Original Video: Responding to a hate video

What is up? YouTube? So I was not able to get the wands shipped out today due to technical difficulties with my dad's printer not wanting to print the wand labels but we got it figured out and I got the wands tubed up but by the time I got I got him tubed up it took a couple hours to do because of the technical difficulties but I got him tubed up and tomorrow took a couple hours to do because of the technical difficulties. But I got him tubed up. And tomorrow I'll be going to the post office to get them mailed off to you fine cobras. Thank you. To those of you who continue to purchase authentic cobra-craft wands, handmade real magic wands for a real affordable price. handmade real magic wands for a real affordable price. Now speaking of Cobra Wands, the phony Cobra has made this video making fun of my business. and it's so pathetic dude. Like you people have seen me make wands on social media countless times. They go from being sticks to holdable works of art. You know what I'm saying? that your favorite youtuber made. And I want to watch the video he made because this shit I bet she was going to be stupid and funny. Hold on. Uh, this is gonna be… Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Okay, okay. Right off the bat, you can see he definitely stole the Cobra from my logo that had an awesome fan designed for me. That's what's up. Right off the bat, he still in the logo that the fan designed for me and spelling Cobra and craft with a K. I think the K stands for kissing my ass because that's basically what he's doing with this video. Uh… The K and Cobra craft handmade wands… I mean that's the thing of it. And at the end of the day this has been free advertisement on my part. Garden not getting enough water? Have an annoying co-worker who deserves a balding spell! Well, your phony sky god prayers have been met at last. With Cobra Craft Wands, all of your wildest dark dreams can come true. Our handheld custom wands come in a variety of colors and sizes, with a fair price that cannot be beat. featuring a sleek paint job and a real leather grip. Our wands are of the highest possible quality. Unlike that phony Cobra who uses fake leather and waters down his paints our wands are guaranteed. Ah, that is great. That is too fucking funny. Now the leather, oh those are nice, hell yeah, three seconds sent me a picture of her leggings. That's what's up girl. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay, the leather I get is leather string which is made in India. They sell it at Walmart. Which is real leather and it makes it easier to wrap around the handles. Water base paints, okay, you see me make wands on YouTube how many times. Hold on, let's take a look at one of these spray paint cans. Huh. Here's what I'd use to make like say a green lawn for instance. Water based, huh?, you take the lid off. And even if you take the cap off, you still gotta take this thing out just to get water in there. And by the time you take the nozzle piece right here out, you basically fucked your entire can of spray paint. useless, you can't spray with it anymore. Water-based fake weather. can of spray paint useless you can't spray with it anymore water based fake weather oh man maximum top quality our wants are guaranteed to come pre-charged with god-like magic powers these are real wand wands people. That other guy is just selling painted sticks. What a ripoff! to me on Facebook and say, dude, I took your wand that you made for me to the casino and I won money off of it, bro. I get positive testimony all the time on my Etsy store saying your wand has wands sound amazing and way better than the twigs that phony Cobra is selling, they must cost a fortune. Wrong. These wands won't cost you $66. They won't cost you $444. That Faker is selling his wands for $24. Can you believe it? No. Cobra Craft Wands offer you the amazing price of just $23.99. Oh my god, this video made me laugh. Oh can you believe that Faker Cobra is selling his wants for $24? What a ripoff. I'm selling mine for $23.99. It's only one penny short. Here's your sign. Oh my god. This video made me laugh bro. Like, I was like, dude, this phony Cobra wishes you as cool as me. It's so pathetic. That's right. Not only do we have a better product, but it's cheaper too. Don't believe the hype. Well, just listen to these customer testimonials. And then here comes the awkward footage where he takes a bunch of random YouTubeers, silences the audio, and then dubs over it with cheap ass audio. It's fucking stupid. Yeah, I love my Cobra Craft custom handmade wand. I'm literally giving you a breakdown of this video and reacting to it on camera for y'all. This shit. I do all sorts of stuff with it. You know… You can scratch your bag with it. You can sit on it. whatever you want. Yeah, I like my Cobra Craft Wand. Each of our wands get shipped. The day that it sells. We won't keep you waiting unprotected in the dark for weeks like that other guy. Like that other guy. Like that other guy. Okay, to be fair, I like to have all my ones sold before I mail them out as a batch. However, if my first, if the batch I have has not completely sold out within a week and a half, then I will mail what I do have sold off. And earlier today, I got to my parents' house at a reasonable time to get the wands tubed up, and then my dad's printer was basically acting up. It was having issues connecting to my stepmom's computer, and my dad's busy working so he's not gonna You know, he's not gonna have time to just sit down and chchchch you know type on his computer. So I'm like okay. I used the other computer get him typed up. I literally had to retype the addresses three to four times and then copy and paste him onto a new program and it was a nightmare, dude. Getting the wands tubed up earlier was a complete effing nightmare. And by the time I got down with the wands being tubed up I was like, well shit, the post office is closed, that printer acting up really kind of… You know what I'm saying? But my wands get shipped down as soon as they're all ordered. If not, the ones that are paid for, you know what I'm saying? And that way everyone gets their one at the same time, you know what I'm saying? I don't want to make customers jealous. Well, how come they got their one first and I didn't? Well, okay, it's because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know.. And just for seeing that just for seeing that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being that being okay it's because blah blah blah blah you know and just for seeing that being a complaint I'm like nah dude and right off the bat you can see the phony Cobra spelled Cobra with the K and craft with the K and then stole the awesome wand logo that one of my fans made for me so buy an official cobra craft handmade wand today get yeah check out my store edsy.com slash shop slash cobra craft wands Guaranteed! Spelt with two C's. To not be covered in fecal matter. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh my god! Oh! This is the best part of the video. Okay, this guy took a still shot of me eating one of my greasy monstrosities of a paddy melt. You know how I do that sometimes YouTube when I cook a burger for YouTube and I'm all sitting there munching out on and on camera and then I get all this grease just dripping down my arm because the burger is that good. Yeah. This is a photo of me holding the remains of a burger in my hand and you can see the burger grease it's just coated both my hands on either side so it was a messy burger but usually my burgers I make I think are pretty good that's just my opinion a couple people have tried them and they're like yo this guy should open up a restaurant over here and I'm like no I don't have the patience to run a restaurant. I admire those who can do that because that takes serious dedication and, you know what I'm saying, covered in shit. The other thing that's covered in shit is this video. Oh my God, dude. covered in shit is this video. Oh my god dude. Cobra Craft, a better wand. Wow dude, that was so pathetic. Now my slogan is of course, Cobra Craft, handmade wands. Real magic wands are a real affordable price. When people start realizing, oh wait, you can use these for real magic. People are like, why aren't you charging more for your wands that they're capable of producing real magic? Because I'm like, you know what? People should be able to improve their lives at a reasonable price. And right after he gets me shit for selling him for $24, he sells them for one penny less. And even with shipping, it's still going to be over $24. Oh my god. I got it figured out on the shipping, so that way it's not ridiculous when I go to Wisdom. I don't even list it as a pound or a listed as one ounce or less. That way it's only like a minimum like two dollar shipping fee You know there's no accurate way to the type in The exact way to each package, you know what I'm saying? It's it's kind of frustrating, but It's alright You know what I'm saying? and I was getting pretty ticked off at the printer. I'm just like, why? I started yelling at the printer and Sadie Dew was looking at me like, Whoa. And I didn't want to scare the new family dog, so I'm just like, come here Sadie, I'm not mad she sweetheart I gave her some petting but so let's decide the point let me grab some water So really, all I can say at this point, to the fake King Cobra, thank you for the free advertisement. Because it doesn't matter how you spell it, it still sounds the same as mine. You wish you were as cool as me, but you're a poor parody of me and it's quite pathetic. But it is getting closer to 10 o'clock so I can I, you know, bring the noise level. Duh. It's like one minute from 10, so… Man. I just had to make that video real quick because the first time I watched that phony Cobur's Cobra Craft Wands add, I could not stop laughing. It was that pathetic dude. just to get more drama started between me and Gothic D and it's so stupid like people saw when me and Gothic D were finding on on YouTube and they're like holy shit we created this drama fuck yeah let's let's keep adding field of the fire you know and it's like people need to get a life dude you know and it's like people need to get a life, dude. You know what I'm saying? Like if your sole goal in life is to pin people against each other to stir up drama and cause a bunch of shit to happen, then you are a disgusting human being in my eyes. And when you get hate like this on social media, I did fuck them, just laugh about it. Take it as the ultimate form of a compliment because they're trying so hard to be you. Maybe to somebody who doesn't believe in magic or the concept of wands, they're just a painted stick. But to somebody who watches my videos in magic, the concept of wands, they're just a painted stick. But to somebody who watches my videos, who believes in magic, who wants to do cost play, maybe they're a Harry Potter know, they're just like, oh, in the name of Jesus video, I was laughing so hard, dude. It was, you know what I'm saying? It was, it was, it was great. I was having kind of a rough day with that printer earlier, but then the evening got progressively better, and then I get home and The fake King Cobra could not suck my dick any harder if he wanted to, to be brutally honest. The fake King Cobra could not kiss my Aspergers any harder if he tried. He did put some effort into it, and I will say that. But when you can see the sandwich in my hand, and most people know that in videos like that where I'm eating a sandwich and I get greased just dripping down my arm you know I guess that's what you call a cheeseburger between like Texas toast. I call them cheeseburgers. Some people call them paddy melts. And, give me that's a burger, okay? You get nice thick Texas toast. You get a succulent juicy beef paddy, that's a burger. Okay, you get nice, thick, Texas toast. You get a succulent, juicy beef paddy, some good cheese. Oh. Now I got a burger recipe I want to try for, um, for YouTube, but, um, I only get my wand shipped out first and get some lawn supplies before I do anything. And I just need another can of red spray paint and some sandpaper. Double check all my color levels. You know what I'm saying? Make sure that my supplies are stocked up. But yeah, if you're seeing that video, don't believe that phoneie cobra's crap. Just laugh at it, dude. That's pretty funny, Snails, good job. Ha ha ha ha ha. Because think about it. Like, I know for a fact it snails a lot of the old discord gang got together and they're like let's create a fake enemy to control Josh to create more publicity for him. I'm like so their heart was in the right place, but… instead of just telling other people, hey, you got to check out this guy's the shit. So their heart was in the right place, but Instead of just telling other people hey you got check out this guy's channel this guy's the shit You create this this fake persona making fun of me it's Uh, and I take the parody as a compliment to be honest because fake King Cobra wishes he could be as cool as me There's only one oh g up in this bitch. Oh There's never going to be another Gothic King Cobra strangely it. I'm not the only person getting bullied on Fucking social media man bullying on social media has gotten way out of hand. It's worse than it is in schools You think bullying in schools is bad? Oh If we could just eradicate bullying from schools, and so that was only left on social media. It wouldn't be perfect but it'd be a much better place. You know what I'm saying? It's a lot hard to control bullying on social media. You know what I'm saying? I have a younger sibling who just refuses to go on social media because of all the negativity. And she's only 13 and she's already made this, you know, profound statement of I avoid social media because of all the negativity and I'm like, yeah, this kid thank you for watching. And this is the kind of crap I put up with on social media. It is what it is, but what are you going to do, right?