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--- incidents:b.c_rich_guitar_smashing_incident [2024/07/13 17:17] – [Timeline of events] stuffedcrustfrompapajohnswithextracheeseextrabacononionsjalapenosandanchoviesdoodt
+++ incidents:b.c_rich_guitar_smashing_incident [2024/07/14 05:24] (current) – stuffedcrustfrompapajohnswithextracheeseextrabacononionsjalapenosandanchoviesdoodt
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 ^  BC Rich Guitar Smash, AKA "Soda review"   |
-| //"The day the music died"//|
+| {{ :incidents:the_day_the_music_died.png?400 |}} //"The day the music died"//|
 | **Event style:** Uploaded video    |
 | **Location:** [[places:615 south center street]] |
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 | **Summary:** Josh gets really mad and smashes his guitar   |
 | **Event Genre:** Tragedy    |
-| **Results:** Destruction of a prized possession    |
+| **Results:** Destruction of a prized possession, downstairs neighbors humbled   |
 | **Saga:** [[sagas:The Post-Wendy's Saga]] |
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   * Walking off camera to dispose of the trash, Josh's self-hatred continues to build. He continues to get mad at the fact that he performed a basic human function.
   * Josh leaves and returns with a bag of Doritoes, lambasting his poor dietary choices some more. The insults become more harmful in nature as Josh refers to himself as an "Ugly, retarded piece of shit".
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+  * Out of nowhere, Josh suddenly feels the need to break something. His target is his BC Rich Electric Guitar.
+  * Standing up, Josh brings the guitar into frame, talking about how he "busted his ass on" this guitar, working a paper route in high school to get.
+  * Turning the camera to the main area of his apartment, Josh does the unthinkable, and starts smashing his guitar against the floor.
+  * After breaking it, Josh makes a pile of the wreckage. Josh tearfully says that's the end of that guitar. He says he will not smash his acoustic guitar.
+  * The rush of adrenaline has worn off. Josh is starting to feel regret for his actions, and is trying hard not to show it.
+  * Bizarrely, he returns to drinking the Sprite Tropical Remix. He says "it's alright" and admits that he overexaggerated. He now claims it's not half bad.
+  * Josh walks to the bathroom and attempts to make himself throw up, to no avail.
+  * After cleaning up the splinters, Josh states that he's sure his neighbors will be happy that he won't be playing any more.
+  * Josh uncovers a guitar pick he was missing, and begins to admit the Sprite wasn't horrible, but not good either. He goes off on a weird tangent, saying he doesn't want a sex doll any more, fuck sex, companionship, relationships, etc..
+  * Josh tells his fans to save their money and not send him another guitar.
+  * Ending the video, Josh has a moment of silence for a fallen guitar.
+===== Aftermath =====
+Fans and haters alike were distraught and brought to tears by the senseless destruction of the BC Rich Guitar, responsible for numerous albums of varying quality. Josh would go on to tell his fans not to send him money for another guitar, and Clint would ask about his guitar-smashing habits later on, only to get blocked on Facebook for his troubles.
+The guitar smash remains in Boglim History as an underrated and ultimately tragic event whose effects will be felt for generations to come.
+{{page>:blurbs#Incident Highlights}}