on the tip of it and make it glow? No, but just for the sake of… The energy flow, I guess I wouldn't do that. Oh I just thought I thought I had an idea but. I mean yeah this thing is shaping up quite nicely. And they do make crystals small enough for this hole just gonna know where to find them. Right, you know. That's totally understandable man and I really like this one that you made too. Hell yeah. This one's fucking kick-ass, man. You got some fucking skill, dude. I'll tell you what. I appreciate that. And people that say you ain't got skill man can take it and fucking shove it. That's my opinion at least. Right.. If I didn't have skill at what I did what I did, I did you ain't… If you didn't have skill you wouldn't be selling them? Exactly my point. Even outside the, um… Even outside the, uh… the YouTube fame, if I didn't have skill they wouldn't sell as quickly as they do. Bucking, right? Amppers. I mean when you sit down on the desk, you can hear the solidness. It ain't just that crappy ass what you slam it down like that and it cracks or breaks. Yeah, I make my wands out of actual sticks, the way it's been done for thousands of years. It's like you was telling me the stick you make them out of is fresh. Yeah? It's not dead. Yeah. So… Hell man, another place you might be able to get real good fresh sticks at could also be the dump because there's fresh sticks that go out there all the time. I am aware of this, yes, there is a spot in town by the dump where all the people who trim their branches and their sticks. They just treat trimming companies and what have you. They take all their stick piles and they just dump them in the dump. And that would be fresher than no other, you know. Yeah, for us comes to worst, at least I know I got that spot for, you know, one would. Right. that spot for you know one wood right so there's actually a tree I want to visit tomorrow when I'm going to get fresh one wood I heard that they were I heard that they planted the new trees and when I was in Montana at fourside at my dance funeral it's it's a type of graphite but it's also red red redwood. It's redwood graphite is what they call it. It's real nice to bark on that shit. Looks like the bark on the redwood tree. But you peel the bark off and you can see the graphite. But then you can also see the redwood from the tree itself man. And that shit is solid dude because my brother took a branch and smack the ass and of his truck and his truck's nothing but metal but metal. from the tree itself man and that shit is solid dude because my brother took a branch and smacked the ass end of his truck and his truck's nothing but metal yeah he smacked the ass end of that truck and that shit didn't you break or chip nice it was real nice man and that shit was solid I even tried breaking it over my knee and it still didn't want to break that's how fresh it was man yeah and actually it was as tall as that tree holding up marshaled deck. So cool, man. It was some real good shit though, man. I was like fuck dude I got like cover know about this and we got to take a trip. A-fucking forth. I'd go get some of that shit. F So, oh yeah, there's definitely some pretty, pretty wood you can make wands out of. I like that pine wood too, because I remember that batch you made out of pine. Yep. That was real nice, dude. You could also smell it when you were sanding it, man, and when you painted it, you could still smell pine in it. Yep. And that was fucking real nice, dude. People bought that bats like that. That they did. So, I beat that wand you made for Tabitha was out of fucking pine too wasn't it? I'm not sure exactly what, just a branch I have. Yeah. Yeah. But one way back for Renee, fucking who she make real nice for her because I also get to love that Mulbargernags and shit know, and with that want, she ain't done that fucking destroy it or nothing. Oh, I know. So, and if Marshall tries to fuck in with it, I'll tell him, uh-uh, dude. My home boy made that for your mama. No, he won't fuck with it. Oh, I know Marshall, there's time he'll fuck with him if he gets too fucking, fucking, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, something or you know you know but other than that he knows better than to touch his mom's knickknacks so yeah that's the way I always taught you touch mom's knickknacks you better not have no fingers fucking right? Friends family and little kids get a discount on my wands. It's a five-finger discount if you're a friend, your family, or you're a little kid, I give. I give wands away for free in person to tons of people all the time. You know, I take time to make it myself so that way it looks nice. And then when they get it, it's like, oh hey, this is cool. And it stands out. Yeah. and then people that say your shit don't fucking stand out man that pisses me off and I don't even make them I ignore them just critics do I know I just I I ignore them too but the reason it upsets me is because you're my fucking home and I know you bust your ass making them things you sit here on your fucking fucking your ass all day every day, you know, making them wands to get the next batch sold. So that way you make your hands happy. Usually when I start making a batch, that's all I do all day. For like three to four days. And it don't take me that long. No, not at all. Get them done. You get them done when you can get them done you know? Yeah first. Even if there's more important stuff than making wands you gotta get done? You gotta get that shit done first before you make them wands. Yeah. And yeah. you know, it's just like, hell man, people can judge all they want. It's like with my seizure disorder. People judge me because I wiggle, or should I say can both? Most of the people who judge. They can judge all they want, man, but they can fucking, fuck off for all I care. Right, most of the people who judge are just jealous, jealous, assos, are like, this guy found something he's good at doing and he's sticking with it and he's getting a lot of support for it. Hell man, I just look at it as jealousy. Yes, they judge me for convulsing, they're just jealous because they can't convulses as good as I do. I don't even say that. That's kind of fun to say about your own disorder, but hey, you know,, I've had seizures for 10 years man and I've had people judge me all 10 years for saying oh you're just fucking faking a murder like pseudo seizures. With yourself induced but you can't fucking fake a grand mall man. I can't. What no matter what anybody says you can't. I was doing a cooking video later on when I like sleeves. I see how it is. I'm kidding me. I'm fucking with you, Calbr… I was gonna say… I'm just giving you a shi and bro. I was gonna say I couldn't make a calzone, but if I did make it, I'd have to film it for you, too, because, yeah. I enjoyed the brew, I brought over, brother. Oh yeah, I am. So, oh, you should get that fucking banana shit out and put that on this video. What? That banana shit you bought? Oh yeah, yeah. Get that out and put it on this video. I'll show them try this shit. I might do that. I might do that. Don't try this, fucking if you get it., fucking, you know. I don't need to start doing the work. Seems not making another batch of wands. I kind of figured, why not? I don't want to spend any more money. I need a break on this for a minute. All right. Not the video down talking about the fucking. The beer, yeah, you're good dude. The booze, I don't need to start doing the worm. Yeah, dude. But let me tell you something you too. This right here YouTube is the tastiest stuff in the world man. This is what it looks like. This is a bartender's original since 1884 and this is a banana rum basically. Hold it up so they can see it better. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, and read what it says on on the sides I hear what you can make it with and shit. One is real good with. Enjoy children on the rocks or blended with ice. Made with real dairy cream, imported, premium rum, and natural flavors. That's exactly what I said when I first cracked it up and I'm like dude you got to smell this They're like what I'm like doesn't it smell like banana laughy-tafie from Willie Wanka and he's like I'm fucking right and he's like fuck yeah, that's shit smells good man you take it you take a whiff of that man You just get that taste in your mouth from that banana laugh you can't And when you take a swing of it too you can just taste of a banana more than you can just a banana more than you can just a banana more than you can just a banana more than you can just a banana more than you can just you can just taste the banana more and you can to hard liquor. YouTube, you don't even know how delicious this is until you've tried it. This right here, has become my new favorite liqueur. This is good shit, man. And it's about 12.5% or some shit like that. 25% alcohol volume 25 proof it's not too stupid soft and it's not too strong it's a nice medium but you know it's right in the middle man it's not too stupid soft and too stupid strong you know mm-hmm you can't even taste the alcohol in this shade take one squisel of this and you drink it. It goes down. All you taste is banana and creamy goodness. Fucking, man. No doubt, man. I'm telling you right now, you too, if you have not tried this liqueur, you are missing out, dude. Tell them the price you bought it for., $13, $3 for $3.95. $13.95. Like $13.95 for it. That's not too bad. It was a hell of a fucking good price though man. There's more stuff like that at some liquor stores you'd be getting for $20.95 instead of $13. Yeah. There are some liquor stores where this might be like 21 bucks. However, I would honestly say that this is totally worth it. If you get the bartenders, banana, liqueur, this is good stuff, man. I've never actually tried this. I bought it just because I'm making another batch of wands. as we speak. It's going to be done so quick, dude. I figured, why not? And, um, this stuff is delicious, YouTube. I could very easily drink an entire bottle of this shit without even trying. trying. So if you and your girlfriend like bananas, this would be a great drink to share with your girlfriend or your significant other half on… Or just a great drink to share a fucking home, hanging out party, you know? Yeah, whether you're hanging out with friends or a reunion or something. Or a family reunion, maybe you're celebrating Valentine with friends or a reunion or something or a family reunion Maybe you're celebrating Valentine's Day with your other half fucking right this drink is good for all those occasions No doubt man This creamy banana goodness me another swing off of that. Yeah, you go for that. Yeah, this right here, this is some delicious booze man. If you are in the mood to drink something delicious. Try that, especially on some ice, because it was nice and cold when we first took the tooth first, Oh yeah. Oh yeah, dude. You take some like 99 proof bananas and some of this stuff and you mix them together with some vanilla ice cream and some of this stuff and you mix them together with some with some vanilla ice cream and some crushed ice and throw in some like strawberry Dacarin a couple of chopped up strawberries you can make a good you can make it like some of them cardinal berries too and see what that would taste like hell yeah and you you can make a pretty bomb-ass banana smoothie with this stuff. That's no lie. You take some bananas, some vanilla yogurt, and some vanilla ice cream, some crushed ice cream, some crushed ice and some of this stuff, and some milk, you mix together. You can make a delicious banana smoothie with this shite. I wonder what that would taste like that, but I'm bananas over you and then that fucking eggnog that chick was telling us about. Oh yeah, it'd be damn good, you already know what? I bet that shit would taste amazing with that banana. I'm fucking right. Oh yeah, you know, Evan Williams, Eggnog. Evan Williams is good period, whether it's Eggnog, liquor, or not. Yeah, the Eggnog version is delicious. Oh, amen to that, dude. No doubt, man. Yeah. Fucking no doubt bro. And then you got a cigarette by chance. Take that one. You sure? Yeah? Fucking out hell yeah. I've got a cigarette at the moment so… I've got two left so… But it's all good marshal will back soon, so I'll have more. There you go. He's my fucking homey, man. He's like a brother to me, you know? That's why his parents are like parents to me, from other parents. Yeah, man, I get that. another mother you know yeah fucking people that say oh me black people say that man a fucking racist dude that's the type of racism if you ask me right it's not only black people that say that dude there's other people out there to think they're friends that they've known for fucking I don't know how many years you know yeah they're good friends man as as long as you can trust them exactly you know they you know they're not going to do your dirty, then there you go. Exactly my point. That's the way to make a friend. Or, for example, if you get with a woman and you know you can trust her, and you also look into her personality, and you don't just judge her for… or just think she's a piece of ass that you're going to get with and have for the rest of your life you know yeah then there you go you've got something coming but if you just look at him like a piece of ass and like a you're a hound horny hound yeah then nothing ain't going to work out for you which brings me back full circle to this particular particular video is people who treat the opposite sex like they're entitled to start yeah to dirt Leno people who treat the opposite people who treat the opposite sex like you're entitled to their body or like you're a piece of shit like you're just dirt underneath their shoe. Men and women both do this shit to each other and I'm fucking sick of it. Fucking right man, me too man. Or men that treat women like a piece of shit or women that treat men in a violent way, hell dude. One of my biggest pet peeves, I'm gonna bring this up because I grew up to it. Men that abuse women for stupid fucking reasons. Like the woman's gonna say hey I'm gonna go to work and then the dude hits her for… Oh why are you going to work and not staying with me? You know, it's a fucking stupid fucking reason. Yeah it's beyond… fucked dude. Exactly no sense in abusing a woman whether you're fucking… Fucked dude, exactly no sense in abusing a woman whether you're fucking pissed off or not Right, it's just you ask me man. You're a piece of fucking shit dirt if you fucking abuse anybody a woman a child a dog fucking Even if it's another man, man, you know, no sense in fucking treating him like a piece of fucking shit. unless it's you like shit. Yeah, if you have to retaliate in self-defense, that's understandable. Right. But if you just treat them, if you're the first mother fucker to do it, antagonize it, retaliate, then there you go. You're the piece of shit, if you ask me. Right. But… If you like the philosophical rants and the red pill lens thinking, if you like the philosophical rants, the drink reviews, the red pill thinking, subscribe to my channel for more. the red pill thinking, subscribe to my channel for more. Hell man, try these camos too. Oh yeah, they're pretty fucking good. They ain't very strong, but they ain't very weak either. I get all these comments on YouTube, people are like, drink some malt liquor, and I'm just like, pff. I drink malt liquor all the time dude that's normally what you probably tell them right if I could afford it all the time I would well well not all the fucking time but you know what I meant you drink it when you can afford it mm-hmm and hey man there's other liquor out there to try I learned just malt liquor but for me I drink malt liquor because it doesn't counteract my seizures. Right. Like hard liquor does, for example? Or, for example, heck, there's beer out there that will counteract my disorder, and you've seen it, Budweiser. That's I have. And I'll drink Budweiser and fucking two cans of that dude and I'm starting doing the worm, you know? Yeah. But I can drink old English 40s, Mickey 40s, heck the even these Camo 40s, man. I can drink these and not do, not convulse at all. Hell yeah. I can even drink Bud Light and you name it, other than Budweiser,iser you know that's the only one I've found that has triggered me from beer. Also my heart limit ate might trigger me because it's got somewhat hard liquor plus beer in it but other than that. Right. So. It's good with the alcohol talking but I'm starting to feel kind of good. Heck yeah man, me too man. I'm glad I could come over and hang out with you brother and buy you some booze bro. Oh yeah. And see I also look at it like this man, fucking… People that are… that drink and then act stupid because they're drunk. Oh it's just for alcohol talking. That's just you acting a fool when you're drunk because you don't know how to handle your liquor. No shit. That's just causing fucking problems for no reason. Right? That's stupidity if you ask me man. If you don't know how to handle your liquor, then you shouldn't be drinking. No shit. And… And… It's just like that, if you ask me, man. But I ain't gonna judge nobody, you know, because I've been judged throughout life, but other than that… It is what it is. Just like when somebody says, oh, I Oh I want this, you tell them what? What in one hand? And shit and yell or see which one gets fuller first? Yeah, first. No fucking doubt, man. Yeah, man. Hope you like enjoy this video, YouTube. I'm sure they will, because this is giving people some beautiful insights. And of course, I dropped the fucking lid, and now I'm trying to pick it back up and… We'll back up some, we'll see if we can find it. I'm sure we'll find it Oh okay here you go brother. Thank you. It was behind your chair over there by your fucking cover staff. How the fuck did that even happen? I knocked it on the ground. There's I think it goes here and it goes way the fuck back. It's that Cobra came man. It's calling it saying come to me! Where's your camp at? Right over here. Okay, good. I've got to say man.'s in it it's in a place it ain't gonna get lost cool cool yeah that's uh… heck yeah man and just also another thing for this video that I want to bring up so when you're hanging out with your friends man…… and just also another thing for this video that I want to bring up so when you're hanging out with your friends man whether you have friends that they know that they like and you don't like fuck dude no sense and judging that person and then ruin a friendship with your friend that you're good friends with you know no sense in burning a bridge for no fucking reason Yeah, and that's gonna happen unfortunately is when you encounter And you're hanging out with your friends you're gonna encounter those people that You don't get along with and exactly the same sense. Yeah No, no sense in ruining your friendship with the one friend because your friends friends with somebody else that you don't like right exact same with women you ain't gonna ruin a relationship with somebody that you don't like that they like for no reason you know yeah especially if it's a good relationship yeah if it's a friendship you value you won't end it for no reason you know yeah especially if it's a good relationship yeah if it's a friendship you value you won't end it for no fucking reason other than just because all their friends with some way you don't like well that's fucking stupid that's a stupid reason to burn a fucking friendship man i've known cover for how long man since i was 20 and for so for fucking for four years. Four years already? Yeah dude, 20 is about to be fucking five now. So. Whoie time sure does fly doesn't it? Right it's like I've known Marshall for almost nine years. And he's been a real good friend of mine man. Oh yeah. And I don't care when anybody says they can judge him for all they fucking want. But he's been a hell of a friend and his parents have helped me out and I helped them out too, exactly, you know. A lot of people will judge him because he's gay and I'm like, dude, that's stupid. He might be gay but people can judge people for being gay or lesbian or whatever to fuck, bisexual, all they fucking want, man. The only reason they're judging is because they can't accept themselves for who they are. I'll drink to that. So that, could not have better myself? F-huckin'-fuck-fuck, dude, I'm just don't know, man. Sorry about the F-word so much, but… Hey, I cussin' my channel all the fucking time, so it gives a shit. Right? It's like Don't Olden Daffy Duck, you use their beak as a fucking hockey puck, right? What the fuck you stupid fucking duck, dog, duck, are you're… to use your… for quack! Don't gotta use your beak for a fucking hockey puck, you stupid fucking duck? That's great. Sorry about why you were smoking quack? Like Donald and Daphne Duck or what? Glad we can have a fucking good night hanging out bro. Hell yeah man. Appreciate you, let me chill with you. Yeah man, thanks for um hanging out. No problem man. I appreciate you offering to help me, Renee and Glenn and them for getting that shit done with that fucking fire that happened in their house. Yeah man. That's why they really like you, because you're a true fucking homie, bro. You're not only my homie, but you're there fucking homie too. Marshall even told me that. He's like, man, I really like Josh, dude. He told me he's like, that's one of the friends that you've brought in over to my house that I actually really like. not in a sexual way, but is a fucking friend way you know yeah yeah and his mom even told me that and so is Glenn hell yeah and it's like with your wands man you know you know how that night we went and seen Glenn at the hospital and you brought your scepter yeah and he was looking real pale when we walked in the room but then he asked you hey man once you got there and you handed him your scepter and the color of his skin came back in. You can see that. And he started smiling and was feeling a hundred times better. That's the power of the Cobra himself. Well yeah man. So anybody that says Cobra is a fucking cheap piece of shit of dirt they can fucking take it and shove it because they ain't realized the actual power from the Cobra. No they haven't witnessed it firsthand. They're just scared to get bit with the venom. So… or they just… you know this is the thing of too, is when you're taught a certain way growing up, this is how things are, and all of a sudden here comes this outside source, showing you that that's not how things are. It challenges your national realm of what's considered normal. What's right and what's wrong, you know, yeah. So when your normal realm of thinking is challenged a lot of people are going to question the belief and the power of my powers personally and of course. They're going to question your beliefs over their beliefs. Yep. So I see where you're coming from with that. Most people don't understand that. Why should I question their beliefs when they don't question my beliefs? Well it's like if little kids are taught going up there's no such thing as ghosts and they can't hurt you, you know. But that next thing you know you see something floating in the midair and you want to tell you. But then they come across a demonic demonic spirit that can really fuck shit up. Amen to that dude. Yeah. Fucking. But yeah that's the thing of it is when little kids are taught not to believe in ghosts and then or demonic spirits or what have you yeah what you? And then they come across an encounter when they're older, completely changes their realm with thinking because they're taught going up that this shit doesn't exist and then here's physical proof that it does exist. Right, you know. Hell man, I seen this thing on fucking, the science channel, last night, or yesterday yesterday matter of fact I should say that on Mars you know how they are not Mars but Saturn how they have the rains yeah there's also liquid water so they think that there's like some habitat or some life form on Saturn because they had a robot drone go up there but it didn't it looked somewhat like a human foot but it only had three toes. So they're like maybe there's life on you you know, just not only Earth, but Saturn and Mars. Hard to say, man. It really is hard to say. You know, we don't truly know what's out there until we've explored it. Exactly. And people that don't understand that, man, are just stupid if you ask me. Yeah. Not judging people or nothing, but you just don't ex- You don't take the time to fucking research that shit and experience, Hey man, is this really real? You know? Or, yeah. Take time to research it and realize, hey, maybe this is real. You know? So……… maybe this is real you know so it's just insane if you ask me and do it is hell man you should get down with some crazy train on the guitar brother just for this video and then we'll end it I guess if you want to all ended when I all end it when I feel like I'm… I'm satisfied with the content yes. Okay. Well you should just get down on some crazy train. I only know they like the opening riff I don't know the whole… Oh well. Yeah. Just do what you can man. Nobody ain't got a jives to do this.. I want to look like a look like a little like a little like. Nobody ain't got a judge, dude, this, they do it, they can fucking take it and shove it. You ask me, you're just my home boy man, and you ain't nothing but a piece of dirt. Yeah, that's one way to look at it. It's my home boy's my fucking home boy. Here, you need a guitar pick? No, dude, I got one, that's gonna look for it. Yep, there it is. Ahh. I did just put a fresh e-string on both of my guitars, both my BC-Wish warlock and my strato spellcaster were needing some fresh e-string so I'm like why I don't and my strato spell castor were needing some fresh e-string, so I'm like to put right on cover. the the Yeah. Oh yeah, man. Do you wear a motor runner? Right. Not really taking the guitar playing too seriously in this video but on the back you can see I carved spellcaster on the side. Hell yeah man. And then on the front we got this whammy bar that has, you know, the skulls on it. Yeah. Oh, sorry Alex. You're good dude. If the Cradleofill sticker right there, the Cradle-a-fill sticker right there, and the Ozzy Osbourn sticker right there, and then three hot naked chicks on the front, watch out. That's a spellcaster for you. Yeah. And there's been times when I'm taking it more seriously, or maybe I'm just screwing around and playing And you've come up to my apartment you're like what was that haunting beautiful haunting sound? Like us we planned the guitar like Yeah, buddy. Now if Valentine's Day coming up, I will be doing some pink warons in this coming month. Just because, you know, the whole reason that fucking holiday got started was because St. Valentine got his fucking head cut off and let's make a holiday about it. That's great, dude. That just makes me like… Right. I shall call this drink combo and rant. Yeah. Hell yeah. Or not really a drink combo, but like, drink review and rant would be the more accurate term for me. Or homey chilling drinking and rant. Homey more accurate term for homey chilling drinking and rant. Homy chilling and rants we'll call it that. There you know. I mean that's some good shit. Thanks for chilling out. No problem, man. You know you're my fucking homey dude, I don't mind chilling. Hell yeah. Why do you think I came over with the booze? Right? Shout out to Alex Anderson for providing the booze for this video. Peace out, you too. Thank you for watching fellow Youtubers. Fuckin' cheers to that man. That's to the culprit. And if you're single on Valentine's Day, celebrate it, because at least you're not in a relationship with somebody who doesn't appreciate, yes. appreciate you. Or even if you are, not single. Just fucking celebrate it even if the person enjoys you celebrating it, but if they don't enjoy it, getting fucked up for celebrating it, then screw them. Not even that, but you get one on jiving and I'll catch you cool cobras later.