Original Video: junk mail

What is up fellow YouTubers? So, I'm having a bit of a rough night. I lost my lighter and my bag of tobacco burst open and got a huge hole in the bag. I didn't have that much left, but that's beside the point. I got a bunch of mail. Let's see. A special invitation. Okay. Junk. Junk. Junk.. Junk. I didn't request shit. Stop overpaying for prescription drugs. Isn't notice for cheaper prescription drugs? Isn't notice for cheaper prescription drugs? And no, I don't take prescription drugs. junk. junk. I went to a friend's house to get drunk and on the way to my friend's house I slipped, I fell, I smashed my elbow and my knee, that felt fantastic let me tell you. The fuck is this……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Congrats here's your Charmin extender Y'all sent me a toilet paper holder in the mail. Come on, dude. I mean, don't get me wrong. I mean, don't get me wrong. I might be able to put this on my toilet paper holder. So, I'll hold on to it. So I had to buy a new lighter. I bought one from Comin Go. And I bought a pack of these. Marlboro Smooth 100. Oh yeah. Priority Mail Express. And then occasionally I'll get packages too. I get depressed. You know, that's the thing of a YouTube, I get depressed, just like anybody else. And when I get depressed, I deal with it, you know? I look here, how depressed, I deal with it, you know? I look here, how depressed I get. I got too many people that care about me. commit suicide. I don't care how depressed I get YouTube. I can't do it. I mean, I could do it, but it's not worth upsetting. It's not worth upsetting. Like literally everyone that cares about me, it doesn't want to open. I don't care how frustrating life gets. I have no fucking idea what what's in this box I've just seen it as in my you know and the only reason I even check my mail is because it makes the post the postmaster's job easier you know you gotta empty your mailbox when it's full otherwise it won't give you your mail box when it's full otherwise it won't give you here your mail your mailbox when it's full otherwise. It won't give you your mail. What the fuck is this? Oh, it's a letter. There's a letter. Hey, there got the kink-go grab. My name is Tim. I'm the inventor up behind Timbo's Hot Sauce. First off, I'm a huge fan. Love your videos. Watch them all the time I would like to extend to you this gift a sample of my sauce for you to review you You can't even get this in stores at this point. Super limited, that's what's up. Anyway, have a wonderful holiday., Super limited, that's what's up. Anyway, have a wonderful holiday. Season Cobes. Tim hit me up on Twitter. All right, that's what it is. Cool beans. Thank you Tim for the hot sauce. I'll be sure to do a review of it sometime. Right now, probably not. Thank you Tim for the hot sauce. I'll be sure to do a review of it sometime. Right now, probably not, because I'm making a quick video and, you know, conking out. I believe you would meet YouTube. I suffer from depression like no other. And I deal with it every day, just like the rest of us. Yeah, look at that right there on my elbow. You see that? Yeah. Yeah. That's a result of falling on the ice. I literally… I was carrying a bottle for a friend of mine and I fell on the ice. And as soon as I hit the ground, I tucked the bottle into… my body. And I let the… I let my elbow and my right knee absorb all the fall. absorb all the fall and it did not feel good let me tell you but that's alright because but that's alright because I saved the bottle. but that's alright because I saved the bottle. I didn't let it break. Yeah. For those of you who don't know, the grandparents I went to go visit over the holidays have like this mini farm. You know, they got a couple horses, a goat, two cats, and two dogs. And, um, which is kind of cool, you know. Everyone in my family seems to be underneath the impression that my grandma and granddad's goat is the devil and I'm like, dude, come on. There are some people in my family who are afraid of that goat because of how mean how mean that goat gets to be but typical me I made friends with it. Yoda is a pretty cool goat. and then of course my grandma and grand did have this horse named Max. and well I guess you could say Max is the meanest horse they own and typical me I made friends with it. surprise the hell out of my grandmother when I was helping her feed the horses and feed the goat. You know, she's like, oh that's weird because Max never lets anybody pet him on the face and here I am petting this horse on the face and this horse has given me kisses and sniffing me and checking me out, making sure I'm on the up and up. And at one point, this horse literally grabbed this part of my dog collar and went like this. And it was in a playful sort of mood. Like he literally started, you know, trying to tug on my collar Which yeah, that's just the kind of person I am I'll make friends with the meanest horse on the barn You know, I'm excellent with animals. I'm also really, I'm also really good with older people. Which brings me to my final point, YouTube. A lot of people don't understand how to talk to older people. And here's the thing of it. When talking to your elders, don't talk how to talk to older people. And here's the thing of it. When talking to your elders, don't talk to them. Do not talk to them like they're super old and they can't do much. Trust in belief, old people hate that shit. We're talking to your elders, just talk to them about your day, you know. Get them talking about stories they have, you know, or their life in general. There's nothing more that old people love than telling other people about their life and their stories. You know what I'm saying? When you get, when you're around your grandparents or your great-grandparents, you know what I'm saying, if you have any left, and sometimes it can be hard to talk to older people because of the age gap, with the age gap, it can be hard to talk to older people. But, you know, I would encourage you to listen to your grandparents and your great-grandparents stories. They might offer some wisdom. You know what I'm saying? And even if they don't have very much stories, tell them about your life, you know. One of the things I was quite proud of when visiting my grandparents was my wand business. I've had great success with my Etsy wand business and it's greatly appreciated every batch of wands. I've sold pretty quickly. And as a result of my awesome wand business I got a couple of gift cards for Christmas. One came from Home Depot and the other one goes to Menards. Now trust and and trust and belief and belief and belief. and belief and belief and belief goes to Menards. Now trust and belief that's going to come in very handy when I go to grab supplies for wands. When I go to make my crystal wand for my next batch patch going to Home Depot for copper wire that's going to make make things a little bit easier hmm um um actually broke skin. Ha ha! Look at that. Ouch. And I bullshit you not. My grandmother was so amazed that I made friends with the meanest horse. She had to record a video of it. She's like, she pulls out her phone and she's watched, she later recorded a video of me petting the horse and she's like, he's never like that with most people. And most people are going, okay, how the hell did you make friends with the meanest horse at your grandma and granddads? The simplest answer I showed no fear. Animals can pick up on fear. Trust and believe that. And when you're scared or afraid or unsure or confused, animals are going to pick up on that. I walked up to that horse. I showed no fear. and I was calm, collected, and the horse could pick up on that. And as soon as the horse realized, okay, this person is a friend, he's not going to hurt me. That's all it took, you too. that horse out very often because that horse has a history of biting people and being just mean and well I had an excellent Christmas for those of you wondering the only thing I wanted for Christmas was for my family to get along and… I got exactly what I wanted for Christmas. When I went to my grandmother and grandfather's house for Christmas, it was a super pleasant. Everyone got along. Yeah. off from making wands just because it's the holidays. But January is coming up and I will be making a fresh batch of some copper wire, to absorb the impact. I didn't smash the bottle, thank God, but… I tell you what, that didn't feel too good. If you like the spicy bacon cheeseburger I made, I'm gonna make a spicy pizza. I'll show you how I made it. Pretty straightforward. I made some earlier, and it was pretty good. and it was pretty good. It kept me warm for the walk to my my eyes fixed. People misinterpret my gaze all the time because my eyes are going different directions. And on top of that I'm horrible in social situations. Quite often I don't know how to start up a conversation. You know? But, yeah. If you're asking what the hell did you have to drink? I had some of that Nikolai vodka. It's cheap. It tastes a little bit better than Potter's and… It gets you drunk. I was drinking that shit straight. I managed to chug half the fucking bottle before I passed out for a little bit. I woke up at like three or four in the morning and I'm like, where's my lighter? Ah shit. So I walked to come and go and I got a lighter and a pack of smokes and I walked back to my apartment. I started coming down off the alcohol, fucking shit. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Oh. Oh, we… I had fun hanging out with my friends and I appreciate them letting me come over to hang out. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Maybe it's in my coat still. Oh, so. Son of a bitch. That's all right. Guess I can just get more when I get my wants done. Oh, fucking, God damn it. Well thanks for watching the open up junk mail YouTube I'll catch you later.