Original Video: Rip Hugh Hefner

What's up YouTube? So I figure I go from doing a live video to a more personal video on my phone like I normally do. Right now, I want to say rest in peace, Hugh Hefner passed away at the age of 91. Hugh Hefner was 91 years old when he passed away. This dude lived a long fucking life and he saw so much, dude, so much. We're smoking a nice fat bowl of pipe tobacco for Hugh, of course. Oh yeah, that's good pipe. Check this out YouTube. Look what I have here. Exhibit, exhibit A. Oh yes, Playboy Natural. There's this one and there this one. These are the only two Playboy magazines I own, but what makes these so special is that I can't show you the inside of the magazine. I cannot show you the insides of these magazines on YouTube. But what I can tell you is that these are original new Playboy magazines. But what I can tell you is that these are original new Playboy magazines. Why does that matter? I'll gently set these down over here for a second. Just right there, just like that. All right. Well, because a couple months back or so, the head executive of a Playboy, who as it turns out, isn't Hugh Hefner anymore, even before he passed away like, the new head executive a playboy of a playboy who as it turns out isn't Hugh Hefner anymore even before he passed away like the new head executive a playboy was like okay so how are we supposed to compete with online porn we're no longer gonna feature nude models in our magazine to try to appeal to a wider audience. I can get that but at the same time it's like it kind of feels like they sold out on what they originally started on you know what I'm saying? Like I understand why the new head executive did it because he does make a fair point. Why would anybody in these modern times pay for a magazine with a naked-chick in it when they could scour the in it when they could scour the internet? You know, they could even be specific. Like if they're in the blondes for instance, they can be like hot nude blonde ship with big tits. Google search that shit. Boom, you got images out the ass, dude. So I can understand why the new head executive was like that, but at the same time like like I said it feels like the new head executive basically fucking sold out on what Playboy was originally about. Now here's some history for you. Back in the day before Playboy was even a magazine our society was more sexually repressed than it is now. And Hugh Hefner basically said, okay, you know what? The female body can be sexy without it being pornographic, you know what I'm saying? He was basically saying, he was challenging the concept back in the day. Hugh Heffner was like, okay, I want to show the world that a woman can be sexy without it being sexual, you know what I'm saying? You get what I'm saying, you too, like that makes any sense. Like, Hugh Heffner is basically like, okay, like I said, he's like's he's like okay you know I'm saying I want to show the world that it's okay to have a natural lust for a woman's body and that you know I want to create a tasteful magazine that says okay here's some sexy ass naked naked women but it's tastefully done it's not raunchier over the top and here's some some interesting articles to peek your intellect for a minute, if you will. So it didn't just feature sexy as women. It also featured articles and stuff, you know. And then of course, women back in the day were like completely offended by Hugh Hefner's magazine when it first came out. They're like, oh how dare you? This this magazine is objectifying women. You're just a pervert. You're selling porn, you know. And women back in the day saying that shit compared to 95% of the crap that's on the the internet. You know? And on top of that you know, crap that's on the internet you know and on top of that you know it's like okay have you seen Hustler magazine same concept as Playboy but a bit more raunchy you know you know I'm saying YouTube like come on now you know you have there was one of those people that You know, from Jack shit and then boom you know a fucking die out at 91 years old like a fucking pimp like the biggest fucking pimp you ever did see you know I'm saying you too like straight up to go from having nothing to dying at 91 years a fucking legend like seriously Like seriously, back in the day, you know, when Playboy first came out, it was very controversial, you know, because society was, back then, was taught, anything naked is considered pornographic and unfortunately a society is a lot like this today that has a lot to do with its You know repressed sexualized bullshit, you know what I'm saying? that some people and it's very natural, you know if you walk into an art museum and You see a painting of a beautiful naked woman and the site of that beautiful woman and her exposed breasts gives you a bon of a beautiful naked woman and the sight of that beautiful woman and her exposed breasts gives you a boner that doesn't mean that that tasteful art is pornographic it means you're heterosexual and you have a natural loss for women there's nothing wrong with that's in society back then when Hugh Hefner was first starting Playboy, you know what I'm saying? Like if you would have shown people back in the day, chatterbates, females, the chatterbate female section, if you were showing people back in the day, online internet porn, they would have lost their shit. They would have been like, whoa, that's too much, you know, guarantee it. If you were to, if you were to showing somebody growing up in Hugh Hefner's time when he first came out with Playboy, if you were showing someone from that time era, if you were to showing someone from that time era, X videos, Euge, any porn site, doesn't matter which one. They would have been like, holy fuck, this shit's way worse than the magazine. They're like, they were, they're sincerely. People bitching about Playboy when it first came out, all these feminists and what have you. Okay, I wish I had a fucking time machine. So I could take some of these feminists forward in time. I'm like, oh, okay, you think Playboy is raunchy? Oh honey, you are in for a treat. Tied them down to a fucking chair. And be like, you're going to watch 10 hours of uncensored internet porn. And after that 10 hours, and after that fucking 10 hours, if you still say a playboy is more raunchy, then you're stupid. I mean, that's a bit drastic of an example, but you get what I'm saying, like, in a sense, you could say that playboy, it taught people to not repress their natural sexual urges. And it taught people that the woman body should be celebrated and not, you know, shunned in society because that's essentially what it was, YouTube, is playboy came about. You know if you want to see naked women you might get lucky walking home from a friend's house one night and then oh there's mrs so-and-so from down the street she just got out of the shower oh shit she got some nice titties and that's usually how you know that's or you go about what's called a peep show you pay like a couple a couple cents and you go into a movie theater and you know what I'm saying? Like seriously if you wanted to view anything that was considered sexual back in the day you had the the pornal theaters you had the black and white images and this and that you know what I'm saying and a lot of people you know a lot of people had troubles going to that, like going in, yes, but a lot of people would feel shame leaving those theaters because of how sexually repressed society was back then. You know, what I'm saying, YouTube. So a lot of people are like, you know, they were kind of, you know, what I'm saying, YouTube. So a lot of the people are like, you know, they were kind of, they tried to be, you know, they were shifty and shady as fuck leaving those theaters because they were like, dude, I don't want to, you know, if they were, if, especially if they were a well-known member of that community, you know, and you got some well-known member of community viewing smut material, you know, or what have, you, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you, you know, you, you, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you, you, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you, you know, you, you know, you, you, you, you know, you know, you know, you, you,, you, you know, you know, you know, and you got some well-known member of Community viewing schmutt material, you know, or what have you. You know, people would talk, people would talk like they do now. One thing that has never fucking changed, YouTube, people talk shit. That's one thing that has never fucking changed. From back in the day to when you havefner first started, Playboy to fucking today. Unfortunately, there are still going to be some women out there who are going to sit there and say that, you know, Playboy is pornographic, this and that, blah blah blah. There are still some people who think like that. And you can't help them see reason. You know, you can't smack them across the head repeatedly. You can't force them to watch internet porn as a comparison to sit there and say, really? You want to call a woman posing naturally by a poolside naked pornographic and raunchy, but come on now. You know what I'm saying? And I hate to be that guy, but a lot of women who bitch about Playboy are not attractive enough to be in that magazine, so they find some way to internalize that anger by complaining about the one thing they could never be. Oh, was that too much? No, it wasn't. And, you know, if you're not that kind of woman just because just because you're not in a modeling magazine That doesn't mean jack shit You know you have a use in society. You just have to fucking find it You know what I'm saying because when women attack other women in a magazine or anything like that and and claim it's for feminist reasons and this and that. A lot of it is just fucking jealousy bro like straight the fuck up. You know what I'm saying? just because society deems these women attractive physically, mentally and whatever you know some of these women whatever you know some of these women you know what I'm saying like that's that's kind of an unfair stereotype if you ask me that's like no different in saying oh every person who drinks alcohol is going to be violent and emotional you know what come on because you notice that's you know it's you know it's you know, like come on. Because you notice that whatever you bitch about something it only makes it more popular. You know what I'm saying? So all these women back in the day who were calling Hugh Hefner a sexist and a pig and this and that, They failed to realize that Hugh Hefner was for women's rights all along. Like straight the fuck up, that's real talk right there. And how do I know this? Because, oh, imagine that. I think, yeah, it was like a couple years before I passed away. I watched this documentary on YouTube about Hugh Hefner, and I was like, hell yeah. this documentary on YouTube about Hugh Hefner and I was like, hell yeah, you know, but that's the sucky part about getting old is we all gonna fucking die. And there's one thing I can take from Hugh Hefner's death, or Hugh Hefner's death. Enjoy life to the Max. I mean, I'm fighting off a cold that's practically almost gone. You know what I'm saying? And as an example of never giving up on your dreams. You know what I'm saying? And as an example of never giving up on your dreams, you know how many times I could imagine when Hugh Hefner was trying to get his Playboy magazine started. I imagine he got rejected a couple times. People thought the idea of featuring naked women in a magazine was lewd and crude and how dare you know, that was just a society back then you know these days it's really no different it's just more toned down you know desensitized by porn on the internet of course but there are those occasional motherfakers that will get offended by breastfeeding in public and you have to be a stupid stupid motherfucker to be offended by breastfeeding in public. Here's the thing, being a parent is not easy. You have a lot of shit to deal with. Now most mothers will prepump their breast milk, they'll have a couple bottles stored up, just in case, you know. But sometimes in your hectic life as a parent, you might run out of pre-pumped bottles. And you're stuck in a situation where, okay, you either listen to the kid crying their fucking eyes out or you whip out your fucking tit and feed them. And personally, you too, if I'm in a restaurant enjoying a meal with my family or by myself or with a date or what have you, or if I'm in the fucking grocery store, the last thing I want to listen to is some kid crying their fucking eye out, so do I think, do you think I give two shits? No. If a mother wants to discreetly wip out or fucking, no. If a mother wants to discreetly whip out her fucking boobs and feed her kid in public and you know what I'm saying, someone might see boob for like two seconds. Oh, heaven forbid, right? But then she puts the blanket on and everything's goochie, you know what I'm saying? Like, honestly, I tend to think people who get offended by breastfeeding, I sincerely tend to think that people who get offended by breastfeeding were never breastfeeding as children. Oh! I also tend to think that people who were never breastfeeding as children who grew up to be offended by breastfeeding are also people who are offended by breastfeeding are sexually repressed I can guarantee it's guaranteed fucking tea it and he happened his magazine playboy he took a sexually repressed society that was afraid to admit certain things and it's and he said hey hey it's okay to find women attractive and I want to do it in a tasteful manner and it's not just going to be naked women we're gonna have classy articles too about hot button issues and political stuff you know what I'm saying so you get more out of Playboy magazine than just a healthy boner you know know what I'm saying? I'm like, come on now. switching over to non-nude for their magazine. I seen the article and I was like, wait a minute, what? And then I read the article and the head executive who took over for Playboy, I guess, after some shit, whatever, you know, said, like I said, the person said, how can we compete with online porn? Okay, here's the thing, Slick. A lot of people don't want to view online porn because they don't want viruses and crap on their computers. So yeah, you might be able to go on the internet and look at free pictures of naked chicks, but free comes out of cost. And if your computer is not built to handle it, and you do that shit excessively, you're going to burn through computers like fucking cigarettes, dude. And so for a lot of people who are like, you know what? I just want to see some naked boobies and I don't want no bullshit. They walk into the local gas station, like, hey, gotta fucking pack of smokes and a fucking Playboy magazine, yeah! You know? And then they'd, yeah, that's how a lot of people would do it, dude. straight up, they'd be like, okay, you know what? I might be paying magazine fee, but, pff, having a collection of playboys this fucking high versus you know burning through computers every every three to four years because you know you know and for a lot of older people they're like you know what? for real. But then playboy was like no we'll still feature nude models on our hardcover books, but the mainstream magazine is going to go nude free to appeal to a wider audience. Which you've got to make money, I understand that 100 percent. But like I said, it just feels like that's, they kind of sold out, you know, considering how Playboy first started. I would certainly hope they talked to Hugh Hefner about this before they made that humongous switch. And this was a couple years before he passed away, mind you. saying like because if they did this behind his fucking back that would piss me the fuck off dude if they pulled that change in Playboy magazine behind Hugh Hefner's back I would be so fucking pissed I've like well wait a second if it was me I sincerely YouTube if it was me I would I'm like oh okay so you just change my fucking magazine that I fucking started behind my fucking back and don't tell me shit fuck you your fire get the fuck out of here. That's what I do straight the fuck up. That's what I do. Oh trust and believe but I don't know man you know and hopefully he died doing what he loved doing you know that's all you can do is hope you know and more than likely he probably died with some hot-ass chick and if you did that's the fucking best way to go man shit you're dying and getting some good-ass pussy you're 91 years old and you're like you get too old for sex but you don't care you're still gone because you know yeah you know yeah I mean that'd be the best way to go I honestly though't honestly know personally how he wins, but you can't say that he didn't live a full and fulfilling life, you know what I'm saying? And the sweetest, I swear to fucking God, this is the sweetest fucking thing. Marilyn Monroe was Hugh Hefner's first playboy bunny okay and on his dying wish Hugh Hefner himself said bury me next to Marilyn Monroe straight up no bullshit I'm like you know what that's classy I can respect that you have you know she wasn't your wife but she was your first playboy bunny and you started an empire fucking hey dude that's what I'm fucking saying you know, she wasn't your wife, but she was your first playboy bunny and you started an empire? Fuckin' hey dude, that's what I'm fucking saying, you know what I'm saying? Shit I know a lot of people are on Facebook right now. I'm gonna be like, Rip Hugh Hefner, you know, and spreading it like wildfire and shit And I can't get on Facebook for another 15-14 days, so I figured I'd make a video you know like straight up seriously if the women back then who were saying playboy is sex oh damn it that's good pipe tobacco if the women back back then if the women back back then if the women back then who are saying playboy was sexist and degrading and this and that and blah blah blah I would have been like oh okay here's a video I want you to watch it what's the video of it's called four girls finger paints I'd like here just watch this it's called four girls finger paints and if you watch four girls finger paint and if you watch four girls finger paint and you want to sit there and say that playboys disgusting and degrading and this and that, if you can look me straight in the face and say that after watching something nasty like that, I'd like you're fucking an ignorant stupid son of a bitch, aren't you? God damn. No seriously. If you talk to any… any woman who sits there and says that Playboy is disgusting is degrading this and that blah blah blah like before you go on your little feminist Nazi ranch hold on a second have you seen four girls finger paint well if you haven't watched it watch it after you get done watching it you're you're gonna be like you know what? Playboy is you're going to be like, you know what? Playboy is a lot more classy than I realize. You know, that's a very drastic comparison, yes, but… The fact that there are people out there who still think that. You know, I don't consider Playboy pornographic, I consider it tasteful nude. Well, at one point it was tasteful nude, now it's just no nude at all. If you want nude models, you gotta go to Playboy.com and sign up for their website and all that. And you can still get the hard copies, like the hard copied books, will still feature nude models and shit, so it's a bit more exclusive, I guess. But… But you get what I'm saying. Oh, hold on a second. God damn it. Oh, that's better. I love my… Uh, no, uh, no, no, no, no, be… I'm so sorry about that. Like, I want you to go blow my nose, and there was like some snot hanging on my goatee and shit. Uh, get, no, be, no. As soon as I didn't see that before I got on camera. God damn it, it's gonna… It's all right. I acknowledge I got rid of it, at least I didn't sit here, I didn't sit that before I got on camera. God damn it, it's gonna… It's all right? I acknowledge I got rid of it, at least I didn't sit here for 20 minutes doing this fucking number and I'll look up and go, what the fuck is that? Oh, no. You know, it's at least I caught it before I was… Unfortunately when you have a fucking goatee and you go to blow your nose that shit happens. Anyways. How long this is video? 25 minutes, it's not bad, you know? Man, I just wanted to save my fucking two cents, you know what I'm saying? Because when a legend like Hugh Hefner goes. You know. And a lot of these women are like, oh yeah, well we'll show you, we'll see how you like it, you know. And because of that attitude, that's how Playgirl got started. That was in the documentary about Hugh Hefner. A woman created Playgirl and retaliation to Hugh Hefner's Playboy. Basically saying, well, if men can do it, women can do it too, you know. And Hugh Hefner's like, all right. Now with that, that's how you feel, you know. After like, it didn't even phase him. it didn't because by this time he was like by this time he's just like That's cool. You know I can respect your opinion You know you want to start a magazine for men? support their You know for what you want to start a magazine featuring men for women? You know her is basically saying hey if are allowed to get their rocks off, you know, looking at Playboy and shit, then why shouldn't women have the same right? And a lot of women were thinking that. And the way he responded to it was just… classic YouTube. Like straight up. Now some people have asked me if I would do a playgirl cover shoot. Oh, I mean if I would do a playgirl cover shoot. I mean if I got paid a decent amount of money to do it and you know yeah you know if I got paid enough money to do it then yeah I'd I do a shoot for play girl. Fuck yeah. Millions of fucking chicks to be like whoa. But yeah, this really harsh pipe tobacco was going to help me, you know, cough out all that mucus and shit. So it's actually helping, believe it or not. Damn. This pipe tobacco was so fucking moist, you gotta constantly torch it like that to get it going. But it's pipe tobacco was so fucking moist, you gotta constantly torch it like that to get it going. But it's good tobacco. Trusting me, I'm going to bust out the good tobacco, man, especially when Hugh Hefner passes away, it's like, you know what I'm saying? Excuse me. It's like paying… a memorial, sort of, you know what I'm saying? I start off the video, I'm just like, hey YouTube, check this out. No seriously, these are legitimately original nude playboys. I mean the cover is not nude, thankfully enough. I mean if the cover, if the cover was nude, then I couldn't feature it on YouTube so yeah like legitimately these are these are these magazines right here are now moments in history these are relics man legitimately And I keep them tucked away nice and safe, you know what I'm saying? And yeah, I still look at them hooly, Jesus, have mercy. Olivia Page, oh yeah, she's sexy, oh yeah she is, oh damn girl what's good, I just checked sexy too, shit. And this other one I got over here too man, oh lord have mercy. Ooh is that how I think it is? mm-sara-pippin, oh my goodness gracious girl, what is, oh! Lord have mercy. Oh is that how I think it is very tasteful. You've got various women in degrees of undress. It's very tastefully done. It's not, you know. Here's a difference. Between Hustler and Playboy. Now, Hustler might feature naked women, yes. But usually the poses are more risque, you know. She might be like taking her fingers and spreading her twat open like that. You know, or like pinching your nipple, you know, shit like that. Playboy doesn't rely on that. You know, at least the older magazines didn't. The new ones don't yet. The newer ones aren't even going to feature nude models anymore. So, you know. But the old Playboy magazines, even when they were featuring naked women, didn't rely solely on sex to sell, you know. They let the attractiveness of their models, you know, and the tastfulness of the nude do that for them. And he lived to be 91 years old too, that's the thing of it, like so many… He's witnessed so much in one lifetime, that's something to think about, you know. I'm only 26 years old, you know, I'm fucking A, dude. I had a long ways to go. I'm gonna see a lot of shit before I die. I can almost guarantee it. I'm gonna see a lot of shit before I die. I can almost guarantee it. You know, when one of the legends goes, you know what I'm saying? It's just like, you realize your own mortality to a degree, you know. I'm not going to lie. I jack off those playway magazines multiple times when I was younger. You could have access to internet porn. Oh yeah, that's the next best thing. You know, a lot of kids, especially, especially dudes, you know, sneaking into their uncle's cabinet or their dad's cabinet and sneaking a look at their playboy, you know what I'm saying? Like, come on now, you know what I'm saying? Like, on the for real, that's how a lot of people, a lot of dudes remember a playboy growing up, like, oh, it was this magazine, you know, you know, supposed to look at supposed to look at supposed to look at, you know, you know, supposed to look at, you can't supposed to look at, you can't supposed to look at it, you can't, you can't, you can't look at it, you can't look at it, you can't look at it, you can't look at it, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, you can't, and, and, and like, oh, it was this magazine, you know, supposed to look at it, because you're told no, you can't look at it, but then you'd sneak a look and yeah. Straight up, that's how, you know what I'm saying. the snot in my goatee before I continued on talking because that would have been oh it's like the deep fright off of a cotto video I didn't realize I had a bugger hanging on my nose during the entire fucking thing about the time I filmed it I'm like and put up on YouTube I was like oh damn it and I deleted the video because I'm like nah bee you're not a cell a cooking video on YouTube be gonna bugger hang out a bugger hang out of your nose fuck that fuck that bugger hang out on your nose? Fuck that noise. Mm-mm. Nope. No. I mean if you think about it it's kind of ironic a lot of people would buy Playboy magazines because they couldn't have access to internet or something harder and you know it got the job done just nicely you know it was tastily done and ironically Playboy stopped putting nudes in their magazine because of the shit online so it's like back in the day you got Playboy because you couldn't have access to internet and this and that. You know, and you could be more discreet with it, much like the gentleman leaving the porno theater, if you will, back in Hugh Hefner's younger days. You know, like I said, a lot of people back in the day, all they had were these little porno cheap movies and that was it, you know, and then you had your erotic novels and with the occasional picture and that was it. It wasn't like, you know, in society back then, like I said, society back then was so sexually repressed, you know what I'm saying. So a lot of people felt like scumbags, you know, a lot of healthy, sexually active, normal adults would feel like absolute shit if they were caught leaving a porno theater, like, oh, for shame, for shame, and it's like, dude, fuck that. He was like, nah,, fuck what society has to say.. I want to take a society standards,, and I want to flip it around and be like, no, no, no. We can feature nude women, it can be classy and not be over-top raunchy and still be considered ironic but tastefully done. You know, he found that balance, you know what I'm saying? And a lot of people failed to realize we would not have internet porn today if you have in her head and started Playboy a long time ago. Ironically enough, I know I've said that Playboy is not pornographic, but there you go. That's just the irony in life. The irony in life. Something like Playboy breaks the mold of society's sexual repressed bullshit and says, hey, knock at the fuck off and appreciate this beautiful body. Boom, you know. But the fact that Hugh Haffner lived long enough to see his magazine take off even in an age with online internet, and you know what Hugh Hefner said in his documentary, it makes you think, he said, I'm glad to have lived long enough to see a black president. I was just like, you're talking about a awe, dude, respect, you know what I'm saying? Like that's what's up. Like back in Hugh Hefner's younger days, like back when Hugh Hefner was my age, you know, when Hugh Hefner was 26, you know, blacks and what have you didn't have nearly as much rights as we do now, as they do now. My bad, I'm sorry I I did not mean to say that. That came out. Tonguisted. But, I mean I have a black soul, but that's, besides, that's not, doesn't mean shit. Anyways. No, it's funny because people ask me if I have black in me. I'm like, why do you say that? And then because you've got big ass lips. I'm like, that's kind of racist. I look at him like, I don't know for sure, but I can't believe you just fucking asked that fucking question. Look at them like, no, walk away. No, but… To be fair, it is like, almost five of'clock in the fucking morning and I just found out about Hugh Hefner's death and I'm like You know, and Scott he was kind of depressed about it, you know, he's like, bro, he he was having was one of my idols, and I'm like, you know what, bro, I can respect that, and he needed somebody to talk to about his depression, and how he was feeling, you know, and I said, yeah, man, you know, when I run, helped him a little bit, you know. And I'm like, you know, as soon as I get home as I get home, I got a get home, I got to make a video at a video about this video about this shit, I got a video about this shit, I got a video about this shit, I got a video about this shit, I got a shit, I got a shit, I got a shit, I get home, I gotta make a video about this shit, because this shit's got me thinking, you know. I fucking hate getting my words mixed up. That is a pet peeve of mine. Like, strangely enough, that is a pet peeve. When I get my words mixed up and I see the opposite of what I meant to say. It happens to the best of us, but it just annoys the fuck out of me sometimes. It's like, where's your proper grammar, Mr. Saunders? You know? And then when you mix your words up to the point where it just sounds completely bad and you didn't mean for it too, it's like, ah. You know, that's part of me growing up a little bit, I guess, is learning not to be so hard on myself in realizing that I make mistakes and that Yeah, I'm gonna say or do shit. That's gonna make me look like a complete ass, but Everybody does that shit to a degree man Well ironically enough, Hugh Hefner stopped smoking his pipe when the girls next door started filming like I think a couple seasons in, Hugh Hefner is like, oh I'm going to quit smoking this pipe so I can live longer for you girls, you know, and then the girls he was with, fucking move out and it's like, mm-hmm. Personally, I'll give a shit if tobacco kills me or not because I'm gonna die either way. I can't fucking prevent it. And if I enjoy smoking tobacco, then I might as well enjoy every day of my life. Sincerely. I know it's kind of fucked, but that's the way I look at it. Yeah. You can't tell me. You sincerely cannot fucking tell me that if you were a dude in your entire life, you were surrounded by smoking hot girls women all day every day that you didn't have to deal with the bickeringal drama or the bullshit this and then blah blah blah what the fuck ever it was just oh you want them for whatever all you had to do is you my room now most guys wouldn't kill to have that you know what i'm saying but you know you know you know Most guys wouldn't kill to have that, you know what I'm saying? But, you know. Yeah, you got to pay some respect to the granddaddy of all Mac daddies, you know what I'm saying? Because that's exactly what Hugh Heafner was. He was the granddaddy of all sugar daddies, you know what I'm saying? like, legitimately. And fuck, if I had some whiskey right now, it'd be like, taking shots for him, you know, but I ain't got no fucking booze. All I got's my two cents and some tobacco. And your time for watching this video, so, yeah. There's gonna be like a million motherfuckers out there right now. They're like, dude, first Chester, now Hugh Hefner, this is some bullshit. Straight up, that's how I feel right now, YouTube. My first Chester from Lincoln Park kills himself, then Hugh dies of natural causes. It's like, God damn it, dude. What you have to say to that. What he would have in her is left behind is a legacy, memories. You know, he had a chance to live his life and tell his side of the fucking story, you know. And, um, yeah, you know, which I think is good because if you don't give somebody their chance to say to say their side of the fucking story you know nine times out of ten that's just shitty ethics man because if you got a bunch of motherfuckers saying oh fuck this person blah blah blah you know and that person doesn't get a fair chance to say hey wait a second that's not how it is man come on you know I'm saying YouTube and that's where a lot of people are either not just because he was successful and all that but that's why a lot of people would interview Hugh Hefner as his entire life happened because they're like yo a lot of women are saying this guy has a pervert and a fucking sexist and this and that, they're like, no, that's kind of unfair, you know, you know, I'm gonna plug my phone in, hold on a ticket. He was after just taking, has taken a sexually repressed society and helped it blossom. You know, I'm plug my phone in and give me a second. If I would have found out about this sooner this had already been done, but you know. You know I fucking hate getting a cold but at the end of the at the end of the fucking day YouTube you realize on the grand scheme of things it could be worse. Yeah. Yeah. You always realize on the grand scheme of things it could be worse. Yeah. He always realized that. There's always someone out there who's going to struggle a lot worse than you right now. You know? And I mean this and all sincerity, condolences to Hugh Heffner's family right now. And all the many lives he's touched with his awesomeness you know because if you actually sat down and talked to him or watched one of his interviews you know what I'm saying you're like hey this guy's an all-right guy he's legit he's not some smug assal you know he's actually legit you know he's a decent he's it he happened there was a decent human being okay like you know you know, he's a decent, he's a, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's stood for civil rights, you know, and a lot of other good things, you know, and, I'm also going to say this, you too, respect your fucking elders, oh yeah, trust and believe if you don't respect your elders now it's gonna bite you when you're old. Oh yeah trust in mother fucking believe you too. If you don't respect your elders now it's gonna bite you in the ass when you're older. You're gonna have some youngster fucking giving you hell and you're like good bullshit and then you're gonna stop a thing for a second you're like oh fuck I remember the time when I was that kid's age, giving some old man my age shit, no, I'm getting it. Fuck. That's real talk right through YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. somebody who lived long enough to have both Pamela and understand in Maryland Monroe and the same god damn magazine I mean come on you know I'm saying there's guys several generations younger than him going lucky son of a bitch and unfortunately it was bound to happen eventually it bound to happen eventually, it's just a matter of wind, you know. And wind just happens to be a couple days ago, you know, and… All you can do is make the best of it, man. It's really all you can do, you know. Like, sincerely I shout out to you can do is make the best of it man. That's really all you can do, you know. Like sincerely a shout out to Hugh Hefner, I hope he's in a happy place right now. Looking down on his life and just smiling like, yeah, buddy, fucking pimps status. Yeah Straight the fuck up YouTube. Oh I wish I could, oh I wish I could show you some of the models in those magazines that I have right now. But YouTube would be like, um um there's no nudity allowed on YouTube unless it's done for an artistic sort of sake or for medical purposes and unfortunately YouTube would consider Playboy pornographic I know right that's fucking stupid nothing you can do about it but at least the covers are aren't completely nude so there you go that's allows stupid Now you can do about it, but at least the covers aren't completely nude. So there you go That's allows me to Fulfill my purpose for this video and be like yo Original playboys here. Yeah And they're not like super super old school, you know, like, legitimately, but they're old enough to… Yeah, yeah. That's a piece of history right there man. These are Playboy's look at like legitimately YouTube These were Playboy magazines that were made When Hugh Hefner was still managing his own magazine See what I'm fucking saying? like that's like collecting a really rare comic book. And that's just something you can't get rid of, man. Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Is there a copyright on these, like what year they were made? Huh., that is a good question, I do wonder that. like what year they were made you know that is a good question I do wonder that um Um, no I'm not seeing a year on these, but these aren't too terribly old, but they're definitely not from the last couple of years. I mean, they're more than a couple years old. Like any hardcore playboy collector would see these right the fuck now like straight up any hardcore playboy magazine collector would see these these two right here and they'd probably be like yeah I about to date those Yeah. It just shows you what, what happens when you set your mind to something, YouTube. Like even the women on the back of the magazine, fully clothed, you know? Like literally, shows you every model and they're all, well not fully clothed, but they're at least covered, you know. Even with… ha ha! Even with a couple of these right here, they don't completely show the boobs, but just a little bit, you know. And the reason why they do that, you know, especially with the plastic wrapping on the front of them before you unwrap them and shit, is to sell them more discreetly in stores and shit, you know, so these are basically the equivalent of, you know, what Hugh Hefner went through growing up with those peep shows as they were called, you know, where gentlemen would go in and pay a couple cents, see some movie, whatever, and then leave, you know. And then Hugh Hefner basically took that, made it a bit more chasteful, and available to the general public, you know what I'm saying? Not to mention what Playboy has done for millions of lesbians everywhere, for a lot of women who are like unsure of their sexuality, you know what I'm saying. And you know, for a lot of women who would look at Playboy and make them feel comfortable about it, you know it helped them, you know. Playboy didn't just help sexually frustrated men, I just wanted to see some boobies. Noo, it also helped lesbians discover who they were and it helped break this sexually oppressed mold that we had on society way back in the day. You know what I'm saying? It did so many good things, man. So many good things. And when you look at it from my perspective, like I just mentioned, you're like, okay, you know what? That might change your view on the magazine just a little bit. You'll be like, you know what? That's what's up. I thought that tobacco kind of pull through just a little bit. Yeah buddy. I might just a little bit of pinch more of that tobacco because that's good shit and I'm on a good roll with this video. And God damn around I make this video an hour long. When legends like that go, it's only fitting. And like I said, you know, what Hugh Hefner's life has taught me is make the best out of your life. You have a dream, follow it, make it happen. When people are in your face telling you, oh you'll never get anywhere, you'll never go anywhere, that's a stupid idea, blah blah blah, fuck all that. Fuck all of that. When you got motherfuckers telling you you can't do it, you get back up and tell them, no, fuck you, I want to do it anyway, and it's no different with these YouTube trolls every other fucking day, fucking with me. You know, they fuck with me because they can't stand the fact that I'm not afraid to be myself. They fuck with me because they're jealous and my YouTube fame. So the only way they can seem really fuck with me to try to bring me down just a little bit. and when I don't want to fuck with me, I continue to make videos, I continue to make videos? Oh it pisses them off. It pisses YouTube trolls off so hard. The harder they fuck with me and I continue to make videos like the fuck you got. Not shit motherfucker. So in that sense you know he hefner is kind of a role model in a sense you know as a ladies man and someone who you can legitimately respect because his hard work and dedication is entire life. It paid off, dude, like dudes and do that's bros and broodies, I'm serious. It paid off. Like his hard work and dedication to something he to something he believed in, okay? Something he believed in. That kind of dedication pays off in the end. Yeah. And it wasn't just helping men get their fix for some tasty boobs, you know what I'm saying? It did more than that. Like I said, Hugh Heafner's magazine helped a sexually oppressed society feel a little bit more comfortable about itself, but like I said earlier in the video, there's still motherfuckers that get offended by that shit, you know. Some people would classify Playboy as, oh, it's soft-core porn. There is no soft-core porn. There's porn in there's tasteful. That's just the way I fucking see it. Oh, soft core porn. What the fuck is that? You're watching two hot-ass chicks play tennis and hitting that ball back and forth. All sarcasm aside you two. I'm being so legitimately serious with you right now. Like I don't believe in soft, I believe there's porn and there's hardcore porn and then there's tasteful, you know, and there are some crude mother-fuckers out there. Let me tell you, there were some crude ass motherfuckers out there. there were some prude-ass mother-fuckers out there, let me tell you, there are some prude-ass mother-fuckers out there. You know every one of them, don't you? I'm sure someone out there in your life is a prude son of a bitch that just finds anything remotely sexual or sexualized offensive. And this is the problem with it. YouTube. The female body, unfortunately, has been sexualized by our sexually repressed society. And we're not as sexually repressed as we were back in Hugh Heavener's day, mind you. But we're still somewhat sexually repressed. If people are getting offended by breastfeeding in public, then we're still sexually repressed. There is no ifs, ands, or buts about it. You know, I'm just telling it like it is. And that's too blunt for you, that's not my fucking problem. You sure don't click the fucking video. But when a legend like Hugh Hefner dies, it makes you think about a lot of shit, you know, what his life was about, what he accomplished with his life, and what his life's work did for other people, you know what I'm saying? A lot of women out there who are struggling to become models got their big break with Playboy, and yeah, you know what I'm saying, they're now successful models because of it. You know. There are some women who in the past or like, in the past, like, like, like, like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't do, you play, you play, you know what I'm saying? They're now successful models because of it. You know. There are some women who in the past are like, no, I wouldn't do Playboy because I'm not about doing Nudes in my life, blah blah blah. But now that Playboy is kind of like, okay, well, we're going to make it so the magazine itself is no longer nude but the hard copies and the calendars maybe you know there are some women who might reconsider it just because the magazine itself is no longer nude and there are some women are gonna be like no I'm not about that scene man that's cool you do what you do you know do it makes you happy you know I'm saying there are plenty of women who make successful careers without going that route I'm just saying if some women had that route offered to them when they took it there's nothing wrong with that. You know what I'm saying? Life is a fucking hustle. Oh my God trust a mother fucking belief. Life is a fucking hustle YouTube and Hugh Hefner was like okay I see a business opportunity. Society is sexually repressed and men want to feel like perverts walking out of those peep shows, you know. But then as soon as Playboy magazines basically got rid of the peep shows, oat in the irony, you know, you got strip clubs and online porn which destroyed Playboy, almost, but not quite, it's still hanging on, because they got the merchandise, the Cologne, and Playboy Cologne. Okay, that shit, mmm. Mmm, it's the most bomb, dude. You get some Playboy, klong, mmm, you fucking walking them like a fucking rock star, man. You smell like a rock star when you walk into the club. Straight to fuck up, that's legit. I'm not just saying that because of Hugh Hefner. I'm being serious. Playboy Cologne smells awesome. You know, it's a good smelling clone. Because they know their fucking market, man, you know what I'm saying? As long as society still sexualizes women to some degree, then ironically enough, Playboy still has a market, even if they're not going fully nude in their magazine. You know what I'm saying? And some women might have a problem with magazines trying to, you know, spread that message, you know. But women shouldn't be mad at magazines like Playboy. They should be mad at society, really, for making that an issue, you know. It's very easy and very much a scapegoat to blame magazines like Playboy for sexualizing women's bodies and society, but really really that's society's fault you know that's not the magazine's fault you know I'm saying and women nowadays really shouldn't bitch about Playboy anymore because it's like okay you know what you don't like it or support the brand that's fine don't fuck with it then but to sit there and say that all this other shit blah blah blah blah blah. it's like not if some that's fine. Don't fuck with it then. Why don't you sit there and say that? All this other shit, blah blah blah. Okay, it's like not. If some women, if I heard some women just going off about how sexist and perverted Playboy was, I look at it and be like, you know what? I look at that girl and I like, I mean like, look, you need to go by yourself a playgirl a play girl magazine finger your clit and get over it because you want to sit there and say that playboys sexualizing women for their bodies then what the fuck is playgirl exactly and that's just double standards YouTube you know and that's why when Hugh Hefner found out about all these women starting playgirl he's just like that's cool you know and cool. You know and he took a very casual approach to his response He's like you know what I have my playboy. So why not? You know he was totally open for the idea too if you watched the documentary on YouTube He's like I'm not gonna read it personally, but do what you do? you know, I'm not gonna say shit I'd make me it'd make me look like a hypocrite if I said shit, so fuck it dude you want Ladies want a magazine to glorify the mill body. Fuck it, you know, you happen there was gonna say shit about it And of course he wasn't gonna say shit about it, you know what I'm saying? and and And that's the thing of it, ironically enough, is Playgirl was started along the same concepts as Playboy, you know, taking a concept and normalizing it. Playboy started because society, like I said, was sexually repressed and is taking the female body and saying, you don't have to feel sexually depressed about it. It can be sexy without being sexual, diss and that. It can be tasteful. And then off that radical idea, you get playgirl saying, well, if men can have magazines with naked women, then us women can have our magazine and our fun and blah, blah, blah, and boom. That's how it started, man. Straight the fuck up. And you know that's all I can pretty much say for this video the most part, you know what I'm saying? Man, if you got some original Playboy magazines with actual naked women in them, hold on to that shit man, get that shit wrapped in plastic man. Like straight up the strongest plastic you can wrap any comic book in I'd wrap your fuck straight the fuck up Now if I could I'd have my playboy magazines with each page individually wrapped in like shrink wrap You know like how they laminate shit. Yeah if I could laminate my magazine to where every page was individually laminated. I'd do it That'd be sick. Like, reserve that shit, man, for future generations. For future, gosham, generations, man. So when I'm old as fuck, I'd be like, I remember when playboy used to do nudes, but then they switched because of the damn internet, but I really can't get plain because you know, I can't really see that would go down unfortunately They'd be like what the fuck is this? And they'd see the magazine they'd be like oh, it's one of them before that, you know, I'm saying because I guarantee you by the time I'm old as fuck The internet's gonna go like super cyber and people are going to be able to surf their websites and it's going to be projected in like a hologram and it's going to be right in front of them which is which in the future I guarantee you that's going to make surf employee.com a lot more fun. Instead of seeing a 2D image right in front of you you're seeing a full 3D holographic image of that woman right in front of you. You can't touch it. It's image right in front of you, you're seeing a full 3D holographic image of that woman right in front of you. You mean you can't touch it, but it's standing right in front of you, you know. I bet you that's the technology we're going to see in the near future. I fucking bet you, dude. Wait and see. Wait and see.. Life was full of surprises.. was full of surprises, you know. And here's the thing of it. When I say life's full of surprises, do you think if you have to know where to give up on his dream? That I'd be sitting here on YouTube right now going, oh look at that, original Playboy magazines, how about that? This right here is a legacy YouTube. If he were giving up on his dreams, do you think he would have achieved anything? Fuck no! And that's just encouragement. Any of you motherfuckers out there. You want to become a famous model, a famous musician, a famous artist, a famous poet. You want to make something of yourself. Don't let anybody tell you different. If you have dreams and making it big, don't let anybody fucking tell you you can't. That's bullshit. Just jealous because you have faith in yourself and they don't have faith in themselves. Anybody who talks shit and says, oh you can't do this, blah blah blah. They're just talking shit because they're jealous. They lost their ambitions. Just because you lost your ambitions a long time ago, that doesn't mean you have to drag somebody else down with you. That's bullshit. You know, you find the inspiration to get the motivation back in your life. Okay, if you've lost your motivation, you gotta find the inspiration to get back into your life, dude. And what you're doing with your shit. You know, why are you going to drag somebody else down? Oh, excuse me. Oh yeah, I remember watching the girls next door when I was younger. Shit, when you're in, fucking junior high and high school, you see how much a hot-ass chicks on TV, you're just like, like, like, like, excuse me, there's a puddle of drool on your lap but you might clean that up. Oh yeah shit my bed. Yeah yeah. And because of the models on the girls next door that TV show on E a lot of those girls got their own spin-off shows because of that. You know what I'm saying? Like, legitimately. Which helped their career that much more. So, you know. And there might be some people who will just agree with a lot of what I say on this video. Maybe some people who are going to be like, well, you didn't see Hugh Hefner behind the cameras and blah blah blah blah blah. I think, whatever, okay. I came here to say my piece, which is rest in piece, you havener, you know what I'm saying? And if you don't like it, kiss my aspirators. Seriously. If you don't like my videos, why the fuck you watching them? That's a waste of your time. That's what boggles my mind about these fucking haters, men. They call me gay and shit, but yet they're the ones with naked pictures of me on their fucking desktop. And they're using it to fuck with me. It's like, okay. And they're using it to fuck with me. It's like, okay, I see how that works out. You're insecure, these trolls are insecure about their own sexuality, and they find me attractive. So they retaliate by using the photos of me to fuck with me. But, again, when you're giving trolls the ammo to fuck with you, it's like, they don't even realize you're making it way too easy for them. And thus, you're trolling the trolls, you know, they don't realize it. But eventually they realize and eventually like, you know what, I can't fuck with this guy anymore, I just know, dude. This guy's too good, what he does, fuck! You know, and when I got that text message when I was on YouTube Live earlier, I had a bunch of motherfuckers fucking with me, dude. Nothing out of the ordinary, you know. And all those motherfuckers fucking with me on YouTube Live earlier. One text message that said, for real though, I know you get fucked with really hard on the internet, but thank you for making videos Because your videos the fact that you continue to make videos means a lot to a lot of people and out of all the bullshit I faced Online last or earlier last night whatever none of that meant shit dude like that one message. And then finding out about Hugh Hepert's passing, I'm like, man, they're a bigger fister fry. At least my videos help some people, and that's all that fucking matters. The fuck what the haters think. Well, that makes me think of the song Rockstar by Nickleback. Because we all just want to be big rock stars living hilltop, houses driving 15 cars. Every Playboy bunny with a bleached blonde hair. I'm on a front dole key to the Playboy Mansion. I love to date a center photo blows all my money for me. Hire eight bodyguards love to beat up assels for me, so I can eat my meals for free. Yeah. I know that's cheesy to think dedicating the song Rockstar by Nickle back to Hugh Hefner. Yeah, that's cheesy a little bit, but when you think about it, it's kind of fitting dude, because Hugh Hefner was his own bona fide rock star. He didn't play a musical instrument, mind you, but… You know, he gave this sexually repressed society and he made it just a little bit less sexually repressed and he gave it art, you know? Now imagine if you will, if Playboy had never been invented, an internet porn never existed. Imagine a world where Playboy magazine, Hustler, and Internet porn, none of that ever existed, not even Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit, Edition. If nothing like that existed, could you imagine how sexually repressed our society would be? If a photographer tried to take a picture of a beautiful woman in a nice tasteful setting in black and white. You know, if he or she tried doing that picture in a very sexually repressed society, they'd look at that picture like it's taboo. You know what I'm saying? They really stops and makes you think for a second, you know. And here's the kicker of it man. Our society is sexually repressed, yet it's in 95% of the advertising. And on top of that society will make you feel like absolute shit. Oh yes, society makes you feel like shit if you don't have a significant other. And then they put all this pressure on young people to have sex. And when you're not having, you're getting any society, makes you feel like shit. And on top of that, Society is also very much body image obsessed. Oh yeah. That's the grand kicker of it. I knew of this chick who posted a picture on social media very gorgeous curvy woman and she posted the photo of herself and some black brown panties and she posted it to have confidence in herself, you know, basically saying she's not ashamed of her curves, this and that, you know, to prove that not all women are sticks, you know what I'm saying? And surprisingly, not surprisingly enough, the photo went viral because the chicku posted it is fucking drop-dead gorgeous, let's keep it real. Like the chicku posted that photo is drop-dead gorgeous, let's keep it real. And she posted the photo to make that statement that she's not afraid of her curves Not all women are created the same, you know and she had a bunch of mother's talking shit on it, but she didn't care. She's like fuck y' y'all, you know, she didn't care She's like I know how I'm gorgeous fuck well or all you hateers thinking you know, you hateers thinking you know? I can respect I can respect that I can respect that I can respect that because I can respect that because I can respect that because I can respect that because I can respect that because I can respect that because I can respect that because I can respect that because I can respect that because what I'm saying? I can respect that, because I'm the same way with my fucking YouTube videos, 100%. You know? I'm not going to give the girl's name away on YouTube, because I'm not about that, you know what I'm saying? I don't need trolls harassing her. Fuck………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Okay, here's the thing and this is a major major hypothetical Let's say you're a woman and you go to trial for Playboy and they're like You're a little bit too thick for a magazine but and then they tell you to come back when you lose some weight. That may sound shallow as fuck but they have standards and it's not like you can't go online and find some porn because believe me when it comes to online porn there's something for everybody just about you know what I'm saying you have two options you can either say to yourself you know what am I'm going to lose have two options, you can either say to yourself, you know what? Am I going to lose the weight because I want to and it makes me feel good or am I going to lose the weight because they tell me to? And it is unfortunate when women get turned down from magazines because of that shit, but bro, you know, not a whole lot of dudes want jabba the hot on the front of the cover I'm just fucking saying like that's I'm just being legit and you know what don't lose the weight because society tells you to you do it because you want to and this is the beautiful thing of it is if you don't like something about your personal appearance, you can fucking change it pretty easily. You don't like the color of your hair, fucking change it. You think you're a little too heavy, fucking lose it, you know, find a way to lose the weight. If you don't want to, fuck it. You have that choice as a person. You have your own decisions you know i'm saying but like women who trial for playboy they're told they're not good enough for the magazine and then they spend the rest of the most of the time pitching about the magazine and then hating women who make it's like it just makes you look jealous that's all i'm fucking saying all you had to do is either you know And like I said, he was a firm supporter of equal rights for both sexes and you know, you know, change or don't change, really your choice. But don't change for what society says, you know, like I said, change for you, you know, I'm saying. And like I said, Hugh Hefner was a firm supporter of equal rights for both sexes and, you know what I'm saying. said Hugh Hefner was a firm supporter of equal rights for both sexes and you know what I'm saying? He also supported women's rights you know what I'm saying? A lot of people would not have expected that. A lot of people would not expect Hugh Hefner to be a feminist because they think oh if you featured naked women in your magazine you're automatically a pervert and you don't care about women at all you just a sleaze and blah blah blah blah, blah, blah. I can already hear people who talk like that, and it's just like, are you fucking retarded? Have you even watched any of his documentaries, read any of his articles in his magazines? Oh, you haven't? So why the fuck are you talking shit? Oh. Oh. I got a lot of having colds. At least my throat's no longer sore. I mean I can deal with a mild cough on occasional stuff he knows and you know that's doable. Like at least I'm not shivering, I'm not not sore throat I'm not like you know I'm saying maybe a little bit sick with the cold but at least I'm functioning and I'm like knock the fuck out you know I'm saying yeah This may take a while to upload to my desktop. But, totally fucking worth it. See, I don't mind doing YouTube Live every now and then, because that gives me a chance to fucking slate rolls and interact with fans and show off my natural ability. You know. Like earlier when I'm sick as fuck, to a degree, but but stuffed up but I'm still pulling off decent vocal covers This one person commented they're like damn bro No, but legitimately, if I could dedicate one now, seriously. Rockstar by Nickelback. I have sincerely fucking dedicated Rockstar by Nickelback to Hugh Heifner, like, legitly. A lot of people are going to hate and say lots of stupid band and blah blah blah. But listen to the fucking lyrics, dude. And that song was made for guys like me who wish they could be as awesome as Hugh and his day. You know what I'm saying? Like a lot of people listening to the nickelback song and I'm like, yeah, I can relate to that. A lot of people would love to live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars. A lot of people would love a front door key to the Playboy mention. Anything that full blows are full of their money for me and they don't know, I'm trying to play a voice in a full that blows all their money for me and know they don't care because they're living free, you know what I'm saying? A lot of people relate to that song and say they love to be that successful, you know, when you sit down and listen to the music and… I don't know, people are like, man, sick and tired, is trying to get in the clothes, you'll never forget in, like the bottom of the knife, and he, you know, tell me what you want. Brandy house on an episode of Cribbs. No, even though he never actually married anybody, well he did marry a couple people but it never lasted. You know, the fact that Hugh Hefner wanted to be buried next to Marilyn Monroe, his first Playboy bunny, for fuck's sake, that just shows he had a little bit of romantic side to him in its own special way, I guess. Yeah, you know, you know, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's that's being legit, YouTube. And I'm repeating myself a lot in this video, but fuck it. How did Miller and Rodai, was it a mafia here or an undercover job? Nobody fucking knows. It's like 9-11. People have their theories. I'd be careful what I say on fucking phone off the desk. Classic. No, the government's got bigger fish to fry than me. Like some rambling autistic on YouTube. Who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. On the for real though, I got some of this drier to back, oh, that lights, better, and… Let's see… Let's go of this. Yeah, that's the one. Right there. Not a whole lot, but there you go. It's like three to four bowls of fresh tobacco. For the glorious occasion. glorious occasion. A time of sorrow perhaps, but also a time to reflect on fond memories. You know, so maybe if you didn't know Hugh Hefner personally, then maybe Playboy magazine has touched your life in some way. I know it's a horrible puns. Oh. Mm-mm. God damn it. Because people masturbate to that magazine. Oh, that's a horrible pun, but there you go. All horrible puns aside, I'm being going to masturbate to Playboy. You see that shit? I'm not showing the pages, but none of them stick on this one. And… What's… Oh, look at that. None of them stick on the other one either. If we're gonna jerk off to Playboy, like, you know, make sure you don't spluge all over the pages and shit. I mean, come on, that shit sucks, because, like, let's see, you got a favorite Playboy, Bunny, and now you can't get to her fucking page, because, like, say, you're trying to be discreet about that shit, you close it up real quick, and then, yeah, no, no, you got like a clean-off for some shit. Keep the splooge off your pages. And then you can revisit your favorite bunnies anytime you want. I mean you know you might get some looks if you got a Playboy magazine or two from people you know but not nearly as bad as it if they pick it up and like if they pick it up and the pages are stuck together people would be like oh bro that's just groty brody you know like do dude, come on, like we all know why you have it. We all know why you have the magazine, you ain't got a bullshit, you ain't got a lie to kick it, but at least have some class, bro. It's fucking Playboy magazine, bro, no, don't let the pages get stuck together, don't spill shit, I'm like, no, no. Although now, now, ironically enough, it feels like you're collecting a CD or a record of some sort. You know, they don't make, well they still make CDs and records and shit, but all the music is digitalized. And it's the same thing with Playboy, you know. They still make the magazines, but online poems kind of got them beat. But not entirely, you know, you still make the magazines, but online porn's kind of got them beat at the moment, but not entirely, you know, on the same. There's still a market for it. And in order to survive, you know, so it was a sacrifice they made. Going against their principles and what they originally started on the magazine on and saying, okay, you know what, we can't porn so we're gonna make the magazines non-new to try to try to appeal to a wider audience. They did that to survive and that's honestly at the end of day that's honestly why they did it you know do you think they wanted to do it? probably not they're probably like…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… But probably not, they're probably like, ah, and now could you imagine that meeting right there? They're like, I don't know how he was gonna feel about this, but we can't compete with online porn, and we can just offer nudity online, to compete with the online porn, and then offer nudity in the hardbook calendars, coffee table books and shit. Okay, and then… And they're like, okay, pros and cons to this. Pros, we might lose a couple of loyal readers. A couple, yes, but… That's a con. But the pro was, we might gain a shit ton of more readers. And strangely enough, it was a smart business tactic tactic because as soon as Playboy decided to no longer feature nude women in their magazine you know make it more like Maxim or sports illustrated swimsuit you know what I'm saying make it a little bit more clothes but still you know erotic to a degree you know they were able to reach a wider audience yes their audience grew by about a million or so. And it's like, yeah, when a company like that decides to do a complete 360 on their on the way they run things, people are going to talk about it. And they're like, okay, is this legit? Is this some early April Fool's joke? And then when they see it's legit they're like, huh? Yeah. Which in a way it's going to make older playboys that actually have nudes in them more valuable and more of a collector's item if anything. You know, and it also helped their brand grow a little bit by reaching a wider audience, you know. So, you know, that breaks that down a bit more into detail, I guess. One hour and 27 minutes, damn, and blackberry brandy. It's a lot drier than that black Cavendish I was smoking earlier and not as harsh. But… I raised my pipe to Hugh Heaffner on the for real though. YouTube on the for real though. Yeah. I bet you right now, Hugh Haffner is sitting next to Bing Crosby and they're like, hey, you wanna smoke some pipe tobacco? Fuck yeah. I bet you Bing Crosby and Hugh Haffner is, you wanna smoke some pipe tobacco? Fuck yeah. I bet you being Crosby and you half nervous sitting next to each other in the spirit world going. What's up? You smoke a pipe too, eh? Cool. What'd you do? I was a musician, what you do? I created Playboy magazine. Rock the fuck on. You know, strangely enough, I think Bing Crosby might have been alive. But in Playboy, I had its peak, like in the 60s and 50s and shit. If you think Playboy's pornographic you're an idiot. Like in the 60s and 50s and shit. At least 70s, yeah. If you think Playboy's pornographic, you're an idiot. That's just the only way I can honestly say it. Especially now, their magazine is no longer nude. It's even less pornographic than it was before, like if that's even possible, you know. But they did it to keep the brand alive and reach a wider audience so that Hugh Hefner's dream lives on, in a sense. So it was a small sacrifice to make, but in a way it was radical, like the idea when Hugh Hefner first started Playboy magazine, you know what I'm saying? That's one way to look at it. Because when I first read that article I was there was a part of me from junior high and early high school going sell out motherfuckers God damn it you can't blame them for switching but Fock. And women who are attractive know they're attractive most of the time trust and believe. And they'll use that to their advantage, trust and belief. And they'll use that to their advantage trust and belief. But just because a woman's attractive don't let it ensnare you. There's nothing wrong with having a healthy sexual appetite for pussy but you know there's nothing wrong with having a healthy appetite for pussy but don't want it control you you know. That's all I'm saying like pussies pussy at the end of control you, you know. That's all I'm saying, like, pussies, puss, you have to end the fucking day, you know what I'm saying. And really, sex isn't going to matter unless you find someone really special. That's all I'm fucking saying, you know, some people will find it quicker than others, it's just a matter of if and when. I'm not tripping out about, you know, the red girl will come along when it happens. I'm just biting my time, you know, getting better, oh you'll never become a famous YouTube, where you're just, you'll never become a rock star with your music. I'd say, look, I look at you, Hefner, and I beg you differ. I started a magazine from practically nothing. One camera, a tiny-ass fucking studio, and a vision. And when you first put it together people are like, whoa, you know, there's the concept back then. Holy shit, you can see a naked woman without going to a peep show and paying some sense and then walking out like………you didn't see me there, you didn't see me there. Wow, I mean, you nakedness in the comfort of my own home without feeling like a complete purve. Okay, cool, I can dig it. Now check it out the article, even better, sweet. So people can try to play it off like, oh yeah, I'm just reading it for the articles, you bullshit. That's a point of why you're reading it. Look, your hand looks a little red. You've been spanking that monkey? Geez, what a monkey do to piss you off so much. Monkey eat all your bananas and then shit in your cornflakes or what? I said, that's some surreal shit, when legends like that go, when legends like that go, it makes you realize your own mortality. Like that. You know. And there's times you stop and think like, oh fuck, I'm 26, God damn, what does the time go? There's times where I'm like, nope, don't even stop and think about it, just enjoy it while I'll last. This tobacco right here is not as moist as the other tobacco so it gets going pretty easy once you get it going. I'm I do enjoy a good pipe tobacco that's very smooth. Life goes on tubes make the best of it. I love doing that trick. Life goes on tubes. Make the best of it. I love doing that trick. I love doing that trick. I love doing that Zippo trick. That's a great way to get chicks to notice you out of bar. You step outside of light your fucking cigarette and you light your cigarette by doing that. First, I'll do the trick where it disappears and then it reappears. Then, fucking light my cigarette. What the Zippo doing that trick? They were like, the combination of those two, they'll be like, what the fuck is this guy? Some kind of sauce to her. Oh wait, that's that famous Gothic King Cobra dude, he's a famous YouTubeer. Ooh, I heard he's super bad at a bad ass. Now, I'm very capable of getting a girlfriend, but unfortunately, when you're a famous YouTube where that does kind of help and hurt you, what I mean by hurt is it intimidates some people. You know, like, you know, they don't know if I'm going to be super chill to talk with or what have you, you know, and it's just, you know. You know, and it used to a point where if I'm like 7 to 8,000 subscribers in on top of the 6,000 I have now Then people are gonna be like hey wait a second It's gonna start happening more and more people are like I Recognize that fucker. Oh my god. It's got the kinkover hell yeah I had a string stamp on my guitar the other day and didn't even let it affect me. I was just like replace it when I replaced it. Like, legitimately. And when you're on a fucking cigarette, just to believe you're in a chain smoke pipe to back a little bit. Less chemicals than cigarettes, and to most non-smokers, it smells better. Less chemicals, therefore it's cheaper. because it smells better, less chemicals therefore it's cheaper, and therefore it's a lot healthier for your body. But I'm a tobacco conno simmer by nature man. I smoke because it's relaxing. The nicotine stimulates my dopamine receptors, which is something that having Asperger's, when you have Asperger's syndrome, your brain doesn't fire off dopamine like it's supposed to. And the nicotine releases dopamine so it's a no-brainer really. And no shit science. And some science has suggested that the stress relief from nicotine can sometimes outweigh the health cost of it. And there is some science to back that up. There's a 111-year-old World War II veteran, oldest known World War II vet in existence. There's several videos of them on YouTube. This old-ass African-American man, coolest shit. So what's your secret living so long? I smoke 12 cigars a day. I don't inhale them. I just puff on them. I drink whiskey, I drink coffee, I get ice cream. I do stuff that makes me happy, you know. And, you know, I honestly sincerely think the key to Hugh Heavner's long-ass life, you know, he did stuff that made him happy. You know, he built an empire from the ground up and the success off of it made him happy. You know what I'm saying? And challenging the status quo of the day, you know, and what was considered the norm, you know, and breaking that mold, you know, and revolution, changing the way people think, you know what I'm saying that what I bet you that was his drive man you know and having that lavish lifestyle would make any person happy I'll give a fuck who you are that's just the fucking truth man, you know. Sometimes you get into a niche that it seems right, but then things change for the better or for the worse. You know, you really can't predict what's going to happen in life. Sometimes life is unpredictable. You might see snippets. Okay, if you're more in tune with your psychic ability, you might be able to see snippets of it in the future, but… doesn't always tell you how it's going to get there you know so you can see like an awesome sort of yeah thing and and then your future and you know yeah but life works in mysterious ways in the near future and you know yeah but life works in mysterious ways you too it really does I remember when I got fired from Wendy's and I was jobless for long-ass time. That shit sucked, you know, but I kept going and I got a better paying job. That's better suited for me, you know what I'm saying? And rubbing that in troll's faces, the same assholes that got me fired from my last job was so satisfactory, you have no idea. You know what I'm saying? Like that was just like, yeah, I'm sorry, why? You knocked me down on my feet, I get back up, keep making videos all the whole way there, you know. And at some point these trolls will learn, you know. And just to believe, Hugh Hefner had to deal with some trolls back in the day. They weren't online trolls by any means, but there are people who thought his magazine was too controversial or that it was tasteless and you know, shit like that. Like I explained before and it's like, dude, no. You take these people who think playboys tasteless and show them four girls one cup, I guarantee you, they'll be like, oh, okay, you know what? That just changed my perspective on a lot of shit, like, legitimately. I felt like I could have been a Sean joke right there. That was, yeah. But anyways, this is King code with JFS, another video. You know, sharing my two cents, if it even matters much, you know. Yeah. Yeah. I'll definitely see this man, like, legitimately, you have to arrest in piece, your magazine will live on, legitimately… I've got two copies of it right fucking here. And if I flip through some of these they even still have the things that come with them. I still have the original discount offer. I use it as a bookmark legitimately and both of them them or I think in this one I'd like this one to add that okay I think I might have lost the discount offer for this other one but considering the age of these magazines and they're not the oldest but they're definitely not new the fact I even still have the discount offer in one of them is legit. Yeah. You see, with the Playboy natural beauties, and this is the college edition. Yeah, buddy. Now what if your dad tried to give you a safe sex talk because she just got a girlfriend and you'd already had sex with her and you're already being smart about it and you're already being smart about it you chuckle wouldn't you? Yeah. Yeah, she would. You want to stop molestation in the Catholic churches? He told clergyman that sex was not a sin, that God said it was okay, but there are rules, just like the Ten Commandments. The person must be 18 years of age or older and must be safe and consensual. And… rape is a sin. safe and consensual and if you still have a problem, and if you can't hear you, that stops that. their sexual desire as long as the person is 18 years or older and is consensual. And if you still have a problem with it talk to that ass all up there. You know, because if God is real, he's a sadistic ass, so he's got a sick sense of humor that I can appreciate if he is real. Not saying any is, but you know. When women live together or work together for a long enough time, their biological clocks synchronize, long story, short, skipping gym, if one has their period, it's going to be a dominant effect. They're all going to have it afterwards. That being said, Hugh Heffner living in a mansion full of hot-ass chicks. Sounds like fun, but then, oh God. One of them starts menstruating, he's just like, you know what, I wanna sit in my room, I wanna eat my apple sauce, and I'm just gonna let them do their thing. It's good to be me. Pretty much all that went down. Burley, he finds… I'll just… I'll bet you. I fucking bet you. Most men could dream of fucking chicks that he would have nearest had sex with. Like some of the chicks he's had sex with. Most men could only dream. Like the kind of chicks you'd see on porn videos, legitimately. He was hitting that shit all his life, legitimately, like a blunt. He didn't never quit it, you know. That's admirable in some way, you know. A lot of guys would strive to be like that to a degree, you know, to have that kind of money. That much pussy at your feet or you all have to do as, you know. It's like picking out a brand of cigarettes. What, you know what I'm saying? What's your flavor preference today? Or like to be more classy, like picking out a cigar. Like what's your preference today? Because women are like fine cigars. There's a variety out there. Some cigars are skinny, some of some are a little bit thicker. And if you treat your cigar, right, you know, it'll be a smooth smoke all the way through. You dig what I'm saying you too. And that's no different with women. You treat their mouths will treat your ear, right. But I know that's hard. If you've been in shitty relationships and the opposite sex has treated you like shit. Either you've had shitty relationships or you've been rejected a lot. I know it's hard to be that that mature courteous motherfucker or you're just right one. Make all the other women jealous. Oh yes I could, yes I could. That's a long-ass wait, God damn it. So I could be a chauvinistic dick and just sell for less because it's easy pussy or I could be more classy about it and fucking wait for the right one and fucking play my card smooth. God damn it. This is some bullshit. But waiting for the right girl is like getting better at guitar. It's not going to happen overnight. That right there is fucking real talk you too. If you got the patience to get better at guitar you got or anything like it you got the patience for daining and guitar playing is going to be frustrating at times and that's no different with dating really. You get these gorgeous ass women who get treated like eye candy and it's like dude come on bro. Come on, bro. And if you want to make accusations about you having to treat his ladies like eye candy or whatever, say what you want to fucking say, okay, those girls got paid, big money to be in that magazine, enough money that they'd be comfortable for a minute, you know what I'm saying. So you really, you know, at least he's being fair he's not just gonna be like okay show me you're pushing your boobs and then not pay not pay shit he's not gonna do that you know at least he was a business man at the end of the day like he's not gonna be like okay you know what he's not gonna stiff them literally that's a horrible pun to make, but there you go. That works. He always is gonna stiff his client. So fuck that. His models, whatever you wanna call it. No. Or at least not like that. Oh, God damn it. The sexual punge of this video. Which I think, you know, honestly, if you have never had a sense of humor, he would have gotten a kick out of it He's been like that's some funny shit right there this motherfucker Nah, but this is like practically almost two hours long, you can't change that. Time waits for no person. It continues, it's slow and yet progressively fast pace. I bet you right now. No disrespect to Chester of course, but Hugh Haffner gets to the other side, looks at Chester and says, man, I live twice as long as you, and I achieve so much. I'm not talking shit, but like, bro, come on. We both left behind legacies, but I live longer than you you did because I wasn't like that, you know. No, no, I'm serious. Like, Chester could have lived to be as old as Hugh Heffner. I don't believe, I don't doubt that for a second. You know, he could have been touring with Lincoln Park till he was like 75 and he'd been like, brol and retired comfortably comfortably and, bro, I'll let him retire comfortably and this is going to be sweet. telling all his great-grandchildren about Lincoln Park and, you know, what stood for and the music and what it meant to him and his fans and all that, you know, I could definitely see that happening, but no. And the sweet thing about suicide, you too, would you never know what you miss out on in life. Now do you think if you have never gotten depressed and killed himself before he started Playboy, it wouldn't be here, like straight the fuck up. You never know what you miss out on in life. And that's real talk. YouTube. You know, you think life sucks now, but eventually it gets better to a degree enough to where it's either either going to be awesome or, you you can live with it you know. and you see how Chester's suicide affected people and you may not be as famous as Chester was but if you kill yourself all that Chester's fans felt, but if you kill yourself, all that grief that Chester's fans felt is condensed into a much smaller circle. And the people that care about you, around you, are going to feel that, dude. And that's for real, dude. You know, and… I get bullied on YouTube, but there's people going through hurricanes. I think I give a shit about bullies fuck no There are people who are affected by hurricanes recently and that shit sucks dude, you know I found a bazillion dollars at my fingertips. They'd be like yo, let's get this shit fixed But I don't I'm just one voice even beforehand, you know, I still put your shit into perspective. I don't. I'm just one voice, one person, you know. So when I see people going through shit like that, I'm just like, even beforehand, you know, I still put your shit into perspective, you know, Hugh Hefner and Donald Trump, you could say they both admired the, both admired the female body, yes. But at least you Hefner it with classy about it you know legitimately playboy magazine is tasteful you know Donald Trump saying grab him by the fucking pussy you know he didn't say it like that but come on I think saying grab him by the pussy is a lot more vulgar than Playboy magazine what Hugh Hevner did was tasteful as compared to some of the tasteless things that Donald Trump has said. Not trying to make Hugh Hefner's death political or not, then I'm just making a fucking fair point you know people still want a bitch and say that. Oh playway magazine is dar-da-da-da-da come on bro, think for a second. Some of this shit that Donald Trump has said is way more pornographic than what Hugh Hefner has done in his lifetime. I mean for fuck's, people like a family man, yeah, but what Trump's done about his daughter was borderline beyond creepy. Like seriously, you too. That's something to think about though. I'm a for real. Make this video two hours long because I can. It's because it's for the memory of an awesome person, you know, an awesome legacy. One hour and fifty-seven minutes, one hour and fifty-eight minutes. Between like the three and a half, the three and a half plus hour stream I did earlier on this two and this two hour long video, oh yeah the fans are going to be set on video for a minute. Yeah. I'll make shorter videos as time goes on, yes. That's the beauty of my YouTube channel. It's only going to continue to get bigger. Where are all these haters going to say? Nothing. Just going to keep talking shit like they always do. This video is a tribute slash kind of make you think for a second. A tribute slash food for thought video, you know. Yeah. As soon as that showed up nicely. One hour and 59 seconds and counting. I'll definitely do for a fucking video, that's for damn sure. Good quality shit right here. One hour, 59 seconds, and 3738, 39, 40, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4, 4, 5, 6, 4, 4, 6, 4, 6, 8, 4, 4, 6, 8, 4, 4, 6, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 6, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 seconds left, yo. And time just keeps on taking like every video, play like every second, passing by.