Original Video: Mead update and standup

Here's the meat, you tube. I see the fermentation taking place with the chocolate. The balloon is inflating like it's supposed to. I see the fermentation taking place with the chocolate. The balloon is inflating like it's supposed to. I think it doesn't have it in the balloon and leaking all over the place. The weather is only nice and tight and it's taped up. and then we're gonna filter it. The chocolate should ideally dissolve into the liquid before we strain it's. People are worried about putting bacon in my meat, but I assure you it'll be fine. Because the bacon, it's bacon bits. They're already cooked. And it's cured. It's fully cooked. I would never put raw bacon in my meat. That's retarded. You know? I'm saying, like, that's what the bacon in here is, it's bacon bits. Like I use them on my cooking videos. The bacon I put in my meat is already pre-cooked. And it's cured. It's fully cooked and cured so we just add in bacon flavor to it so we'll be just fine. But now it's fermenting like I want it to. I finally stopped leaking and we got all this delicious, delicious meat making here. I did use the 1148s, or Blo like, God damn it, the 1118, 1118 yeast. I do have some turbo yeast YouTube that will ferment the alcohol in 24 hours and within a week it'll give you 20 a.b. I'll be using that on my next batch of meat. My next batch of meat is going to be an apple cinnamon mead. Now, it's crazy on the flavor, as this one right here, which is chocolate, peanut butter, banana, bacon, Reese peanut butter, mango, mead. That's a mouthful, isn't it? Right now I'm just gonna let it sit and do its thing, try to shake it too much. I can take it out now and show you what it looks like up close because it's dark outside. And you don't want, uh, sunlight hitting this this if you're making a mead. All that chocolate's going to dissolve into that, into that damn juice that we have here. All the banana chunks and the chocolate syrup are fluid to the top of the peanut butter and some of the bacon bits but that's all right. I'll not be fucking with this wine unless the balloon gets like ginormously big and then will have to release some of that pressure but the nice thing about day 11-18 yeast it may take 48 hours or more to ferment and do a thing but like it doesn't inflate your bottle as quickly so it works. Ideally I want to try this on Halloween because with Halloween coming around the corner YouTube people be trick-or-treating and eating candy. I thought that'd be kind of cool, have like a candy flavored meat. But as soon as I get the phones up, I'm gonna be ordering some more meat making ingredients. And I wanna make a, uh, another make a big old gallon of apple cinnamon meat with the other yeast. I had some fans send me some turbo yeast. It foments the meat in like 24 hours. If you give it about a week, according to the pack, it'll give you a 20 a.v. by volume but you have to use a warm water to activate it before you add the yeast. So it is what it is. My only complaint with this is as I filled the bottle up with too much stuff. That's the only issue. Put too many sweet ingredients in it but that's all right. That's what caused it to overflow and… But we got taking care of YouTube. I see the fermentation bubble happening right here. So it's going to be an interesting meat right here. So it's going to be an interesting meat right here. I'll give this meat a week in two days to ferment with all the chocolate, the star, well excuse me, I'll get my last batch mixed up with this one, but I will say this. My last batch of meat, the strawberry banana meat I made as of last, was simply delicious. I would recreate my last batch exactly the way I did it. That turned out really fucking good. People are worried about me getting sick with this and I'm like, haven't gotten sick with the god damn meat yet, so we'll be fine. But yeah, that me gets to be, uh, balloon gets to be a bit too big, then we're going to have to burp it. But this is a slow rising, uh, which you call it, yeast, so it'll be fine. The 11-18 may take longer to ferment, but that's all right. Something's worth the weights. and I wanted to give you a close up, show you what I do with this mead here. I ended up taking the balloon after I tightened the lid on there all the way, stretching it over the entire lid, put some paintish tape to hold that balloon down and then putting a ponytail holder around that to really sin-shits. Now if your balloon is the spool-ish balloons are a little smaller than the lid that I'm using time, if not better, because it will have chocolate, peanut butter, Reese peanut butter cups, banana, mango, and bacon. Chocolate peanut butter, Reese peanut butter cups, banana, mango, and bacon. Yeah. I was wanting to try and make my own wine. I'm sort of getting into it. I'm not very professional with it, but… That's all right. It looks a little funky with the chocolate coating the inside of it but I don't care. I'm hoping all that chocolate syrup and those Reese's peanut butter cups at the bottom right here on the syrup right here all melt and everything. All that mush right here is bananas floating to the top with the chocolate syrup that I used. I may not have to add two more cups of sugar to it when I go to strain it. Just because with all the sugar that I already added to this new or newest batch of meat, you know, it should be more than enough. But my next batch of bead, like I said, I'm planning to do an apple cinnamon mead and that should require less ingredients. There'll be a big old gallon of that one I make it. I like making my own alcohol, that's fun. I've been doing my research. I'm subscribed to a couple of alcohol-making channels. And I've had pretty decent results with the meat I have been making these last couple of batches. And with it being Halloween, I wanted to do a Halloween themed meat. After I strain it into the bottle, I'm going to wait a little bit longer to try it. This one I might just save until like Halloween. Just got chocolate got it. One of my fans texting said, well at least you found a hobby, you seen you be getting in too. And I said, yeah, it's all right I guess. I'm being kind of modest because generally speaking, this is a really fun hobby. I like doing it. I like making my own homemade hooch. It's right up my. People are like, you should make more than one bottle. And I'm like, well, I would if I could, but you know, it is what it is. How to piss off a Republican redneck in 2023. That's a good old can of Budweiser. They probably serve with Folds of Honor, which is, I'm guessing, a military charity, which is pretty, uh, you you know I'm saying it is. You tried selling, albeit Dilemovani's transgendered face on a can to a bunch of rednecks. And you know how rednecks are. They love their guns. Most of them are die hard Republicans. So like, well, you can fuck your sheep after drinking too much alcohol, but don't you dare put Dylan Mulvani on the can you fucking virtue signaling sons and biches. Yeah, that's a welcome to Wyoming moment. Oh, jeez………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. Yeah, that's a welcome to Wyoming moment. Oh, jeez. Jokes, I said, I want to crack some jokes here because you know it's Friday night and I got a can of beer. Give you a meat update and some shitty stand up. You might be from Wyoming if your truck has a bigger lift on it than Dolly Parton's boobs. Yeah, you might be from Wyoming if you need a damn tetanus shot to drive your pickup truck. You might be from Wyoming if you met your future ex-wife at the rodeo. Now there are two ways a woman can fuck you. Sex and divorce. Eww. You never hear them complaining about that, but when it's like, oh hey. When the ladies ain't getting paid the same amount of money as their male counterpart, I'm all for them getting an equal pay and everything, but you never have a peep out of these broads, when you see some dude getting screwed over on divorce court, and it's like, well, there's a reason why men make more money than women do, it's because 95 to 100% of men will lose a divorce court battle and then be forced to pay child support. So, in the way society looks at it, it's like, well, she pushed it out. So you got to pay child support. That's just how it works. Unless you want want trade spaces you know have your assholes stretched to the size of a watermelon is AR 15 America and shooting up a case of Bud Line. I'm like, yeah, Bud Light don't give a shit. That's just free advertisement, Bud. And I'm like, who gives a flying rat's ass? Okay? Yes, Dilla Movani is annoying, but that's beside the fucking point. Drinking the beer is not going to make you gay or trans, Jesus Christ, people are so retarded. Ridiculous. And I'll tell you what, you see, if I'm sick and tired of gender politics anymore, it's just like… If you use terms like breastfeeding, you offend some trans person and then they go off on this rant about how that gender inclusive language is not appropriate. But if you don't respect their choice and gender you are bigots. I'm like so it's only transphobic half the time when it's convenient for you and your political talking points but hey don't shoot the asshole trying to figure it out. As far as I'm concerned, if you want to turn your dick into a fake vagina, you have fun with that. Yeah, one looks like these god damn vegans. I tell you what, these vegans are such fucking hypocrites. You know what I'm saying, YouTube? We don't miss meat. Bull shit! It tastes just like beef. Yeah, you're full of shit. Beyond beef, more like beyond disgusting. You're full of shit, beyond beef, more like beyond disgusting. And like they looked at some of these assholes, they act like they're fucking Jesus Christ because they're vegan, you know? People like to hurt just the worst. I don't murder animals for my food, I eat carrots. So you're going to give me shit for eating a rabbit for my meat, but you're the assole that steals the rabbit's food, which then not only kills plants, which are a living thing, but it also starves the animal to death. But then you want to give me shit because… I eat meat. kiss my aspergers. The whole inclusive arguments, can you be inclusive of trans people without excluding us biologically gendered folks? Because that's what creates the fucking divide. It's not what fucking beer you drink. Fucking Christ. And that's good beer folks. I don't, you know, that's just it. This Chico-lyssa, the head executive for marketing, for Anheuser Bush. She's worked for other companies including King Cobra, Malt liquor, and I'm just like, okay, that's cool. So she's got the advertisement experience, cool. And Anheiser Bush, not wanting to look like a complete bunch of sexist assholes, like, hey, we hired a chick. Cool! Like hey we hired a chick cool Meanwhile this bitch goes on the internet and says that her customer that and I quote Anheisser Bush customer bases out of touch and Friday I'm like some of the Bud Light commercials are not what you'd call PC but that's what makes them funny. Like the one with the guys like, oh hey honey, I sold that sex tape of us and used it to buy a boat and lap dances but here's a Bud Light, oh geez. How the fuck would that work? In today's pop culture, a new bug-like commercial might be a need. The wife comes home to her husband and says, and I quote, oh I'm sleeping with my boss because he's got a bigger dick and he makes more money. Also she identifies now as trans and you have to respect that. And she's taking the retirement money that they had and divorcing his ass making him pay child support and using that money to get herself a fake penis. And when the dude's about to lose his shit, she just goes, I'm sorry, he just goes, but that's okay, here's a Bud Light. Could you imagine though if like Victoria's Secret came out and said that their female line base is too skinny and sluty and out of touch? They would lose so many fucking sales dude, so I'm like, what's the difference? Not a whole lot of difference because boobs and beer are awesome. I see the chick walking out of the store and I said nice cans honey and she goes excuse me. And I said I was talking about the cans of beer in your hand. Geez, where's your mind going? Daniels, we got a relationship and let me tell you it's on the rocks. Oh boy. And our fellow is you with me on this? Argy with a woman or have a hangover that hurts like hell. Which one you choose in? Like most of us would choose the damn hangover. Like, ah, my head. I mean you get the same fricking results. Mass of pounding headache, huh? And most guys would really be pounding that sweet of age pussy. And you know what I'm saying? Like we don't want a fucking pounding headache. Can you fucking? You want I'm saying? Yeah you want to get mad at the whole man's planning term? Well that is just karma fellas for years of women being accused of nagging us to death. which I'm like you know the saying, tit for tats. Yeah. Women are sick and tired of being told they just nag all the time. So their response is, you just mansplain all the time. And I'm like, oh yeah, insert the word man in front of every word, and automatically become sexist. Maha. and automatically become sexist. Mm-hmm. Of course, the average overly horny male doesn't hear the word is. All they hear the word is… Oh, she said sex. Not like that, you assole. She called you a raging sexist. Well, I'm not a raging sexist but that chick over there was kind of cute. I got something else that's raging if you know what I'm saying. Yeah good old Budweiser since 1876. So like, if America was founded in 1776 or 75, whatever, fucking… Then theoretically that this beer was founded a hundred years after America's birth. or 75 whatever, fucking… free advertisements. And I assure you that my next batch of meat is going to be a lot simpler to make. I've already got a plan out in here. Which gets a bunch of homemade meat stacked up, you know, pretty straightforward. It's what it is. People can't just admit that they're transphobic. So they gotta find some other way to fucking piss on Anheiser Bush and I'm like, you know what? Drink what the fuck you wanna drink and fuck what everybody else thinks. Straight up. drinking a bug lie or secretly trans? That's what I think. I think people who get pissed off at you for drinking a Budweider secretly trans. That's what I think. Because I support trans rights, marijuana legalization, gun rights, and abortion rights. If that triggers you, kiss my American independent ass. Within reason. Hey, hey, you want to be a female so god damn bad? You should already have a fucking vagina. That's all I'm saying. If women, you know, maybe unfair to certain individuals, but like you identify as a woman now, so you're part of the fellow woman thing, right? So if other women are feeling uncomfortable because you was a woman are in there I mean can you really call her a woman if she's got a penis? so I'm not appreciate that's not how biology works yeah we call her Hermaphrodites. does not want to be a part of the TQIA plus. They're having a little Rainbow Silver War now. Yeah, dear General Gender Theory, this is General Pronouse, you will surrender or my side will attack your side. now you can piss off both sides. now you can piss off both sides by just flying the LGBTQ flag. And it's got a combination of the trans flag and you know what I'm saying? Everyone's got to have a fucking flag anymore. It's like… Well there's only one god damn flag that matters and it should be the United States of America's flag. I thank you. We got to draw the line who the fuck we let have a pride flag. Don't get jack off with their own shit. That's gross. You know, and they got a shit-fucker's pride flag. And I tell you what, it's some crazy shit. Literally. Like, and you know what have they have a pride day too and everything you know it's like you believe this shit yeah well you think that's crazy this group over here likes to fuck pelicans say what yes it's a bit weird and why the fuck of these assholes trying to fuck pelicans I'll never fucking know YouTube YouTube. Like what the fuck would that pride flag even look like? Just a pelican going, oh you're so bad. Birds of a feather flock together, you kinky son of a bitch. I've heard of choking the chicken, but you're bad. It's went beyond choking the chicken. You got a damn one. Yeah. Hey, if they call jerking off your dick, choking the chicken, poking the pelican. You know because pelicans like to eat fish? Anyone? If it smells like salmon keep on a slammin. If it smells like trout get the fuck out. You ever heard a fucking woman when she's pissed off? It ain't happening. Oddly similar to the pelican ain't it? And so if a woman says, does this dress make me look fat? That is a trap. We call out a booby trap fellas. You tell her what she wants to hear, she's going to go, well you're an asshole. It's like… fat damn it's 2023 body positivity man you just say man like yeah man and like the hippie literal sense oh my god could you not do that gender specific language I wasn't oh I wasn't sure I wasn't sure I got see now you gotta be like super careful about your language because you might offend somebody, you know, some jackoff and Starbucks. It's got their man bun too damn tights. Did you just call it a man bun? Oh I'm so visibly triggered right now. It's called a person bun because women can wear them too. Okay, a hair bun and there we go. Someone mislabeled your damn pronouns and spelt them wrong on your Starbucks coffee and by God you were so fucking outraged. You're on Twitter just… B-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-h-h-hmm-hmm-h-h-h-h-hmm-hmm-h-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-h-hmm-h-hmm-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h- And you only your little mob of people get that poor bastard from Starbucks fired. Like oh we're going to cancel you. You know what canceled culture is? It's more like cancer culture. Am I right? Because fucking Jesus Christ. I mean when you cancel people for the right reasons, you know, like this guy's being a real fucking dick Like you canceled. Okay, fine when you're using the power of cancel culture responsibly Not just because You know your Gen Z feeling per hurt. Wow If you were really secure with who you are as a person, you're not going to let someone misgendering you get to you, you just ignore these fucking punks, dude. Real talk. You want to see some real bullying? We all get bullied, dude. It's really how you let it affect you. You know what I'm saying, but some of these Gen Z fuckers are just like, oh my God, you guys. I need like four monster recuperate from this. So I do, it's gonna be okay. Don't call me a dude. I'm not,-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n. It's like I wasn't meaning dude in like a literal sense of hey man you know it was just oh my god all of a sudden you're like chilled back lingo becomes offensive and you're not even trying to be offensive it's so irritating like what's up you what's what's your deal today dude it's like oh my god stop saying the word dude it's like dude I wasn't trying to be like, oh, gender specific. I was just saying dude, what's up? Huh. Look at some Brucekeys? Oh geez, can't call it tall boy anymore, because you know, that's sexist. Oh my god. Stay thin, oh my god! He said tall boy, I'm like offended now. Oh my god! He went on to go Tarjang, get some Zah! speak it. I'm sorry we'll call it a tall can. Okay because there you go because like there are some chicks or like drink bonweiser okay. Oh my god. so offended by everything that someone's, you over here a conversation that doesn't even fucking involve you, some random strangers on his phone like, yeah man, I got to stop by a liquor store, I got some tall boys, I'll be right there. Click. Oh my god, did you just say tall boys? Ahh….. All boys? Ah, I'm like offended now. And I care why? Oh, you know what kills me is that when women are like, don't stare at my tits. But if you're man spreading, they can look at you and tell you to close your legs. And it's like, honey, if you want to stare at my balls, can I take you out for coffee first? No, go ahead, fellows. Try that argument. Next time your man's spreading and a woman tells you to close your fucking legs. You can look at her and say, I bet that's not the first time you've been told that. Okay, Cobra. Ripe with boyish attitude are we? And rule of thumb, if you got a chick showing off her boobs, don't just bluuuah, you know what I'm saying? Because it's a test, okay? It is a test that women will give men. Yes, they want you to look, but only if they find you attractive. If you're not her type, it's automatically raked with your eyes. Hey, it's 2023, I'm just repeating the talking points. Don't shoot the messenger. General Otheung, just stare at her face. What can you do in? The key is to check her out when she's not looking. And don't be super obvious about it. You know, just a quick two seconds of… Nice. And then, whoop, that's it. You sit there and… Okay, she's gonna think you're creepy. Stop it. Yeah. Well it comes down to YouTube is how badly you want your dick. Yeah. Well it comes down to YouTube is how badly do you want your dick sucked? And when a lot of men ask themselves that question, ha-hoo, they will bend over backwards. She could say two plus two equals fish and you're like sure it does. Say it with me fellas. Yes dear. They're like women it's no different, you know, how badly you want that wedding ring. to be on the food time downstairs. It's ridiculous. Some bitch divorces her husband, takes the house, and is fucking some other dude in their bed right now, while he sits on the futon downstairs. stairs. You know what I'm saying? In the house that he paid for, when he got some douche bag who uh, fucked his girlfriend and then he fucked her best friend right behind her back and yeah, people are assholes. And I got a true saying for assholes. You know what I'm saying, YouTube? The only asshole I need in my life is my own asshole. I thank you on that. my life is my own ass hole. You use it for pooping and farting. That's pretty much what it's there for. Speaking of pooping, and I know I'm going through a damn dry spell. The only one getting a piece of ass around here is my damn toilet. Happens every time I take a shit. You know, toilet starts getting all romantic to like, Oh yeah. What are you doing tonight? I'm like, damn, I thought these Sims were thirsty dog. To give me that look like… Oh yeah! Like your toilet's sitting there going pee in its mouth and poop on its face. And you're just like, you're a kinky bastard, what the fuck is wrong with you? Oh God, if toilets could talk, man, the things they would tell us. Yeah. Also, I feel insanely bad for people who can't eat Taco Bell without immediately shitting themselves afterwards. That's gotta suck! You got like two minutes to enjoy your your chalupas and your joritos, locos, tacos, and your crunch wraps and then about two god damn minutes later. Also, the Taco Bell is a new slogan just became think outside of your buns. And please don't leave our bathroom and mass. Burn. Oh yeah, you too. I love Taco Bell. It's one of my favorite fast food restaurants. Because when it's like the weekend you know and you've been drinking and you pretty much spent all your money at the bar and you've got maybe like 20 bucks to your name you're like you know what sounds really good right now oh some Taco Bell. Like you should never fucking drunk text if you can avoid it, but like try to imagine drunk typing on your test slot, because those things are a trip, dude. It drive themselves, which is really great, because you know, the cut down you're drinking and driving but it's like You're drunk autistic as goes to type in coordinates. You're like You get into the car and you're like oh, I am way too buzz for this shit. Hold up I got a Tesla. Ha ha ha! touch the steering wheel. Ha ha ha! Yes! Let's see they'll give me a DUI now. It drives itself officer. You type in the fucking coordinates because the first you get into your Tesla like, hey, hey, Tesla, take me to Ch about it. Oh shit I forgot, it doesn't fucking work like that. So like an ex-girlfriend you got a fucking drunk text that bitch. You put, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, you type in one wrong number and it takes you to the next town over. And you wake up from your drunken stupor like hey wait a minute why the fucking line the next town over oh son of a bitch my car battery's dying fuck let's hate the talk about son of a fucking horror ridiculous and whatever you do not watch pornography and whatever you do not watch Ridiculous. And whatever you do, do not watch pornography and jack off while you run your Tesla, because that could lead to some really shitty situations. Like, we don't, like, you just hear some rapper come out with the news fucking song, touching myself and my Tesla. song touching myself and my self and my Tesla. Uh, oh yeah, I'm giving myself a tug in my Tesla. Uh, uh, uh. But what happens when you're so fucking god damn distracted in the asshole who isn't driving a Tesla fucking crashes into you? And you got porn blaring on your fucking Tesla screen like oh shit you're sitting there like trying to delete your internet history stuff in the wazep tissue paper down into the fucking trash can like nope not paying attention to the fucking road like oh this is great this just fucking great the fucking Tesla's giving me pop-up ass for Viagra and it's like my dick works just fine the hell is wrong with you that's always like some bullshit in that like you watch your pornography on the internet to adults fucking and you get an ad for a dating websites or an ad for Viagra and it's like maybe you're like fuck dating because masturbation is easier. Your fucking hands not gonna call you in the morning in the morning like you're like, fuck dating because masturbation is easier. Your fucking hand's not going to call you in the morning, like, do you still think I'm pretty? Oh my god, I had a dream you cheated on me, you bastard. Oh, that's why you were squeezing extra hard in the morning, sash. Well, fuck me! Looking at your right hand like… Babe I would never cheat on you. Boshit! I saw you with the left hand! And babe it's like so Asshole who crashed into Tesla what were you doing? Texting and driving distracted. Asshole in the Tesla what were you doing? Oh nothing man I was just mind my own damn business next thing you know man I got rear-ended. Yeah, well according to. Nothing man, I was just mind my own damn business. Next thing you know, man, I got rear ended. Yeah, well, according to our research, that's not the only thing that got rear ended. I guess you were watching pornography on your Tesla screen. You're like, fuck it, I wanna go from playing angry birds. So watching the bitch get railed. You heard the new rap song? Yeah, tugging myself and my Tesla. Oh, I know. Fucking drinks put out another banger, dude. I swear. I don't tell if your kids are on drugs or alcohol. Do they have Taco Bell wrappers in their living room? Tr-or in their, uh, in their bedroom trash? Son, I found the empty Taco Bell in your trash. It's not mine. I was holding it for a friend. Don't lie to me, son. Are you smoking pot and drinking alcohol? And that's just kind of how it is with Taco Bell either like this is the shit or what's gonna make you shit you know what I'm saying like this is some yeah You know what Quasimoto's favorite fast food restaurant is god damn it, it's Taco Bell. Yeah I went there. I fucking went there YouTube. There were dad jokes and then there were Josh jokes. And my Josh jokes are fucking worse than dad jokes. So what kind of plumbing do grocery stores have? Well, I heard they use bagpipes. Sir, would that joke take paper or plastic? Uh, clean up on aisle 4. We got a major shitty joke on deck and it went off. Hold up a second. Oh, fucking. God damn it. Oh, fuck. Smells like aspergers. Oh, God damn it. It's ridiculous man. So what happened when the ass needed help with farting and learning how to do it? Well, they hired a private tutor. What's the stoners favorite kind of drums? The bongos, man. The fuck is this god damn video. Oh, jeez. Not the microphone at the damn desk. Fucking ridiculous YouTube. And for fuck's sake. So there's a man he walked into a bar and the bar is offering cheeseburgers, all the classic bar food. They're also offering blow jobs for 50 bucks. Hand jobs for $20 and Pussy for $100. Man, see as a pretty cocktail waitress. He says, are you the lady handing out the hand jobs? And she goes, well, yes I am. And he says, wash my fucking hands before you, Blah, fuck, I fucked that joke up. Idiots. Okay, let's try this again. He says, or he says, wash your fucking hands before you make my fucking bacon cheeseburger. There we go. Now just retell the joke because what's the points? It's fucking stupid. This video sucks, but hey. This video is stupid, but what do you do? Man walks into a bar or sees they're offering your classic bar food, cheeseburgers, all kinds of wings, you know, french fries. They're offering, they're also offering up this bar, they're offering hand jobs for 20 bucks, below jobs for 50 bucks, and good pussy for $100. Man's, he's a pretty cocktail waitress and he says, are you the lady handing out the hand jobs? And she says, yes she is. And he says, well, wash your fucking hands when you're making my Bacon Cheesburger and fries. There we go. Where does stick the landing. We got two seasons. Winter and construction. Like Cobra that's why you can't get laid. You think Farts are funny and I'm like, yeah, well at least I'm not afraid to be myself. Besides, guys are gross, huh, ladies? Shit. At least I'll try to hide behind who I am as a person now. And I'll give a fuck how old you are. Farts are hilarious. Okay, if you cannot laugh at a good fart joke, then you're not living life. You know, life is too damn short, not to laugh at a good fart joke. You know what I'm saying? Oh yeah. Let the stand fart on fire man. There's your gas lighting. Well, there are three cowboys sitting around the dam campfire all bragging about who's the toughest cowboy in these parts. First cowboys says, I wrote a bull with no saddle and no cup and I hogtied his ass. I'm the toughest fucker in these parts. Second cowboys says that ain't shit I bet the head off the rattlesnake and drink the venom and drink its blood I'm still around I'm the toughest mother fucker in these parts third cowboy sitting there stirring the fire with his dick going ain't that some shit If you're going to give you a meat update, I'll get you. That can a bud wiser is done.