Original Video: Wanker Scab PSA

Greetings fellow Youtbers, it's your sexy goth bad boy, King Cobra, JFS, back at you with another video. I've been cutting down on the smoking in my apartment. I'll take like one or two drags. Put it out, take a couple drags a couple hours later, you know. Go ahead and put that out for later. Take a couple drags, put it out, you know. Anyways, YouTube, I'm here to give you a public service announcement on Wanker Scab. That's W-A-N-K-E-R-Scab. How do you get Wanker Scab? Is it curable? It only affects men from what I've gathered and… Basically if you masturbate as a dude if you masturbate with no loop you hobo jerk yourself off, you know what I'm saying? With no loop, and you jerk your dick too hard or too fast, you can literally cause your dick to get a chafe burn from masturbating too hard or too fast, you can literally cause your dick to get a chafe burn from masturbating too hard. And it forms what I like to call, wanker scab. And how do you get rid of wanker scab? Simply quit masturbating for a couple days to a couple weeks. Let that shit clear up, you know. getting wanker scab is no joke. I've had it before. It sucks! You know, and you think, oh, I'll just jerk myself off underneath the wanker scab. It'll be fine. But what happens when that scab bursts open? And you're sitting there with blood and cum all over your fucking Kleenex. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, getting wanker Scab is no fun, dude. No fun at all. And the best way to avoid getting Wanker Scab, the best way to avoid getting Wanker Scab, is to not masturbate. As a dude, you know what I'm saying? I don't know if women get the same issue, I don't think they do as far as I know, but from when I've gathered, YouTube, but not trying to be graphic with this video, just trying to let you all know, you know. Like, hey, a guy needs to bust a knot every now and then, it feels good, you know. When they're much older and they're on the dating scene, you know, they need to bust a nut every now and then, it feels good. And they don't have to get laid to do it. They can do it themselves. We can, you know. But just a heads up, like, YouTube, if you're, if, you know, I can't say wanker scab without laughing, because that's funny, wanker scab. It's a funny combination of words. like, it sounds like something really mean you call somebody like you're just a wanker scab you know but it's no laughing matter wanker scab is real shit and getting wanker scabs sucks you jerk your dick off too hard you give yourself a chaf burn and those chafeburns fucking open up and scab over. Dude, that shit sucks! Okay, and the best way to avoid getting wanker scab is to not masturbate. However, if you want to masturbate, but avoid getting wanker scab, use lube, you spit, go a little bit bit lower, go a little bit softer, you know, and you should be fine. Like getting Wanker Scab sucks, YouTube, that's, that's no lie. time and they're like what the hell they're asking themselves questions about that last chick they slept with all these fucking horrible things going through their head you know signs of knowing you might have wanker scab okay let's say you're jack and you're cock off you're masturbating you're having, you're masturbating, you're having a wink, and all of a sudden you're having a hard time bust in a nut, so you go a little bit faster, a little bit harder, just trying to get it to come out. And then if your dick starts to burn after masturbating fast and as hard as you can, you know what I'm saying? like a certain section of your dick will sting and flare and then it it'll open up a little bit and then when it opens up it'll scab over. Yeah, that shit's not fun. Getting wanker scabs is not fun. So, you know, if you're going to masturbate, wait till you're a little bit older to do it, just because, you know, it's perfectly natural. If you're in high school and you're going through puberty, and you have a wank, perfectly natural, you know. But, you know, you want to do it in the privacy of your bathroom or your bedroom where you're not going to get disturbed, you know? Because if you get caught masturbating in the school public bathroom by one of your classmates, they hear you doing it in the stall. They'll give you shit for it. They'll make fun of you, because kids are assholes. But yeah, the best way to avoid getting wanker scab is to not masturbate, period, or use loop and go a little bit slower, and not quite so rough you know. And if you're trying to bust a nut and you can't and you think you have to go harder and faster to make it happen, I wouldn't. If you're having a hard time busting a nut, then, um, you know, put your dick away, take a couple days off from jerking it, let your tank fill back up, and you should be fine. Every guy knows that struggle like getting wanker scabs sucks sucks! And the best way to avoid getting those is like I said the best way to avoid getting those is like I said the best way to avoid getting wanker scabs is to just not masturbate. You know? Oh believe me when you get wanker scab you'll know you'll know your dick hurts in certain areas and little spots where it flares up with little spots where your chafeburn flares up you're gonna get scabed over and it'll do okay if you're about to have sex with a chick and she pulls your cock out I should about to be in for a treat and then she sees you got this gigantic scabb on your penis I'm just saying you too that's a turn off for a lot of chicks they'll be sitting there going wait what do you have you sure you're clean you try telling you're clean you tried telling That's a turn off for a lot of chicks. They'll be sitting there going, wait, what do you have? Are you sure you're clean? You try telling her it's just chafeburn for masturbating too hard, you know? And she might be like, yeah, no. So not only just getting wanker scabs suck, but it can cock block you in the bedroom when you're trying to get with an actual person. So, that's there's nothing wrong with masturbating if you're older and, you know. But, um… Yeah, getting wanker scabs is no fun, YouTube, getting wanker scabs is no fun, YouTube. Getting wanker scabs is just no fun. And like I said, the best way to avoid getting them is not to do it. Like I said, YouTube, the best way to avoid getting wanker scabs for males is just not to masturbate. You know. But if you dry jerk your own cock and you don't use any loop, of course you're going to get wanker scab. It's bound to happen eventually, especially if you go too hard and too fast. Not trying to be graphic with this year video just trying to give you all a public service announcement. You know because a lot of the people are going to be going… what the hell you you know, wondering of themselves? So yeah, this is my Wanker Scab public service announcement. Um, 11 minutes, short sweet to the point. Thank you for watching. I'll catch you cool cobras later.