Original Video: pipe thoughts and guitar

What is up fellow YouTubers? King Cobra coming back at you with another video. The last video is a bit more serious, you know, in wake, what happened in Las Vegas. Can I just went out and said my two cents or how I felt about the issue and left it at that. So I was looking for something in my apartment and I had a hard time finding it but while looking for something else I literally came across a pack of Marvel Smooth 100s. I opened them and I gave one to a friend of mine earlier. I've been out of cigarettes for a couple of fucking days and it's like that shit sucks. And then when I was looking at my drawer for something I found a whole unopened pack of Marlb smooth 100s and I'm like, fuck yeah! The most bad-ass way to light a cigarette. That right there is good quality American tobacco. As far as menthols go, Marlborl smooths are delicious. I'm very picky with my menthols. Marl smooths are delicious. I'm very picky with my menthols. Marble smooths are still one of the few menthols I still enjoy smoking. But I've been on a marble smooth kick… I don't know how long. I just started craving them. Bard a pack like, damage you're good. Yeah. pack like damage are good yeah I try to get some guitar strings my BC-rich warlock only has four strings on it instead of six. The bottom two snapped off and my acoustic also needs strings. So when I get guitar strings I can do a video of me re-stringing in my guitars for YouTube. me restringing in my guitars for YouTube. Out of all the B.C. Rich Warlocks I've owned. This B.C. Rich Warlock revenge guitar that I have is practically the easiest guitar to restring. Yeah Man, I think this is like my first cigarette other day. That's uh… Mmm… Tingally. Well, I spoke that know, it's weird. I might do some vocal covers for this video, of course. Then again, I might do some vocal covers for this video, just because I can. Oh wait, I don't have headphones. F-F-E-Fones. Fuck. I can. Oh wait, I don't have headphones. Fuck. this video. I mean I could do a vocal cover but playing it with the song I risk getting copyright infringement. So if I get copyright infringements then long story short that's how my videos get silenced and that's not good so Can't have that. I'll like by, like one one time I bought a cart and a marbles smooth 100s. And I dumped it into my cigarette stash drawer and then I smoked through all of them and then I'm… I'll. Okay. Don't stop believing. This one. as far as dating goes YouTube YouTube, I'm not focused on dating right now. I'm more focused on… I'm more focused on my guitar playing in my YouTube career, you know. That's the thing about life. Some things like… like that you can't just rush into, you know. That's the thing about life. Some things like that, you can't just rush into, you know. Excuse me. I acknowledge the fact that I am an attractive individual. I have attributes that I am an attractive individual. I have attributes that women find attractive individual. I have attributes that women find attractive. but if I am to get a girlfriend, I need to be less self-loathing and I need to work on my temper. Because a combination of those two things, you know, it's not a good look for somebody, you know. The thing about life though is life is life is completely unexpected sometimes. But our society's double standards piss me off something awful because, and here's the kicker of it, if a woman takes a break from dating, oh good for her, she's independent, you know. But according to society's bullshit, if a man takes a break from dating, maybe he's questioning his sexuality, fuck that. You know, fuck that, straight out. Like that shit's bullshit, man. Like that shit's bullshit man. What a man can't be independent too, man that's bullshit, you know? That's complete under our horse shit. Well, one of my buddies was going to take me out to his property. I was going to try to make another shooting video for YouTube. Like, what up, YouTube? We're in the middle of fucking nowhere, you know, those videos, yeah. But change of plans, I couldn't find my shoes earplugs and the body of mine oh my fucking God I found them huh how about that they got stuck between like the way my desk is set up there's like this top shelf and this bottom shelf and somehow my shooter's headphones got stuck between the top and bottom shelf. Sweet! I'm glad I found those. If you're going to go out and enjoy the fine sportor shooting, then mine I recommend getting you a pair of something like this. You're foldable so you can stick them in your pocket. You know what I'm saying? I'll show that logo too. These are the earsh shields. A kind of sportsman's warehouse. And yeah, they're a bit more expensive than your disposable earplugs, but… You can protect your ears when you go out to safely enjoy the fine sport of shooting. Now here's the thing. The cool thing about these ear shields is that they completely block out and muffle the sound of a gun being shot off, but I can still hear speech coherently. I don't know how they did it, but there's technology, the technology in these awesome ear protection for the shooting range. This technology they have in these awesome ear protection for the shooting range, um, this technology they have in these earbuds, blocks out the sound of gun, fire, but does not block out human speech. Which is kind of cool, I don't know how the fuck they did it, but… Um, you know, most people just walk in by those little squishy orange earplugs. So if they're going hunting or out to the clay range, they have something to protect their hearing, you know what I'm saying? But after a while, you start thinking about how much money you spend monthly, depending on how much you shoot, you know? If you got buddies going with you, you know, to go shooting, you know, you know, you know, to much you shoot you know if you got buddies going with you to go shooting you know what I'm saying so you get those disposable squishy orange earplugs they're cheaper yes but the cost of buying those eventually adds up and in the long run it would just make much more sense you buy something like this here earshield and you save yourself a couple bucks in the long run and these things are excellent I've gone shooting with these before you know you can't shoot my gun in city limits so gonna go outside of town for that go to a buddy's place and plinket shit you know. I mean you don't have to have your protection but well it kind of wouldn't hurt to have it you know what I'm saying like. and I was looking all over for it too like what the for and the last place I had it. I keep it on my desk. I should have kept looking there but the way it had it I keep it on my desk I should have kept looking there but the way it was hanging between both shelves on my desk it was like you couldn't even see it that right there is what I'm talking about people life in a nutshell man show man. Yeah. I mean they do have a couple shooting ranges here in town I can go to is like five bucks per person which that ain't too bad. But um I wouldn't mind trying clay shooting actually. Clay shooting looks like a lot of fun. Sure. Pull. You know what I'm saying? Good clean wholesome of fun. Sure. Pull. You know what I'm saying? YouTube. Good clean wholesome American fun right there. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Just about that time. YouTube. Just about that time. Call it a gut instinct, but something's telling me to buy a lottery ticket towards the end of October. Call it a gut instinct, YouTube. But something's telling me to do it. Because you cannot tell me that me making shooting videos on my own personal shooting range wouldn't be sick as fuck. Like you see the camera panning around? Oh is, you know what I'm saying, like, okay we're out here in the middle of fucking nowhere. Actually, no, we're here on my property doing a little bit of shooting. I buy like 20 acres, four miles outside of town to build my house. Let me shake. I'd like clock tower to Victoria and Second Empire mansion would be solar and wind-powered. Well, it's just solar-powered to get it going. And eventually I'd add wind power to it. You know. I guarantee if I took a cell phone with that house behind me, I'd be like, hmm, I'd be like, so YouTube, you see this, this, uh, this mansion of mine? Yeah, this thing is sick. 64 bells. 63 of them would be on a grand carolone. And the 64th bell would be on a… rope, pull that son of a bitch. It'd swing one direction, then swing the other direction. Yeah. Every bell in my tower would have a potleaf engraved on it. There would be an inscription on the swinging bell. The inscription would say music is a gift to the universe. Yeah. And if I made the tower about 108 feet, that'd be just enough to put everything together. Nicely. Holy shit. My third eye is going crazy right about now. Yeah, buddy. I trust and believe you'd see, but if you have a kick-ass mansion with a sexy clock tower, I mean, just fucking straight up, wow, that's gorgeous. You know what I'm saying? I've been like, who's this cool cobra with the clock tower on his mansion, you know I'm saying, like, people, but, you know, it instantly become a historical landmark in Casper Trust and belief. People driving by four miles inside of town are going to be like, oh shit. You hear that? Yeah. there's a clock going off somewhere. I've been making videos of me playing the carillon, posting them on YouTube. I'd be like, so what up YouTube? We're back here in the Grand Carillon room and I'm about to, uh, play some bells for you on YouTube. Y'all like future on my down down I'll all about dragon balls. You start playing for you to see him down down down a carillon is basically a giant bell tower but the twist is that there's a big box that sits on the floor very much like a piano except for keys you have these little wooden pegs and each individual wooden peg is attached to a solid wire that goes straight into the ceiling and then when you walk past the carolone room into the actual bell room you'll see like each individual wire is hooked up to it and the way the clock tower is going to be set up you'll build it very easily and very safely climb to the top of it because the staircase will wind on the inside of it and everything like you walk into my room in the mansion find the secret switch. Turn it to the side like that like some kind of lamp or whatever and the door slides open to reveal a staircase that climbs up and it's like oh where does this go climate open the first door oh look there's a carolone room there's the Grand Carolins sitting in the middle right there with the keys and everything a look is another door across the room open that door climb the staircase even further and all of a sudden you're in a room full of bells just yeah and the rope swine bell will be sitting on the floor surrounded by all these other bells around it that way I'd be able to walk up to it and like touch it if I wanted to and then you find a spiral staircase that goes up to it and like touch it if I wanted to. And then you find a spiral staircase that goes up to the ceiling of the bellroom. You open the trap door on the ceiling and boom there's all four clock faces right above all four like bell-towered shuttered thingies whatever the fuck you want to call them. A little be a switch on the inside of my bell room. You pull that switch down and it opens up all four bell tower shutters letting air in and out and shit like that and then you pull a switch up and it closes them. and they'll have you know when you when you build something like that when you build something like that, when you build something like that, with the right company and what have you, say if she's going to be a number one priority, so more than likely, there's going to be like solid thick-ass, steel bars, in between the bell tower shoulders so that it'll be you know solid like they call it chicken wire but it'll be like solid steel and the gaps will be so tiny that it'll let air out but pigeons and shit won't be flying inside of my clock tower. If you're paying big money for a nice clock tower, the last thing I want is pigeons flying in and crapping all over my bells. Fuck that is a bell and or a clock tower's worst nightmare. Fucking pigeons flying in and crapping on everything. It's like, dude. People busted their backs to build a work of art that makes music and contributes something beautiful to an otherwise fucked up society and you crap all over it. No, but there's one company that does this kind of thing. I found a company that not only designs custom clock and bell towers, they have the construction crew to build it, they have a life insurance plan, but work with you to design the clock tower of your dreams. You know what I'm saying? And they also do clock tower repair. Oh yeah. The also the same company also repairs bell and clock towers and what have you. Yeah In fact I gotta get them a plug just because I can. Let's see, let's go to… I know I have it in my bookmarks. That's right there. All right. This right here people, who are you gonna call? No, not this time it's not the Ghostbusters. No, this time it's not the Ghostbusters. America Clock, Inc. One, 800, 666, 12, boom. If you got the kind of cash to fork over, they'll build you something nice. And the thing about my dream house is I'm gonna have it built out of solid stone and it's gonna have a steel solid steel roof. And the inside of the framing is gonna have lead and cement and steel on the inside of the frame. I mean, we're talking strong-ass shit, you know what I'm saying? Stuff that'll make sure this house lasts a lifetime. And then some, all the glass on the windows is gonna be made from submarine glass. That glass is like super hard to break. even a bullet would break it honestly. And this house of mine, when I build it, would survive an apocalypse. It would survive a tornado. And I wouldn't share the fuck out of it, man. That's always handy to have. I mean, really, it's just that simple if I win the lottery or become a rock star one of the two. What kind of already am a rock star on that side the point? Um…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… hire a contractor here in town, fucking calmera clock, tell them when I'm looking to build, make that shit happen, man. And then, you know, people came over to my dream house, they'd be able to see the bells for themselves. You know what I'm saying? It'd be like virtually one of the safest clock towers in the world to climb. You know what I'm saying? No ladders. Just straight staircase, running all the way through the inside of it. To each individual floor. Not only that, but the stairs would be super easy to climb. Yeah. If I wanted to I could probably charge like 10 bucks admission. People want to like bring the Grand Carroll on just for fun. They could. They'd be kind of cool. Make a business that make a business out of it. Come on, come on to see Casper's grand Carolyn, with a Carolyn Master Lord King Cobra, and his kick-ass mention. Ten bucks a mission if he'll get you in, no food or drink, near the Carolyn. And his kick-ass mention You know what I'm saying? If you're paying top dollar to have a nice old school grand Carroll installed, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's good tobacco. And then once weed became legal, I'd be smoking weed in my clock tower. Like, where's Josh? All of a sudden, we look up at the clock tower and a bunch of smoke just… Just a huge ass cloud of smoke comes billowing out of the bell tower shutters. And it's just being a bunch of homies chilling up there. Dude, look at all these bells. Yeah, I look at him and I'd be like, you know that bell in the middle, that rings on a rope? They'd be like, yeah. That's got hemp in that rope. No way. Dude, that's sick. Yes. I can't fucking tea if I rang that son of a bitch you'd hear it within town limits. He'd be like, damn to kick off my Bell Towers of Casper series, wouldn't it? Like, could you just imagine that was like the first video of that little series right there? I'd be like, what about YouTube, so we're starting off the series Bell Towers of Casper and… This is a rather gorgeous clock tower standing in front of me. The camera pans around to the front of my mansion. I'm like, gee, I wonder who it is. Are we changing in my pocket? Huh, fuck me. There's some keys in my pocket. I bet it's mine. What do you think? Let's check it out. If I can do a tour of that shit. go around go around town to various churches and see if they're down for something like that. If they have any bells, showing them off, talking about the history of the tower, that sort of thing, you know. Yeah. I'll It's pipe tobacco. The stuff that's in my bag is a regular, creamy vanilla cabin, you know, sort of white. Not completely black, but a darker cabin dish, yes. I'm going to a 1950s through the Baker Commander parked in my garage with a 428 Shelby Cobra dual exhausted engine sitting underneath the hood of it. Make it into a sleeper. People will be like, oh, it's a student maker. It's probably a piece of shit. And then they hear an idol and drive by. They're like, oh, that sounded nice. Like, yeah, 425 horses. God damn red is going to sound nice. I trust and believe I had my through the banker. I've been showing that shit off at Hot Rod shows. Oh, trust and believe. Trusting motherfucking believe I've been taking that shit to Hot Rod shows. Hitting up all the YouTubeers who do hot rod shows on YouTube. And I'm like, yo, is this a street of Baker cool enough to be on your YouTube show or what? And I'm like, oh, okay, tell us a little bit about it, blah blah blah blah blah. You know, it's the big old suicide shifter sitting between, like right in the middle. It's got a giant copperhead on it. Like, yeah, you know this thing? Fucking means business. When you see this shit driving down the fuck of the street, you're like, oh damn. going down here. Just to say, the fucking engine idling down the street, yeah, it's enough to make you want to jeez your pants. Did you know that online harassment is not punishable in Wyoming? Oh yeah. So if the online harassment gets real bad, I can report you sons of bitches to the cast for PD and have you charged with online harassment and cyber bullying and then I'd sue your fucking ass for everything you've got. My guess is a bit extreme. Wouldn't it be easier just to block and ignore people? Yes, it would be. But yeah, I just thought I let you all know that cyber bullying is illegal in the state of Wyoming now and punishable up to a thousand dollar fine. Just to let you know. Now if I have my dream house would I invite fans over to hang out with me? Yes I would. But I'd have to make sure they're on the legit 100% no bullshit, you know what I'm saying? And if I answer the door that loads side by side shock and that's just fucking lottery, it'd be done. I'd pay half enough money to live in this apartment until the mansion was done. And done being built, I'd pay half enough money to live in this apartment until the mansion was done. And done being built built and then I move everything into my mansion, get it all set up nice and neat, start filling it up with making it look more like an actual house and not just what the fuck is this huge ass place, you know. place you know. That time it was all fucking said and done. I'd even pay big money to have this apartment restored to its original before I moved in big time and be like smack the money down on the counter right there. I'm sure it'd be a shock for some of my friends too. They'd be coming to knock at my back window like they normally do, and then all of a sudden, Oh hey, he's not here anymore. Where all the stuff go? I'm I mean when you live in a small ass fucking town there's hardly anything to do. All of a sudden, only ten bucks now I can go uh… Ring some bells for like twenty minutes. Hell yeah, it's kind of cool. And that's something I wouldn't do right away if I built the house, you know. Like somewhere down the road, that's something to think about, you know, it's an option down the road if needed, you know, it's… never hurts to plan ahead. I'm I've mastered my power chords on my guitar as I've said before it's still playable. I mean you can work on your power chords if need be, but I've mastered my power chords pretty good for the most part. Dint-tint-tint-tint-tint-tint-tinnet. Down-it I see it. No strings, yes. Oh shit. Hold on a second. I have my guitar cord rapture on my chair leg. I'm like, no, I can't have that. That's the problem with the Zamp. I could have the volume turned all the way down and all I do is flip the switch to change the sound setting and it cranks full blast. So figure. But what else would you expect from a fender Mustang app? the I mean, I'm not. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's say it horrible. Laying black roses on Cubus Bay. I'll try to find core progressions with the songs I'm working on and that will get there eventually. the the the the the the You want my honest opinion, YouTube? Mass shootings are for pussies. It's a coward's way out, really. You can't cope with society, so you're going to take it out on somebody else who didn't deserve to die. All because you're pissed off. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. I'm Hold on a second. Scooch the camera back just to a wee and a bit. That way we can probably film the guitar playing a little bit better. I'm the I'm the Oh. I'm Oh my god, what the fuck what? No, just no. Oh my god, what the fuck what? No, just no. No. I hate playing guitar from the noise of personality. I get pissing myself hard to make a mistake on guitar so I start shredding faster more accurately. I'll imagine that. the I'm It was kind of crappy extra to try that again. God damn I watched the fucking string pull off I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. I am. Oh, I'm happy with that version. I'm happy with that version. I'm happy with that version. I'm happy with that version. I'm happy with that version right there. I got the least one with that version. I'm happy with that version right there. That at least I was playing that. the right spot for on the guitar. the the I'm the I'm trying to play the Halloween theme song, weigh the fuck up there on these lower strings? It just sounds weird, doesn't it? I'm I'm a the I'm I think that's it. Does it feel weird trying to shred with only four strings? Does it feel weird? Does it feel weird trying to shred with only four strings instead of the actual six? Yes, it is different, but like I said, when I get more strings and shit, I'll do a restring video and simple as that. That's so typical guitar playing. Every string that snaps is always the one that you don't have like, because the higher strings will snap first. So you've got a bunch of leftover lower strings. have like these top four strings you're tied to, tied and you got tuned to standard. the I'm the the I'm sorry. I'm the the Oh, fuck. My, uh, uh, my, uh, pinky just cramped up there for a second. Shit. I didn't know how long I've been going on the guitar. I just been going ham- out of playing it, you know? I'm Well that's enough of that bullshit for one video. I mean, that's, uh… Yeah, like I said, the guitar is so playable with four strings, but your scales are going to be a lot smaller. I mean you can still play a couple of classic classic rock riffs with it if it's only got four strings but Then your soloin is going to be out of whack You know what I'm saying? Because we'll be out of whack necessarily, it's just, you're going to be limited to what you can play. I'm I'm playing my guitar, smoking my tobacco, biting my time. You too, it's all I can do sometimes. It's all I can do sometimes. It's all I't do sometimes. Oh. Oh man, that is some potent black Cavendish. Negatine. Most definitely. Y'all saw that right? Right there. It looked like an orb on camera. I wonder if that actually caught on camera. That'd be cool. That actually did catch on camera. around. Oh, what does the ghost in my apartment want to make an appearance on YouTube? Does it go to my apartment when I'm making the parents on YouTube? Was that what the orb was about? Even before, because I wasn't smoke mind you because I just picked this back up and yeah. Sometimes ghosts just hang around if you catch my drift YouTube. That's a horrible pun to make in this area but there you go. Sometimes ghosts just hang around. Uh… Sometimes ghosts can be a bit of a nuisance. See, emphasis on the word nuisance. Uh… joke to make especially when you know the history of the building Not but at that over I actually did catch on camera and it's on YouTube when I go to post this video that'd be pretty sick. People see that and be like whoa you know. the dummy off the shell. I've seen my dummy showing straight up jump off the shelf. 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Well, there's an hour-long video for you, yes. Thanks for watching, YouTube.