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The Trolls
The Trolls(also commonly referred to as Troles due to a spelling error by Josh) is a list of minor characters who become villains or otherwise have a medium-to-small negative impact on Josh's life. This can range from making his life slightly more inconvenient to being a mild nuisance to his channel, or otherwise lack any major presence in the Cobraverse.
Matt Ciampi
Matt Ciampi is perhaps the earliest incarnation of a Trole. First seen in The Couch Chris Saga, he was the leader of the Casper Zombie Defense Force, a group of tacticool LARPers that met on weekends to train in survivalist tactics. Matt is best remembered as a proto-Trole as his presence in Josh's apartment would generally be seen as a negative, inviting other CZDF members over to Josh's apartment, courtesy of Couch Chris. Matt would also eventually introduce Josh and his girlfriend to Damien, a man who would eventually abscond with the love of Josh's life, joining Matt, Damien, and Megan in a polyamorous relationship.
Fan Mail Trolls
Early in his YouTube career during The South Center Age, Josh would commonly have fan mail episodes where he would unbox mail from his fans. While sometimes this would lead to genuinely great interactions, fans were not above sending Josh glitter bombs in the mail. This tactic would age rapidly, as Josh became suspicious of the atypical packaging glitter bombs came in. The most famous of these trolling attempts would come in the form of The Warlord Cock T-shirt incident.
Damien
Damien is the leader of a Casper-based polycule alongside his wife Megan, Matt Ciampi, and Josh's former lover, Stephanie. During The Stephanie Saga, Damien would make numerous cameos, showing a vested interest in Stephanie, eventually sleeping with her behind Josh's back. This would be the catalyst for Josh losing his girlfriend, and would plunge The Boy into a particularly dark place.
Castellus "The Fat Fuck From Kentucky" Zemi
Castellus Zemi, also known by Josh as “The Fat Fuck From Kentucky” is a Trole with a YouTube channel who made videos denouncing Josh's general lack of hygiene and degenerate personality during The Post-Wendy's Saga and would be the main reason Josh would get fired from Wendy's, after Zemi sent numerous complaints to Wendy's Corporate about Josh. While TFFFK has since admitted he was in the wrong for doing this, the Cobraverse would continue to harass him.
Jonathan Banks
Jonathan Banks was a one-off troll introduced to Josh by his friend Jeremy Rogers, showing up in exactly one video. In the video, Jonathan would mock Josh's hairline and his poor British accent. Such transgressions were not taken by Milord lightly, and Jonathan would vanish, never to be seen again.
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Troll Donations
DoorDashers
Chazz Razz
Swatters/Wellness Checkers
Mr. Oinkers
Mr. Oinkers would make a name for himself during The Trailer Saga after it became public knowledge that he had paid for a flight to Casper for Cobra's abusive ex-girlfriend. While Oinkers would attempt to downplay his ultimately disastrous decision to bankroll a BPDemon, saying that he had hoped that the two could make amends, this would lead to Phase 2 of the NALpocalypse.