Original Video: stand up comedy

You too, but your favorite God-bad boy. Can't cope with JFS package you cool copres with another video. We got a mango Pepsi. And we don't eat alcohol to mix it, we can just drink it by itself. Because people are under the assumption that, uh… I have a bit of a problem problem if you know what I mean. And the answer is not really. I like to drink but I don't have to have it all the fucking time man. I really don't. I'm gonna see my videos and take it out of context and be like, oh my god, Cobour's a misogynist. It's like, nah, I'm not. I got mad respect for women, even if they don't respect me. You gotta respect the hustle. And women can get their hustle on without offering slot A to slot B. Men on the other hand. That big dig energy and lots of money to make it work Although it's off the size of your boat. It's the motion of the ocean You can be one of those super super heavy women when you walk with confidence like you're not. You can one of those dudes, it's got a really tiny ass wing, but you walk like you got a big one. It's just that confidence man. Here's a little trick. I've noticed about the dating scene when you have someone, your confidence goes through the roof. If you can unlock that confidence when you're single, you'll have members of the adult opposite sex chasing you. members of the adult opposite sex chasing you. One thing I found quite frustrating is that women barely notice me when I'm single, but when I have someone, it's like, hey, who's this guy? All of a sudden, they want a piece. Because women and men are similar in this aspect. Women and men want what in this aspect. Women and men want what they can't have. Think about that. This is what they call the bachelor effects. And if 10 women want you then another 10 are going to want you and then another 10 so on and so forth, it's the domino effect. of it. You know, they're not to control the situation and plan for your future. I'm still going to make albums. I don't want to stop making albums to be honest. I like the way love and vanity turned out. It combined like the last four decades of rock and roll and metal is like the new age sound. It's kind of cool. Unique, it's different. We live in a society where people are now offended by the United States flag. Are you fucking kidding me? I see people driving their trucks in their jeeps flying all glory loud and proud and yeah. It's my American blood pumping. Yes. Rockin' at Ozfest 2006, shirt that a fan sent me most definitely what the fuck is up, you two. It works. Now for some stand-up comedy. We'll go out of that mango Pepsi when I take a sip. What's the deal with bathroom stalls? They got that little gap between the door and the wall. It's like, no privacy. And then you get the one that the lot barely fucking works and you're just hoping the fucking toilet's long enough to reach the door. So you're just like, yeah, pulling one of these numbers. The Superman, this shit. That's why I don't know if the stall doesn't check the feet underneath the stall to see that it's occupied. It'll look like you have to do the fucking crack in the gap like a fucking weirdo. The fuck is that shit. That's why we masturbated at home folks. Tell you what. And some fucking ass wipe takes all the God damn toilet paper and doesn't tell a management. What's the deal with that shit? Are you kidding me? You going there to take a shit in the fucking asshole behind the counter. It's too fucking lazy to check supplies. And the people trying to have a conversation with you in the bathroom while you're taking a shit. What the fuck man? If I can't understand, hey Mac, you gotta roll the paper over there? My Asperger's a good one. Yes. I could be a stand-out comedian, I could write stories and do it whatever I want. It's creativity man, that's what I'm saying. Fuck there this tasty. Pampi mango, no I don't respond to the surfer. at a public restaurant, bathroom, and a poor bastard that has to clean it up. At some point you're just thinking to yourself, you know what, they don't pay me enough of this shit. You're putting your two-week notice, like I'm not sure, all of deuces. Holy shit. Yeah. Then you get the one ass, so let's just like, here's the person next to him farting, so he must fart a lot of his dominance, man, his man, kind of thing, like, what the fuck? dominance is mad kind of thing like what the fuck and then you instead of the family guy clap of Peter Griffin having a fart war those like a joke with a meme kind of thing I don't know Yeah. Yes. Big deal, but then when that water is hot and steamy, you end up gassing yourself up, man. It's horrible. A whole god damn shower smells like gas. Yeah, geez. And what's the deal with scratchy toilet paper? Have you seen this crap? It's more itchy than a hotel bathroom towel. Are you kidding me? It's like wiping your ass burgers with sandpaper. Like, jeez, I'm not sanding wood over here or am I? Walk up to a hot other Terry Potter chick and be like hey I make lawns you want to see my wood it's magical if your cell phone number or a Hogwarts house it'd be slithering is it'd be slithering into my D.M.'s. Yes. Kind of stick my broom in your closet. I thought people would tell me you make wands the dorky a shit, I think it's cool as luck to be honest. I have a very successful Etsy store, my last batch sold like that, just disappeared like magic if you will. So thank you for that. You know, burning up your cell phone minutes and shit, I have fun with those fuckers. It's really all I guess. Plot one of my zenie voices. Now I had a dickhead try to sell me car insurance. I'm like, dude, I can't afford a car right now. It's all right, my husband will have fun with it. Good afternoon, this is so-and-so-and-so phone. Caughan insurance, how can I help you or some shit name make a model of your car yeah I'm 84 years old and I drive a 1926 model T and what's your name sir well my name is Howard what's your name again and they give their name and then start fucking with them like oh yeah it was a hoh it was a hot hoot hick on the other side of the line I'd be like you sound like my great granddaughter want to come over for some soup and then they just hang out because they be like yeah this guy's fucking with me or it's not really you know I'm saying it's good shit. That stuff's telemarketers do not fuck with my number. That is just a fucking fab. Because they're like, you know what? He's gonna waste your time and Aspergers are around with this shit. I've had it. You can't let people just crap on you because you're different because we're all different, you know.