Original Video: Patreon Drink Combo Shoutouts

The King Cobra back out of the video. Shout out to all my Patreon subscribers Tyler Nick Jeffodille Danger Dog God's Rat Brian Scott and Courtney sucks discord Thank you for subscribing to my Patreon subscribe to I appreciate it. We got a patron drink combo exclusive. I got a bottle of Corbel California champagne sweet rose. And we're going to mix it with monster ultra-strawberry dreams. To create a drink combo I call Pink Cobra. The Valentine's Day rider on the corner. I figured this would be an oddly appropriate theme. And if you're single on Valentine's Day, just do what you love doing, you know. I like making drink combos. So me and Jessica made up and were cool for now. Like I said, I'm not going to rush to meter. Just want to get to know where see where things go. from now on, with me and Jessica, I have a question on what the other one said. Well, there's a misunderstanding. I'd rather talk about it. Probably off camera rather than drag YouTube into it. Because I've got some more mature way to handle things. So I'm not officially dating her yet. Still single. I don't want to put labels on us until we've actually gone on our real dates. So right now we're just getting to know each other. See where that goes. And I'm secure enough my heterosexuality to drink this. And if you want a monthly shout-out, consider subscribing to my uh, Patriam. The Glitz and the Glam. Corbel is not a sponsor. They changed their label a bit, but it's still the same delicious pink champagne. That's the sound of a good time about to happen. If you want to buy your girlfriend something of a boozy nature I know a lot of chicks love pink champagne it pop the bubbly, and we're going to mix it like I said with some ultra-strawberry dreams, monster energy drink. Pinkelboros Pink Cobra's There it is bubble it away man the carbonation is pop I can feel the bubble is popping and dripping all over the place. We pop bottles of champagne, look, pop trolls in the face and cause a pain. Oh, look at the carbonation dancing on the surface. So pretty, let's try a sip. That is fucking tasty dude. I'm here for that drink combo man. The monster strawberry definitely compliments the pink champagne very nicely YouTube. That's most definitely what the fuck is up tubes. Now my trolls need to fucking leave Jessica alone. I'm getting sick and tired of this crap. I got a theory on this YouTube and this is just a theory. Pretty. My trolls either have the ugliest girlfriends that treat them like shit. Or they have a harder time with chicks than Cobra does. and their mind they get mad. And you know what killed me about my fucking YouTube trolls? If they found a Jessica of their own, I'd be like, well, congratulations. I hope it works out. I don't have to go out of my way to harass my fucking idiot stupid YouTube trolls to get inside their head. I'm already there. creating a drink combo is more entertaining to me than fucking with my YouTube trolls. I thought about what I was going to do for Patreon. I like to do exclusive drink combos for Patreonon. They are dedicated to all my loyal subscribers Not only on Patreon, but also on my YouTube. Cheers That is the delightful YouTube. The monster is going to give it a nice caffeinated kick and a little bit of sweetness I'm here for this combo. It's not that bad YouTube. Cheers. If that monster kick going. Now if you cannot get a hold of Corbel Sweet Rose, that's all right. They have other brands of pink champagne. I like pink champagne in general. There's something about drinking pink champagne, makes you feel bugy and fancy orosy in this case. I'd recommend this drink combo. I showed off the pink champagne on my YouTube before, but I've never actually come up with a drink combo with it for it until now. I got the idea for the drink combo last night and I thought, I said to myself, I says, it might taste good. So I ordered my ingredients, got I delivered, and I'm here for it. It's a really pretty drink combo. Not only people mix orange juice with their champagne to make morning mimosas. It's kind of like a twist on that so to speak. Yes. Like my YouTube trolls have set me and my family death threats, rape threats. My YouTube trolls have told me to kill myself multiple times and I flat out refuse. I'm not doing that to my idols, my fans, my family and my friends and the people who care about me. So my trolls can suck my dick. Now I find creating my own delicious drink combos to be a bit more entertaining than engaging with these sorry sacks of shit. Like one of my YouTube trolls has a daughter with like Turner Syndrome or some shit and she gets bullied for it and nobody does anything about it. And I feel sorry for that guy because that's gotta suck. But bullying Cobra is not going to make your daughter's syndrome go away or make the bully stop. So that's what gets me about my fucking YouTube trolls. They probably get bullied too. You know? I used to get mad when my trolls would text me, but now I don't even get mad at it anymore. I make a game out of this. I'm like, wow, I don't go out of my way to text my YouTube trills. Okay, how can I have fun throwing it back in their face? So I blocked the number, and before I delete the text message. And half the time I don't even respond to it because the balls in my court folks and I get to choose whether or not I give them any attention but they're giving me attention so it's like who's the bigger troll here you know what I'm saying? and that's the thing of it my YouTube trolls have texted me some really fucked up shit so you know what I do I take it too far and I text them back more fucked up shit and they posted on the fucking internet like I can't believe what Cobra said and it's like well, well, you started it, dude. You go out of your way to bully somebody with autism. You think that makes you something special? Fuck you. And cheers to my patron subscribers and my fans. That's most definitely what's up. What do you guys and gals and day them think? would you drink pink cobras? It's a drink combo I made and I'm obsessed with cobras. I'll put my brand on it and be like, yeah man. That is seriously fucking tasty. my YouTube trolls in real life. I don't have to. Their life is miserable enough as it is. You know? It's the truth. Pink champagne is delicious. I appreciate all the support that I get on my YouTube channel. I hope you'll have a beautiful Monday evening. And Jessica does not need the extra fucking harassment. She deals with her own fucking harassment. She deals with her own fucking idiot YouTube trolls as it is. All these girls who are just so mean to each other. The thing I don't understand about it, YouTube, is what's the point? Cowering behind a keyboard to harass somebody. I don't understand it to be honest. YouTube should be a community where we can all come together and share content and grow as a platform. And I notice that YouTube doesn't give a shit. You know what I'm saying? There are so many YouTube accounts that unless you're Mr. Beast famous, YouTube doesn't give a shit because it creates money for their platform. So, if you're getting bullied and harassed on YouTube, you can either fight them back or ignore it or get off YouTube. Even though YouTube has these policies and play where it's like you can flag people's content. But uh… And you know what gets me about the whole thing? Honestly is… My YouTube trolls will mass flag my videos and get me strikes on my channel and then bitch because I can't post for a couple of weeks. But when I go to flag their channels, or their comments for bullying or harassment, nothing gets done about it. So I'm like, well, it is what it is. I noticed a comment on one of, on Jessica Stream last night when she was trying out the pretzel Baconator. They're like, man, that's what I like about Cobra's videos. He's real, he's genuine, he's not some copycat, fake-ass, you two with a bullshit personality, he's his only individual self. He's a decent guy, he doesn't deserve the crap he has to put up with, and he just dust himself off and gets back up. And that's a great mentality for our life, you know. When life kicks you in the bollics, you get back up, dust yourself off, and kick life in the bollics right back. That is a tasty drink combo. If you're looking for our romantic drink combos to spice up your Valentine's Day and you and your other half are not sensitive to caffeine or monster energy drinks. It reminds me of my first drink combo that I made called Pink Water. Only my dad would probably get that reference, but anyways. And I'm asking, I got something out of my entire life. I come with these weird concoctions and drink combos and… I'm asking, I'm asking, I got something out of it on my bloody YouTube channel. As soon as this video is public on my YouTube, I'll post it on Patreon. And I do appreciate the continuous subscribing to my Patreon on. It is definitely appreciated. People call me a faggot and I'm like I know I'm a female boy I know I'm a female ass grabber grabbing on titties. See what I did there? Fagout? And it's like yeah I know I'm a female ass grabber, grab her on titties. A lot of what it is… I'm not afraid to be myself. What she sees what she gets, you don't like it, no one's forcing you to fucking watch. you have to call this video drink combo patron shout-outs and then you get a little extra on the sidewalk just speaking my piece. Realistically I don't give a shit if my trolls make videos. they went live in the sat there in like four hours of just them doggin' on Realistically, I don't give a shit if my trolls make videos. They went live and sat there in like four hours of just them dogging on COGRA. I wouldn't watch. I blocked their channel for my channel and then moved on with my life. They get little to know what tension for me and they starve for it dude. That is a tasty little drain combo you'd see if I fuck with that. The last two drain combos I've been coming up with are really fucking tasty dude. Plus pink champagne is so pretty. COBRA you fagget? I'm like I know I'm a female ass grabber. Including titties. Maybe that's fucking funny. My buddy Alex Anderson told He's a good dude. His epilepsy did make his life difficult, but a solid dude, you know. Alex Anderson died. I went to Frosty's for a picture. In his memory, when Morgan found out that Alex died, she was like, Alex died? I'm like, yeah, he had a epileptic seizure that took his life. And it was pretty shitty, but what do you do? Then I continued to go to Frosty's after the fact. And then one Halloween night my YouTube trolls couldn't enjoy their Halloween without harassing Cobra. So they were calling Frosty's nonstop and and that's the thing of it. I don't go out of my way to harass my YouTube and I don't tell them to do shit. They voluntarily go out of their fucking away to make. And that doesn't put a stop to the bullying, all it does is encourage it. It's… I don't tell them to do shit. They voluntarily go out of their fucking away to make my life as miserable as possible. And you can't ban them from the bars, so it's just easier to ban the person they're harassing. And that doesn't put a stop to the bullying, all it does is encourage it. And that doesn't put a stop to the bullying all it does is encourage it's That's why I want to go to the bar from now on I don't film when I'm at the bar Or vlog when I'm there You know That where they can't you know If I go on Facebook and say I'm at the bar having a good time, I don't see which bar I'm going to, you know. But go on YouTube and on my community page, I post, I'm at the bar having a good time. I don't mention which bar I'm at and I'll just piss them off even more. Anymore is just cheaper and easier to drink at home, so there you go, there's that. to drink at home so there you go there's that. And if I can say anything to any of the businesses here in town they get harassed by my YouTube trolls. It's I'm sorry like I have no control over what they do. All I can do is control how I react to it so it is what it is I was simply quick going to Frosty's bar and grill because of the harassment I received and the dude's getting in my fucking face and tell me to get the fuck out and all this shit he's lucky I didn't kick his fucking ass And the dude's getting in my fucking face and telling me to get the fuck out and all this other shit. He's lucky I didn't kick his fucking ass. You know what I'm saying? I'm like, screw that dude. Like the trolls who do that crap are probably not old enough to drink. So when they see Cobra going out having a good to to celebrate so they can fucking harass me there and every year I refuse to let the trolls ruin my Halloween. That's Colbert's favorite holiday so let's fuck with the morning of two miserable assholes. This monster, ultra-st strawberry dreams, is not how bad. There's a slight pink tennis to it. Can crush from my Patriot subscribers and all my awesome fans and flock patrols. Let's try to sip of this straight and see how it do. That's not bad. It's got like a strawberry creamy taste to it. Because an artificial strawberry taste. I'm here for it man. That's not bad. I'll build a drink there whenever I want. And the fucking YouTube Trills won't be able to get me kicked out of my own bar. That's what I'm saying, dude. At the Cobras Cantina, tastiest drink combos you've ever seen. Now from now on if I go to a bar to have a beer with buddies or just by myself I'm not going to stream at the bar just so the bar doesn't get harassed. It's not fair to me that my trolls need to get alive more than I need to get laid but it's also not fairly establishment so we're just trying to run an honest business. And that's the thing of it, is I don't go out of my fucking way to fuck with people, but people go out of the way to fuck with me because the world's full of fucking assholes. And you know, it really kills me about that, YouTube. about that YouTube, to be honest, is that at the end of the day when all these people running these establishments and working there go home and they go on social media, they get bullied on social media too outside of the King Cobra situation. People are just lucky that I don't completely lose my shit, you know what I'm saying? The time in a place, you know what I'm saying, YouTube, there's a time in a place. We're happy Valentine's Day season. Like I said, if you're single on Valentine's Day, who gives a shit? Spend the day loving yourself, your idols, your friends, your family, your closest friends, and just doing what you love. You know? and pick up some you love, you know? And pick up some tactical soap, you bastards. Couponco, King Cobra. You want to increase your chances of getting laid on Valentine's Day, then I'd recommend tactical soap? It smells amazing. As somebody who's been rejected by every chick of like since the fourth grade, that kind of puts a damper on your confidence, but when I wear a tactical soap, I feel confident and I feel powerful, I feel like an alpha male and I feel attractive. And I don't got to get laid to appreciate what tactical soap does for my situation with the ladies. You know, when they're like, shit, that God-cowl boy hippie looking, fucker smells good. Cheers folks, and to pour me another one. That is a tasty little drink combo YouTube I fuck with that. I want to say, oh, the aftertaste on that is just a creamy sweet strawberry alcohol and fused goodness. That's delicious. See this is why people subscribe to my channel. I come up with the randomest and wildest of drink combos. And with it being Valentine's Day right around the corner, this is oddly super festive. You know what I'm saying? Like if you want to treat your girlfriend on a Valentine's Day, you know, and you can't afford to take her out to a fancy restaurant. Next best thing, plan a picnic at a park somewhere, you know and you can't afford to take her out to a fancy restaurant next best thing plan a picnic at a park somewhere you know get a bottle of that Corbel sweet rose and a nice picnic with some sandwiches you know Also y'all you leave Jessica to fuck alone and she's done nothing to deserve the additional harassment she's crazy about Josh. And a lot of women dig me, man, but like they're afraid to say anything because they don't want to get fucking harassed for it. Such a pretty dream combo, it's like a pastel pink. I'm here for it, YouTube. Like I said, I have no control over what the controls do, all I can do is control how I react to it. And when you don't get mad or upset or overreact to their bullshit and pretty much ignore them for the most parts. Eventually if they're smart enough they're going I hate Cobra's videos I can't stand that goth asshole autistic piece of shit. What am I doing with my life? Realistically it's like okay I hate Cobra's videos so I want to watch every video he makes and complain about it. Like, definition of insanity according to Albert Einstein, am I right? Whoo! That monster's got me peped up and that fucking… This is a fucking tasty drink combo YouTube. I'm here for it. It's pretty like pastel kind of pink color to it's you know. It's like the yaker balm of champagne if you will. The Corbale Sweet Rose, I think it's got like strawberries, and I'm not sure exactly, but the flavor profile on this is really nice. If I won the lottery and built my clock tower Dream House, trust in Mother Fuckin' Believe, I would open a bar here in town and call it the Cobras Cantina. I would serve homemade pizzas, burgers, homemade fries, homemade cheese, wings, barbecue ribs, jalapenio poppers, nachos, homemade fries, homemade fries, like I said,, like I mean popenio poppers, nachos, ome tris, like I said. Stuff I like to eat and just basic bar food, with the cobras twist. My kitchen would be so fucking clean, the health inspector would say I was being anal. And the food would be so fucking good. You leave the bar and he was sitting in your car going, oh my god. I'd have thirsty Thursdays where you can get a picture of beer for $8 and it comes with a soda pop of your choice. I'd have both Coke and Pepsi products, Budweiser, a couple beers on tap, you know. And that's the thing of it man. There'll be a fun little adventure. would be like 50s diner meets Spencer's gifts. So like goth with like a 50s diner twist. Like Osy Osbourne meets Elvis Presley kind of thing. And I'd throw some arcade games in there, you know. Hydro Thunder! you know hydro thunder or some shit like that you know a couple of pool tables yeah At the Cobras Cantina, tastiest drink combos you've ever seen. Welcome to the Cobras Cantina Bar and Grill. How may I take your order? But I would literally stream from my bar. I would too. And if the trolls tried calling and harassing us, I blocked their number. And be like, oh, you're just mad as hell because now I got a bar you can't kick me out of. Oh, wow! If that really speaks high volume for how fucking miserable my YouTube trolls are because they can't ignore Cobra for five fucking minutes because I rule their sad fucking life. Last year one of my YouTube trolls texted me and they apologized. Which is a rarity. You're like Cobra. I used to want to say, I used to be one of your biggest trolls. And I want to apologize man, and I lost my job and my wife. I was going through severe depression. And the only thing I could do to cure it was to bully you. after I realized that's not going to make my life better I just completely ignored you and let you do your thing I started to find you really entertaining and so I want to say I'm sorry and I'm like that's alright man you know so so occasionally there's a mole in a clarity. If you like the wild drink combos like the one I'm holding in my hand, smack the like button and ding that notification bell and subscribe for more. The string combo, of course course is for 21 and up. Gonna have to age restrict the video to comply with YouTube's guidelines and policies. Okay, pink champagne mixed with strawberry monster energy drink. That made a really pretty like pastel sort of pink. And the caffeinated goodness of the monster and the flavor of the strawberry monster is really complementing the pink champagne very nicely YouTube. This drink combo was definitely getting the cobra seal of approval and if you when you and your other half are not too terribly sensitive to caffeine, I would highly recommend this drink combo. This shit's fire, YouTube. Cheers, you bastards.