Original Video: Love is an abstact concept

What's good YouTube? That's my wand right there. I'll check this out, YouTube. I want to share a brief story with you, about my, uh, childhood. This is a story from…, grade year of schooling. Yeah. Now when I was in fourth grade I had a crush on this very beautiful girl who was a grade ahead of me and back then when I was in grade school my my autism was pretty bad like it was pretty noticeable you know my mannerisms and compulsions and what have you You know, my mannerisms and compulsions and what have you. And back then when you're started to discover girls and all that shit, you know, you're not smart enough to realize that you don't crush on girls out of your social class. And you don't crush on girls who are a grade ahead of you. It just doesn't work unless you're like super attractive, it doesn't work, you know. And when I was in fourth grade YouTube, I got bullied pretty badly. You know, there were times where I would literally be at recess and I have just a gang of kids surround me and start bullying me and you know you think when the teachers would see this shit that they would step in and say hey leave that kenolone he's autistic you know but no they didn't they fucking didn't. They fucking didn't. And, uh… Literally one of the first girls I had a crush on. And, you know, she could have let me down gently, but she didn't. You know, something I didn't realize back then was, oh here's this, do we be a little fourth grader, crushing on a fifth grader. It doesn't work like that in life, you know what I'm saying? You know, instead of letting me down gently, you know what she does, YouTube, she joined in with the rest of the school in bullying and harassing me. You know, like, loser and stuff like that, you know what I'm saying? Well, I'm not going to lie, YouTube, it didn't affect my view of women for the longest time. And it wasn't the most positive of light, but I got over it because I realized, you know, it's great school, you know, stupid shit like that. Yeah. Now the problem with having Asperger syndrome is you become fixated on certain topics, you know what I'm saying? So case in point, when you like something, point when you like something you become obsessed with it for anybody who knows me it's me and Cobra as you know what I'm saying but unfortunately whenever I've had a crush on a girl in the past you know I'd become obsessed with her and I don't intentionally mean to creep anybody out. I was just young and stupid, you know what I'm saying? But that's something I've had to realize, YouTube. You know, when it comes to the dating scene, what have you? I've had to realize, you know, the difference between infatuation and true love, you know what I'm saying, if it exists, which… Love does not exist, you too, but doesn't… YouTube it doesn't. That's just a set of, it's a word to describe the chemical reaction that humans feel toward each other, whether it be mother or daughter, father or son, boyfriend or girlfriend, you know what I'm saying. This also brings up another good point, YouTube. I was watching The Young Turks earlier. They're a very awesome news source. That's where I get all my new songs, either the Young Turks or CNN. But, um… I saw a story on the young church and there is these people in a restaurant and this woman was standing behind this couple and you know apparently it all started when all the boyfriend did was you know he's standing behind his girlfriend in line at a fucking restaurant waiting to have his order taken so him and his girlfriend can sit down you know kind of thing and this dude straight up you know he hugs his girlfriend from behind you know you know you know you know what I'm saying he's not being overly obnoxious about the whole incident. He's just casually letting people know, hey this is my girlfriend, you know. And the lady behind them is what the story was about. This lady just starts going off, having a public fucking meltdown, and she starts calling this dude's girlfriend a slut and this and that and it's like what the shit you know and this story would not have made it onto the internet if typical our society Anytime anything tragic happens people got to pull out their fucking smartphone and put it on YouTube, you know what I'm saying? And, well, I try to look at all angles of the story and it turns out that the woman who was going off and at this couple for… not doing anything really. It turns out that that woman in question had had a mental breakdown in her 20s. So there might have been some mental disorder involved. I don't fucking know the whole story. But I understand being single and seeing other couples enjoying each other's company. That shit sucks. You know, I've been there. You know, I've learned to ignore it, honestly. As long as couples are keeping their PDA to a PG level, I really have nothing to say about it, you know. But the thing you have to realize is that no one cares that you have a girlfriend. You may think it's awesome, good for you, but here's the thing, slick. If you're in a grocery store, buying groceries with your girlfriend, you know, that's perfectly natural. You'll do that shit if you too decide to get married. You know, if you and your girlfriend decided to get married, that's something you'll be doing for the rest of your life. But, um, thing of it is, if you're on a place where children might be present, you know, I'm pretty sure parents don't want to have to explain to their children about certain things when they're at a certain age, you know what I'm saying? So, you know, you want to enjoy each other's company, that's fine, but there's no need to go beyond PG when it comes to, you know, public display of affection. You know what I'm saying? So there's two sides to that story, you know. One, okay, if the couple in question were being obnoxious in the restaurant, then okay, yeah, maybe someone says something, it's whatever. But the thing of it is, is that the couple standing in front of this lady, the very same couple standing in front of this lady, they weren't being obnoxious about their PDA. They were just there waiting a line, you know. Oh shit. Drop my stirstick. Hold on a second. I'll definitely do a review of it when I get it. But because this is a secure building, both the front and back doors are locked from the outside, which means that if I'm not there to meet UPS at the door, then usually I'll get a sticky note on the front door that says sorry we missed you available on the next delivery and that's the thing of it YouTube is you literally if you live in a building like this one you have to be there to meet the UPS person otherwise you miss your package you know what I'm saying but pipes and cigars dot com did let me know that when I picked the shipping options that I picked, the cheapest one they had, which was practically four dollar shipping, and on Pipes and Cigars.com, if you have an order on Pipes, cigars.com, that's over a hundred bucks of ninety nine dollars or more, shipping's free. But… The thing if it is YouTube is I know I could get a girlfriend if I tried hard enough. You know, there's something about bad boy guitar players that chicks just cannot seem to resist. but you know it doesn't do you any good to have a girlfriend if you can't spoil her you know what I'm saying and the trouble of anything anymore is pretty much everything except breathing costs money and you know yeah it's much easier to spoil your girlfriend rotten when you have the money labowski. see people in my generation doing is you know they rush out as soon as they're out of high school they rush out get married have kids they don't have time they don't make time to find a career and have a little bit of fun I see a lot of kids rushing out to get married as soon as they're out of high school. And it's like, bro, come on, no, no, that's all. And you want to why the divorce rate is so fucking high? And it's for that reason alone, people are rushing into relationships. And, you know, in all honesty, a lot of my friends are getting their girls pregnant. And right now I'm just like, it's a blessing to be single. I ain't got a bitch pregnant. I don't have SDGs and you don't have a kid, that's a wonderful feeling. You know, my point being, YouTube, is that when it comes to relationships, you shouldn't just rush into them real quickly, especially if you're young enough. You know, you got plenty of time for all that bullshit. Yeah. Like I get so sick and tired of dudes treating women like eye candy, like it's disgusting. Like yeah, your girlfriend's banging and so what, that doesn't mean you treat her like that, you know, come on. You know, have some fucking respect. Going back to what I said earlier, when guys treat women like shit and women treat guys like shit, it gives the dating game in general a bad name. People tend to think, why should I trust dating when X amount of people have done this and this and this to me, you know? Yeah. You know, and trust is a hard thing to build YouTube and it's a hard thing to earn. And you know, you take the hardest girl in the world who's had, no seriously, you take the hardest YouTube, you take the hardest girl in the world who's had nothing but shitty-ass relationships. Every guy she's been with has been a piece-of-shit loser. But at least she's hot enough. She knows that she can get a member of the opposite sex if she wanted, you know. Versus the polar opposite of that spectrum. You take a dude who has no confidence issues. And even with confidence, you know, I still get rejected left and right and that's a part of life. That's just the one thing you can't avoid. you reject you is, fuck them, they're not worth your time. You know, and if a lot of chicks reject you, that can be very depressing. That's a given fact, you know. You meant to think there's something wrong with you, you know. It's like the game of life has you playing football on all your teammates, you're scoring touchdowns. And you're looking at the coach life, Hey me like, hey coach, put me in, man. I'm ready to play the game. Put me in. And the coach is like, no, you'll sit on this bench and you will be miserable. Damn it. Yeah, that's exactly how it is. I could sit here and see the chicks don't find me attractive but that would be a bullshit self-pity induced to lie. You know if I take into consideration how many people actually watch my videos. Some of them are going to be females. I'm just saying. Now you take the fan girls out of the equation and you look at all those chicks that were staring at me when I say, hey there, Delilah by the Plain White Teas at Jim and Karens for karaoke night. Straight up. Walk up to the DJ, make a way quest, wait for them to call me up. Up next is Josh, all right so I get up there, I say hey there, Delilah by the Plain Whitees, I get off the stage, I go to order a drink at the bar and I'm sitting there waiting for my drink and there's literally every chick that's a customer in that bar straight up staring at me like This is goth creep who sings so beautifully and it does you know it It sucks with people's head sometimes man But one thing I've always, you know, I wish I would have discovered guitar a lot sooner. I started playing guitar when I was, I think, yeah, the summer before I went into seventh grade, the summer before I went into junior high basically, I got into playing guitar. into junior high basically I got into playing guitar And I kind of wish to have discovered it earlier because guitar playing can be frustrating when you don't progress nearly as well as you hope to But it can also be rewarding when you can use your guitar playing to nail some pussy. I'm just saying playing Danilsen pussy I'm just saying. Last girl I had sex with all I had to do is make her laugh and play a little bit attractive. Yeah. And a look at my face when she told me that I was good at eating Pussy, I was like, well, there you go. Compared to the first girl I had sex with with with her first impression, you see, the thing if it is YouTube is Stephanie is a fucking nympho. And before Stephanie met me, she'd never had sex. My head, I'm like, it's all right. Not the greatest thing in the world, but it's whatever, you know. Stephanie, on the other hand, When I gave a girl's first impression of sex, then turned her into a fucking nympho, I'm just saying that should be a confidence booster right there. Fuck all the rejection bullshit, man. If you were told junior high me that I would have had sex with six women by the time I was 26, I would have been like, you're full of shit. Straight up. If you were told junior high me that I would have had sex with six different women by the time I was 26, I would have looked at my future self and I would have been like, you're full of shit. Yeah. And that's the thing of it, you know, the, damn it man, if I could have had some advice in high school growing up, it should have been, don't crush on girls out of your social class, high school growing up, it should have been Don't crush on girls out of your social class. It doesn't work man At this one chick that liked me in high school, but instead of telling me she liked me What did she do? She hits me in the fucking nuts like really come on and it finally got to the point where I talked her I told her hey quit hit me in the fucking nuts this isn't cool I didn't do anything to deserve this my dad even talked to her when I ran into her at a restaurant. And she still didn't stop. And literally, I get done hanging out with friends at the teen center at a dance, and then waiting for a ride home, and she does it in front of everybody. And I'm like, and this has been going on for months. Months. Didn't raise a single hand until that night and wanted a deal. I shoved her to the ground. Yeah, I'll admit it. I shoved her to the ground. I said stop fucking hitting me in the nuts. And she stopped after that. Now I'm willing to bet you, YouTube, if instead of hitting me in the nuts, she would have asked me out, that I probably would have said yeah you know but if you like somebody isn't it much easier just to say or casually kind of ease into it you know versus you know hitting somebody in the nuts I'm just lucky everything still works like what the I'm just lucky everything still works. Like what the hell? And then after she did it, a couple people would do it just because they thought the reaction I gave was funny. So yeah, I'm not even on YouTube yet at the time, and you get a sense of pattern, don't you? People love to get a reaction out of me including this one kid when I was I took an extracurricular activity and I was waiting for my match to start and I wasn't wearing a cup and this kid just comes up out of nowhere and fucking hits me in the nuts, unprovoked. And by that time I had enough of people just hitting me in the nuts period like I was sick of it. So I got it up and I took the chair I was sitting on and I slammed it against the kid's head. And then I tripped the kid out from underneath his own god damn feet and I got on top of the kid UFC style started punching every inch of him that I could all the while saying I'm tired of people hitting me in the nuts it ends now and enough of my classmates it's seeing what had happened that day they're like oh Sonders is tired of being hit in the nuts in the nuts okay then Like you think the reaction is funny until they get their asses kicked. Ain't that some truth. And of course, one of the teachers came out, where's your coach? I'm like, excuse me, he just hit me in the nuts unprovoked. She's like, I don't care, you can't just go around beating up students. I'm like, oh okay, okay, you get hitting the nuts without a cup then. See, yeah, you like it, dumb-cont. And then Coach Brackler comes up to me and he goes, as soon as you can't be doing it. I'm like, I know, but come on man, he hit me, he hit on man he hit me I was trying to say something and then I got caught up mid-sentence. Now, going back to what I was saying earlier people, generally speaking if she's older or in a grade ahead of you, she's not going to like you unless she finds you attractive or you know what I'm saying? Girls have a funny way of showing guys they secretly like them, but they don't want the world to know. I knew this trick in high school told anybody who would listen how much she hated me and I didn't really do anything For her to hate me other than I had to cross on her. Ooh, boo-hoo, you know. It's like looking back on it. I think secretly she might have liked me. Then she didn't want to admit it. Because then she contacted me on YouTube a couple years later. Contact me on YouTube a couple years later, she did. I remember you, Winky Face, oh I bet you do. I bet you do. I bet you do. I bet you fucking do. Stems on glass, that's probably the stem in the pipe bowl in. Dammit man. And sometimes moisture tobacco will clog your pipe up. So if your tobacco is a little too moist, you let it dry out a little bit. It should smell better. It's just a… effect. That's good tobacco but it has a hard time staying lit. Fark. Fark. There's something clogging. It can't be the stamina what's not. Hold on a second. Yeah, it is a stem. something clogging it can't be the stamina what's not hold on a second yeah it is a stem holy shit damn There you go, I seem to have unclogged it. Going back to what I said earlier though, if you're in a situation where you're in public and couples are being advertently to PDA If it's not if it's not crossing the PG line fucking ignore them They're a couple they're enjoying each of this company, you know Simple as that. Oh The immune system is kicking this cold's ass four times and then some. It's like, oh hell no! Oh hell no! Oh hell to the note! Damn, 1128, I like it's so late. Damn, 1128, I like it's so late. And yet another day has come to pass, my how time flies, YouTube. Man that's some moist tobacco this fucking stem's been clogging every every other Well shit, 29 minutes later. Love is basically an abstract concept YouTube Well this is King Cobra JFS with another video. And thank you all for… Oh look at that. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Fucking pipe ash all over my face. Fuck that noise. Anyways, this is King Cobraoga JFS with another fucking video. Thank you for watching. Master clogged on a second. Yeah, it's this little section right here. Dan, that's really clogged. Holy shit. There he goes. Make sure that's 10 is on there nice and straight. Okay, there we go. Anyways. Thank you all for watching the catch you all on the flip side.