Original Video: Ordered some pipe tobacco

Greetings fellow Yitovers if you noticed from my last video I changed my shirt that's because my other sleeveless shirt that I had that I was wearing in the last video it's um it's it uh it tore up on me so it had to be thrown away because I couldn't wear it anymore but that's alright that right, that's part of life, you know. I know for a fact I still have two other muscle t-shirts, so I'm not tripping out about it. So if you saw my last video, I talked about a couple of tricks and tips to enjoying your pipe tobacco. And speaking of pipe tobacco, I just ordered seven ounces of Mc Cherry from McKinland. Yes. And I ordered it from PipInland. Yes. And I ordered it from Pipes and Cigars.com. However, I got a little message that said that Pipes and Cigars.com, they were doing something with their warehouse management. And this is what it said on the website. It said basically they were doing, they were changing their warehouse management system and the orders may or may not be delayed because of, you know, because of that. Which I understand you gotta change something like that, you know, just hoping it doesn't take too long to get to me because I currently have no tobacco to my name. And I see in the description of the Mc Cherry from McInland and the description caught my ear a little bit. I'm like, okay, that sounds kind of good. But then I was reading the stats on the tobacco and the stats on Mc Cherry. The strength of it is a mild to medium strength tobacco, so it's got a nice nicotine punch to it. And the room note is a full four on pipes and cigars.com, which means it's gonna be a very distinct noted pipe tobacco, yes. So, when I get the Mc Cherry pipe tobacco from pipes and cigars.com, I will more than gladly bust out my tobacco pipe and be like, okay, YouTube, we're gonna do a pipe tobacco review. got to check this, okay, you know what I'm saying? Because that's part of what I do on my channel is I do tobacco reviews, I do alcohol reviews, I do drink combinations, I make cooking videos, I sing, I play guitar. I ran and I raved. And if you don't see comments on my videos right away, that's because I don't usually check comments right away when I post a video because usually it takes at least a half an hour for any of my videos to get views when they first upload. So… view is when they first upload. So. I'm pretty sure the last of my tobacco is in this bowl right here. And, uh, yeah. My, uh, my sinuses seem to be doing a lot better than they were the last couple of days. They're not nearly as stuffed up as they were. So the pipe tobacco could get here Monday at the earliest. But they did say two to five business days. So if it doesn't get here Monday, then I'll try Tuesday, it doesn't get your Tuesday, it doesn't get your Wednesday, it doesn't get your Wednesday, it doesn't get your Wednesday, it doesn't get your Wednesday, it'll show up, it'll show up, it'll show up, it'll show up, it'll show up, it, it'll show up, it, it'll, it, and it'll, it'll, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, Tuesday, it doesn't get your Tuesday, it'll get your Wednesday, it doesn't get your Wednesday. Eventually it'll, it'll show up. and pipes and cigars.com has a nice selection of tobacco that you can purchase online. However, in order to purchase tobacco online, you must be 21 years of age or older. I happen to be 26, so I am more than old enough to buy tobacco online. I'm practically four years away from my 30th birthday. Fuckin' ugh. Now seven ounces of that cherry pipe tobacco plus shipping that cost me about $20 and I think $0.04 altogether. Which on the grand scheme of things, that's not bad. You know, I've seen, if you're ordering pipe tobacco on mine, especially a name brand, pipe tobacco like McInland. That's not bad. And I've had McInland blends before. McInland makes a damn good type to back, go on my opinion. But that's just my opinion. It may not matter much to you, or maybe it does matter something to you. I don't know. Now on a different subject altogether, like I mentioned in my cooking video, Scott tried to hook me up with this girl with this girl named Bailey that he used to go to school with back in the day. Him and Bailey went to high school together. And he saw her at a party and he starts talking to her, you know, and he thinks to himself that, hey, this would be a nice girl for Josh, you know, and then he tried sending me up me or Bailey made plans to meet each other, something always came up and it got frustrating real quickly. And eventually Bailey just gave up. And honestly, I don't blame her because fucking, you know, you go to make plans with somebody and every time trying to make plans with them, it doesn't work out. You know, I probably should have kept that matter private and not put it on YouTube like I had done before. Because what that did was that opened up a whole bunch of shit for trolls to use against me. You know, case in point, people pretending to be Bailey on YouTube just to fuck with me you know they don't have anything to gain from it at all pretending to be the girl I could have had a chance with that it doesn't physically give them anything rewarding other than a quick laugh huh we're fucking with some autistic on YouTube, huh? Yeah. And I warned Steve ahead of time that that Bailey account and commenting on his channel is a fake Bailey like this is ridiculous And I warned Steve ahead of time that Bailey account commenting on his channel is a fake Bailey account that was originally designed to make fun of me so when I blocked the account you know because check this out my home boy Scott he's seen the account and he's like bro that's a fake account. I'm like how do you know and he, and this is what Scott told me because Bailey doesn't do social media. She happens to think it's poison. And in some aspects, she's right on that. You know, you see these YouTubeers doing their damnedest to provide content for people to watch. And people just shit all over it. It's like, what the hell? You know, if you're gonna shit all over someone's YouTube video, but you're not even gonna bother making your own content. How about you shut the fuck up? Because a lot of people out there who put themselves on YouTube may have a lot to overcome. People like me, for instance, when I have my social awkwardness and my Asperger syndrome, and despite all that, knowing that I will get ridiculed on my videos anything from the way I dress to my lazy eye to my autism to my mannerisms the way I pronounce my words the way I spell my words the way I do things in my videos you know knowing that I'm gonna get made fun of no matter what I do on YouTube, I could post the most bad-ass guitar video you ever seen in the next century and a half. I could post the most amazing vocal skills out there on YouTube showing that I'm the world's greatest singer or one of the greatest, you know what I'm saying? And it wouldn't matter because people still find something to make fun of me for and the Bailey that Scotti was trying to set me up with doesn't have any goats yet the fake Bailey account commenting on my buddy Steve's channel was basically making fun of him for being into goats and shit. It's very easy to pull a video of someone else's off their channel and upload it to your own channel and claim it as your own as big as YouTube is with all the channels that are out there on YouTube right now. shut the fuck up Siri I didn't ask you for your opinion did I say okay theory no I didn't I didn't ask for your assistant series or shut the fuck up. You know, as I was saying before, it's very easy to take stock videos from the internet and upload them to YouTube as your own videos, and to pretend to be someone you're not, it's not difficult at all. In fact, I'm pretty sure when Scotty was trying to hook me up with her, if the real Bailey that Scotty was trying to hook me up with had goats at all, he would have told me, you know, but she doesn't. She had a dog that was killed by a drunk driver and that fucking pissed me off when I heard that. And apart from that, as far as I know, I think she has a pet snake too. One of the fucking odds, my homeboy Scotti finds a girl who's into Goth, who smokes a pipe, listens to Cradle of Filt, one of her favorite colors is green, she has Aspergers, and on top of that, she plays guitar. I mean, you couldn't pull something like that out of a fairy tale book if you wanted to. That just sounds too good to be true, you know. But…, I never got the chance to meet her, so too good to be true, you know. But unfortunately I never got the chance to meet her, so it's whatever, you know. Nothing I can do about it. Take it as a loss and move on, I guess. Which is my advice from me to you, you know, try to keep some of your personal life private and away from YouTube if you are making videos. Because if you're the kind of person that struggles to find a girlfriend because of your social awkwardness and because of your autism, people will use that to make fun of you on the internet. You think they won't? Think again. You know? And the only thing that keeps me going on YouTube is knowing that there are legit people who watch my videos and think I'm awesome. You know, what I'm saying, a lot of people who follow me are just fucking assholes. I'm very aware of the people who follow me are just fucking assholes. I'm very aware of this YouTube. A lot of the people that follow me, do it just to make fun of me. I'm not stupid. You know, one of my good friends Brittany that I've been talking to, these last couple of months, she straight up told me that a lot of the people that follow me on social media are just assholes. who are so bored with their own miserable fucking lives that they think, well here's somebody who has Aspergers, let's pick on him because we have nothing better to do with our lives. And when your life is so significantly boring that you either have to copy my life to try to make it look like me on YouTube when you're not me, or when you go to great lengths to rip on me on YouTube, You know, it shows that I have more of a life than you do, you know, straight up. And my life doesn't just revolve around YouTube I do other things too I keep my apartment clean I hang out with friends I go job hunting you know I'm saying I pay my my bills and shit I do have disability pay for my aspergers and that is strictly used for bills. And believe me if I had a job right now I would be using that money instead. I am internally grateful that I have that. Okay. But it's only a matter of time before I get a job. You know, the important thing to do in this aspect is to keep trying. Right now the economy in Casper kind of sucks. Like I'm not going to lie. The economy in Wyoming just flat out fucking sucks. And when the economy sucks, finding a job can be difficult. But, uh, I'm confident that, you know, and once I get a job, getting a girlfriend should be next to easy because fucking, you go to a bar, you order a couple of drinks, you just go up to see it out, you see a couple of chicks that are checking you out. Go up to one of them, buy them a drink, and start talking to them, it's just that simple. Excuse me. Been coughing less and less all day. That's good. That's very, very good. Now the rule with pickup lines. If you're doing pickup lines to be funny and get her to laugh avoid pickup lines that are overly perverted. In most cases, the girl in question is not going to laugh at your perverted, at your, in most cases, YouTube, the girl in question may not laugh at your perverted bullshit because she has to know you personally before she's like, Oh, okay, I can laugh at his stupid and you say, did you get kicked out of hell for being too hot? That's funny, but it's also not over the top, you know what I'm saying? Or you walk up to a girl at a bar that you think is cute and you'd be like, hey, do you work at a funeral home because you sure are a drop dead gorgeous? You know, the important thing with a pickup line is it's meant to break the ice and it gets the other person talking, you know. Most girls are not going to find perverted shit funny unless they know you personally. That's just a fact There are some girls who have a perverted sense of humor, but They're hard to find because most of them try to keep that shit low key But I'm confident, YouTube, that I'll be getting a job here soon. It's only a matter of time. Got to keep applying, keep trying, you know. I'm glad I'm getting over whatever the fuck I have. I don't know if it's the stuffy sinuses or what, but whatever it is, I seem to be getting over it really quickly, which is good because I can't afford to be sick right now, not when I'm job hunting. You know what I'm saying? But, um… And the reason why it's easier to get a girlfriend when you have a job is because, you know, that allows you to make money, which allows you to spend money on your girlfriend. That's just common sense right there, Skippy Jam. And let's say it's Valentine's Day or you and your you and hers anniversary. Or you want or or you just want to do something romantic for your girlfriend well listen up because King Cobra is about to give you some solid advice now what you can do is your girlfriend is not home from work yet she got a couple hours before she's home from work okay this gives you plenty of time to set something romantic up for your girlfriend. What you do is, okay, you get, you know, you cook her favorite food, obviously, and then once you got that prepared, you get your champagne glasses nice and chilled with some crushed ice on the inside of them and then you cut up some sugar coated strawberries and stick little strawberry slices in the glass and then you take either dark chocolate or milk chocolate or both why not and you drizzle the inside of your glass with that chocolate just very lightly okay? And then when your girlfriend comes home you got her her favorite cooked food you pour a glass of that pink Bubbly champagne to go with the dinner. Okay, and she thinks there's no way this could get any more romantic. All of a sudden she sees all these rose petals leading to the bathroom and she's like, what the fuck is this shit? She walks in there and the bathroom's got scented candles and incents going, it makes the bathroom smell really pretty. She looks in the bathroom and she's got this nice hot relaxing bath with pink bath bombs and rose petals in the bathtub. You know what I'm saying? Kind of thing. And then you got her fucking favorite. favorite fucking music playing on a portable device that's plugged into a speaker on the on the on the countertop of your bathroom you know and then you shower her with chocolates and diamonds and teddy bears if you can yeah that's all really all that's really all you gotta do you know show her that you care above anything else if you're gonna do anything romantic for your, you know, show her that you care above anything else. If you're going to do anything romantic for your girlfriend, you have to show her that you care. It doesn't have to be Valentine's Day or your anniversary, you know what I'm saying? It's always nice, you know what I'm saying, straight up YouTube, straight the fuck up. Ask yourself, when's the last time you did something romantic for your significant other? You know just for the fuck of it just because you love them you know that kind of thing. If it's been a while if it's been a while then let me tell you let me fucking tell you. and if you're the one boyfriend that she brides about to all her friends, then you're definitely doing something right. She's telling all her friends how romantic and caring you are, how amazing you are in bed, and how you do everything to make her happy, and how you're just the best, and blah blah blah blah and her friends get to be the jealous ones. They get to be the ones that secretly wish their boyfriends are like that and I go oh I guarantee you YouTube if you can be that one guy that she makes all her friends jealous with that's just adding sex appeal to your behalf dude straight up. For some odd reason chicks have this thing where they like to make each other jealous. It doesn't, guys do it to some degree too, but I know just chicks do it a lot too, you know, and ways they will do this. Women like to break about how fancy their clothes are or what have you, you know. And some women don't care about materialistic shit like that, but the ones that do, they're constantly trying to keep up with the latest fashion and all this other bullshit, and it's like, that's miserable. That just sounds miserable, you know. You know? I'll wear what I like. I don't try to keep up with the latest fashion for guys. Fuck all black. Fucking zigzag t-shirt and some black jeans and some black steel toes and a spy collar and a bandana, a couple of rings and I'm good to go. You know. But if you're one of those people that's just stuck in this endless loop of trying to be cool with all your other friends. You know, and here's the thing, YouTube, if they were truly your friends, they wouldn't care about having the latest, coolest thing. And they wouldn't, well, necessarily speaking, they wouldn't care if you did, is what I'm getting at. If they were truly your friends, they wouldn't care if you had the latest and the coolest gadgets and clothes and what have you, you know what I'm saying? Because like girlfriends, trends come and go, you know, you're going to experience a number of girls that come in and out of your life growing up. And it's no different than the trends that they have. You know, trends come and go. But yeah, I got off topic like I usually do. Coming back full circle to where I said at the beginning of the video, I ordered some pipe tobacco. Hopefully it'll get here sometime next week. That'll be what's up. And yeah, when I get that pipe tobacco, Trust and Bellee, I'll be doing a review on YouTube. I'm There is one advantage just smoking a pipe. Well, there's a couple, but one good advantage just smoking a pipe. Well, there's a couple, but one good advantage just smoking a tobacco pipe is that when it gets cold outside And if you're outside smoking your pipe you can literally cradle your pipe Between your hands like that and when your pipe bowl gets warm enough You can keep your hands warm just from smoking on your pipe Yeah Yeah. Yeah, straight up. Straight just my opinion, but this is kind of fact. As far as tobacco goes, pipe tobacco is literally the healthiest form. Pipe tobacco is literally the healthiest form of tobacco. You can smoke because pipe tobacco is known to have far less chemicals in it than that then the chemicals are you know, if you compare cigarettes to pipe tobacco, pipe tobacco has a significant less amount of chemicals than cigarettes do. You know, most pipe tobacco are flavored with natural food flavorings that are safe to consume. And they're there to purely mellle the harsh taste of the nicotine and give the tobacco some flavor, you know. Well, I don't want to keep you here for fucking ever. Until then, this is, uh, before I go, this was sent to me by a fan, by the way. Until then, this is King Cobra JFS with another video. Thank you for watching. And I'll catch you all later.