Original Video: Slaying a troll

What is up? Fellow Youtubers. So someone sent me a message on Facebook of some random… Some random YouTube are talking some smacks, so let's get into it. Let the troll slang commence. Pipe tobacco, pipe, liner, let's go I just found this stupid idiot on YouTube by the name of King Cobra JFS. The one in the original baby. Ha ha ha. A. Anyway, John's the jackass over here. His as his name suggests, a jackass who drinks cheap ass, ghetto ass, fucking King Cobra. Now, yeah, just to let you know, Bud, Caspar doesn't carry that. I've only tried King Cobra once, and it was good. The closest liquor store I can get King Cobra malt liquor is in Colorado. However, I'm pretty sure if I requested one of the liquor stores to carry it, I'm pretty sure they would. But anyways, back to the video. For those of you civilized folk who have no idea what the fuck that is. That is a very cheap, malt liquor that has the taste of rotting assholes. Yeah, for those you civilized, folk. Yeah, bro, because you sound so civilized right now. You sound like that one fish off a sponge bob who hates chocolate. Doesn't he? This fat, ugly egghead, fat-ass, ugly-looking motherfucker? Now, this motherfucker is annoying and shit. You know, why you think I'm annoying a shit? I'll tell you why. Because I'm not afraid to be myself. And that triggers you. You're hiding behind this Green Bay fudge Packer's Jersey tough guy persona because you're afraid to be yourself. You put off this vibe of, oh look at me I'm so gangster, and then you see somebody like me who's not afraid to be themselves and you're like, oh fuck that bothers me. He has courage to be himself in a judgmental society, huh? It needs to like reevaluate his whole life and maybe use some role game for that bald ass head of his. Ha ha ha ha! You fucking cub ball motherfucker! You want to call me a cub ball motherfucker? Look who's talking with your nasty, fat, fat motherfucker. You wanna call me a Q-ball motherfucker? Look who's talking with your nasty, fucking fat egghead. Ugly ass fat motherfucker? Look at you. Look at you. You're fucking disgusting. You wanna call me a Q-ball? Look at you. Do you can't admit it fucking in denial and shit that he's bald? This nerdy! Dungens and Dragons loving fuck boys! What was that? I'm sorry, I must have missed that. Dungeons and Dragons loving fuck boys! ha ha ha! Oh, that's good. Actually, I don't play Dungeons and Dragons. I've never shown any interest in playing Dungeons and Dragons. I know a ton of people who do play it and they have fun playing it because they have friends, clearly which is something you don't have, which is why you feel this persistent need to attack some random autistic on YouTube. I think he's like a warlockers some shit. I don't think I know. I would not classify myself as a warlock. I am something much more powerful. Brah, you ain't got no fucking magic powers you wouldn't feel the need to make a fucking video and talk all this shit. Is that making yourself look fucking retarded, yep? And stop making yourself look retarded, yo! Oh. Yes, I am a retard. I am a high functioning retard. Now high functioning retardation, also known as Asperger syndrome. Yeah, thanks for noticing, appreciate that. not being afraid to be themselves. You want to talk about some third grade bullshit? You're sitting there. Fucking, fucking, fucking, koba, and fuck this and fuck that, he's a fucking dissin' that, blah blah blah blah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You want to talk about some third grade bullshit? Look at this fucking video dude, you're so fucking immature. You come off as a jealous douche. You know, hope you feel me. I'm gonna go ask her out myself. I'm just waiting for the right time to do it, bro. You feel me? This fucking guy. Oh man. We're halfway through the video YouTube and it only gets better from here. I've watched this video several times and laughed at it each time because this fucking guy. You know what I mean? Anyways, Gothic D is more Gothic you, you piece of shit. Anyway, he's Gothic D is more Gothic you, you piece of shit. Bro, look at yourself. You're wearing a fucking football jersey. You can't… you're not even Goth, really? Oh man, that's good. That is too fucking good. And that's the problem with the Goth community these days is a lot of people are so concerned on who's more Goth than who, instead of just expressing Goth in your own special way. You know? All caught up, but all you have to be like this to be Goth. who instead of just expressing goth in your own special way you know all caught up in all you have to be like this to be gawl fuck that shit I am what I eat. Like your mom's pussy last night. I'm your new step daddy. You're grounded. Bich. Who probably lives in his mom's basement. Oh man. Oh man. Oh. Oh………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Oh, smoke's pulling crack pipe in all hours of the night. Oh, really? Have you heard your raspy-ass, nasty-ass voice? Sounds like you're the one that's been smoking crack, bro. Bro? Broo? Yeah. And hey, you know, if you smoke your dad's pole, that's kind of nasty, bro. I don't know why you're airing your dirty laundry on…… nasty bro I don't know why you're airing your dirty laundry on social media like that egg-shaped face get off the internet you don't deserve to be here you lose their fuck I mean okay I don't deserve to be here bro I have just as much right to be on YouTube as you do it's clear you paid for those subscribers yeah you know what guy let me tell you something I gained nine subscribers doing a live stream earlier, which was nine minutes… not nine minutes, two hours long. Some of my videos are longer. I make a lot of videos. Some people don't have time to watch them all. So sometimes it takes a while for the views to climb. You know, the views to climb you know the views don't match up with the fucking subscriber count clearly you got okay see I already beat you to that bud oh the the subscription counts clearly don't match the views uh-huh dude I make a ton of videos some days I'll make three four five six seven eight videos some of them could be like an hour to two hours long. That takes a lot of time for people to watch. People aren't gonna have time to watch them all. So sometimes it takes a while for them to build up. Got a fucking five head. Your hair is super fucking nappy and it's parted like the fucking red sea. That's not what your mom said last night. Your hair is super fucking nappy and it's parted like the fucking red seat. That's not what your mom said last night. Well you parked that shit is retarded dog. You want to talk about some third grade bullshit? Attacking somebody for the way they look. Attacking somebody for not being afraid to be themselves. And here's the thing of it. If I was on YouTube and I've seen this guy making videos, do you think I would attack him for the way he looks, the way he talks, the way he acts? No. I'd be like, well, that's cool, bro. You want to make YouTube videos right on? Well, welcome to YouTube. What's your stick? What are your videos about? That's cool. This is what I do. Because I'm a bigger man than that you too. I'm not going to attack somebody on social media for the way they look and the way they act. But this guy's trying to hide behind this, you know, tough guy persona of bullshit. And it's so pathetic. According to your video, you also appear to wear the same fucking clothes for like days on end, like some fucking nasty bum-ass loser and shit. The only nasty ass loser here is you dude. P.S. Ozzy Osborne sucks balls. He's a fucking burnout heroin addict probably like you are. Oh really? Ozzy Osbournes in his 70s and still doing tours, what the fuck are you doing? Sitting on your fat ass talking shit, Ozzy Osbourn makes more money than you'll make in a lifetime sucking your dad's dick. Ozzy Osborne has a family that loves him. Clearly your family hates you and that's why you feel this persistent need to pick on people with autism because your mom's a cut and that's why you're a piece of shit. If you really fucking had magic powers you fix your dwarf-ass-looking face bro! If you'd clearly had magical powers, you'd fix your……Dork-ass face! Seriously, you sound like that one fish off of the Spongebob. Chocolate! Chocolate! I've always hated it! You want to make cracks about my face? Have you seen your disgusting egghead shaped face? Have you seen your fat ugly face in the mirror? Have you looked at it recently? That's the pot calling the kennel black. I mean, holy shit. This isn't lightning. Thank you for providing the laugh. I greatly appreciate it. And thank you for giving me free exposure. All your shit talking did was promote me. For real, you look like a fucking, butch-fucking lesbian or some shit. So I'm gonna stop before they label this like a hate crime or something, man. You fucking chubby, vampire-looking. Chubby? Bro, look at these abs! Yeah! I've almost got a fucking six-pack. You want to call me chubby? Look at your fat, disgusting egghead shaped face Okay, you want to talk about chubby? Gosh look at the size of these gorgeous biceps. Oh Hey dude, if you suck dick, I'm not here to judge. You know, that's your life, you know But Harry Potter said your bitch ass can't come back to Hogwarts because you're not cool enough this asshole and I don't smoke oregano, I smoke tobacco, that's stupid. I smoked tobacco. You fucking chump? I'm a fucking chump. Dude, fuck you. Okay, your mother should have swallowed. I bet it hurt. Did it hurt your mom? Pushing your fat, nasty, ugly, shit talking ass out of her disgusting, hairy cunts, you piece of shit? talking ass out of her disgusting hairy cunts you piece of shit That's your fucking problem, not mine. Thank you for motivating me not to pick. I'm not going bald, I have trick-a-tirial. And thank you for giving me exposure on YouTube. Greatly appreciate that. I didn't see your shitty YouTube username, but you said mine a couple times. So, hey, cool man. I don't fuck with hard drugs man, because I'm on a fucking fat loser like you. You look like you fucking stuffed your nasty fat egghead shaped face with twinkies fucking Cheetos He's got a successful musical career. What the fuck do you have? He's 70 years old and still kicking and rocking out. You know? Ozzy's got a good 30, 40, maybe even 50 more years left. You've probably got like maybe 10 with your fat ass. Like it's sad bro, you're not fooling anybody with the tough guy act this hardcore This hardcore gangster football jersey-wearing fuck boy Raspy crack smoking voice trying to act all hard and shit You too I don't have to try that hard to trigger people. I fucking love it. And if this fat egg-shaped, fucked hard, wasn't triggered, he wouldn't feel the need to make a video talking all this shit. And if he makes a video responding to my video, then that just proves I'm right. Straight up, I just proves everything I said in this video, and I'm right, and he's wrong. I like all these miserable faps' fucks come at me on YouTube, like they're all hard and shit, and then… at me on YouTube like they're all hard and shit and then it's fucking hilarious YouTube it makes me laugh if you're so bothered by the way I look why the fuck are you watching my videos and that's the biggest problem with the goth communities you got these you know assels or like I'm more goth than you. And that's the biggest problem with the Goth communities. You got these, you know, assholes are like, I'm more Goth than you. Oh, well, the, the, petty childish immature bullshit. bro. You're attacking somebody for autism. You're attacking somebody for being themselves on YouTube. You're attacking somebody because your mom's a cut and you're a piece a shout out on YouTube, appreciate it. This is King Cogwood JFS, back at you with another video, slaying some trolls like I slayed that guy's mom's pussy last night. Catch you later.