Original Video: ranom topics and ranting about school lunches

What is up, YouTube hanging out with some buddies of mine? I'm going to do a couple of things on camera. One, I'm going to show you how I do a cool trick using my lighter. This is a great way to waste fluid in your big, mind you. This is called the Fireball Trick. And I'll make a fireball up here in my in the hole in my hand yeah I messed up on it hold on a second try it again okay what you do is you take the nozzle of your liner and you push it down so the gas goes up that works too. Okay, what you do is you take the nozzle of your liner and you push it down Oh, that works, too. You have to go like that gas rises And that's your hand fill up with with some butane and I messed up on it again, son of a bitch. Oh yeah, I spoke to Buddy Steve hanging out in the background, but he's gonna… Yeah. See if we can do this, so… Yeah, there you go, that works, too. That's a great way to waste fluid leaves in your line. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Second thing. Can you hold it in your hand? Am I a cigarette? That'd be cool. I can't. It gets a little hot, but I can't. Well, let's see if I can want to have a cigarette with a fireball. You just got to hold it like that and then stick your cigarette down and then flame. Let's see if I can when I have cigarette with the Fireball in my hand. Oh, not quite. How do you got to hold it? Oh yeah. You got to let it burn like a torch in the center of your hand. And then put your cigarette down into it, right? Right. Oh, I tried. Like this. I'll show you. Okay, now let's see her. I can feel the coldness of the bee tang on into my the way. I ran out of food too fast. But I have been able to do it. Yeah. Now… And it burns the hair in your hand. Yeah. Tofor on keeper cast asked me a question. He said, do you want a girlfriend? And I responded to him, why have a girlfriend when you can drink weed or drink beer and smoke weed and all that good shit? True is yes, I would like a girlfriend, but it's hard to find a girlfriend when you have Aspergers and when you're goth in a town and a state that is solely cowboy. Now that would be cool to build a drink weed. Hmm. be cool to build a drink weed. Drinkables, man. Pure THC. And a red bowl combination. That would be awesome. Right. Now, the reason why I said that is because for me, you know, whenever I smoke weed or drink alcohol and I get that good feeling in my system, you know, I feel good, you know. I don't feel like I'm stressed or anything. But, um, yeah, I reckon if I found the right girl and we just seemed to click really well together and you know, we were both attracted to each other physically and mentally and it just worked out smoothly. And yeah, I definitely give her the shot, but a lot of women are just intimidated by my good looks. So I really, you know, and there are some women that are just intimidated by my good looks. So I really, you know, and there are some women that are just flat out creeped out by me, so you know. Which is kind of crazy. I think any woman on their right mind should be attracted to you. Oh, I appreciate that man. Thanks…. personal… Excuse me, my Aspergers was talking shit. I second that motion. My assu I flirt with you because you got you pretty good-looking dude. I second that I… I second that motion. I flirt with you because you got… pretty good-looking dude. I second that motion.- This is, YouTube, is having confidence in myself. Now when it comes to finding a job, playing guitar, singing, making videos, hanging out with friends, you know, doing my thing, you know, I got plenty of confidence, but… But I am very shy around women for some odd reason. You think that I wouldn't be considering, you know, I can fire up the YouTube camera of mine, make a video for the entire fucking internet to watch, and ridicule make fun of me for. Based off of that logic alone, you'd think that talking to a chick would be a lot easier. No. Man. Yeah, this guy gets it. I've been through 27 relationships and all of them were failures except for my last one that I'm in now. There you go. So I know I can know and understand where King Cobra is coming from. How would we relationship I've ever been? It has been a fucking failure including the one I'm in now. Because I'm fucking married to a tran. Oh! Fucking rotten whale. Damn it, man! Yeah, and you know, I would have to be stupid not to notice that some women do find me attractive. You know, like case in point when I was riding home on my bike yesterday, and I'm at my tobacco pipe going at that sweet cherry-pipe tobacco I picked out waffling through the air, and there was a group of younger kids. I don't know if they were kids but they were definitely high schoolers if not a little bit older. And they had these high schoolers, they might have been high schoolers I don't know, they definitely looked like they might have been still and like, you mean junior or seniors, I don't know. But what I do know is that when I'm driving by a couple of the girls was like that were in that group which is straight up staring at me and literally like I said in my last one of my previous videos I literally heard one of those girls say he's sexy I'm like well there you go you know um… well then maybe that chick should check him out. ha ha! Yeah except for she's below the age of 18, I'm not doing it. Is my right? Was she? I didn't stop to ask. Well, never heard she asked. Yeah, right. And if they try saying, yeah, tell him, I won't prove. Right? Maybe you can tell the 90s fake.. Yeah, I tell him I won't prove right? I mean, you know, you can tell the 90s fake. How's that? They don't glow. I never need a black light. There you go. Right because you know how on an ID, how it fucking. Yeah, there you go. I'll demonstrate…. It's got the little deals where it shimmers sparkles. Shimmers sparkles. Yeah, it's got the little one will not show that. Yeah, and a fake one even holding it without even with the light It won't reflect here here and it won't fucking look like it looks now. It'll look plastic Yeah, have the shine. Yeah, it won't have the fucking perfect shine. They don't have the little holographic Graphics in the inside of it. And it's missing a bar code. Yeah, yes, in the bar code and the state certified identification number On top of that you too there are a lot of chicks I talked about this in the previous video There are a lot of chicks who walk around with fake IDs trying to get with older dudes and bars That's right exactly go to the fucking bars to avoid that shit You ask me that's just the set up Yeah, like fucking. Okay. Here's the thing to set up for a sting operation. Yeah, no shit No shit like there are some chicks who want boyfriends I get that okay, but here's the thing Go out with somebody your own fucking age because the law doesn't care if you are tricked by some skanky little 16 year old. The way they look at it, you're the adult. You're supposed to be responsible. Basically, two, if they look too young, stay away. Yeah. Don't even stop and ask. Right. Yeah, because that's just trouble. If they're young and they're wearing clothes like a fucking tramp, Ready to open a box of tea on your ass. Yeah. Because if you stop and start flirting with them, then… You're caught? Yeah. Then your cop yeah, it's different girls that are real young that wears clothes like they're a fucking prep or slut are just doing that to target you. I don't come down pedophilia that shit is wrong and it should never be Performed by any adult. I fucking hate people who are pedophiles, right? fuck pedophiles, man. Sex offenders, fucking. I beat the fuck out the sex offender one time because fucking… Oh, no, the sex offender and then he touches my to-year-old-two-year-old-nephew sexually. And I was like, hey, motherfucker, I thought you said you wasn grab my fucking two-year-old little nephews pecker? Right. I was just making sure you didn't have no scabs. I was like yeah right dude. You know and then I let it just go at that point and then again he fucking grabs my fucking two-year-old little nephews pecker again and I'm like all right dude that's it get to fuck out. He's like this ain't your house as your sister's house and I'm like bullshit like bullshit. like bullshit. and I'm like, bullshit, mother bugger. It might be my sister's house, but that's my nephew. You can touch me and touch him twice. Get out before I kill him. Get the fuck out before I kick your fucking ass and make you kiss my mother fucking viral. I make you kiss my mother fucking 45 barrel. Yeah. And he's all and then. I had my ear out of stuffed it in this fucking face and said, bitch, what you looking at? Get out my friend's house before I put one in you. And then my sister comes walking in and he's all like… Your brother's making me leave and my sister's like, Alex, why are you making him leave? I was like, because he touched Ryan's fucking pecker twice. You know, that's my little nephews. name is Ryan.. is Ryan. Yeah. Because that's called Castlewell. And she's all like. Oh yeah. And then she was straight up looked at that dude was like get the fuck out. Under penal codes. Then there was one time I beat the fuck out of one for touching a fucking six year old little girl. G. H. four I believe if I remember right. Yeah. I beat the fuck out.. I don't fucking fucking pedophile file in the county jail file in the county jail in the county jail because he's.. in the county jail because he's all like, Oh man, I'd love to touch a little girl right now. I would, fucking. And I was like, dude, that's fucking nasty, man. I beat him something. Why the fuck would you do that? Do you go fuck a goat? It's like, it's like, fuck, dude, you want to fucking fuck something? Find the toilet paper roll and some fucking lubrication? Fuq. Yeah. Don't buy a blow-up doll. It's kind of love. I have friends who grow up, they don't need that shit. See, I have some friends who have done time in prison for fucking… They have to register as a sex offender. But I know for a mother fucking fact that the reason they're my friend is because I know for a fact that they're not going to do that. You know my buddy Carl, that fat dude? Yeah. they're not gonna do that. You know my buddy Carl, that fat dude, yeah, he was in fucking prison for fucking sexual, sexually molesting a chick, little girl is what they had said because she fucking wanted it and you know she had a fucking fake ID and everything and he he got fucking set up, so… And I told him, when he's like, man, I'll be afraid man. And I was like, well, if you're a fucking registered sex offender, I see you touch a little kid in front of me, dude. I'm gonna fucking knock your ass out. Okay, man. And he hasn't ever done it since. Yeah. Speaking of kids, this brings me to my next point. There are a couple schools in the United States of America. And that's pretty obvious, but sometimes when you go to school, you can't afford… As a kid, when you can't afford to pay for your school lunches, it sucks. But it's even worse when the schools are making you put a stamp on your hand that says I need lunch money and adding a smiley face to that stamp. You know what I'm saying? Literally I saw this story on the young Turks. There's a couple schools in this miserable country of ours that these kids they can't afford to pay for their school lunches so quite often the lunch ladies or the lunch people I should say will stamp the kid and they'll have a smiling face on it that says I need lunch money they'll do that or they'll make the kids wash trays and tables for their food or worst case scenario they'll throw they'll throw the kids lunch away right in front of them that's messed up okay it's bad enough that school lunches suck okay and it's bad enough that kids are just the absolute worst man kids are total okay kids are shith heads to each other okay and kids are told okay kids are shitheads to each other okay and kids get bullied for every little thing that other kids don't see as normal and you got some kid who's two who's fucking whose parents are broke and they can't afford it to give their kid a school lunch oh trust and mother fucking believe. That just leaves that kid open up for a whole lot of bullying. And there's a lot of fucking bullies in schools nowadays, man. And I remember when I was in high school, after I was fucking diagnosed with Grandma seizure disorder with epilepsy, fucking, I went to school one day and had a fucking seizure at school. And all these other kids started, oh hey look it's the four-odd worm. I was going to say it. Fucking four-odd worm because they seen me have a fucking seizure. The moral to the story is maybe that the schools should get funded by the government and these kids should be able to have free meals because they are there to learn. Right? They are there to do what the government wants them to do. I remember when I went to school. So maybe the government should pay for those children's lunches. Can I add to that? Yes, you may. Okay. that? Yes, you may. Okay, if the government can afford to waste money on senseless wars and senseless bombings, why the fuck can they afford to not give their own children of their own god damn country that they're supposed to be governing free food? Okay, here's the thing, Slick. If a kid has a huge test after lunch or if they have gym class after lunch you can't expect them to fucking focus if they ain't got the energy to do it. Okay maybe you add a 4% increase in tax on everything sold in the United States and you take the money from that tax and you fund it towards our schools so our children whether they're rich or doesn't matter. Every child should be entitled to free lunch at school. And every child should not only be entitled to free lunch at school, but actually have options that are not only healthy and nutritious, but also tasty. Right. Well, yeah. More protein. Exactly. And another thing, take the fucking hormones out of our children's milk. This is ridiculous. Girls hormones? Yeah. For real, like children are entering puberty way too early and that's not healthy for them at all. Hell no one. Not because they got, especially for chicks, like when you're a chick and you hit puberty early, maybe when you're a dude in that chicks class, you're like, oh, pooves, but at the same time, okay, from that chicks perspective, you got a bunch of older dudes hitting on her and shit and that's just not okay. That involves time, right. and at the same time, it's like, you know, children who enter puberty early that actually has some health risks associated to it. They could stunt the child's growth, among other things. You can make their stuff not develop properly? You know they say that people are starving in other countries. Yeah. Well, you know, there are kids that go without food at school because they can afford to pay for it. Right. Which I think the school should provide. I remember when I was going to school as a kid, I didn't have to pay for a lunch because they had reduced hot lunch. Yeah. And I could just walk in there and fucking… Okay, lunch time comes. Going to the cafeteria. Get me a fucking train. Boom. There we go. I remember reduced hot lunch. And fucking nowadays, fucking… They don't have any. Exactly. It's like, what in the fuck, dude? expect your students to be at their learning best. You can't expect students to be able to focus in school when they have an empty fucking stomach. You know, they got, you know, some fucking test ahead of them and they can't focus on the answer to problems C and D if their stomach is empty. For example, a truck doesn't run on air. Why should children? Yeah, right. Yeah, pretty much. You know, like, our government can afford… There are future generations. They deserve to have… Yeah, this is the future of our fucking country here, and you can't even fucking feed them? Come on! You know, our government can afford to waste millions upon millions of dollars on a useless marijuana prohibition, make taxpayers fucking pay for it. Our government can afford to bomb the fuck out of the country, start wars with people, but they can't afford to fix the lead problem in Flint Michigan they can't afford to fucking you know feed our children like this is ridiculous right and I I can't change anything about it you two the only thing I can do was bitch about it well maybe I should look we have as fucking president yeah no shit maybe I should start a program that's called The Feed the Children Program and help the schools out. You know, and it would not be going to the schools. It would be a fun for the children for their lunches. Hell yeah. Why? Because I believe in America.. America should be great again. Like Donald Trump says, make a group, yeah. Donald Trump, you sit here, Mr. Oh, make America great again. How the fuck is America great when fucking students can't afford to eat food? Okay, and then on top of not being able to eat food, they can't focus in school because they miss lunch. And on top of that, they get bullied for being the poor kid because of it. It's just- Right. Get bullied for fucking stupid fucking bullshit. You know, and it's like, come on, man. The bullying needs to stop in schools and it needs to stop on YouTube. It needs to stop on Facebook, everyone. Well, it doesn't matter. The main source is it needs to stop in school because the kids nowadays that are getting bullied at school don't like to associate with a whole lot of people. And sometimes they turn into murders. Yes. Which is not good. No. If you're being bullied in school, then my task suggests talking to an adult you trust and letting them deal with it and if you've dealt with the situation before if you've dealt with the situation before and talking to the adults doesn't do shit then and if you've gone and dealt with the bullies for months on end then you beat the shit out of them. right and you might get suspended for violence on campus and they might look at you and be like, well we don't tolerate violence on school grounds. You can look at them and be like, yeah, just like you don't tolerate bullying either. And you let the bully harass me for months on end. So there you go. I was bullied in school. So was I, dude. When I was in fucking… And I think it's quite bullcraft, especially for the Kalamless Zoo schools. I'm talking about Michigan here, Kalamuz School's. They pushed me right through school. Boles always picked on me, and one day I just stood up, and I says, look, if the principal ain't gonna do anything about it, I'm going to. Right. I'm tired of your bullshit. That's how it was when I was going to school in New Orleans Louisiana. Well the thing if it is to every school has this so-called assembly they pull their students out of class welcome to high school or junior higher grade school what the fuck ever. You're supposed to be learning. Yeah you have the right and they say this every time you have the right to a harassment free education if you're being bullied or harassed by another student ignore it walk away and come to a teacher you trust I mean if it's a fun assembly like a laser late show then all names or the assemblies where you can fucking walking something that's educational to the child. Yeah. Like the dare program for example. Fuck the dare program man. That's just drugs are really entertaining. Yeah! See, when I was in New Orleans and I was being bullied, I went to the fucking principal because a bunch of the kids were fucking always bullying me and shit, taking wet toilet paper, throwing it at me because I wore glasses. So, you know, I went to the principal and I was like, hey I'm being bullied by these kids and the principal's like, okay, well we'll take care of it. Motherfug never took care of it. Then there was one time that fuckingine-f I went to fucking, I went to junior high in New Orleans, Louisiana fucking the older kids fucking were spitting luggies at me and fucking stuffing me in lockers and and shit like that, you know, yeah, and And, fuck dude, when we moved when I moved back down here to Wyoming and I was diagnosed with my epilepsy I had a fucking seizure at school and all the other kids started calling me fucking oh the for a funky worm hey are you gonna do a wiggle wiggle today and you know somebody did something similar to that sometimes it kind of got at first when they first started doing it it got on my my nerves but then other than that fuck didn't like now to this day But there's mother fuckers out there. He'll call me. Oh the fucking the funky fish the fucking the four-eyed epileptic the fucking the four-eyed funky worm, but stupid shit like that last time somebody did something like that to me. I gave my sworli Now I can understand if you're in a large school and you have like 2,000 students versus like 20 staff members including a principal. It's not your job to babysit children, I get that. But at the same time, at the same fucking time, at the same fucking time. If you're telling your students that you can come to an adult they trust to deal with the problem, then you better Fuckin' fix it. Otherwise, don't fucking say shit about come through an adult you trust. Because if you say things like, oh, come to a teacher you trust and we'll deal with it. But then you don't deal with it. Okay? If you don't deal with it, then don't say shit like that. Right. And there was there was one time when I kept getting bullied in school. I took matters in my own hands and I got into a fight with this kid and I knocked him out, knocked him out, knocked a few of his teeth out, and got a few of his teeth out, and got a few of his teeth out, and got expelled and got expelled. And my like, well that's a fucked up reason to expel my son. My son brought it to you and you guys didn't do nothing about it. Yeah. And that's a fucking bullshit fucking reason. And so why not defend yourself? Exactly. And my mom's like good job, son. You fucking took care of that bully to school, but being fucking. Right right yeah, which people have a right to do in this and kids nowadays be it by being not only being bullied at school But being bullied online too bullied online. Yeah, home because they can have fucking Say they have a single mother, but she's got a dude right yeah, a boyfriend. They can not only be bullied by their mom's boyfriend, but being bullied by other motherfuckers and that just makes them want to cower in a cower in a corner and you know not talk to anybody or anything they become murderers end up in fucking prison fucking do all sorry I for you he's all like fan in that yeah but fan in the other way like you got a lighter no I got one oh yeah I don't do smell oh hey yeah well I want to end the video real quick to start, share that with you. It's King Cobra, it's Cotton Mouth, A.K. A. Mr. Goughton. And, uh, Buddy Alex, Thanks for watching tubes, catch you all later. Peace!