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--- incidents:ruined_birthday_s [2024/07/24 01:26] – [31st Birthday: March 28, 2022] stuffedcrustfrompapajohnswithextracheeseextrabacononionsjalapenosandanchoviesdoodt
+++ incidents:ruined_birthday_s [2025/03/28 02:52] (current) – stuffedcrustfrompapajohnswithextracheeseextrabacononionsjalapenosandanchoviesdoodt
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 Josh would open up his livestream with a tremendous sigh, as if he were to start an apology video. Josh would spend the beginning of the stream jawjacking with troles and drinking alcohol. The stream would immediately begin to spiral downhill when Josh spilt his entire beer, causing an outrage live on camera. His fury barely contained, Josh would continue to furiously lament his inability to put a can of beer down properly. It's worth noting that he's already this sloshed by 10 AM. Josh would furiously practice picking up and setting down his beer can before spilling it again over his keyboard. This bitter mood would continue throughout the stream. \\
 Josh would continue his stream by E-begging and getting more hammered, not having any birthday plans. Troles would home in on Josh's short temper, wishing him a happy 30th birthday, causing him to seethe even further. Josh would continue to talk shit with his haters, including someone offering him $50 to do a line of pipe tobacco, and a potential customer asking Josh to put a "pleasure spell" on his next batch of wands, as his lady friend was planning to buy one to pleasure herself with. This would lead to Josh giving the troll a stern lecture. Josh would finish his stream out by eating leftover dominoes pizza as breakfast and talking about how he rules his trolls' sad, miserable, pathetic lives. [[characters:Warlord]] would make a brief appearance before the stream ended.
+===== 30th Birthday: The Greatest Lie =====
+In a Discord call, Josh would disclose that at his 30th birthday party, Clint would tell Josh that his high school crush Alicia had committed suicide due to The Troles. Distraught, Josh would remain in turmoil for days before some shit-touchers in a Discord call with him would let him know that Alicia was very much still alive.
 ===== 31st Birthday: March 28, 2022 =====
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 Proudly showing off his habanero peach mango mead(which is barely drinkable) and chew tobacco, Josh would start the stream in high spirits - Well off, an of age goth chick consensually in his lap, and the haters are suffering in their sad, miserable existences of lives. Josh would carry on by talking about how he'd never rat on his neighbors for any reason, nor call the cops on them. Josh's mood would suddenly plummet, and he would start alluding to a difficult situation he was "gonna get through". He would continue to sample his mead and chew while alluding to the fact that he had been evicted. He would not openly admit to his eviction until a later date, however. While Jessica would show up on stream, it was clear that there was some serious tension between the two. Despite the attempt at high spirits throughout the stream, Josh would be visibly upset by the news of his eviction.
+===== 34th Birthday Sushi: March 26, 2025 =====
+A stark contrast to his previous birthday, Josh would not do anything special, nor would anything truly transpire. However, one could possibly argue that Josh's main YouTube channel receiving three community guidelines strikes and subsequently removed was an early birthday disaster.
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