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we need to tslk

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YouTubeers, happy, middle of the week. And when I do with the shooter is, if I'm not trying, individually I'll mix them all together in one glass and add some like mixer with it, see how it tastes. Dr. Michaela Cutty's Buther Scotch. The last shooter drink combo I made, that was on aggressive TV, who's a fan of mine. And that combo was pretty fire ain't gonna lie. Let's talk about Jessica for a second we got some Admiral Nelson's watermelon rum and rum and she's still streaming on her another Pina Colata stream. She got drunk. Now I'm not going to give Jessica shit for passing out on a stream drunk because Lord knows I'm like a hypocrite if I do that. But she literally fucking passed out in a bathtub face first. And you can see the water level was full and a lot of people were concerned. Now if you're calling the cops on me and Jessica is to be a dick then screw you but one thing is legitimate like legitimate concern dude Caravilla I'm not sure what the hell this is. girlfriend he deserves the best blah blah blah and I'm like I would challenge Jessica to save one of her drinking streams which he acts like this and then go back and watch it so she can see how she fucking acts and it's fucking sad dude I hate seeing Jessica like that it's depressing depressing. Like I've heard her mommy have issues, I get that, but like… I would hope anyways. Now we're going to our sunk his mango orange to mix it. Let's see how a combination of all these smell. That is funky, dude. This is what people like watching my radios. The last of my alcohol stash right here and I'm fine with that. I am working on another batch of meat but that's not going to be very until the end of the month. I'm like yesterday I did order Jessica some pizza one of my fans sent me on a shit ton of money and I spontaneously do stuff like that for my girlfriend you know and I ordered her little Caesars Crete your own pizza stuff cross the bacon and then I selected bacon two more times after that and then I got her some stuff crazy bread and twixt cookie dough browning for desserts and it's star-eyed to drink and then of course people couldn't just be happy for her and star-eyed to drink and then of course people couldn't be happy for her like, oh wow, Josh cares. They had to fucking harass her nonstop. Luckily I was able to call Jessica when she was passed down in the bathtub face first. And then she started to pass out in the bathtub without her face being in the water that was a good start. And she stayed in the bathtub for so fucking long I get that's her safe space I get that. when I finally said to Jessica I says honey get out of the bathtub and crawl into bed you'll feel better in the morning. Or watching that part of the stream she was like I'll get out of the bathtub, then crawl into bed, you'll feel better in the morning. Watching that part of the stream, she was like, I'll get out of here in like 10 minutes, then 20 minutes later, I'll get out of here in 30 minutes, and she finally got out of the bathtub. And then when I saw she made it safely to bed, I was like, okay, I'm tired, I'm going to bed. a bite to it but that's not half bad tasting. The watermelon makes it interesting for sure. Slopy shooter combos, oh geez. And then Jessica said on stream, like kid, you know, you're taking a nap when you get drunk. And I'm like, you're right. People do pass out when they drink. And people were not trying to attack her or bully her. They were just doing it because they were concerned. And then earlier in this very same stream, but still going mind you. She talked about wanting to kill herself as shit. And I'm like, I don't want to fucking hear that trolls test me that crap all the time. And that's how much rolls to fuck off. And they want to try talking to her about her passing out the bathtub face first. She denied it. She's like, oh, I would never do that. I'm like, that is so typical Jessica, dude. You can't talk to her when she drinks. Because as soon as she does anything stupid, she'll deny it. She'll feel like she's being attacked. And it's like, we're not attacking you dear, we're just… making sure you're okay. I woke up to see if she stopped streaming or not. The stream is still going. Another opinion of Kahulana stream. He's not passed out in her bed sleeping. Sometimes I do not interact with our camera right away. I'll just hover in the background and make sure people are being nice. They're not saying mean things about her. And I keep telling Jessica to stop giving a shit about what some random asshole behind the keyboard is saying. These are just words on a screen. It's insufficient compared to the bigger things in life. But Jessica has told me she doesn't really have any friends in the real world so she goes on social media because she likes to stream and interact with people I'm telling her like you gotta stop giving a shit about what people think about you. It's a wonderful feeling. Why a lot of people like me is because I don't give a shit what people think about me on I'm not afraid to be myself. Or speak my mind. And you can tell what Jessica gets to have it too much to drink as then if she gets in the depressing mood. Oh boy. I'm self-deprecating to a point too. So it's one of the things me and Jessica have in common, so I can relate to that on a lot of levels. But, you know, it's hard to watch, dude. It's hard to watch someone you care about, passed out in the bathtub, base first, sitting up. I'm like, what do you expect, dude? What do you expect? make up and delete the stream or make it private because that's what she does. Now what's the point is streaming if you're just going to make it private and block it. People have already clipped it and saved it. She went from denying it to going, well, okay, Josh caught me. Oh, jeez. And then, you know, she proceeded to say, well, I don't want to make Josh worry. And I'm like, well, what do you expect? People need to fucking leave Jessica alone. I'm getting tired of this shit. No, it's the truth. People have been harassing Jessica non-fucking stomp. Says she started dating me because they can't handle that Cobra has a girlfriend. started blowing up. People were like, Josh, Jessica's passed out in the bathtub face for her son. I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. I turned back into her stream and sure enough, and I'm like, aw. I didn't call right away because I figured me which will snap out of it. Someone else tried calling her. Before I did. before I did. She woke up briefly to like ignore it and then fucking pass back out in the same position. And I'm like, well as a caring boyfriend I'm not going to have this nonsense so I called her and I said Jessica. First I texted her. I told her what she said about how she thinks she's not good enough for me and fucking. She hopes I find a better girlfriend and I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. I'm like, what the fuck is that coming from, dude? I'm like, Jessica, honey, if I didn't find you attractive, I wouldn't fuck you and spontaneously do nice things for you, like buy you pizza. No, I will say this, Jessica is a lot like me in a lot of ways. So I can't get upset with her because a lot of her personality, I see a lot of it in myself. I'm like, what do you fucking expect, Jessica? Like people see talking about wanting to self-harm yourself. And then you pass out in the bathtub face first. And then she'll sit there and she'll slam her bakardi gold rum. She'll have several shocks in a couple of drinks. And then last night she's like, oh I only had one. I'm like, bullshit. And again, I'm not attacking her. I just hope she doesn't hurt herself, you know. And Jessica if you hate reading comments next time you go live honey just turn off comments. Just turn off comments. Then you don't gotta deal with it. Then you don't have to fucking deal with it. Then you can just focus on your stream and your cooking. What's your crazy Jessica drink combo for the evening kind of thing? I'm not saying that Jessica has to stop drinking because realistically I know it's never going to happen but… I don't know, maybe drink less. But… But my drinking has been pretty bad for the time to time so I'm wanting to talk. But I made a self-conscious decision myself not to get black out drunk anymore, especially on camera because people love to fuck with me when I get black out drunk. They do the same shit to Jessica. Because they know she takes the comments way too fucking personally. I'm like honey, these are just assholes behind a keyboard. They don't mean a fucking thing. Ignore them. What can you ignore them? you But no, people need to fucking leave Jessica alone. I'm getting tired of this crap. Now it's one thing, like I said, if people are calling the cops on Jessica just to be a dick and waste the cops time and wake her parents up, screw you, okay? But people legitimately do the wellness check on her because of the bathtub and because of the talk and all that, you know what I'm saying? I don't like seeing Jessica talk like that about herself. makes me sad. It really does. I'm like, Jessica, honey, don't do it. It's not worth it. on you like that. Then maybe next time you get drunk on camera, don't fucking talk like that and then pass out fucking face first in the bathtub. I'm not here to attack Jessica or anything, this is just my two cents. So sure she'll watch this fucking video when she wakes up. Josh and your chat 24 7. I don't need to be washed like some blah blah blah. It's like it's not about watching you and you know making sure if they're all just saying what you're up to but then she'll turn around and be like where's my Joshie any of my Joshie? It's like oh you can't make up your mind. Well, I'll catch you later.

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