more wands on the way
Original Video: more wands on the way
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What is up fellow Youtivers? So, I have gathered some more wandwood. I went and gathered about 13 sticks. I'm going to do a batch of 12. And… 12 and you're from 10 to 11 to 12 wands per batch and if I get an extra stick put it in my tin next to my workbench and eventually if I'm having a hard time getting wandwood I'll have a container full of awesome sticks to choose from. So, yeah. So on the way to my friend's house they needed some help cleaning but we didn't get around to it today but that's alright. But on the way to my friend's house, I decided to collect some wandwood. And, um, well, at least the person was nice about it. You know, I'm standing on city property. You have the streets, you have the curb with the grass, then you have the sidewalk. All three of that is city property. And then as you have the person's house beyond that sidewalk, that's personal property. That keep in mind that I'm over here on city property, trim and trees. And this dude approached me, he goes, how's it going? I'm like, it's going good man, it's like a trimming trees? And I'm like, oh yeah, I'm making cell wands for Edsegano, and I make him out of real wood. And he goes, you can't be doing that. And I'm like, why not met city property? He's like, no it's not, that's my tree. And I'm like, it's not your tree dude, that's my tree. I'm like, dude, this is city property. You know. And he's like, well, I have to maintain that tree. And I'm like, no, I just looked at it. I'm like, is this guy stupid or what? If it's city property, then it's the city's problem. Not yours. Second time this has happened, the first time the person was very rude about it. And it was like, you know what I'm saying? Like this is what I do for a living. I collect sticks and turn them into handcrafted magic wands. You know, holdable, holdable pieces of art, YouTube. And… I could get a job here in town that didn't require me carving wands. However, it would be a lot harder considering I'm a public figure, and by now a lot of people in town have seen my videos and the reputation around town is all his trolls they find out where he works and they harass him while he's trying to work you know if I can make money doing what I love doing that's the best way to do it. You know, I love to make wands. It's relaxing. It gives me something to do. And if I can make a couple extra bucks doing it, why not? You know, not to a lot of people if they see a dude dressed in all black, trimming a tree in your their house that they've never seen before. You know, I will be the first to admit it, I'm very intimidating to a lot of people, so it comes with the territory of dressing quote-unquote goth slash etc etc. etc. Now if you dress punk-ish in general, punk emo-cine goth, it doesn't matter. They're all different but people who dress goth, scene alternative alternative, email, punk, whatever, just that that look of delinquent, you know, that's just how it's perceived and it's completely unfair because I'm one of the nicest people you'd ever meet. Granted I give me an assole if I'm pushed to it and that's no why. I can be a real an asshole if I'm pushed to it. And that's no why. I can be a real asshole when I'm pushed to it. And… So, let's see, I'm uploading a brand new cooking video which got cut off, so I uploaded two separate videos to one trying it and then one making it and then I'm uploading a guitar video. This one will have to wait till tomorrow or later on to pose because I already got three videos trying to upload and I'm not fixing to stay up too much later. Smoke a cigarette drink some water and pass out. But for those of you who wanted to get your hands on a Cobra Craft wand, I'm thinking about doing copper and leather on the handles with this batch. I tried it out on a wand I'm making for a friend and it looks pretty good. I'm not going to lie. It looks kind of cool. Yeah. Because I made plenty of wands with leather handles, I made plenty of wands with copper handles. Now Home Depot didn't have the copper wire that I got to make, the copper handled wands like this one in my collection. So I have going somewhere else to get copper wire. And the copper wire I found, I could get a bunch of it for pretty cheap, so… I've never actually attempted to wrap a wand handle with it. We'll see how it looks and turns out. The only disconcerting problem with the copper wire like this one right here, as you see right there, a bunch of random strains wrapped together to make one solid strains instead of being a solid strain so this give me little bits that poke out if you're not careful when you're making it so making wand handles out of legit real copper wire you know it works it looks, but then you have issues like that. Or the, um, Or the, um, or the, or it folks. Hmm. You know, I just got my pliers and take care of that real quick. So if I found copper wire that's a bit more solid and not just wrapped from smaller pieces of copper then that'll work just fine. Although I prefer to use this because it's a bit more authentic when I'm sitting here saying real copper wire and if I'm careful with how I wrap it I can wrap the handles without making them pokey and sometimes you know something I've had to learn how to do when making the handles like this. But I found some copper wire that I can use to turn into warrant handles. There we go. That little bit was poking me whenever I would like pick it up or hold it. Yeah. There we go. Because I don't dress normal, I don't perceive the concept of normal, a lot of people will be prejudiced towards me just because I don't fit the social expectation of normal. And I'm not complaining about it I'm just saying. This is something I've had to deal with my entire life or at least ever since I started dressing goth and people would say well if you don't like you then change the way you dress and I'm like no't like you, then change the way you dress. And I'm like, no, I'm not going to change the way I dress, just to get acceptance from people. That's shallow as fuck. No, thank you. Well this is the problem with it man. There are a lot of people who do the goth look and you know they're disrespectful, they're stuck up and you know. When you're a goth with that stereotypical goth attitude that, oh fuck everything and blah blah blah, life sucks, blah blah blah life sucks blah blah it tends you know I'm saying like But I'm not complaining because there have been people out there who have been discriminated against a lot worse than I have. So really I have no room to complain. I had to use the bathroom earlier and who we think some of that spicy burger. I think that spicy burger might have digested and it was not fun pooping that burger out but that's all right that burger tasted good and like I said the only complaint I had was that the bacon was a little too crispy. Other than that that tasted good. and of course the video cutting video will upload first before the video of me trying it uploads. Let's take a gander at what's going on with the internet here. Let's see. Flaming out Nacho Bacon Cheesburger. What's going on with the internet here? the video trying it out. I made this guitar video. Which is at 44% and trying the flame and hot nacho bacon cheeseburger is at 9%. So. That's at least three brand new videos being uploaded to my channel. You know, you keep the fans happy with fresh content, you know, uploading multiple videos a day. And they're somewhat entertaining. People will subscribe. Even if you subscribe because you think my content is quote-unquote cringe-worthy You're still tuning in to watch Hopefully I get my won money or not that my YouTube money I'm much to say that. I'll get my won money for sure when I get that batch done. I'm not worried about that. But um… Let's take Gandander here. The last time I had money transferred from my Google Ad Sense, it was only 21st, which is coming up. If they haven't transferred it already, which they probably haven't. Which is good because it gives you plenty of time to, you know, earn it, so to speak. Um, what's the nice little chunk of change coming my way? Um, it's nothing too small but it's nothing to sneeze at. So there's a good chance I might get my YouTube money on Thursday or Friday, which should be pretty sweet. I might try to buy a couple bottles of a couple bottles of my favorite rum and keep a bag full of them. You're like a small bag full of them and stock up on that shh. I'm just saying that I'm bananas over you bartenders. That's my favorite man. It's my favorite man. It's my new favorite, it's so good. Yeah. I was helping some people move some furniture the other day. And I went and bought a bottle of it. And I shared some with the adults in the vicinity. and I shared some with the adults in the facility and one of the adults doesn't drink very much and she was like, yo this shit tastes good and I'm like right that's what I'm saying. It was a toast getting new furniture and you know squashing beef and that sort of that sort of thing and that's all it that's all it went you know I didn't go any further which brings me to my next point why is it YouTube that a man cannot simply help out a woman out of the kindness of his heart without expecting sex, without expecting money, or some sort of reward. Just doing it because is a nice thing to do, you know. and that's the thing about you too, is if women go out of their way to do nice things, if women go out of their way to do nice things? If women go out of their way to do nice things, nobody questions their motive. Just, oh, that woman is so sweet, she has a big heart, you know. But most of the time, if a man tries to do something nice for a woman, let's say, nine times out of 10, it's met with what's he getting out of it? You know, and the satisfaction of doing a good deed in helping somebody out, that's not enough. You know, like, it's Day to be honest. St. Patty's Day I wanted to get tips to somewhat drunk, to a little bit drunk, to as drunk as I could get, for what money I had, and I bought a bottle of that ramen. I caught a good bless, you know, hung out with some friends. Oh, like a couple weeks ago, one of my female friends needed help at the grocery store. You know, she asked if I could help her load some pet food into her cart. And I said, yeah, I'd be happy to help, you know. As soon as I walked into the store with my female friend, who's very close to me in age, everyone at Walmart was like, oh, that's his girlfriend. And I'm just shaking my head like, we're just friends, dude, come on. But in the back of my mind,'m like I wish. And the only reason the only reason me and this other female friend are not going to date is because she's lesbian. Plain simple. Well she's bisexual but she's mourned to women at the moment because pretty much the man she's been with is just, ugh, pretty much ruined, you know. And, you know, I feel like we both have strong personalities, so we would not make and, you know, I feel like we both have strong personalities so we would not make a great couple and I'm not high enough for her standards, so. Which is weird because we're practically into the same shit almost, similar taste in music, we both love animals, you know. And that's the funny thing about life is you could have everything in common with a person and if you don't meet their standards, they're not gonna date you. And that's just how shallow the dating scene is, really. That's why I'm not worried about it right now. I'm more worried about making that money man. Because you don't date the cashier at the grocery store to pay for your groceries. You don't date the bartender behind the bar to pay for your beer or the liquor store attendant. You know what I'm saying. You know you don't need dating to be happy, but if it can make your life happy, then why not? You know? That's what I'm saying like you don't have to if you don't want to maybe you just got out a bad relationship. Maybe you just entered a really shitty divorce and you're stuck with kids. And right now the dating scene is not so good. And my advice for any single parent is try to date other single parents. Because right off the bat you're already going to have something in common. A piece of shit X and you're stuck with kids. Huh? Uh? Because let me tell you something. If a dude tries to date a single mom, maybe he's doing it because he wants to help raise the kids to be a good stepdad. But half the time a lot of dudes use single moms just for pussy and it's disgusting. They don't want to take care of the kid, you know what I'm saying? Women do this shit too, you know? Women just do single dads for dick, they don't want to help raise the kid, be a stepmom, you know? and when you treat people like disposable pieces of shit you know it just makes the dating scene so fucking ugly so fucking ugly dude And you always hear women complain about this shit like, oh I'm sick and tired of men just using single mom for pussy. It's like, yeah, well, women do that shit with single dads for dick too. So yeah. The thing about gender equality is you have to acknowledge that both genders are just as guilty as the other one. Both, both genders go through sex as double standards. And that's as real as it gets. It takes two people to fight and that's the truth of it, YouTube. You know, gender equality, that's what it looks like. Women who want gender equality, you know, they want to have more respect, they want to have more pay, but when it comes to things have more respect, they want to have more pay, but when it comes to things like domestic abuse, rape, that sort of thing, they want to have the same rights they've always had, you know, there's enough women out there that hate men so much, they get off on the idea that, you know, a man being raped is laughed at. Oh yeah, there's some real vindictive bitchy-ass women out there that hate men so much that's, they love the idea of a man not getting taken seriously, gets their pussy wet. Like yeah, female power, er! And women like that are just as bad as the sexist showanistic male pigs they complain about so let that sink in for just a second let that little red pill lens thinking just sink in for a second you claim to hate men because you're a feminist you claim to hate men because you're a feminist. You claim to hate men because you're a feminist and it's all men's fault. Women are constantly oppressed. Okay isn't feminism supposed to be about female empowerment? correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that feminism is about female empowerment. And what exactly is empowering to females when you're constantly blaming the opposite sex for everything and victimizing yourself as a woman that's not empowerment? You know just because you're not one of those bitchy self-intiled women, you know, it doesn't mean you're a bad person, you know, this just has to do with the assholes and your gender. And if there's something that men can relate to when it comes to women, men and women can relate on the common ground of assholes and their gender ruin it for everyone. You get men who act like they're all king shit, they just use women for sex, and you get women who act like they're entitled to all your money, and as much dick as you can give them, and you're tired, and it's still not enough. You know what I'm saying? And these kinds of people are just the absolute worst. You ever stop and wonder what it would be like if a self entitled gold-digging female met up with a dude who just used women for pussy. Because you think about this, she's just using him for money, he's just using her for pussy. You know, oh wait, that sounds like a lot of today's relationships. Oh, burn, god damn. And this is the culture we live in. This is what dating has become. Women are just using men for money and men are just using women for pussy. And they claim, oh, we love each other. Bull shit. You love the social status that's not necessarily the case. I'm attacking women and that's not necessarily the case. I'm attacking both genders god god damn it, because this is bullshit. You know what gender equality looks like. If someone's rude to you, you'd be rude rude right back to them or choose not to acknowledge them. Plain simple. and I'm kind of that person that if you're a dick to me I'm gonna be a dick right back to you start mouthing off to me I'm gonna start mouthing off to you if you don't like what I have to say then don't start it that's the problem with people anymore is they instigate and start shit but as soon as you finish it or overreact you're the asshole they'd be like taking a sharp stick poking a bear in the god damn eye and then when the bear claws you'd half to death and then walks away eats half your fucking leg and then when the bear claws you half to death and then walks away Each half your fucking leg. Oh, what's the bear's fault? Why are you poking the bear with the stick? or they'd be like you stuck your hand on a hot stove burner and you burnt the fuck out of your hand. Oh, that's the stove's fault, right? Women are just using men for money and for status and Bragging points to all their female friends because women love to make their female friends jealous It's something they get off on. I don't know why they catch a support, you know, some women are very supportive towards each other But a lot of women are so caddy behind each other's backs, it's unreal dude. That person claimed to be your best friend and then when they're not looking or right around you, you're dogging on their lipstick. Your best, your bestie, your bestie female friend just got to sail on some lipstick. It's your favorite shade and she's so happy and she's bragging about all her friends. But right when her fucking friend leaves, oh my god, she's obsessed with that lipstick. She looks like a total slot. Like, ugh, she thinks it looks attractive. God, that is so last season. People like that, if you have friends like that, get them out of your life, dude. people should be able to accept you for who you are within reason of course if you're a sex offender for instance then you don't deserve to be accepted you deserve to be shot in the god damn head. That's why I say within reason, of course, you know. And my female fans know, and my female fans know exactly what I'm talking about. And doesn't it just piss you off when you realize how fake as fuck your friends are? You know? I got a couple of real friends and that's greatly appreciated. I don't hang out with fake or stupid people. I just, I don't got time for that. I'm not going to waste my short miserable life with stupid fake-ass motherfuckers. I don't got time for that YouTube. I already lose enough brain cells drinking alcohol. I don't need to lose more brain cells dealing with stupid people. Grab another glass of water, pack a bullet, pipe tobacco, and take a couple puffs and leave you with it. Got four brand new videos for the channel. I've got them all uploaded tomorrow because the screen doesn't stay on. I get done making a video if it's late I'll pass out. Eventually the screen goes to sleep and that slows down the uploading process but that's okay because I feel like this Nacho, this flaming hot Nacho Bacon cheeseburger deal is gonna put some more views on my channel. Because the fans love the cooking videos. Although truth be told, there's a new crown royal. Crown royal peach. And that got my taste, but it's going, mmm. I want to get some cherry doctor pepper and mix crown royal peach with it. That actually sounds really fucking good. If I get my YouTube money soon, I might just do that. Crown Royal Peach with it. That actually sounds really fucking good. If I get my YouTube money soon, I might just do that and do a new drink combo for YouTube. You get the caffeine and the sugar from the cherry doctor pepper and you get the kick from the alcohol from the peach cron royal. I think my mouth water and just thinking about it. I have a Trichone Royal Peach, but I said, I collected some more sticks to turn into ones. I'll be doing that over the next couple of days. Over the next couple of days. Not poop. I'll go take a pinch of the next couple of days. Not poop. I go to take a pinch of pipe to back, go out in the bag tares. That's life. I wrap the Shin dig up, it's like 1244 and I want to be up past 130 if I can help it. No, I haven't completely lost interest in dating, but right now I'm more focused on doing my thing. Yeah. Which is how you should be, you know. People who aren't rushed to find companionship or quite often. Which is how you should be, you know. People who arrest to find companionship will quite often. They'll find companionship, but not the one they're looking for. There it is. Yeah. In fact, if you take a look at a lot of couples who date, you can see that formula play out. Women are just using men for dick and money and men are just using women for pussy there's no real companionship anymore it's all about who's got the hottest bond and who's got the fancy his car and stupid shit like that Cars break looks fade bank accounts dry out Nothing's left going to last forever It'd be nice if stuff lasted forever But alas, that's just not how it works out You ever wonder why pipe tobacco is so much harsher than cigarettes? It's because pipe tobacco contains a shit ton less chemicals. Like the chemicals found in pipe tobacco are way less than the chemicals found in cigarette tobacco. Which is why pipe tobacco is perceived to smell better, but be a lot harsher. Which is why cigarettes are smoother, but they stink. It's a ying yang yang effect. And this thing about life, when it's meant to happen, it'll happen. It'll just fall into place when you least expect it. And it's going to feel good. When you least expect it, life… YouTube, when you least expect it, life is YouTube, when you least expect it, life is just going to fall into place. And it's going to work out. But the thing of it is, is you can't rush it. I'm You see a lot of women using their body to get approval and attention on social media, then they turn around and act offended when they get the wrong kind of attention. turn around and act offended when they get the wrong kind of attention. When you're using your body, take your attention on social media. You're playing with fire. And you know, it's one thing if you want to take a picture and be like, I'm feeling sexy today. You're feeling confident. I get that. But when you're gonna be like, I'm feeling sexy today, you're feeling confident, I get that. But when you're strictly relying on, like I see a lot of women on YouTube and Instagram and Facebook using their boops to get attention. And you know, that's what you do to get female empowerment. All right, that's cool. But you should also know that you shouldn a bunch of makeup on or a woman who's showing a little bit of cleavage, she gets slutch-shamed by every jealous female on the internet. And then she retaliates with yada yada yada. You know, and this whole slut-shaming culture just needs to fucking stop. Every woman is unique in her own special way. What she finds empowering is not necessarily what you're going to find empowering. Like this whole slut-shaming culture that we've developed as a society is truly despicable. But yeah, I got more wands on the way here soon. I'll check back with you in a little while.