Original Video: review

Two cool couples with another video! Just got done doing a live stream, creating some sick new merchandise. The Black Flame Green Smoke T-shirt is now available on T-spring. You don't have to buy it, but appreciate you checking it out. But check this out. We got some squid jerky. just as far as that sweet care pack if that I got just the other day. Now I'm going to try a small piece of it on camera just to see how it tastes and then we're going to save the bigger portion of it for a bacon cheeseburger. Tell you what? I'm going to grab our trusty Smith & Weston-Wesson blade to open her up. Oh, snap. There we go. Peel it open here. like fish. Although I reckon it smells a lot better than that's just strumming. Dude that's just strumming was for it. Just for it. So here we go. Let's try a pipe. Little bit. This looks in pipe tobacco in it after we tries to say on this here,. Saltie, sweet. It's kind of the hints of fishiness to it. Ooh. Spicy. We had two big ass chunks to put on the burger too for later. At this point you see me cook the burger so many times that I'm just gonna pre- cook the burger ingredients and then we'll get the stack in it and freaking yeah. That's actually not bad Joe. Got a little bit of a spicy kick to it. Hm. Interesting. So what do you guys think you two? Have you ever tried squid jerky? Or calamari, jerky as I would call it? It's not too shabby. I did warn you in the last burger video that the burgers were going to start getting weirder and weirder. in the last burger video that the burgers were going to start getting weirder and weirder. We have some kind of chip we could put on top of it to make it crunchy and interesting just taking ingredients for that care package that I got and you know going crazy with the cooking video. Yeah buddy. Ewe. I'm currently out of pipe tobacco at the moment. I do have my hooka which works, but it's a bitch to get started just because you know. Some coals are picky when it comes to getting started just because, you know. Some coals are picky when it comes to getting them started it just depends on the you know okay so only fans denied my um freaking access or whatever my freaking……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Frickin. Monsells on it. So, I'm trying to figure out how to do this, because this is ridiculous. Um, see, do I have any notification? under account settings. Um… um… for the IDs because I guess according to the only fans website they were too blurry so your account was denied access basically access from from posting content and I'm like well I kind of would like to post content for my of age fan girls so and if other people want to look at that shit and I'm like well I kind of would like to post contact for my of age fan girls. So, and if other people want to look at that shit, that's totally on them, dude. Just warning you right now. You know. I've seen the quiet. I seem to cause quite a stir with a holster of mine, eh? Your Account has been rejected. Hi, okay, so this is what I called my Only Fans. Hi, Gothic King Cobra JFS. We're sorry to inform you that your account on Only Fans.com has been rejected by our compliance team for the following reason. Poor Quality Photos System Era Unclear. compliance team for the following reason. Poor quality photo system error unclear. We will request a better copy. More info. So eventually they're going to request a better copy and I don't know when the fuck they're gonna send that. I'm trying to fuck with the crackers hustle. Ridiculous. They can't stop this sexiness. So I literally took the time to upload and take two photos on my phone. So that way it'd be a lot more clearer. So that way it'd be a lot more clearer. So you are. I'm going to take this off of your airplane mode for the moment. Although to be honest it's Friday, so I might bust out the hooga that smokes some of that delicious chocolate menthol flavor flavor tobacco called after nine. Satojuka, smoke some of that delicious chocolate menthol flavor, hookah tobacco, called After Nine. It's a French company that makes, um, oh it's so good. Not trying to clamorize smoking or nothing, but… So I guess I can't until they… until they allow me to send more copies. That's so dumb dude. But I get it dude. Only fans is really not an appropriate website for the most part so I get why. There ain't all about the ID checks. It's just like buying tobacco or alcohol online. You definitely don't want minors accessing those things, so I get it. Good things come to those who wait patiently I suppose. work with Landfill Phil Phil from Cannabis Corps, he's working on a side project. He actually sent me a finished song. He's asked me if I could do vocals for this entire album that he's working on. I said, yeah I'd be happy to man, thanks to giving me a shot, appreciate it. And I did play it out loud for Discord to hear, but but that's it on the Rock Club Nation. And people were digging it, dude. They were like, what? That's you, no way. What I did was I took the lyrics and I sang them in garage band like I was asked to. He wanted a more metal-esque cradle-of-filled vibe to it. So I was like, yeah yeah I can do that and I would put spaces in between the clips on the vocals to make it easier for him to edit and he remastered the vocals made him sound crisp and clean took out any unnecessary background noise and then he master tracked it to the the guitar and stuff that he did. YouTube I would play it for you but but I'm teaching you with it now. Tell you what, Because I was gonna kick out, bro. Fuck you out. This is a cool look at staff. I just got done paging it. The bottom of it here it glows in the dark. There's just a bunch of different colors bleeding into each other. If I was holding on that C I'd have to charge a hundred bucks because shipping stamps cost a lot more. You know when people talk shit you just kind of learn to ignore it YouTube that's your are talking shit in real life. I'm just like Yeah I can talk shit, too I don't smoke the hooka too often but… Why the fuck not? A little bit of a cold left, sweet. Now who could tobacco gets rather messy? So again, thank you to the fans who send the care packages, I appreciate it. You don't have to, but it gives me something that inbox on camera, you know, and fans like watching that. That's most definitely what's up. I guess you can applaud this bitch. There we go. Beautiful. Be beautiful. I hope it smells great. I don't care it will be. Ladies and gentlemen, we have after nine. Uh, Huka Tobacco will last me a long time. It's very expensive. I get it at the Ash Premium Cigar Store. And, um, I bought this back when they were still at their old location, believe it or not. Also, if you'd like to get some tactical soap, the affiliate link description box below. With coupon code, King Cobra, you can get 10% off your next order. And what about an additional 25%? They might be having a flash sale. Go check it out. Smell like a man. This tobacco smells good. This is a black mamba hoo-go. I mean, come on. All right, so what I want to do is I want to pack a little bit of fresh hoo-hoo-tobacco on the bottom and then the dry stuff on top. And then get a coal started and see if we can't… I have one such a little Friday night hoo-sash. This hoo-hoo is a black mamba hooka. I mean, come on. Yeah, buddy. You look at that moisture dude, all the flavoring from the nicotine. Good gracious dude. Ooh, that's juicy good! Mmm. Mmm. And they sell like bigger cases of it, but they're expensive. So I don't smoke the hoo-go too often every once in a while, you know. Because one hour of hoo-kis smoking is like equal to 100 cigarettes. I shit you not. So this is like a rare treat for me I occasionally busted out. All the being is I'm out of cigarettes myself. It seems oddly fitting. I'll put that dryer stuff on top. It's the same tobacco that I loaded in there, but… put some fresh stuff on the bottom, put the old stuff on top that might help it ignite better. Let's see if we can wipe this bitch. I may end up just getting a new coal because, yeah, I don't know if this is white or not. We'll give it to really smoky even though it smells good. Even though it smells good. So yeah, as far as the only fans bullshit goes, it is what it is, dude. Um, that's life. You know, I get why they do it, like I said, I'm just sir, we, we got the hooka set up. Look at all that stuff is sticky. Too good tobacco is very sticky, so I mean, we load that chicken there, I tell you. It's juicy good. Only thing the coast eating were as juicy, as probably be out of the hot, yeah. Which honestly I wish stokers could continue up without a lot of death and tobacco back in it but but Copenhagen and scull over having to stink about that. Which makes me laugh because you got Copenhagen whiskey which is really good chew. but………… which makes me laugh because you got Copenhagen whiskey which is really good chew. But… All these major companies can make flavored chews. So if someone else starts, tries to do it. I want to sit there for a second on a hot stove coil and let it warm up a bit. It won't take too long to catch so you gotta be careful with that. You know, I have a lot of my YouTube Trolls talk shit about the hookah. But my buddy Jeremy Rogers, it's just… his wife just gave birth to a kid, so he needed the money, you know. And he's like, well, if there's anyone I would trust with my hookah, it'd be you. I paid him fair competition prices considering how old it was at the time and yeah. Uh oh, hold on. Hookers are a bitch and a half so it started sometimes. And that's also due to the fact that, um… Depends on the coals you get too. Sometimes the coals are more difficult. Bichfarts, man. Bichfarts. Bichfarts, man. Bichfarts. Kind of remind you of the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland doesn't it? Who? Oh, you. Comment below which one is your favorite Caterpillar of the cartoon Disney version or the Alan Rickman version. You gotta get the cold like red fucking hot and then sticking on the tobacco on top before it catches. I could get a camping torch for it, but that just seems excessive. Be excessive. Those of you who have smoked cookah, you know, what's up? Those of you who have smoked cookah, you know what's up? They can be a pain, you have to see what's going. Let's try this again, slick. Let's try this again, slick. If at first you don't succeed try again. YouTube There we go Yo for 21 and up. I'm 29 so… You know it's kind of a bitch to get started to get a couple of decent hits in there and you're definitely feeling nicotine. Well, you know, you too, that's life. I'm a… You know, YouTube, that's life, as far as the only fan of bullshit knows. So, they can do it whenever they want to do it. I'm in no rush. Whenever the fuck they feel like sending me another email saying, hey, please send us another copy of your ID. Could not tell blah blah blah. I'm like, alright, whatever, you're in no rush. I'll get the cooking video and get some pre-cooked on because you've seen me toast the bond, the burger, the bacon, etc. We'll get to stacking it, microwaving and eating it. Yeah. I'll tell you what seasonings I used, if I used in any. I'm not sure that was squid jerky man, it's not. I'll tell you what seasonings I used, if I used any. Simple off. Anyways, YouTube, I'll catch you on the next cooking video. Thank you for watching me review the beef jerky. Beef, you mean squid? Nah. Actually not serious, but squid jerky man. That's nuts…. Actually, no, seriously, that was squid jerky, man. That's nuts. Weird cuisines. Some of you might think that's weird, but other cultures, that's normal. You know, if you're gonna stick your nose up at it because it sounds gross, then you're just gonna miss out on tasty food.