Original Video: Responce vid

Really, youtopers, so check this out when I went to the bar and lost my wand in my pipe. I was quite Disgusted so I'm piped my wand and I couldn't get it back But I found the tobacco pipe that I lost sitting in my apartment. It could have very easily fallen out of my pocket when I Came home that night, which is good because the tobacco pipe meant more to me than the wand. The wand was easily replaced by this one right here. But Home Boy Scottie had a couple of pipes sent to him by a fan of ours from YouTube, and he gave me one as a gift and this is the pipe he gave me and when I found it I was like fuck yeah dude now we're talking that's most definitely what's up. Now Ham Pow has made a video response entitled Ham Pow was bitten by King Cobra, exclamation points. Now what do I have in my drink right here? Well, I'll grab the bottle real quick. last of some smeared off I've been drinking just a little bit already so well no duh it's kind of obvious but we got some smeared off vodka make sure all that's poured out of there and we're gonna mix it with some monster I call this drink combination Cobra's bite. This is delicious. This is my last drink for the evening. You don't need to drink a whole lot. You know, you drink a little bit and be just fine. All right. So this is going in the fridge for later. This is going in the trash, Cobra's bite. It's… All right. As the name implies, Cobra's bite. It's definitely got a nice little bite to it. And when you see the vodka, the smeared off vodka mixed with the monster, it does kind of look like Cobra venom, so… Cool. I suppose a lot of people are wanting me to make a response video to HEMPOW's so-called video. But I looked at it and it's like 26 minutes long. Which seems a bit excessive. So I'll hear them out for a little bit, kind of pause and intervene in between. It's typical video response kind of thing. Yeah. I've been bitten by the cobra but the poison went through my blood so it's a bite back. You guys know that Hamel and the Gothic King Cobra are kind of related. Yes, we are kind of related but we have some of our differences. So, what do you think? Okay, Ham-How, you made a video. Yeah, that's us talking about, about I made a video. I thought he would get my metaphors. It's like we do relate. Let me tell you how we relate. He claims that we're nothing alike. We are not even related. But we are, let me tell you. like we're not even related but we are we are let me tell you we both have the same type of disability maybe like um same amount of autism and okay let me tell you something hand-pout just because two people share the same disorder doesn't mean they're the exact same you know know, this is exactly the problem with society. If you have autism, people categorize you as all the same. And you claim to have autism, yet you're doing the one thing that's like a literal slap in the face. To somebody who has it. I could have Aspergers, the person next to me can have Asperger's. I like cobras. That doesn't necessarily mean, you know what I'm saying, that the next person who has the same disorder is going to be just like me. Each autistic is different. So right off the bat this whole, you and me are related. You make it sound like we're distantly related when we're not. You know, if you're trying to say you and me can relate, I feel that, you know, I mean, growing up with autism is not easy, but… but I can't believe I was stuck here making the stupid response video but cedra and we were not very popular in school and we were all picked on one you know what I wasn't necessarily popular in school and we were all picked on one you know what I was necessarily popular in school, but everybody knew who I was. I got picked on two. So fucking what? So, fucking what? You know. But here we go. Video. That's in our lifetime. And that's how we related. But he takes it like, we're like brother and brother. No. That's not how I took it. That's how you phrased it, bud. You know, if your metaphor supposedly was, oh, I can relate. Okay, cool. Now why didn't you say it like that? I mean, we all say things we don't mean to say it happens it's part of being human but you literally made it sound like like you're saying it right now so and now you're throwing a huge fit because I made a response video that's the thing of it is people make these videos about me talking all this shit and then they get pissed off when I retort. So like well if you don't like it then you shouldn't have started. Uh, but that's just my opinion. No, no. And the rest of that little part of the video talks about how you apologize for not recognizing me. I accept that apology. That's understandable. You know, I'm a guy that pulled a realist of things. I'll… Thank you for accepting my apology. I appreciate that. You know, when you have almost 8,000 subscribers on YouTube such as I do you're starting to get more recognition and you start to meet a whole bunch of people and like I said it can be hard to keep track of faces and names. You know because it just seems to happen almost overnight, but not quite overnight, you know. A couple of months, depending on how well your videos are trending, you know what I'm saying. But… I would like to put this in clarity. Number one, I am not a damn troll. Never said you were, dude. But to be fair, I get trolled a lot on YouTube, just as I'm sure you do. So, when someone's making a video talking all this shit, my first response is to attack them as if they are a troll. Uh? You want me to be real about it right now? People who have autism are extremely blunt to the point where it hurts. Okay, that's just one of the things that people with autism do. So don't act like it makes you special. That's me being real with it. ha ha ha. I'm 100% real. This is when it gets really interesting, when we talk about the autism wall. How do you know that autism wall? Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I do not hide behind my fucking autism. I get so tired of that cliche. But you're so tired, take a nap. Hence. If you're so but hurt and defensive. Stop treating me like a dog. I'm not your puppy. I never claimed you were. I never said you were a troll. You know, this feels like the stupidest argument to have on YouTube to be brutally honest. But… You're a little puppy dog boy. Who do you think you is talking to me like that? I would say the same thing about you who do you think you is talking to me like that? Dude, you've only got like 2,000 plus subscribers. I've almost got 8,000 you really want to talk some realism? What the fuck you're talking me like that for I'm not your dog. I don't way on the floor. No, I'm a human being just like you. Yeah, we're all human beings, we're all struggling, we're all trying to make it exist in the shitty world, so what's your point? And then he goes on and on and on about lecturing me, about his autism and that he's not hiding behind it and etc. What do you call it then? I mean he did a good job explaining to himself or to me in this video that clearly he's saying he doesn't hide behind the autism wall which for my opinion it clearly it is. Which for my opinion it clearly it is Let me ask you something ham-pow How does it feel to be called a retard because people assume that just because you're autistic you're automatically? de-de-de-de- You hate that don't you? Boils your skin, doesn't it? In fact in your last fucking video? You sat there and complained oh I left these people so and so and such and such because I'm tired of them assuming I'm a retard I'm not a retard well when you sit here and say that I hide behind my autism that's no better than the assholes calling you a retard because you're autistic, in my opinion. You want me to be brutally honest about it. So, when I take offense to it, I would think you'd understand my metaphor, man. You know? Assuming that just because someone has autism that they're hiding behind it, that's no different than calling a gay person a faggy. Really, it's just a slap in the fucking face. You know, and this video is how long? 26 minutes and 21 seconds. Oh, joy. You know, but he does a good job of explaining what he meant by it and etc. And if anything, I'm trying to make him feel guilty about bullying. So maybe, maybe they'll stop, you know, because I'm tired of online bullying. Boles are going to be bullies, you know. Bullet? Preaching to the fucking choir, dude. These are everywhere. Bullies could come in all shapes and sizes. I had a bully recently that was shaped as a square. You're on a bully that was shaped, okay, whatever, dude. Should I give a shit? What these bullies say? Oh, believe me, thank you for your concern Mr. Ham Powell. I'm definitely not concerned about what bullies think of me. Trust in belief. Okay, if you can relate to me, I was bullied in high school just like you were. I get bullied on YouTube all the time. If I let it stop me from being me, do you think I would still be making videos playing guitar, dressing goth, being myself, you know? It's a quote from Black Friday who is a very attractive and very awesome goth youtuber who happens to be female. And you know, at the end of most of her videos she says stay spooky and be nice to one another and That's as real as it gets dude. That's off topic, but You know This whole bullshit of oh, well your email. I can't get along with you. Dude. so fucking stupid this whole battle this whole video response BS between me and you is fucking stupid you know this is like the stupidest fucking argument you could ever have on YouTube excuse me you know in reality of this fuck it. If some, bullies are gonna continue being bullies. And there's absolutely nothing you could do to make them feel bad, because you gotta remember and then. Mm-hmm. I disagree with you on that. I've gotten some of my bullies to back the fuck off. Some of them are a bit more resistant, but eventually they'll learn you can't fuck with me. Dude, I make fun of my autism all the fucking time. Every time I fart, I say, oh, it smells like aspergers or somebody rips some Aspergers, you know. I mean, think about it. Life is deliciously ironic. It's cruel in its own special way. Let's take a social disorder that makes you awkward with people. Let's call it Aspergers. It's a silly sounding name. Aspergers, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, you know what I'm saying? Silly sounding name, Aspergers, ha ha ha ha ha, you know what I'm saying? That's life dude. You're sitting, you're trying to preach me shit to me, this shit that I already know. I may be a little bit tipsy off of alcohol, but dude, come on. You're telling me shit I already know. I'm 27 years old, I'm almost 30, okay? You look like you're a lot younger than me. Respect your elders. This, this world is a cruel world. No shit! This world is a cruel world. Yeah, well no fucking shit. You are preaching to the fucking choir, dude. I seen this story on CNN. This couple survives the Las Vegas shooting. Only to die in a car crash two weeks later. You want to talk to me about how cruel this fucking world is? I don't want to hear to me about how cruel this fucking world is? I don't even, I don't want to fucking hear it, dude. I don't want to fucking hear it. Okay? You have no room to complain. You don't see me complaining, you know? And ever since I've seen that story on CNN, I've been trying to complain less and less about being single and just appreciate what I have in life, you know?. less about being single and just appreciate what I have in life you know because yeah it's farked dude life is completely farched sometimes but and they don't give a shit look at other foreign countries they look at foreign countries he says this argument cut people's hands off they do like all sorts of shit but bullying a guy with autism, that's a very small portion of how cruel this world is. No fucking shit. No fucking shit. You want to talk about cruelty? Okay? Women in the Middle East are treated like dog shit. It's 108 plus degrees outside and you're forced to wear a god damn camping tent. If you show any ankle, heaven forbid, you've got rocks chucked at you, you're beheaded in front of a bunch of people. So don't fucking sit here with your privileged wide-ass, you know, and talk to me about fucking third world issues like, fuck off, dude. You know what I'm saying? I acknowledge the fact that I'm poor, but do you see me complaining about it? No. If anything, I've complained more about being single than I have about being poor. So, that being said, that being fucking said. You know, real shit, real talk. And you saying you're trying to make them feel sorry. No, you're just egging them on. I'm just egging them on. Well, how do you know I'm not egging them on on purpose? How do you know? I'm not egging these trolls on on purpose so that I get more exposure to me? How do you know that I'm not a bigger troll than all the other trolls that troll me? That's in the next level shit bud. You know you want to make these crassed assumptions like, Oh, you overreact!, you don to make these crass assumptions like, oh you overreact, you're, do, no, no, no, no. I've got that monster that I have sitting in the fridge, I'll be right back. Do a can crush for all my awesome subscribers. Thanks for tuning into the Madness. I like jokes on you. It's like I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I think and live my life. Do you think I would still be… I'd still be playing guitar? Do you think… I'd still be making videos, making wands. The answer is, fuck no! Jokes on you, I have a legit Etsy business. Jokes on you, I'm getting better at guitar. Jokes on you, I'm almost at 8,000 subscribers. This fucking guy. I made a laugh at him. I was like… Oh believe me, I'm laughing at my trolls just as hard as you're laughing at yours. Let me join. What were you saying like, like, to the reason today? I had people to call me a retardant engine. I was like I'm retarded right what could I what also that you know about me what else I'm dying then they call me like I'm a fuck boy nerd I've heard all those words before do you think of something else to say next? And I'd rather be bullied on social media than being bullied in real life. You'd rather be bullied on social media than in real life. Dude, social media happens in real life. Get the fuck out of here with that stupid shit. Every time you post a video the next couple of minutes that people spend commenting on it, three people leave a positive comment but four people decide to bully you and be an asshole. That's real life dude. You want me to be real about it? All I'd really be bullied on social media than in real life. Social media can be real life and it depends on how much of it you put out there. I'm just saying it depends on how much of your real life you put on social media. You know you only want me to you you talk about being real how I'm so real yeah you you don't even fucking know dude. Because half of the bullies out the bullies out the bullies out there. You only want me to, you talk about being real, how I'm so real. Yeah, you don't even fucking know, dude. Because half of the bullies out there, that bully on social media, they're afraid to come out and bully someone in person. Nega have to hide. No shit. You are preaching to the fucking choir, dude. to the fucking choir dude. No fucking shit dude. Like really? Tell us how it really is. You think I don't know this dude? I know 98% of the bullies that bully me on YouTube are just chicken shits behind a keyboard talking shit. You know, like come on. Four minutes into this video and I'm just like, uh, what's your point? behind that screen, you know? Now back to the autism thing, when we were talking about getting high, I get high off of mine. You know, your fans know I get high off of my autism, you know, that's my little metaphor, my little… Whatever, I get high off of it. You know? Yeah, you get high off of it. Yeah, I don't know, whatever. Oh. He doesn't get. He doesn't get my jokes. He doesn't get my metaphor. Oh, I don't get your jokes. I don't get a little bit, no, no. Okay, treating somebody like they're stupid like they're stupid like they don't get your metaphors. Dude, who the fuck are you? You go off assuming that I don't get your metaphors? I get exactly what you're saying, but you get high off your autism. Hell yeah! I'm here having a stiff drink, I get what you're saying. You get high off your autism, right on. Good for you. I can't watch this dude, this is fucking pathetic. This dude's just talking out his ass burgers. You want a response video, I'll give you one. First of all, you try to categorize me and you as the same just because we both have the same disorder. You're no different than the assholes calling you a retard. Doesn't that piss you off when people call you a retard? But when you assume that me and you are the same just because we have the same disorder. We might have had similar experiences but we're two different people for one. And two, you want to sit there and say that I hide behind my autism? Dude, who the fuck are you? Who fucking made you the judge? Nobody. When you're sitting there saying we're the same just because we have the same disorder and sitting there saying that oh I relate to you yeah okay we do relate on some issues but we're two different people okay ignorance is blessed my friend and you sir or the Jesus Christ of ignorance. I couldn't even watch that entire video because I was just like, you know, no. I get where this guy is going with it. Oh. And I even offered him a chance to be civil about this. I said, hey man, if you want to be peaceful and supportive of each other's channels, help each other grow, support each other in the autistic community, I'm down. But if you want to be a little bitch and fucking, talk a bunch of shit, I can do that too, only I'm better at it. So, you know, that's the thing of it, man. People make these response videos to my videos, and then they get all butt hurt when I tear their ass hole, a new one. It's like well if you didn't like how I finished it maybe you shouldn't have fucking started. anyways thank you for watching my response video I'll catch you cool cobras over the next one.