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RIP the queen

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pipe ash There we are What up you two king cobra JFS back at it with another video We got some shout-outs to give Michael Michelle, thank you for donating $20 to my cash app. Have an awesome weekend fan of your contents. Well thank you. Jordan, $2 donation. Can you shout out my best friend Ali? Yes, so shout out to Ali. Thank you for supporting my content. Jordan again with the $1 donation. Sorry, I meant to the best girlfriend out there. You're quite, you know, apology accepted. No worries, Jordan, I got you. Shout out to Ali, the best girlfriend ever. There you go. Roy, thank you for your $2 donation. Shout out to my boy, Leo, he wants to have a beer with you. Well, you know what? We'll definitely be drinking to that. So, Queen Elizabeth II died and I want to pay tribute to her as somebody who was 80% British, you know, it only seems fitting. I genuinely feel bad for her family and closest friends because that's kind of suck, dude, you know, that's just life, you know, that's just life, you know, that's just life, you know what I'm saying? We all, we all die, you know. I'm sort of a realistic and yet poetic outlook on death I do. But, Molly, thank you for the $5 donation. I-coves, love you, love your music, don't ever stop making music. Well thank you I'm never going to stop making music that's for damn sure. Go as long as I can go. So I have some G-fuel the green lemonade flavor and I mixed it with some crown royal peach and I have a little glass of it right here. So if you want to shout out donate to my my PayPal or cash app, and I'll give you a shout out. All right. Holy fuck, I got like $40 in my cash app, sweets. So you guys think gallons are awesome. Thank you for donating. You don't transfer that? Yes. Thanks for the content, keep it up. Daniel with the one dollar donation for a little, a little too early to be drinking, Cobra. Yeah, screw you. One of my closest friends just turned Vietnam vet who served in the Marines. So if you got a problem with me going on a two-day binger to celebrate my friend's birthday you can go fuck yourself. But we're not here to talk about that. Queen Elizabeth II passed away. God save the Queen as the Brits famously said. I'm going to play Big Ben chiming off 12 o'er. Ben chiming off 12 o'clock. Always finally sit here and pay tribute. Cheers. I love the sound of the big Ben the clock tour. Wait for it? And no offense to the Queen, but I'm calling it Big Ben, okay? I know the name got changed to like Elizabeth Tower or some shit like that, but like… Yeah, no offense to the Queen, God rest or so, but… I call it Big Ben, the Clark Tower, right? You know what I'm saying? I know for a fact that when I build my clock-toured mansion. Some day, me and my dad are going to go see Big Ben in London, but I'm not in the rush to see it either. I got my whole life ahead of me, you know. I know for a fact that when I build my clock-towered mansion I want my clock tower to chime off the West Minister chime when you push the doorbell next to the front door or like when it hits 12 o'clock noon. Yeah. I love the sound of a big man. Magna, I love the sound of the big man. Magnificent. So yeah I just sit in here. Rest and peace Queen Elizabeth the second. I got a little something to toast her off in style. I feel sad about that because you know I'm 80% British myself and well she had she had people that cared about her you know? You can say what you want about the royal family, but at the end of the day, that someone's grandmother, you know? That's… Yeah. And, uh, that sucks, dude, you know? But it's a part of life. I just got the news today too. So Courtney nights, so Courtney nights, so Courtney nights, texted me, the news, and I was at my friend's some birthday cake vodka, what I got the news. I said, I was at my friend's house, sipping out some birthday cake vodka when I got the news. And I said, we're all going to be at that point in our life. I generally feel sorry for the Queen of England, because death does not discriminate. That's life in a nutshell, you see the Queen's state of life in general, word, word does, the world does not, the world does not, no, world does not care if you're dying because we are all dying a little every day, yeah. So like, that's just my outlook on death, I guess. It's like the world doesn't care if you're dying, whether's just my outlook on death, I guess. It's like the world doesn't care if you're dying, whether you're a royalty like Queen Elizabeth II or just some regular common person. You know, death does not discriminate. It comes to us all eventually. And I'm not necessarily looking forward to getting older and dying, but I accept it. You know, I accept it at the tender young age of 31, I accept it's going to happen to me, and I just, you know, go as gracefully as I can, sitting there, sipping on a drink, regardless if I'm in my dream house,'re still kicking it in my ambition bachelor pad here. played a song for Queen Elizabeth, the second starter, Princess Diana. And it was so moving, dude. So bloody moving. She got treated like shit by her family, dude. And she was a people's person. She wasn't some rich, you know, you're stereotypical, you know. So I might just play it. Even though it feels kind of cheesy. I've already covered this song on YouTube. It'll play out loud regardless, you know. Well considering that my two favorite singers also happen to be British but let's beside the point Goodbye of his rose, may you well grow? Well, our hearts, we're in great relationships, well, lies in which are on our heart. Well, look out, Cobra can sing like Elton John. Oh. Oh. You called out to our country. And you whispered to those made. Now you belong to heaven. And the stars are your name. and the stars are your name. That's gotta be the thing of it. You know, you gotta think to yourself. You think Queen Elizabeth the second was as she's sitting there laying there dying going, I was a royal con to my daughter, Princess Diana. Oh, I feel like such a bitch for doing the way I treated her. And then, pup, done. That's how life works. No disrespect to the respect to the Queen. Oh, I feel like such a bitch for doing the way I treated her and then Done That's how life works. No disrespect to the Queen, but like that's how it is dude You know and I'm not trying to be disrespectful to the Queen of England, but like that's how it is dude You know people when you when you die you're gonna have regrets. That's just how it is. a candle in the wind. Never faving with the sun set. When the rain is ending in. And you… You know, and I feel bad because that's someone's family that someone's loved one dude, you know. So my condolences, of course, go out to the royal family. It's kind of sucked, dude. Imagine being your husband going shit, I'm next. I just I hope that when Queen Elizabeth the second reunites with Princess Diana on the other side that they can forgive each other and reconcile their differences. And your footsteps will always fall here, along with the greenest hills, your candles burn out along the whole, your legend and other will win. That's no control of the world. for our nations and old entire. Even though it's right, the truth brings out to deans, all the words, you're not express, the joy of Ross, through our years. Such a beautiful fucking song dude This is like princess Diana's tribute so it feels kind of tacky to Play it for Queen Elizabeth the second but Yeah So if I offend anyone with this video I'm sorry I found anyone with this video. I'm sorry, I'm going to get a bottle to try it because I love peach flavored stuff. And… going to get a bottle to try it because I love peach flavored stuff. And well, I finally got me a bottle. So yes, I do wish, however, that crown royal would make this a regular flavor. Because, oh my God, is this stuff just oh it's very similar to the A to the E&J peach brandy it's got that similar peach taste it is simply delicious to Queen Elizabeth the second we got some crown royal peach Cheers Pardon, pore, pour it. There it goes. There it is. Oh, put a spot, not in your tea and buddy your crumpets with it. I'm 80% British and I love British culture. I find it charming and fascinating to say the least. Nothing wrong with embracing, to say the least. Nothing wrong with embracing my natural heritage. And it seems to me you've lived your life like a candle in the wind. Never faded with the sun set when the rain's in here. And your first is always falling. I love for your legend ever will be. Goodbye and this rose from the pantrylose, with thy own apart. Goodbyes rose from the petrelouse, with thy 96 years old, you've run the right to be cranky, grouchy, and complain about everything. I have mad respect for my elders. I don't give a bloody shit who they are. Okay? I have mad respect for my elders. I don't give a bloody shit who they are, okay? It's one of the reasons why old people like me, despite the way I dress. I dress up an aussie, I was born shirt and spite collar and my bandana, my necklace, and my necklace, kind of thing of thing you know I look like a fucking punk I'll acknowledge that but like once they get to know me they're like hey this god's punks all right you like I support gay rights as long as you know I support gay rights as long as you're in a sicko I don't give a shit you know that's it's pretty self-explanatory You want to identify as a non-binary transgender tree? Okay, well, that's a bit weird, but As long as you're happy and you'll be hurting anyone else. I don't care. You know? video offends anyone. I'm sure there's going to be some troll text message texting me like, you sir, an asshole! It's like, what? How am I a fucking asshole? Ah, okay, this has now become my new favorite flavor of crown royal. All the other flavors of crown royal can kiss my ass. Yeah. I don't know, funerals to me are depressing to a point. So I believe in toasting the dead with good alcohol and just saying salu cheers salacha Who wants Crown Royal? You live your life like a candle in the wind. Never faded with the suns and when the rain is standing in. Right there on sunset I heard it kind of like, I heard it through the headphones man, it was a little off key, but what do you do? And your footsteps will always go! Yeah, the Long England's greatest things The candles burn how long the fall Your legend ever will be That's such a beautiful remake. Due props to Elton John's a really good song. I was like, mmm. Goodbyeing throws. May you ever grow in our hearts? You are the rays of the least sense. Well, I've done all the hearts. I can't help but have had an amazing singing voice. And the other reason I say it feels tacky to play this song because Queen Elizabeth the Second died is because of the way Princess Diana was treated. And I'm not trying to be tacky. I genuinely sincerely hope that Queen Elizabeth II is resting in peace and that her and her daughter have reconciled their differences. Oh smooth ass fuck whiskey. Bro, okay crown royal peach fucking delicious I'm like dude a crown royal release this with their regular flavors would totally buy it They even got the bag to go with it. Poustege. This is why I feel like toasting off the Queen of England to some crown royal is fitching because this shit's expensive and it's prestige. It comes with its own crown royal bag and everything, you know. I was able to get it because of the generous donations from my fans. Oh, that's good. Hold on. You call out to our country and you whisper to the love of the main you belong to them and the star the love to me. I'm trying to be on this Elton John England's rose kick, but like the Queen of England died and I don't know. ourselves some crown royal peach. And I'm in a moment of silence listening to Big Ben, Big Ben chime off. It seems fitting in its own special way, yes. I may call myself King Cobra JFS, but that's just a fucking stage name. I'm incredibly artistic and King Cobras are my favorite snakes. No, really? So I want all of you to like appreciate what you have with your family because you never know when they're gonna die. You know, life is disgustingly ironic and beautifully precious. Ugh, ugh, ugh, fuck me. I feel sorry for Prince Harry just because that was his bay, you know. Like, shit! just because that was his bay, you know? Like shit, you want to complain about your dry spell, but there were dudes out there who have lost their women because of old age. And all of a sudden, you're like, you know, a five-year dry spell doesn't seem so bad. when you examine people out there there who have gone through worse. I generally feel bad for Queen Elizabeth the second because that was somebody's grandmother. for Queen Elizabeth the second because that was somebody's grandmother. You know, I think gloomy and casper I dare say. It's beautiful weather. Oh, it looks like it might rain. Oh, I do enjoy a good rainstorm. It's beautiful. The smell of summer rain. It's one of those things that just, you know… And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle and away never fading with the sun with the sun's head when the rain is hanging. And your fidders will always fall and scream as hell. Your candles run our love before. You let… And ever we will… I am not trying to be that guy but you already know that had to be going through if it wasn't then you know and no disrespect to Queen Elizabeth the second, but you already know that's going to be going through her god damn mind like, oh, I want to die and meet Diana on the other side and she's going to be like, well, about time. It's I genuinely care because I'm 80% British and a lot of people respect to the Queen. You know, so it's like, what am I gonna do? I want to blast big bed on my channel and drink some crown royal peach. That's what I'm going to do. Oh, that is good. Oh, that is fucking good. Okay, this is a whiskey I would serve to Queen Elizabeth and Princess Diana. Okay, it's… It's that fucking good. It's got a little bite towards the end but that delicious mmm. Oh that delicious peach. Exquisid. Sempty days without a month, this toy-drawal is clay, for our nations, northern Chad. Even though I try, the curing us to tears, all I would in our express, the joy of us through the years. The joy of ours through the years. And it seems to me you've lived your life like a candle in the wind. Never faking when the sun says when there are eggs in the air. And your footsteps will always fall in long, these greatest hills. And those burnt I love before. Your legend ever will hear. Okay, I'm gonna say it right now, respect. Okay. I'm gonna say it right now, respect to the Queen of England. Even though modern times are past that king and queen BS, it's still held on tradition. Tradition. Tradition. Goodbye, droves. May you ever burn our heart. You will erase the latest cells. Well lies in town a far. And good belies rose rose from the country. And good belies rose rose from the I sincerely hope we miss the wings of yours. More than you'll ever know. You know what I'm saying? I sincerely hope that Queen Elizabeth II reunited with her daughter, Princess Diana, and they reconciled their differences. Because when you're about to fucking die, that's the kind of shit you think about you too. I could have done this better or I could have done that and then you're done. Dying is just like going to sleep, you know, it really is. It doesn't hurt to die. It's just like going to sleep and never waking up. People who are scared of death, it's just like, there's no need to be afraid. I agree on that bitch hold up once more than you, When the rain's still in And your fuses rise far There's not no England's greatest hill The candles where I love it for You legend every week Oh, well. This little vocal cover, The Seven May, and then like you hear like a burst of… Yeah, you know, people going crazy, yeah. People going crazy, yeah. Yeah. Ellen Jones, a beautiful singer. I won the lottery I'd donate a million dollars to Elton John's AIDS Foundation charity. You know, because people want to call me a homophobe, but it's like, oh hey look, Cobra can actually sing like some people. Oh, yeah, I want to keep doing book covers. You know what? That's all right. I don't feel like doing local colors right now. Just, I'm a bit tipsy. I'm a bit tipsy. Naughty Bastards, copras getting drunk again. Yeah. Mm. Playing Queen on my YouTube channel seems really fucking cliche. But… I'm a boy for Kilbrucah. She was telling me. Over to Queen Kilmour… They've opened her investigation into your connection with the death of Conrad Roy. So this is kind of how I'm just doing my thing, gonna hit this, you know, legal Vape pen. legal fate pen There we are. Bloody good. A little bit of that. Delta 8. 9.10. Can I guess? I'll be. Shh. It feels like a really shitty joke. And to apologize to the British people if you feel like, oh hey, it's because you're 80% British Cobra. You need to calm the fuck down with your shit. It's because you're 80% British Cobra you need to calm the fuck down with your shit like okay Cobra you're 80% British calm the fuck down Queen Elizabeth the second just died and you're up here like you want to hear me saying like to calm down. I'd like to think that even though I never knew it personally because I'm proud of my British heritage. That it's like hey a fellow British person just died. You know, kind of thing. Like there are plenty of people who die but it's just like when it's connected to your heritage you know Like okay. Yeah. I'm 80% British fucking sue me. You know percent Scottish. I have. Goodbye those rolls may well, growing up, for the race, and then, lies in the corner hall. Oh, I love my sexy singing, Snot even about that you have soul. England, she passed away, God save the Queen, as they famously have said, may this save her on the afterlife. For the shit she's done in real life, I'm not responsible for that. Whatever bullshit she did in in Fuckin' real life You know what I'm saying? Like, okay, you did this this this and this that's not my fault man Oh man. All of my 80% British heritage. So of course I'm gonna fucking go on camera and belt it out. I sincerely hope that the Queen of Elizabeth the second and her daughter Princess Diana reconciled their differences over the afterlife. That's what I hope. Because I already know that for some people, you know, you know, you're not saying, is going to be a sad one, but like, you know what I'm saying? Life goes on. That's, you know what I'm saying? I'm saying you gotta keep their memory alive in some special way. You know what I'm saying? You gotta keep their life, their memory, alive in some special way. So may Queen Elizabeth taste the crown The Crown Royal Peach Whiskey. Even though it's not from her reign, it's in Canada. It's in Canada. You know, Crown Royal is made in Canada. Well, offer it as a spiritual treat to the legendary. Queen Elizabeth II. May she enjoy the afterlife. Like, okay, I'm 80% British, so you wanna fucking get mad at me for making this video, go fuckin' to me for making this video go fuck yourself and it seems to me you lived your eyes like candle in the wind never faded with the sun's air when the rain is and you put us with all as well long in squares years And you first as well as vote! Yeah, long in the squares here. You're kind of long before. You're legendary. So, uh, Princess Diana died and that's, and that's, and that's kind of some bullshit. But then Queen Elizabeth II, her mother died. That's some bullshit too, but that's life dude. That is life, good sir, oh madam. That is life. All we can do is embrace it and enjoy it. Enjoy life while you can because when it's gone, it's gone, you know. Life won't damn fucking whiskey ever invented. Yeah. The greatest god damn fucking whiskey ever invented. Okay Jack Daniels peach cocktails. to their to their mix. I was like, oh! but I've experienced peach whiskey perfection. here is peach whiskey perfection. Okay. Love and else we've lost, those empty days, without a smile, this torch will always carry for our nation's golden child. Even though we try, even though we try, the truth brings us to tears Like the council in the world. Like come on dude. The Queen of England died. So you get yourself some crown royal? Like that's the perfect thing to toast off to madam, the missus. Okay? Come on. Okay? YouTube. Oh fuck me, I get a little bit drunk and my inner British comes out. Whoo! Crown Royal Peach. It is simply exquisite. YouTube, this stuff is delicious. This stuff is delicious enough to toast off the Queen of England as it says crown and royal that's it's in the fucking name your majesty I'm just that's what I'm saying like I'm not trying to be a little smart ass but that's how his dude crown royal whiskey I mean come on It's so I feel good about toast now Queen Elizabeth the second to this delicious Crown Royal Peach I'm not one of her royal peach. I'm not one of her royal subjects. I'm just some American asshole who has 80% British heritage. It's also extremely autistic. So it's like, hey, I'm British like on Zandadifil. So I tell us to her excellency and I mean that with all sincerity. I mean that with all sincerity. Ah! all sincerity. Ah some crown royal peach. I thought about sending Queen Elizabeth the second at some tactical soap but even if you're too old for that shkw shkw shagnasties kind of thing. Ah, your husband would have smelled it. Oh, like a rock star. I've had nothing but good experiences with my tactical soap. It seems hardly inappropriate to plug that, especially in the middle of paying tribute to the Queen of England. What it is, what it is. Yeah, Queen Elizabeth II died. That's a part of life. Is this what it is? This is the toast off the madam and the missus. I have some peach crown royal. Because she is royalty, it seems oddly fitting like the Queen of England died so you drink some crown royal you know I'm not doing it to be funny I'm doing it to be serious maybe 80% British but I'm not proud of American. That being said, why the fuck is everyone fight with each other? It's fucking stupid. Like, well, you don't, you know, the political argument, it's not the time for that. I apologize. If I could buy a bunch of bottles of this delicious nectar for British royalty, like, hey mate, the Queen just died. Have yourself a bottle. Oh! That's really good fucking. Yeah. But I do appreciate you all watching it and turning in the watch me go alive. God damnin' the moon go alive. God damnin' life aren't a damnin' life or an hour. Well, time flies you do death but tapes is 666 few words hell yeah yeah uh words. Hell yeah. But yeah, the Queen Elizabeth the second passed away and I'm toasting off Her Majesty with quite frankly the tastiest the god damn tastiest whiskey I've ever had. Yes. Jackdant, okay, crown royal peach. Fuck the Haters dude. I have a glass of that delicious this. And uh, oh, punk rock says, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chuh. Oh, we? Where are we? Where are we coming? Oh, yes, the stuff. That's the bloody stuff. I cannot give an extravagant feast. extravagant feast? two people. So I do hope that the Queen of England likes. Oh, crown royal Royal, ironically, huh? Peach. She's British royalty, so toasting her off with Crown Royal is the best way to do it. In my opinion, like, it's ironic, but at the same time, it's like, it's like, it's ironic, but at the same time, it's like, it's like, like, it's ironic, but at the same time, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, ironic but at the same time it's like dude you know what i'm saying like i don't you know condolences out to the british royal family i don't want you know condolences out to the british royal family i don't want you want you know condolences out to the British royal family i don't want you fucking money condolences out to the British Royal Family. I don't want your fucking money, you know. I'm sorry you're going through this. This is something that everyone else goes through at some points. Okay. But for her royal mistress, I would like to offer her the spirits of what I present the crown royal whiskey. What I present, the crown royal whiskey. I want to offer her. Spears. G feel. I'm not trying to be a dickhead, but toasting off the Queen of England with with some crown royal peach. I feel like it was fitting. Don't speak for me personally. Like if the Queen of England like the taste of expensive alcohol and taste of peach cool. Yeah, do my thing on YouTube. people like how did you make this litter in juice and I'm like well like crown royal peach and so green lemonade g fuel and this is what you got. Doesn't affect the clemeness of my partner. Well, and it's so war and war and war. No, but where I be is here. The toast to the royal family. I don't care about the money or the money or the money or the money with a recognition. You're feeling stuff that people normally feel. You know, like, there are people out there who lose people, you know. That sucks, dude. So, cheers. Hmm. Yes less and sell more. No one. No marketing and automation platform. Enjoyed Milchen. Oh my fucking God, dude. Don't let me down! Oh my fucking God, dude. I'm pretty bummed about the queen dying. And it's just like, so one shows me a video of the Beatles. That's not the British stereotype mind you. Okay, tell you all of you right now. Don't let me down! I love the fact that I can fucking sing a child a lot. She does. I love the fact that I can fucking sing like John Lennin' She Does. I love the fact that I can fucking sing like John Lennon. Okay. Oh, Oh. Don't let me down! I believe I've been Oh! It's a lot! It's a lot! Yeah! It's a lot! not prepared for the legendary John Lennon's beautiful Beatles instruction. But I'm still hanging in there. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. Don't let me down. Don't let them down. Yeah, I guess nobody ever knew. And from the first time that she really done with. She done with. Yeah. Yeah. Don't let me down! Don't let me down! Don't let me down! Don't let me down! Don't let me down! Don't let me down! Oh Oh! Yeah.

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