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shoutout video

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What up you two? YouTube does offer free movies to watch which is a nice little treat. I'm gonna really pay anything for it. Just see you in a subscription. You can do a drink combo that I had earlier. This 360 double chocolate vodka is dangerously fucking smooth. You can easily drink it by itself. However, we're're gonna mix it so I saw the the cameo shout out that I got from Danny Philth wishing me a happy New Year's cheers to Danny Phil if I appreciate it it's it was just so cool seeing Danny you feel say fuck the trolls and fuck sick goes you have no idea There we go half chocolate vodka have monster green energy I would call it a chocolate Cobra where we called the last one that so we could call us a chocolate monster that so we could call us a chocolate monster Cobra which that doesn't sound, two PC does it? I like to apologize on behalf of my vocal covers. I get a little too drunk and sometimes I get a little too into the music kind of thing. Yeah. And then when I try to sound, it just comes out as, instead of, you know. I'll start doing a vocal covers on my… much harder sound it just comes out instead of you know I'll still doing all vocal covers on my phone because if I try to do them on my computer the audio cuts out plus if I record the vocal cover through my headphones and then record the video on my phone then the audio for the song doesn't record with the video it is what it is. Rockin' That Jesus is a Cunt t-shirts. I need to get a new one and this one's starting to fall apart. Yes. You like cheeky British shirts? Checkouts. Uh, my customized girl shop. I make unisex t-shirts for both boys and girls. I have a rather cheeky shirt that says Prince Andrew is a nasty wanko. And on the back it's got a pennogram in the British flag colors and a crown behind it says God saves the Queen. It's like well what else do you expect? I mean, Jeffrey Epstein can fuck off. No, that's the thing of it. Prince Andrew got caught hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein instead of owning up to it, fucker denied it. I'm like, bro, now what's this photo with you in this alleged underage girl? No, didn't, fuck that nasty shit. Not only that, but like I've heard some of like really nasty things about Prince Andrew. the Queen's recently deceased Queen's son, he's an entitled arrogant piece of shit, and he treats royalty staff like crap. Dude, fuck that, you spoiled little fucking Lanka, nasty wanker, bloody-kunt piece of shit. I do feel bad for him because his mom died but that's as far as it goes. You know, the things I've heard about Prince Andrew have not been very nice. Nope. If you want to buy the t-shirts, I'll put the link for it in the comment section below. Buying a t-shirts is a great way to support the channel. This tastes like chocolate and monster green energy original. Pretty tasty. Sugary goodness. Whoo! Pretty tasty, sugary goodness, whoo! Right now I'm watching Elvira's movie Macarb, Count Dracula's great love. Available free with ads on YouTube movies and TV. But be warned, the movie does contain some female nudity, you see some boobies, and you see a little bit of blood, so you know, if that's the kind of thing that makes you a little, you know. And yeah, don't watch. And Alvira is just… I don't want to play the entire movie because I don't want to get a fucking wearing a bracelet see oh you know get lots of fun coming up lots of fun take my yeah you look like lots of fun I word for it trust me I don't want to play the entire movie because I don't want to get a fucking copyright strike I've got an audio strike mr. Saunders you got to watch it on YouTube with that yes yes I do I couldn't believe when my album sold out in one day flat. Friday the 13th is normally seen as an unlucky sort of day, but for me it was actually a really good day. Friday the 13th was a really good day for me man. I spent some time with my dad. We went to the hardware store. I took all the, you know, I got some gifts for Christmas to a particular hardware store that would allow me to buy more wand-making supplies essentially and that's exactly what I did I got a box full of cylinders ready to carve out into a cobra craft I'll be offering more colors too. Yeah, doing more colors for my fan girls. Like where I make the blade of the wand, sparkily pink, and I make the handle of it gold. Yeah. So I got all kinds of colors. I got a bunch of brand new colors and stains I want to try out. It would be nice. Uh, Babbage, thank you for your $1.69 holler to goo, uh, cash app. Shout out to Joe, Fucked Troll, United Cycle Crew! Yeah, buddy. Uh, Wally, thank you for your $2 to cash a Happy Circle of Protectioner on your buddy's Crow, Tim. That's what's, uh… Honestly, if I built my clock tower dream house, I know the notes of the final rope swung bell. But more importantly, I would get a, I'd have a pet raven if I could. I have a chill out in my dream house. If you're one of those all black ravens, and I teach him to cuss like a sailor dude Hey Zach, thank you for your one dollars to cash app for time to go to bed, but they're not gonna laugh boy Yeah, well, I'd like to see you make me your one dollar really is gonna influence me. Let me tell you Maybe you should get a life. Shout out to Alex Ford I got 350 bucks for my album plus the 150 that he gave me as a Christmas advance so I could buy presents for people in my life. No I'm gonna be making wands for my extended family members that I spent Christmas with because I feel like an absolute ass for ending up in, you know, that's not a good feeling when you're getting picked up by your father from jail on Christmas Eve. Not exactly a, you know, Bing Crosby, fucking picturesque. I'm dreaming, just… I don't even get me started, I could totally seem like Bing Crosby. Yeah. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. I get down with some Bing Crosby. I'm not just saying that because he's a pipe smoker. all the shout-outs for cash app. It's pretty sad when your trolls are more concerned about me getting laid than I am. Like, it'll happen when it happens, dude. You can't rush a good thing, and you really can't. I'm making hella good money on my t-shirts, too, so I appreciate that. more than you'll ever know. that's just the truth of it because now the biggest fan of Christmas and now that it's over I just I feel you know and that's just the truth of it because now when next Christmas comes around I'm gonna be reminded of last year's you know and that's just the truth of it because now a next Christmas comes around I'm going to be reminded of last year's fiasco and you know just how I mean my family feel to be honest And I've definitely been cutting down on my drinking. I know people don't see it I know they're not going to see it dude. That's the thing of it. I could go on, you know, I could be literally like not have a single god damn drink all fucking day and they'll be like well it's about to be five o'clock yeah fuck it's when you go on camera we're like hey it's after five here's the drink combo of the day kind of thing it looks a lot better than you're sitting there like 1130 in the morning like, hey fuckers. Do I really have any new donations in the ill PayPal? But that's all right. Yeah. But that's all right. customized girl to make my t-shirts not a sponsor and just because it says customized girl that's just the name of the fucking website man they make stuff for the dudes I try to do like unissex items you know yes right now it says you have $79 and 64 cents and redeemable earnings you cannot do a cash-outs on your t-shirt sales with customized girl until you reach a minimum of 3030 or less. And I get money from every shirt that I sell every 30 days. So that's cool. It's not much, but hey, you know, it's a place to create merchandise and sell my shit. I want to request a payouts. Starting off the weekend of the week was like $79 plus. Yeah, let's do that. Plus like the 200-some other I have in my bank. I am not complaining dude. It's been a good weekend for your boy. weekend for your boy. That's empty. Okay. I mean 80 practically made 80 bucks to selling t-shirts man that's almost a hundred I love it I'm releasing four brand new designs on Monday a ban t-shirt for at the gates of hell. A couple pairs of ladies' underwear and a… Yeah, so I'm releasing like three brand new fan girl merch items. Now this is cheeky if you ask me because I literally took my mug shot from when I got arrested on Christmas and put it on the front of some ladies underwear and on the front it says can't contain sexy and on the back it says King Cobra JFS that's that's good shit then of course I had to make one for my trolls too, it says, it's kept a whiny troll face on the underwear, it says King Cobra JFS wins. And on the back it says Kiss My Ass, that's as midnight man. I want to finish watching my El Vira movie. Well, because now I'm watching on YouTube's recommending them like, Oh well, if you like this movie. Visiting the church that Varg anonymous, what the fuck? Hold on. Hello guys, Boris from the future here, I hope you're doing well. I'm doing excellent. What do I see the necklace you're rocking, bud? Subscribe, like. I'm watching this video right now. I see the setanic necklace he's rocking, that's what's fucking up dude. Of the sponsor of today's video, Gothicic. Gothic is an online jewelry outlet that makes high quality handmade jewelry at some of the best prices in the market. They have a huge collection of products that goes from rings, bracelets, pendants and even earrings all made with different styles and materials. Here you can see what kind of product I choose. Of course I couldn't go without a pentagram ring combined with a Lucifer Lucifer Sijo one, a Buckingham black man ring and his beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful school cross-to-shis depth depth depth depth depth depth depth vacuum black-won ring and his beautiful school cross one. They were so kind to let me… Okay, I dig this guy's style. Salso necklace such as this depth turret, which I love. If you're curious, they currently have up to 60% of sale. That you can check following the link in the description down below. And if you want to save even more, you can get a 20% top stainless steel pieces using the disc on yeah now if you want to smell sexy for the of age ladies you got check out that tactical soap coupon code King Cobra affiliates and coupon will be in the description the little box if you will below the video you can check it out copy and paste the affiliate link for tactical soap when you go to buy it. And then if you use coupon code King Cobra like it says in the description box, when you go to check out you'll get 15% off your next order. And even though I have not had sex in five years, I honestly don't care because I know the soap works. and I want to continue to wait patiently just keep doing my thing. You know and this is why I like wearing the tactical soap is because if I go to a God damn bar with my buddies and I just got down shying with my tactical soap, got some clean clothes on looking looking and smelling sharp you know handsome and all that sort of thing fucking yeah dude chicks pick up on that shit but somebody who's been rejected by every chick I've liked since the fourth grade women noticed me when I wear the soap I don't gotta be like oh yeah I'm king Cobra JFS you know I'm this autistic goth rock star Satanist hippie vampire fucker, you know. Good, Boris 20. Thanks to Gothic to sponsor this video and now back to the block. Hi guys, it's 8am and Bard Fost burnt down. Okay, you know, I'm a Satanist, but you shouldn't fucking do that shit, man. That's just not cool, okay? Like, if want to have a like a dislike for the corruption and I understand not in that's the thing of it is I actually have relatives who go to your sky god churches and the relatives that do do that you know who you are you know who I'm talking about you don't need to know shit because you're YouTube the the relatives that I have that do go to church are actually very cool about it they don't shove me in your face you know if you want to come along you're always welcome you know that's the way it should be. Here, let me ask you this, okay, how would it feel if a bunch of radical Christians decided to burn down the Church of Satan? You know, so it really comes down to the golden rule, it's treat others the way you want to be treated. I know it sounds weird, but I'm a Satanist who loves church bell towers and clock towers like I love the sound of church bells magnificent upon doing some bloody research You know that video I post on my AK YouTube, I just found the coolest sounding bell and I had to share it on my page I used the tone finder on the internet and going based off of the video and what I found from the tone. It is a D4. Because the video said the back two bells were in a D-note. And musically speaking, if you have a carillon with four octaves of bells and like the last four bells the last three are going to be on the carillon but that what that fourth bell you know what I'm saying for like harmony wise if I made like the biggest ropes like the rope swung bell in my dream clock tower fucking a sinister sounding D4 you know what I'm saying like the one you heard in the dream clock tower fucking a sinister sounding D4 you know what I'm saying like the one you heard in the in the video that I did octave speaking it it just makes sense because of like the last three bells in the carillon abc and then you have right there you know what I'm saying yeah every bell on bell on my clock tower would have a satanic pennogram on one side and a pot leaf on the other. The rope swung bell would have a co-hooted cobra on the other side of the pot leaf. And underneath the pot leaf on the rope swung bell it would say music is a gift to the universe yeah the rope swung bell it would be on a hemp rope with a black and emerald hunter green sally the wheel that spins it mouth up and everything all those parts are normally made out of the wood would be made out of a really strong durable metal. Yeah. I'll trust to believe if I've if I've fucking built my clock tower dimension. The content on my channel would get so much more entertaining. Watching Cobra learn how to play the carillon and be like. People like what's your favorite instrument? Well next to electric guitar and concert harps, I really enjoy pipe organs and church carolons. I just got this little playing console. pipe organs and church carolons. I just got this little playing console with the fucking pigs and they're just like, it's just like playing a piano. You know, you know, you know, there were some carolons that have like 50-60-some-odd bells, the more bells you put into to your tower the more complicated it gets to play so my personal opinion four octaves can cover pretty much like 95% of most songs you know based off the carolone videos that I've seen so yeah I think 48 bells would be the perfect amount for my clock tower. Not too many, but not too little. You know, some of the bigger carolons that I've seen have like maybe at the most, you know, I gotta ask a question now. Because this is gonna stump me if I don't figure it out. This is gonna stump me if I don't figure it out Okay, so this is a carillon college carillon. What is this pop-up? Trying to read shit. Yeah. Okay, so this is a, uh, a carillon in South Korea with 78 bells. Oh, a carillon is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 78 bells, that is, uh, that's a lot of, dude, noise. And the thing of it is too, like, the more bells you put into your clock tower, the taller you have to make it. So you gotta think cost-wise. You know, you really do. I personally, I think 48 bells is more than enough. Like 78 bells that's insanity dude. That is according to Google the world's biggest carillon has 78 bells. That's pretty sweet. That's pretty sweet. Hello guys, Boris from the future here. I hope you're doing well. If you're watching this video. I remember to spark the first time I came here in the summer so beautiful totally different from how it looks right now. Decent little vlog dude. Oh, nice clock tower. Yeah, you definitely get a like on this. True. That church just looks goth a-goth. That church just looks goth a shit. Look, okay, here's my rule of thumb. Look, here's my rule of thumb. As a, uh, as somebody who is a, well, a Satanist, we'd like the loose's definition of it, but like, I have my own thing going, and I get so sick and tired of Christians judging me and telling me you're going to go to hell for your sins but telling me that I'm going to go to hell for my religion is like telling it's just like telling a Christian you're going to go to heaven you know so it's retarded to say the least but it's like that's why you know I try to judge people outside of being a sicko, you know, kind of thing. And that's just personally speaking. I get so sick and tired of Christians judging me because I practice magic. And it's like, dude, look at the Bible, all the crap they talk about in the Bible literally describes magic. Or some form of science because like Jesus turned water into wine and it was seen as this amazing miracle but now with modern day technology we've discovered that that's not that's not that hard to do. That's not that hard to do. If I built my clock tower dream house, yes, I would make my own alcohol. I trust and fucking believe I have it in barrels in my fucking basements. You know, fermenting into like the strongest, legally able to make strongest, sweetest, most potentest drink ever. Like, have you tried some of Cobra's portion why this homemade wine I know I have it dude two glasses of this will fuck you up two glasses lay down and you know what I kind of like this Cobra guy he makes really fucking good wine I kind of like this culbere guy. You mix really fucking good wine. Now I'd make my clock towered mansion solar powered so the electric bill would be super fucking cheap and be better for the environment. Kind of thing. There's just so many little details. It would take forever to explain every little detail I put into my clock-towered mansion mind you, but trust me, you know if I built it. You're like, God damn it, he actually did it! I'm in the same place. Now, something unexpected happened. We were walking through the city to get to the station when the Norwegian showed me this little sculpture. And I thought, oh, let me feel it, I can put it in the video. What I didn't see that there was a basket for offers in front of that sculpture, and the angry little man on the left that looked like Niko Bellage from GTA-4 that wasn't happy at all that I was filming. He came to me, angry as fuck, and at the beginning I didn't understand what he wanted. Main reason because he was chewing a sandwich and the only thing that came out from his mom was… So, after some… I understood that that was his culture, and if you wanted to take a picture of a video, you had to give him an offer. I tried to explain him that I didn't see the box, and what I got back was… At this point, I just said, what a fucking moron that I left and went to the Norwegian to explain her the situation. So while I was explaining and pointed it to that moron and what I got at finger, so I showed him the finger too and thought of his thinking like, she was slapping. But at the end I just gave up and went away with the Norwegian. That was slapping all the time. So guys have you seen what kind of characters are out there? Where is it? By the way we are at the end of this video we're here taking care of the cats. I did even go inside the church man that's alright. So I'm gonna subscribe to the channel. Anyways YouTube I'll catch you later.

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