Original Video: Ice cream bread bacon cheeaeburger

Had a lot, crack a lack in YouTube. So, uh, I did promise a weird-ass ice cream bread burger thing. I'm a, I don't know, some weird shit. And I cook on YouTube, taking that bread that I made, and trying to make a burger with it. So it's a little weird, yes, but… Eh, why not? I was just going to require me to cook some burger patty in a bacon. I put some meat in the fridge to Ditha, so hopefully by now it's Dithod. If it isn't, it is what it is, but it should be de-thought. Ice cream bread is freaking messy YouTube. I'll get to give it a plate for the bird. This is a good thing. Okay. And clean up right quick before I cook anything. I'm soaking the mixing bowl over and at YouTube is so loud, all that gel makes sure to come right off. The most good is a good one. I don't know. I just wonder that elbow grease that last really comes off. Now nobody likes doing dishes, you too, but here's the thing with it. They gotta be done. And they don't cook good meals, long a few years, board station and sanitary. And then there's not much now, it will be a ton later, but say, and I was just doing a dish and another YouTube video. What a square. You don't even know you too. I'll tell you what's up. Hold on a second. It's also just me a chance to wash my hands before I cook with any of the ingredients. Just don't even eat any eating tea with a free dinner. I'm not really sure how I've progressed in a whole that trying to fit it too. So I'll just serve it up as is with a bond. It was funny too, these kids do not like doing chores, but if they listen to music, while they do it, it takes their mind off with it. Adults do that kind of thing too. So I think what's up? at least a, at least get the stuff you bank with washed before you put it away. Because you don't want to have, you know, caked on flour and nastiness, all over you're measuring cups and stuff like that. It's just no, it's not a good book. I mean nobody likes doing chores on YouTube so if you listen to your music while you do it it takes your mind off other being laboring you can't dance to your music while you do it you know it's going to go on your own and clean you know it's not that difficult it makes chores a little bit fun and less of a oh my god I gotta do this great versus oh okay yeah All right. Now after washing my hands I want to june my quick, and I'll get the shindig on the road. I don't think they need a plate to assemble the beef on this one just because the sweetness of the bread. I don't know, it'll be a little weird. Just a bit of cooking with, show that logo. Yes. One paddy of cooking with, show that logo. Yes. One penny of that. had he cut seven now that he can get to the fun. This seems not as prodded and cluttered. As part of being a responsible adult is you got to your chores. No one else is going to do them for you. Trash gets full of taking out,rass, beef, baby. Never had it. I've heard it's pretty good. And we got a little bit of this jaggen. It was a very interesting drink. Combow, I mean, Jack, and an Egg, I can't go along with that. But as far as an interesting sandwich, yeah, this is going to be a weird one. Using my ice cream bread as a bun, a lot of people have suggested this on YouTube, and I'm like, well, I'll see what I can oblige with. Mm. That beef does sell pretty good YouTube, I'm not going to lie. The pangs are pretty big too, even when you cook them, they shrink a little bit and shrink too much. Noise. I've got to still turn down to a seven. It doesn't need to be super stinking hot to cook it. Look at that symbol. Big is what's for dinner. A little bit longer than this time of time here. The dress is petty. The bread and… But honestly, you too, I don't want it to fall apart. So, when I have to do the patty separate and melt in the microwave separately before you put on the patty, knowing. The ashtrim bread doesn't deteriorate when you try to eat it. You can smell that thick cut bacon going and get two strips of that. No seasoning. This burger is going to be poor lying on that sweet and salty factor. Give it that. I'll just go. I think this will look good on camera, just my personal opinion, take it or leave it. My fans are like, make a burger with ice cream bread, I'm like, okay. And a good burger at least requires some bacon, and even if you don't have bacon, it's really good if you know how to cook it, you know what I'm saying, you too. But a good burger has three things, bacon, gooey cheese, and flavor in your mouth. Yeah. One second. Let's lift that bacon. I don't care what label you use, thick cut bacon's where it's at. Man. But whatever bacon you use, use some bacon. So I want to have to make this patty separate from a sandwich. But whatever baking you use, use some bacon. So I want to have to make this patty separate from your sandwich and then… Yeah. And then put a little bit of peanut butter on the top, but and smush it together, a little bit of brown sugar on the baking when it's done cooking on top of the sandwich, you know. A little bit of brown sugar on the baking ones done cooking on top of the sandwich, you know. Working with what I got to make a burger del, I think will taste good and now will look good on camera. People want string gold and that sort of thing. So right now the bacon is a chewesate. I'm not going to go too much longer on it because I like it a little bit chewy. But that bacon is starting to curl up real nice like. Check this on the end. Hashtag Bacon Life. I should then go from the room. Okay. Now we're not done dressing this paddy just yet. Make some room on the desk here. We're some next ingredient in the desk here. We're some, uh… Our next ingredients here. This burger pat is going to need a little bit of sweets and there's already a little bit of this brown sugar in that ice cream bread if you watch the video. So it's just going gonna complement everything nicely. There's already chocolate in the bread. So that peanut butter on the top on. There we go. and some mozzarella cheese on top of that delicious bacon that we just cooked up and we microwave it so that way all that cheese and that sugar are cooked in the microwave together. So the fans are like, hey make a burger with your ice cream bread. I saw that as a suggestion legitimately. A couple months back and I was like, I wonder how that would taste. You know, so sometimes fans come up with good ideas. So now the next part is just putting that cheese on top of the bacon and the sugar. Oh yeah, that's looking really good. And just enough to dress the top of it, so that way it melts in a nice glee puddle on top. And this paddy shrunk a whole lot more. And this paddy shrunk a little bit more. and this paddy shrunk a little bit so it's not going to take a whole lot more to this this glass pinch should do it. Place it on top of the burger paddy. Just like that, the whole top of it's covered with a nice pile of cheese. Yes, please. And if that bacon is a little bit uncooked in certain spots, it'll cook up even more in the microwave. But pre- cooking it on the stove, before you put it in the microwave on top of your burger is always a must. Well I tell you what YouTube I've made some weird burgers. Well I'll tell you what YouTube I've made some weird burgers but this one definitely takes the bloody cake. Put that patty in the microwave for about 44 seconds and while it does that We have two pieces of ice cream bread. They're chilled and they're still chewy. The smaller of the pieces, that's which one is bigger. They're all about the same. So I make this one the top bun and you can still see the chocolate chips and all that melted into the bread so that's kind of cool. Making a dank burger making a dank delicious bacon Making a dank burger for the holidays. A holiday-themed bacon cheese burger. Now people are wondering, can you use ice cream bread to make a cheeseburger? I mean, that's… That's a legit question, actually. And right there are nice coating a peanut butter on the top of that. It's not gobbed on there to be super messy. And of course the microwave is saying, hey dip shit, your patty's done. Oh shit, go look at it. Hmm. All right. Put this up, that's definitely another peanut butter for the burger. Okay, now look at that, the cheese puddled all over that delicious bacon just like that on our plate. Now isn't that just beautiful YouTube? Mmm, it smells really good too. So I'm going to take this patty and scoop it onto the bottom bun just like that. Right up the back just tell by the grease that this is going to be a good burger. And I drizzle a little bit of that burger grease on top of the cheese but not too much. We don't want the bottom button to be soaked. Pour a little bit of that grease from this plate on top of the cheese just for flavor. There we go. Now look at this burger YouTube is Is this the weirdest thing you've ever seen anybody make? Like what sort of nonsense is this? But um………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… and then you have it ladies and gentlemen on top squish it down just like that and there you have it ladies and gentlemen an ice cream bread bacon cheeseburger I took the ice cream bread bacon cheeseburger I took the ice cream bread I took the ice cream bread I made a ice cream bread bacon cheeseburger I took the ice cream bread, bacon, cheese burger. I took the ice cream bread I made and my last recipe and used the bread to make a crazy burger. Look at that. That's nuts. I crack it one there real quick because it's a little smoky in here from cooking which uh… who doesn't love the smell of beef and bacon. I don't know you too. Would you eat it? It looks weird. It's definitely a new take on the… I don't know YouTube. Would you eat it? It looks weird. It's like, it's definitely a new take on the burger. I didn't take two terribly long to cook up. Smoke a marble southern cut and have a sip of this eggnog and whiskey. Hold on a second. But yeah, I made a Bacon Cheeseburger using my ice cream bread as the buns. That's nuts. This is the kind of weird shit people see they're like… What the hell is this guy doing? If you like the crazy-ass recipes like this, subscribe for more. If you want to see how I made this holiday bread, then check out the holiday bread video on my YouTube channel. And if you like the crazy recipes, subscribe for more. But the bacon, the burger patty, the mozzarella cheese, the ice cream bread, the peanut butter on the top, bun, a little bit of brown sugar on the bacon after it's cooked, oh, that cheese just gooped all over the bacon. It looks like a heart attack on a bun, to be brutally honest. YouTube. It's really fucking on this man. I'm gonna eat it because I made it but I'm wanting to cool off a bit. And I came together pretty smoothly. You know, there's a reason why I did some dishes before making this. That way I have room in the sink for these two plates. I mean that's just I know that was kind of boring watching we do that for a minute but then you know now we're here at the video where it's the fun and the cooking and oh look at that smells delicious. And quite frankly YouTube I don't give a damn. From 85 years old the doctor says you need to quit eating bacon. I'll tell me to kiss my ass burgers. The chicken is bad for you, it tastes good, enjoy it. You got one life. As long as you don't go overboard with it like two, three times a day, but once or twice a day like every other day at most, you know. You know, I'm saying it's moderation. I went the last couple of days without having a drink, so I bought a little something-something to mix with this video so that way. It's okay when you a drink combination and a weird-ass burger what is this nonsense and then you see it oh okay yeah but yeah I got those all one sent out and I ordered in the last batch I'm thinking about saving up for a mini layed YouTube. I've seen people lay that wands. I could use sticks or like little square chunks of wood from Home Depot and just. Yeah, I see a lot of people on YouTube making wands with chopsticks and hot glue. I mean, if you're doing it to have fun with your family and craft shit I'm not gonna hate on you for it but if you're doing it as a business and you're selling and you're saying oh yeah look I'm selling wands you know I'm like no this where I hold my hand this is a wand In fact, no, you don't even know. This, this beast right here. This is a wand, you too. It's got a quartz crystal. It's got copper wire. It was sanded down from an actual stick, real leather on the handle. True story, I'm walking down the street carrying my septor, playing with a thunderstorm. The cop stops me and says, we got a suspicious report that you were carrying a stick with a dagger on the end. And I'm like, no man, it's just a crystal scepter. And he goes, why do you have it? I'm like, because I'm playing with a thunderstorm. He goes, can I see your ID? And I'm like, yeah, man, here you go. Like radio it in. Oh, well, you got no warrants, no arrest record, you're fine to go. They hand me back my ID, I wave my scepter at the sky and then just this big bolt of thunder went k-poo! The cops drive and I'm like, whoa dude, but you walk around the streets with a Bible in your hand, no one thinks twice, but you walk around the streets holding a wand, and of course people look at your funny like… Yeah. Judge not, unless you be judged. I hear the thing of it, you too, but I think the reason… There is no tougher sex., there really isn't.. You know, society automatically expects men to be tougherbe to be tougherber-to be tougher-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-be-be-be-be-be-to-to-be-to-to-be-to-be-to-be-be-to-be-to-be-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-be-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-be-to-be-be-to-be-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to–to-to–to——————————————————————————————–to—————-a——-a—a–a–a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- I think humans individually go through their own struggles that make them stronger individuals. You know, society automatically expects men to be tougher and that women have to try harder than men and because of that bullshit there's this power imbalance. I don't think men are tougher than women. I don't think women are tougher than men. I think humans individually go through their own struggles that make them stronger individuals. But because of these sexist double standards and when society expects men to always be in charge and always be tough and up you know you get these incidences where women will take advantage of the situation they'll be like well I can hit this man and he won't hit me back. Because society says you're not supposed to hit women. That ain't right. That doesn't mean you should hit women? Fuck no. Fuck domestic abuse. If you're a real man, you'll put your hands in your fucking pocket and walk the fuck away. She hit you one time, put your fucking hands in your pocket and walk the fuck away. But within reason, if she's got a knife to your throat, and she's trying to beat the shit out of you, then, but when it comes to self-defense, women shouldn't feel powerless against their male attackers, and men shouldn't have to feel ridiculed because they got their ass kicked by a female. It's just so typical, our society. Oh, you got your ass kicked by a female, you fucking pussy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cry baby, sissy boy! As I just suggest, that women aren't just as capable. And that's the thing of it. You know, some women will be like, well, we can give birth to children, so you know, it makes us tougher. Not necessarily. Men can also give birth, but it's in kidney stones. Women can do that too. Okay, now you're just comparing Slob stories. What's that going to get you? Not a damn thing. But come with the frog, that's not in my business. Of course, if I got a mini lay, then I'd have to also get a shop back to keep it cleaned up because a lathe would make it ten times more messy. I'm content which is using sandpaper at the moment. It takes longer to carve them out but at least they get done. And it makes less of a mess easier to clean up. It may take longer but it's to make it car but it makes less of a mess. It's not something to think about. If I had my dream house, you already know I have a minuleit for my handheld wand and a large wave for my staffs. Inceptors. I'd be buying courts, crystals, and bulk and that sort of thing. I mean you thought Cobra Craft Wands made bad-ass wands now. Trust and believe that when I build my dream house, the ones are going to be so fucking amazing and still charging the same price than I would, if not making them cheaper because of that point, you know. Ice cream, bread, bacon, cheese, burger. This is a nuts shman. I'm probably gonna toast, you didn't get in the way with it, but I don't know, I didn't want to like fall apart, you know? Unless I'm taking a bite of it, smell pretty good. Hmm. That takes me a while I get to the beef. You gotta bite through some ice cream bread first. I suppose I could use smaller cut pieces for the burger but it would have looked as good on camera I guess. Even the Asking bread is pretty good in itself but what's going to taste like the everything else in the middle. That just be on weird. You can bite of that bacon with that peanut burger. Hmm. Nope, chunks of bread are of course falling off. It's strange and not that bad. I mean it's an acquired taste because you get the saltiness from the beef and the bacon and it gets the sweet sugar and the peanut butter and the mid ice cream and the bread. This is, um, hmm. This is some weird shit, YouTube. I mean as far as burgers go this is definitely pretty massive. That's where it looks like. I'm not even close to finishing it. Now putting two big ass pieces of ice cream bread to sandwich it definitely is going to.. Now putting two big ass pieces of ice cream bread to it definitely is going to make this a filling burger, no doubt on that. But yeah, this is interesting. It's not bad. It's weird. I mean, the combination, but it works. I mean… This is probably the weirdest sandwich I've made in a while. I mean putting… I screamed right as the buttons YouTube. But putting… I screamed right as the buttons, YouTube. but putting the peanut butter on the top blind was definitely a nice touch. You don't have to specifically use every ingredient that I had to achieve, as well as this beef, bacon, cheese, you know, stuff to make the ingredients itself happen. It doesn't have to be the exact same brand but yeah. Oh bloody hell. I should have got a bigger plate because this is getting all a couple of crumbs here and there I could sweep it up here in a second. That's not a problem. That bacon is definitely cooked just right. Got a little bit of crispiness, a little bit of chewiness. And this is just a mess of a sandwich. It's surprisingly not that messy to eat, but just a size of a sandwich. It's surprisingly not that massier to eat, but just the size of it because of how big those slices of ice cream bread were. I mean people wanted an asked creambread bacon cheeseburger video and I'm like well let's see what I can do I mean. This however isn't too shabby. Probably not the healthiest of um probably not the healthiest sandwich on the planet. But… That's what makes it so good. Yeah, and not toasting the buds and not using any seasoning for it. Yeah, that works. Next thing about mozzarella cheese is mild. And, um, it compliments all the ingredients. Spicy baking cheeseburger made it happen for a couple of days but that's all right YouTube you'll definitely get another burger recipe come on up here shortly using them um that hot sauce I advertised for on my last cooking video which I'm not a sponsor that was just me trying it for the first time and that's good hot sauce I like it. That's the weirdest combination dude. It's surprisingly not the weirdest. That is the weirdest combination dude. It's surprisingly not bad, but you wouldn't think it would taste good. Like if I have my own burger restaurant, I would scare this around the holidays, no joke. And people like, what is this around the holidays, no joke. And people are like, what is this bizarre mess? Oh this is um… Why? Why would you do such a horrific thing? Because I can. Ice cream breads are pretty old recipe. It's been around for a minute, but actually incorporating it to include a bacon cheeseburger. That's um… Yeah, you don't see people on YouTube doing stuff like this look at that massive cross section holy dude Now I should not like the way this tastes because this is just the weirdest combination on the planet but surprisingly it's good. I mean you get the chocolate and the bread and the peanut butter on the top bud. This is so unheart healthy it's not even funny. Oh my god, dude. That's not fair. Huh. That beef is medium rare. A little bit of pink in the middle, but not too much. But you take the first bite and it could be a problem. Because you're going to hate yourself for liking it. But you take the first bite and you take the first bite and you're like, all right, the bread's pretty good. And then you get to the beef and the bacon and the cheese and you're like, dude. Then you get a bite of that peanut butter with the saltiness of the bacon, from the beef panty. You're like, okay, that's pretty good. And then you get the mintiness from the ass cream bread that kind of throws it off a bit but other than that you know I mean You like this weird-ass burger recipes YouTube subscribe for mores Like watch this weird-ass autistic 27-year-old eat these weird-ass disgusting burgers. What is this shit? Okay, yeah, the chewiness of the ice cream bread and then you get all the other ingredients on top of it I don't know you too, would you think would it no problem. Like this is, you know, this right here is just junk food at its finest. I only want to think of the calories that are involved in making something like this. I mean this is This is insane YouTube This right of this burger is nuts like 10 degrees helter scouts a crazy good No, but for real well When you ask yourself, well ice cream bread make a dink burger bun, the answer is yes. Depends on what burger you're making. You could take the Bacon Smours cheeseburger and use chocolate ice cream bread as the bond. You could totally pull that off. I'm serious, you too. If you made chocolate ice cream bread, I don't even took the Smores Bacon bacon cheeseburger video that I did and you put all those ingredients between two cold slices of that chocolate ice cream bread. I mean, mmm. That's… holy shit that's good. I should not be, but it is. I got a couple of, um… a couple of crumbs here there, but this is a not too terribly long to sweep up. It's better than having nothing so I'll be right back you too. Oh. Oh, there we go. Yeah, I would highly advise being extremely careful with burgers like that because Oh, that was so good, but I imagine that was so unheart healthy. That was just Oh, yeah, that was so yeah, pretty much unheart healthy freezing flour. Oh, that particular ice cream bread had self-raising flour. Briars mint chocolate chip by his cream eggnog. Which has cinnamon and nutmeg in it. Some brown sugar. And butter to keep it from sticking to the pan. Oof. By the time that ice cream bread cooled off enough, I was able to cut it in the serving slices pretty easily Is it a crime to make burgers taste that good it should be? The only thing that throws you off on that burger is the mint. The the mint flavoring it's kind of like a whoa what is this is unexpected but it's there. Changing the burger game on YouTube. Who says a burger has to contain just lettuce, tomatoes, and bacon and a sesame seed bun and some American cheese? Classic, but you gotta think outside the box, man. There's like a bazillion different ways to do a burger and now adding ice cream bread to make the bun. I just changed that burger, check out my holiday bread recipe. It's your drink limit. You know, that egg, no, I didnog and Jack Daniels. Now that's always delicious. I'll teach more. I'm in Huckleberry, that's just my kind of game. And of course if I want to make room, I can take this monaster and just pour it straight into the baller of a jack just like that or gently. The most subscribers we get on YouTube to better. Now wouldn't that be some shit YouTube? I win the lottery before Big Bang gets fixed. And I'm living in my car-towered mansion. Big Ben with its 300 or 234 steps, if I'm not mistaken, two to 300, yeah. Facing at Victoria Tower with its four clock faces. I have no control over it fact that there's four seasons a year okay let's stop with that But now I want to wish all my haters and all my fans and everyone happy holidays, you know. social media you create stupid satire to rip on me where you kill me you call me a balding retard because you want to make fun of my aspergers and trickateria happy holidays and I hope your new year is more productive Now here's the thing of it, the only thing, the only presence that's about Christmas is the presence of your family, friends, and loved ones and people you hang out with. So even if you don't have nobody, you mean if it's just one person. It's still better than nothing. I'll drink to that YouTube. Cheers. I don't particularly care for how commercialized Christmas has become. I don't personally have a problem with the holiday itself, but people get so greedy around this time of year and this holiday is just so commercialized. It kind of almost tries to take the fun out of people who celebrate it for the right reasons. You know? So just because you see some greedy scrooge or some over-commercialized bullshit, try not to let it ruin your holidays, I mean… Yeah. Yeah That shit was hilarious. Oh. to the other. You know, I'd host the dankest Christmas parties there at my dream house if I could. I'd be like, you want to hear some Christmas curls, I got you. Go into my bedroom, turn the lamp light to the sun, climb the staircase to the first floor. The first floor being the carrow line room, second floor is the bell free, third floor is the clock faces, all four of them, what have you. But be sitting there playing jingle bells on my carolone, I mean that they be sick as fuck, I don't care who you are. I mean like, yeah, let's add some irony to this. Iron, possibly bronze. Iron, possibly bronze, zinc. and hire a contractor here in town by like 20 acres of land four miles outside of town. Build my dream house and replant, replant maples, pines and willows all over the property, the cobblestone pathway leading from the front gate to the front door and the attached garage. A nice spooky little forest to go with it. Yeah. That'd be some killer sh-sh-you know. And if I invented something that made me a little extra money, that way, I wouldn't blow through my lottery spending it on taxes because they do tend to tax custom buildings, weather, the property itself, you know, and it's a lot of legal stuff, just precautions you gotta take, you know. I'd have a shooting range behind my dream house, a couple acres away from the house, so I could have a shoot clays and steel targets in that way. And if I had a small collection of firearms, they'd be like, oh, you shoot? Like, yeah, I got a shooting range, you want to check it out, what do you want to shoot? We got this, we got that, yeah. range when I'm made a shooting video. I didn't care. I had fun shooting guns safely. That's all it counts. People are so bloody triggered by the idea of me owning a shotgun, and I'm like, I keep it empty unless I have to use it. Oh, it seems how it's Friday. I gotta make this reference. Respect my gangster! Oh. Oh, that's good shit. A Friday after next reference, yes. If I have a security gate that locks around the front gates and then the gates around the entire property of mine, and the only way to get into the security code gate with the buzzer inner comments interconnected to the front door by the house on the inside people buzz me where the fk is it oh hey what up I'll let you in please if I make the mention of Hawka lips proof putting lead and cement between the steel frame and the stone walls. And I make it solar-powered and I'll make it a lot cheaper to own because it will be eco-friendly on the electricity. If I make the toilets eco-friendly, it will cut down on the water bell immensely. It'll have their old school Victorian Adams family style house look to it. You picture the house from Haunted Mansion. clock tower with four bell tower shutters underneath the clock faces. And then once of course it became legal I could grow my own hybrid strain of cannabis and mass market that shit. And the crossing eight strains of that would take a long time, but totally worth it I mean going to kind of we they give to cancer patients like four hits will get you stupid Now, but it never fails YouTube. I see people all the time who have it a lot worse and we all bitch about our shortcomings. It's just human nature. And sometimes all I can do is make the best of it. I mean, if you're going to make wands for like a party favor and you need something quick and easy and you're using chopsticks and hot blue in paint and craft paint and construction paper. Okay It's for a party. I get it. You know, it's like a little party favor, but if you're going to sell wands of actual wood if you want a real magic wand, craft it out of actual wood. Don't just buy a chopstick. I mean the exception to that rule, the only exception to that rule is buying a big block of wood and then leaving it out and kind of you know forming it, that's the only exception, at least you know yeah because there are no shortcuts in magic YouTube no although I might just have one more because why the fuck not because I got 7,000 subscribers and I'll be to you guys and gals for subscribing to this crazy Monday this crazy and I'll be to you guys and gals for subscribing to this crazy Monday and shit that I do on my channel sit here in random cooking video. Now my next baking cheeseburger is going to have spicy pork grinds and some of that delicious hot sauce that I advertised on my channel with on the last cooking video and I'm sitting there snacking on hot sauce covered chips yeah I was testing it out I waited for the bread to get done cooking I figured that we a bit more entertaining than watching me sit here and do this number da nuh nuh nuh nuh nah nah nah nah nah nah. There's a YouTube show called Hot Ones and Celebrities will come on and eat Hot Wings and nine times out of ten, the hot sauce that I got is usually the second to the last one and it goes from most mild hot sauce to the spicy as knock you in the mouth you know and look on that hot sauce is pretty sweet it's got a cobra and the much of snakes come in of this chicks hair and it's got Medusa and flames just circling the bottle on the label and then on the other side you got this little label that says warning extremely hot. And after a couple rounds with it on that YouTube video I do when I was cooking that holiday bread my tongue was just numb the back of my throat was like like it was spicy and after where I could handle it, but ooh, that hot sauce is mean. You know, that one's definitely not a novice hot sauce. Maybe a bold intermediate or advanced, you know, spicy con sewer could handle it, but if you're a novice to spicy food and you're particularly not your cup of tea, I would not recommend it. This still can make your tongue go numb. Whoo, we… And it's nice to have a little something for home defense. I can't afford dogs. I could get a therapy dog, but I don't have the money to raise one at the moment. So I know plenty of people here in town who have dogs as pets, that I can pet, so I'm tripping about that. But, um… Yeah. about that. But um, yeah. I literally had some ass all threatened to shoot me if I didn't put my wand away. It's like you better put that thing away or I'll shoot your ass. So I got off my bike, pulled my knife out in my pocket, flicked it open, and I had the knife in one hand, and I wanted a wand in the other. And I said you're a daisy if you do. do it motherfucker, make my day. And of course this little bitch ass kept on driving just another motherfucker time and shit. It's bad enough I get bullied on social media but then of course some random household here in town feels like, you know, they can just insert their two cents. I got their two cents. Here's one cents. There's two cents. Yeah. Well, that's not very Christmas. You come off. It's kind of negative. Well, let me be negative. It's just people suck sometimes. My point being YouTube is you need to focus on the people that are important in your life, not on the ones that try to make it a living hell. A lot of women might think, well why do men always have to be in charge? That's so sexist. Well there is some science to back it up. That isn't completely sexist, but it's ingrained in human history. Let me explain. Hold on, hold on, put your feminist fangs down for a second. Yeah cobra, okay I'm not going to say the next word. Because these extremist feminist Nazis are just like that. They're the worst. They give feminism itself a bad name. You know, this whole, it's always men's fault, bullshit. I hate that. It's victimizing to your own sex. I mean, you're victimizing yourself as a woman and being a sexist towards men while complaining about men being sexist towards women. Do you see the blatant hypocrisy of it? I mean, come on. Men and women can only do one thing and let's try their best. And you know, you might struggle to get to where you need to be to make something of yourself. I mean, my one business is starting to take off so it's a humble beginning and I'm grateful for that. You know, it felt like the right time to start a business and actually, okay, people for years are like, oh, hey, can you, you know? And yeah, I'll be taking the next couple of days off from making wands because it's the holidays, but I'll be right back at it when the holidays are over making another batch of wands. As the start's getting closer to Valentine's Day even though I despise the holiday with a passion I will in fact be making Valentine's Day themed wands some of my female fans are like that some of the ones will be pink and all that sort of shit, so I developed a system for getting him carved out pretty quickly without using a lathe it works It gives me a creative outlet and a way to make some money and make some people happy. And much like my last two jobs, the YouTube trolls tried to ruin my Juan business by being complete assholes and strangely enough it didn't work. Imagine that people are still buying my wands. And the person who bought my my business, your RRL, and then reiterated this stupid random shit, they looked, they, maybe they realized, okay, I'm spending money to troll him and people are still buying his wands. Son of a bitch! You're not a cigarette but you're not a god damn door mat. So why are you letting people walk all over you? This thing of it, YouTube. That's the bloody thing of it. Think of it. The sexism happens to both sexes. You might get the assumption that, oh, you're a white male. The sexism happens to both sexes. You might get the assumption that, oh, you're a white male, you're a white male, you're automatically, even if you're just a male in general, you're automatically assumed to be sexist in nature because that's just the negative stereotype that society has about men. There's nothing you can do about it, but the equation goes as such. Assels ruin it for everybody. And that equation works for pretty much everything. It's no different than these Muslims who are getting a bad name because a bunch of people are doing these stupid suicide bombings. It's no different than when pit bull owners are getting the dogs a bad name because they're teaching their dog to be fighters and aggressive. It's no different than these AR-15s get in a bad name just because the scary gun concept and because it looks like a military weapon. Like guns can be used for evil period. Does it mean you should? No, fuck that. But because the Air 15 gets used so much conveniently enough, it gets labeled as an evil gun. When a Winchester lever action holds the same amount of bullets as a small clipped AR-15, so it actually shoots the same ammo. But nobody's worried about our Winchester lever action because it's an old West gun you know instead of being scared of these guns we need to have something called education and awareness now this next video might you know a lot of people angry but just hand me out for a second I I'm watching a video on YouTube and right before the video we see this public service announcement for anti-mast shooting awareness which I think is great you know I think it's awesome but the way they filmed it towards the end you know what I'm saying it just had that cliche to it. The end of the PSA, you see some pissed off white kid with black hair glaring at a reflection of himself in the trophy case and then he looks down, pulls into his duffel bag for an assault rifle and then all you hear is some pissed-off white kid with an AR-15 that is the stereotype of mass shootings Yes, but unfortunately Asian with two pistols so you really want to sit there and say it's all you know Does that mean anything negative against any race? No, it just means that When you're saying look for the signs, you know what I'm saying? They're not going to be as blatantly obvious as that commercial makes it out to be. Oh, as I'm pissed off white kid with his hair died black and he's angry at the world. Fuck that shit. And it's not always going to be some pissed off male. I mean, we look at that shooting that happened at UT with that female. She shot like four people herself and no one died but her. I mean, come on. You might hear some women say, and their guns before they go off and say that. Remember what happened to shoot guns safely just as much as men. Don't let the sex and stumbo standards fool you. There are some women that love to shoot and go hunting. There are some women who compete in clay shooting with their shotguns. I know a lot of men out there might think, oh well, takes a man to handle the recoil of a 12-gager, takes a man to handle a recoil of a 4-gauge, well, he'd be surprised. And mass shootings and violent gun crimes in general aren't the only things making guns look bad. It's people being stupid and careless with their firearms. That doesn't help the situation either. simple as that and I can prove it without hopefully going to be monetized I mean shit fuck all this bullshit in our society I'm just saying I can't get out by the barrels and I can without touching the triggers I can literally break it open halfway, and you can see I keep it empty. I can break it open all the way without engaging the hammers, that way I don't have to decock it and dry fire, which protects the springs. But this is better than nothing, I mean shit. People think under the problem, they're shit. People think guns are the problem. They're not. You know what I'm saying? They're not putting these beast up. I'm just saying you two, guns are pretty much useless without these things right here. And the next thing about a double barrel shotgun and it don't take long to reload, it don't take long to empty, it's not going to burn through shells at a quick rate. So if you have a couple boxes of shells laying around to the side in case someone tries to break in, you should be golden. And these are the nastiest shells I own. They're small game. I don't do anything above deer slugs or buckshot. I could shoot them if I was going out to the range or if I was hunting, but for personal defense, I don't use anything strong. above deer slugs or buckshot. I could shoot them if I was going out to the range or if I was hunting, but for personal defense I don't use anything stronger than small game or target because that's a full-length shotgun and this apartment small. You could do some serious damage and just enough damage with two of these you don't need to have some gnarly ass you know deer-stopping slug you know if it peppers the intruder trying to break in it's still better than nothing you know it's just smarter because you don't want the slugs with a buckshot to go through the wall you just want the shells to hit the intruder trying to break in. And I don't use nothing but Winchester slugs. Because Winchester makes awesome slugs. I'm sure a room-containing work just fine. We're not always used Winchester for it, just because, you know, I have. And these shells are kind of cool-looking. They're jet black with a gold on the back. I don't know if I do too. Let's look at this. We got… The box that came in is… These are a Winchester drylock, Super Steel, maximum, Waterfowl Steel Shot, Steel Plated Shot. This is a…………waterfowl Steel Shot, steel plated shot. This is waterfowl plated steel shot, yeah. This is the kind of stuff you'd used to hunt like ducks and quail and stuff like that, basically. That's enough to do some damage. I don't need to have some super, you know. But these are 12-age shells with 3 inch diameter with a 1400 velocity one and one fourth ounce two shot these things got some kick to him but not nearly as much kick as a slug or some buckshot I feel like the only thing that would kick harder than this would be buckshot, anything harder than that would be a slug. And I honestly have no need to get high, super super high powered ammo from my shotgun for home defense. It makes it easier to control for how small this apartment is, 1400 velocity on the spread. Yeah, that's more than enough. It's not gonna embed itself into the wall but it'll sure as hell do some nasty damage to the motherfucker dumb enough to break into my apartment. Yeah. It's gun safety 101, you get these idiots who are like, oh well we gotta have… We gotta have one in the chamber just in case, like no you don't. That's how accidents happen dip shit. It's going to be feeling 10 times worse. I don't know how to talk. I don't care how depressed you are, whatever person that cares about you is going to be feeling 10 times worse. So think about that before you do it. And that's the thing that cares about you is going to be feeling 10 times worse. So think about that before you do it. And that's the thing is our society has no respect. You know, they never stop and ask, okay, how did it feel if someone I cared about dying in a mass shooting? You'd be horrified, you'd be pissed off and angry, you'd want justice, and you'd be sad. So then be pissed off and angry, you'd want justice, and you'd be sad. So then what gives you the right to do it to somebody else? Exactly my fucking point. And sitting there blaming guns for all our problems is no different than blaming men for everything. It's a blanket statement. Not every man's an asshole. And not every gun is used for evil intent. Wyoming is a very gun friendly state and gun crime here is pretty freaking low compared to the rest of the country and you tend to notice that with more gun-friendly states like Wyoming. Just gun states like Florida, California, or guns are more restricted. It means it's sad that we have to consider having armed guards to protect our schools and our churches and mental detectors at that. Yeah, it is pretty sad, dude. Our children can't go to school and learn peacefully. People can't just go to church and pray peacefully. You don't have to worry about some schmuck with an AR-15. It pisses me off you toomuck with an AR-15. It pisses me off you too. It makes AR-15 is unnecessary, but you know, maybe you have like eight cars in your driveway because you like to collect cars. There's a difference. No, not really cars can be used to kill people too. so not really much of a difference. some asshole why we need to ban cars because they're causing pollution and people are texting and driving while doing it. No, because a simple solution is to just stop texting and driving and actually pay a fuck attention. Put yourself on the way when you're driving, God damn it. But as soon as an AR-15 is used to kill the same amount of people, now people are gonna panic. If you want to ban the AR-15 because it kills people, let's ban fast food because it gives people diabetes. But then millions of Americans would lose jobs. So I mean really it's just a matter of being responsible. If you're going to have an AR-15 be responsible with it. If you're going to own guns period, be responsible with it. If you're going to eat fast food to overindulge in it every once in a while is okay because you got to treat yourself you too. If you're on a diet you got to give yourself you to. If you're on a diet you got to give yourself at least one cheat day otherwise you're going to go through hell losing losing weight. You got to you know do your thing. But there are a good thing but there. You gotta reward yourself with the success you've made. So maybe you do a cheat day, like at the end of the month, you eat junk food and just pig out and you know, do your thing. But the rest of the month, you're doing your diet and you're exercising, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I mean me personally when it comes to the crap that I eat like I don't care if it's bad for me. Sometimes I'll do it because it'll make for an interesting video on YouTube like what gross concoction is he going to eat this time? What gross concoction of a monstrosity is he going to eat this time? Did he just put ice cream bread as a burger bun? That's nuts. I will say this, the burger definitely tasted good and it was definitely filling. It didn't take much. You know what I'm saying? Like I said, the only thing that threw me off was the mint flavoring. What you didn't taste bad with everything else, you know, that was as close to a holiday burger as you're going to get without getting like super weird, you know. I might have some quarters in me piggy bank. That should do it nicely. I gotta do laundry tomorrow mornings that way. I have clean clothes for… You know, for the uh, Shin digs and what have you is, you know, it just looks better on you. I'm not looking to fight with anybody. You know, I just don't want people to fight. You know, like I get… I get so tired of the drama and, you know, holidays are supposed to be the one time a year or the drama just stops. Everyone gets along for at least a couple days. You think, but you know. Holy crap, how long is this video? It's over an hour long classic. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh save this for later I'll. Cracker, sir, I prefer the term, I prefer the term, Saltine, American, and and yes we do like cheese. I've been known to do that from time to time to time to take a handful of cheese out of the bag and eat it just because I can. I don't take much. I don't take much. I like to have a drink, remember an alcoholic. You know what I'm saying? Because the true alcoholic would just sit here and say, Fuck it, I want to drink and wrapping up. Sava Bichman Is this song even the… God damn it is it really 12 o'clock son of the bitch I realize it was that late so when you look like cover we got turn this son bitch down a little bit closer so that way it's not ridiculously loud. Just one song, shine down, what a shame. Bona put my own twist on it, while continuing the song as if it belongs. showing off my vocal skills. Even though I'm not Christian, some Christian bands are all right, shine down in three days of grace, you know. Just because you practice black magic, it doesn't mean you can't appreciate certain bands because of their affiliation, it doesn't necessarily make you anything, it just, you know, it's music. Yeah. Okay, hold on a second. Right, right there. You know, they want to talk some mad smack. Crack jokes about my autism and my trick-a-tirry, up. Fuck them. See back the cigarettes a day, the strongest whiskey, Kentucky can make. That's a recipe. To put a thing upon on his hands and knees. I wash it all up close. I knew him for the most. I saw a side of it. He never showed. For a sympathy for a woman wouldn't let him be. That the man he was, have you heard enough? What a shame, why the shame, Judge, a laugh that you can't change, Why a seiz, the church bells ring, So won't you give this man a lot of folks these days? What a shame they'll have to beg you to see we're not all the same. I feel like that's something a lot of people can relate to. People just get a negative view because of some random ass all. It's a hard lie for every silver spoon. There's a touch of gray for every shade of blue. That's the way that I see like if there was nothing wrong and there'd be nothing right. And for it's working and they say can barely stand. There's got to be a better place to land. It's a kind of remedy for a world that wouldn't let in me. As the man he was, have you heard enough? What a shame, what a dream. The drugs and life that you can change. The quiet seems, the church bell rings. So won't you give this mad as divin wings? Want to say? You have to beg you to say, when I only say you want to say you want to see? I've given the hands and laid you down. And never knew how, but you're walking off and waiting for sound. The changes season. The leaves are falling fast, I believe, and after the year for after. You gave me hope through your inever to now you will be forever! What a shame! Why the shame? T'er like that you can't taste. The quiet scenes, the chess balls ring. So won't you give this man with demon names?. Why a shame? The trash ball is ring. So won't you give this man with demon names? Why is shame? To have to beg you to see. We're all the same. All the shame. Why is shame. Because we're all the same. Why? Because right when it says once you give a man this, once you give this man his wings, I added the word demon to be a smart ass because now shine down views the word God is like the Christian God, what have you? I view God as the inner God, so that's why I put my twist on it instead of believing in some higher power, believe in yourself, that's, you know, that's where I'm preaching here. Son of a bitch. Oh, son of a bitch. Well suppose if I really wanted to show off my vocal skills I'd have to list the songs of the artists that I used for both songs and no more than two that's just yeah. But um… No more than two that's just yeah but um watch YouTube shit them bridges when they hear me sings and guns and roses. Oh shit. You can't you you can't sing like guns and roses? Oh shit. You can't you can't sing some guns and roses. Oh shit. You can't, you can't sing like guns and roses, there's no way. Well if I sing along the Sweet Channel in mind, you probably think otherwise, but you know, this is legitimately the last song I'm gonna play for this video and I wanna be up. You know I gotta close it out with something equally as grand as that burger. I mean that was nuts. Sit there in a set. That's copyright infringement. You, your video is being taken down. I'm She goes wild it seems to me, it reminds me of a child, a memory, and everything was spread at the bright blue sky. Now I've never lost the old age, it takes me away to that special place, and I'll stay to loot a lot of Robin Rayton and pray. The phasing takes me away to that special place. I must say to learn on a robbery rate down in great. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, who love my mind. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. What the fuck did that come from? That sounded just like guns and roses. What the fuck's my record deal? I mean, yeah. Oh. I got the eyes of the bluish sky and if they are rain, I hate you to look into those eyes and see and answer any. The rain reminds me who wants a place where warm, say place will have the char-like-eye-eye-eye-eye. I pray for the thunder and the rain that's why-eye-eye-eye. I pray for the thunder and the rain is why they're asking my eye. Whoa! Oh! Oh! We've done the and I… Oh! I was gonna get a lot more high-pitched in here. Hold on a second. Oh, I'm the one who is my, I'm right. Oh, I want to, I'll be in love a brain. Oh, oh, oh, I want to be down the mine. Oh, yeah, oh, I think down the mine, oh, yeah, Yeah, just a guitar slobah. You don't know who guns and roses is, you too, you're missing out. This is real fucking rock and roll, god damn it.. Where do we go? Where do we go? Oh, where do we go? Oh, where do we go? Where do we go? Oh, where do we go? Where do we go? Oh, where are we go now? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I know how. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We're doing. We're doing. We're going. Oh, and we go now, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, I suppose that it'll do it with singing for this video. I suppose that it'll do it. I suppose that it'll do it you two be getting and some vocal covers. and some vocal covers…. I suppose that it'll do it YouTube to be getting cooking video and insightful rants and some vocal covers. Thanks for watching the Ketchikokuvers later.