the perfect pizza from Dominos
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So what is up? You two? It's your boy, King Cobra. Come back at you with another video. Hey, you guys. I got a pizza order coming at me. I want to place the order. Oh. It's going to be good. I'm telling you right now, this flavor of combination with pizza is, oh my fucking God, so good. The hot sauce they have, it's not that spicy, it's got a little kick to it, but you know, it's not like, it's gonna, you know what I'm saying? It's pretty mild, even for people who, I don't know, but I like it with the onus. Oh, you could make it a large four. Maybe. Let's see, I'm watching. Ah. It's still enough for a tip, because pizza delivery peeps honest working people busting their ass you know I was saying but it's not too bad. Oh, damn. That's not too bad at all. could go for a large actually that made a lot of pizza. I'm saving at least 200 for the ones. It's not going to cost 200 ship bonds with packages. Hopefully it won't. But packages, hopefully it won't. But I'm not to worry about it at the moment. Because I got enough money to cover my wall on shipping. And I want to get me some fucking dominoes. This right here is what I like to call the perfect fucking pizza. I tell you what, continue to check out. And… Yes, let's see, pay with… This is my favorite cash upon delivery. This right here is the kupto desistence of pizza. This is my favorite combination. Little good old dominoes. combination. Little good old, little, little dominoes, yeah. Now I'm going to be stepping outside momentarily for when it shows up, but for the moment being… Let's sit here on camera and a bullshit with you for a minute. Now what is on this bomb diggety pizza? Well, let me just, what did I, if I go to my Gmail, I should also go back to the same website. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. Now I got a large hand-tossed pizza, premium chicken, Italian sausage, no tomato sauce, beef, salami, Philly steak, extra cheese, bacon, pepperoni, garlic, parmesan, white sauce, and hot sauce, and cheddar cheese. And I also got two garlic cups to put on top of the pizza, and a cheluter, a Coke, that's how I roll. Coke is delicious. It's got sugar and caffeine. I mean, you gotta eat. I like to call the Gothic King Cobra Special only a dominoes. And this is what I like to call the Gothic King Cobra Special only Adominos. And this combination right here is perfect. The reason why I didn't add the ham to it is because I think the ham would have thrown it off. It would have been too much. Because that parmesan garlic white sauce that they use works really well with the chicken and everything else. So this would be a little food review video for YouTube. It's basically the same pizza I ordered last time from Domino's, but with three extra ingredients. Chicken, hot sauce, and cheater cheese. And I feel like I've perfected and found something delicious. This will go towards a piece of the pie rewards, huh? Yes. Which means every pizza, fast food company, you sign up, with an online count. Maybe one week you order a pizza, you order from this place. You know what I'm saying? Next thing you know, next thing you know, you got a free pizza from each place and you save it and you keep doing this eventually. You don't want to save it for too long, but you can get like one or two pieces saved up eventually within a matter of a couple. Once I'm ordering pizza, that's what it's at. So if you're doing that pizza thing once or twice a week, you know what I'm saying? That's actually smart. Maybe even two weeks, if you can afford it it. But here's the thing of it. Those points add up. And believe me, fast food companies like this appreciate your business. All right, now it's in stage three, almost to stage four, when it gets to stage five. That's where I chill out Scudao out of Seattle. And go stand by the door. The doors are locked from the outside, so if I'm waiting for pizza and I don't have a cell phone, and I know I got pizza coming, yeah, I ought to go wait for the door. That way, if they show up, I can just… here you go yeah And the cool thing about this is pretty much every fast food pizza joint has the order tracker and the pizza the pie rewards kind of thing. You know what I'm saying? So signing up for those things helps you. You know what I'm saying? I mean, for a large piece of that much ingredients on it, that's actually not too bad. Considering the time it takes to deliver it, make it, and the cost of the ingredients, everything's fractured into play play you know but I did a couple of vocal covers for YouTube those are looking really nice to take a gander of those quick just want to make sure it's a gander of those. just want to make sure that they're playing. And I'll start the song right away so I can avoid getting a copyright strike on this video. But… video but what is up you too but is your sexy got that boy can go with JFS back at you with another video playable damn nine dislikes man haters love to hate oh it's the same people just like theers love to hate. It's the same people just liking the videos. But again, if you're just disliking the video because you can't comment on my videos anymore, that's just sad. That just shows that you're not a true fan. You know, if you're only subscribing to someone's channel just to leave comments, whether they're positive or negative it doesn't matter. And it's the same assholes just linking the videos. Like I don't subscribe to people's channels to leave comments I subscribe to their channels to watch their videos and occasionally I'll leave a comment like hey you know what's good you know that is up YouTube it is your sexy god boy king cop or jFS coming back at you with another local cover singing some revenge sevenfold gun slinger Check his shoot out. But it's um, it's good, it's good. They uploaded. What's excellent? Oh, the order is right there on the bottom of it and then you need to go to the… Wow, okay. So I had a dirtier moment. I didn't even have to go to the… The Domino's website twice. I could literally just check my order at the bottom. Yeah. But it's… Again, if you're looking to order the Gothic King Cobra special from Domino, so it's a hand-tossed pizza with extra cheese, garlic, promosome white sauce, beef, lami, pepperoni, bacon, Italian sausage, premium chicken, Philly steak, hot sauce, charter cheese, no robust tomato sauce. You know what I'll because that's a lot to remember. I mean, you know, this is the, the seven meets, feast treat thing, whatever the fuck you wanna call it? Yeah, this one, it's good, motherfucin' music. And I just clicked order before. Actually, well, I started the video that we can get it in real time. Oh, fuck yeah. Now we are talking. We got, it's the stage four baby. Yeah. Man's gotta eat. Maaszka some dakeas pizza on your head. Now if you're not a fan of the hot sauce, leave it off, but the hot sauce they have there is not too spicy. It kind of reminds me of a buffalo sauce that you put on hot wings. just to see what it tastes like, but it's like a sprinkle of that. And maybe like a little bit of Tony's, just for the hell of it. But right now, it is in stage four. Cajun seasoning is a little bit spicier so I might just put a little bit of that on there. Because that probably tastes better to have a nice little cake with the heat, but not too much. I mean, it's spicy enough. You know, I'm not just leaving the seasoning off, to be honest, because I don't want to be too spicy. But it don't matter either way because we get in a dank-ass piece on the waves. Gotta give it a second tubes. take a minute but totally worth it. So I'll be disappearing off camera momentarily to go wait outside for it. That way I'm not just propping the door open and walking back. That way I can keep the building secure. I'm not just leaving it open you know because there's a reason why the doors are walked on the outside. and it does add some security to… The doors are locked on the outside. And it does add some security to, you know, general. Now after this pizza review gets here, I'll be doing some more vocal cover videos. Do a couple more songs, but, um, yeah. It's about to get dank up in here. There's a lot of ingredients for a pizza to remember so I understand like a lot of people are going to be like going back watching the video going away what no. That's why I put the stuff I put on it in the description box. I tell you what though I love pizza pizza man, it's just, it's good stuff. And people seem to love the food reviews. Now I tried the last pizza I ordered with those last three ingredients and to me that was just perfection. It wasn't too much, it was definitely very very good. So yeah. definitely very very good so yeah ask Jack bachelor life But maybe not for long. We're in delivery ladies and gents. I don't have to go all right away, but… Make my way out now. Don't chillax outside for a bit. Wait for that pizza to show up. Got my keys with me. The title of this video is going to be The Perfect Pizza from Domino's. But that's just, again, my opinion. You crush up your favorite chips on this bed. Mardab. Beep, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. One second, you two. Yeah. That is where it's at. That is where it's at. That is where it's at. It arrived. Most excellent. at it arrived most excellent all right all right all right so the topping choices will be for this particular pizza will be in the description box below. Now, what the fucking phone. Let me, uh, just take care of that one thing real quick, and then I want to open this beast up and take a look at it on camera. Let's see. Ah.. Oh… Let's see. Oh, they got the kinkover special from Domino. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Nice. And now, for the touch of garlic butter on top. Get on there. Get the fudge on there. Get the fudge on there. And the piece that came fresh out of the oven so you know it's warm. It's warm. And a piece that came fresh out of the oven so you know it's warm. Not to mention, not to freaking mention that on the right over that one pizza, there's a little bit of heat on these garlic cups. They put the garlic butter in their pizza box that way it melts the butter. About a time it gets to… Shavi must have been real good. That was quick. So I'm going to take it longer, so I'm not complaining. Not in the freaking slightest. Yeah, I'll hold the phone. Either I have a slash or two it is on camera for y'all because this is some beautiful looking pizza. There we go. Look at this. I want you to look at it. This is food porn at its finest. Who doesn't love pizza with meat? Oh, dude, if you could smell it right now. Hold on a second. Now before we eat the pizza let's get our Saudi Pop on on point show the logo It's a kendomic reference, but I like it because it's true you got show the logo show the support So got the king cobar, you were Coke Ma or Pepsi Man I'm partial to both I like Pepsi and I like Coke. SODAPA SODAP See and I like Coke. Soda pop, soda pop, hold on a second. Cup, pour. The only reason I'm sitting is down in my lap, only put it on the plate, is so that way we can get over the cheese pull. Get the first piece action going. Go on there just like that. There's one and two. There we go. Beautiful. Look at all that grease man, that's how you know it's going to be a good pizza. I'll. Hold on a second. Let's get into it. Without further ado. The flavor, you got the hand toss crust, which is working with the garlic white promisot sauce beautifully. And you get the chewing, all the delicious meats, all the delicious meats, all the flavor meats, all the flavor, the the delicious meats, all the flavor coming off that meat, and then you get the chewing, it's from the cheese, the cheese, a little bit of hot sauce on there for a nice kick, but it's not too spicy, it's actually pretty mild. This right here to me is me To me, it's the best pizza at Domino's. Just because the flavor, it works man. It works so beautifully. Get the fuck out of the dog, that's some good pizza. I don't know. My hands are a little bit greasy from the pizza by the soup. Pizza by the soup. Yeah. I'm not going to use my pants to wipe them off on a lot of things. Like Coca-Cola on point, sugary, goodness. Oh, this good is hand jerk soda, but… There we go. Make sure all the grease is dumped on the pizza. Oh look look look look at that it's got that slow piece of bend. For that slow piece of bend. Look at that slow piece of bend. Look at that slow piece of bend. Look at that slow piece of bend. There we go. That's how pizza should be. See what I'm saying? You hold it up. It's got a little bit of bend to it. Now I might do some of you going. That's not authentic pizza. It's not from New York. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. Not as good as authentic New York pizza, but… It still tastes good. See this, this is how you eat pizza. Grease stripping down your hand. meat, savory goodness. Here's the perfect little cross section of that beautiful hand toss crust. One more bite from the hell of it. And you can definitely see the grease is in full effect on the hands. I got some napins. Make sure it's right side up. There we go. Order online. That's how you do. I have to call it a spicy meat feast because that's exactly what it is. Well they got the king club or special whichever you want to call it the perfect pizza that works to. They're subject to opinion if you're not a meat person. If you're somebody who eats vegetables then you know, it or three slances of that, it's good pizza man, the flavor is just, it's so good. You know what I'm saying? If this video is making you hungry, then I did my job. I'm not sponsored by Coca-Cola or Domino's. This is just free-based opinion. And if traffic's good and they get it in the oven quickly, and get it out as quickly as possible. And usually, depending on traffic, like I said, it'll get you a quicker. I'd be so good I wish I could share with everybody, but that being said, this is King Cobra JFS with another food review and Pom M. There we go. It tastes like what you would expect. The same, like the meat toppings, perfect amount. The ham would have been overkill. But, you know what I'm saying? Everything else on that pizza, I like it. That combination is so good and so filling. before I go. Bust up meat frosty tobacco pipe. You gotta have a smoke after a delicious meal. Nice thing about pizza too is it lasts a minute. Minimum four days. Usually it gets eaten up within like two or three. That's why pizza is so popular. Because you can… Yeah. Not as good as authentic pizza from Italy, but… Yeah. Just your… you know. Basic convenience pizza, but… But……… Domos has definitely stepped up their pizza game because their pizza used to taste nasty. I mean nasty, but now… Ugh. Compliments to the pie maker. That was magnificent, dude. That was fucking dank. Yeah. Anyways. Thank you for watching. My Pizza Review. And I'll catch you cool carbade on the flip side.