The NALpocalypse is a pivotal moment in Boglim History, monumental in its nature for being a moment of great clarity for Josh: Cobes would officially break up with Jessica after severing all lines of communication to her and announcing his relationship status via Facebook.

The NALpocalypse
Josh officially announces his breakup with Jessica
Event style: Uploaded video(Josh), livestream(Jessica)
Location: Casper Trailer Park
Important characters: KingCobraJFS, Nakedandlaughing
Summary: Josh finally banishes the Bog Hag
Event Genre: Drama, Disaster
Results: Josh officially single, Jessica enraged, Cobraverse restored
Saga: The Trailer Saga

This all happens within the span of one day on August 1st, 2024.

Jessica would go live and receive a call from Josh, who was concerned about her alcohol abuse. This would turn rotten fast as Jessica would livestream the entire argument from start to finish, using her trademark tactics of refusing to let Josh get a word in and then victim blaming.

Josh would start severing ties via social media after the argument spiraled out of control. The BOY clearly had had enough.

Not to be upstaged, Jessica would go live again to scream about how Josh. She would make numerous claims during this, including:

• During her first visit, Josh had self-harmed due to an argument, slamming his head against the fridge door.
• Before his birthday stream, Josh had physically abused her twice, choking her on both occasions.
• At an unspecified time, Josh would say he wanted to sexually assault Jessica's mother.
• Josh's step-dad and biological mother, Laura, abused him during childhood.

Josh would start recording his 20-minute rant video on Jessica.

Jessica would be informed that Josh had broken up with her via Facebook post. Incensed, Jessica would go even further with the accusations, and repeating her claims even more while berating chat members. About half an hour after Josh's video went live, she would ragequit her own stream.

Josh would officially announce his new relationship status, coincidentally minutes before uploading the video “Im single”.

In this video, Josh would lay down every single misgiving he had collected during her visits in one place.

• Josh would start by announcing his new relationship status and making it as clear as gin that he was done dating Jessica.
• The video continues with Josh accusing Jessica of “emotional manipulations”, saying that she lacks the maturity to have a conversation with him.
• Reinforcing his accusation, he discloses that Jessica is easy to troll, and delusional.
• Josh breaks down the average Jessica argument pattern, victim blaming in any way possible.
• The Boy would continue by saying that she knew he was right, otherwise why would she be live on Twitch, trying to “Derail” his fame.
• Josh says that she “did it to herself” in regards to the breakup. He says that no man will love her like he did.
• Josh admits that Jessica is the reason he got evicted.
• Josh tells her to cancel her flight to Casper, calling her emotional once again and accusing her of spreading lies when she doesn't get her way.
• Admitting that Jessica was not in a good headspace and a target for trolls, Josh would disclose that he had been informed by numerous good sources that she was trouble and felt the need to defend her regardless.
• Josh proves an instance of Jessica emotional manipulation, saying she'd get mad and play victim when Josh simply told her “I'll call you later”.
• Josh says he appreciates his fans being on his side, calling Jessica crazy.
• He continues by saying he was at the end of his tolerance for Jessica's bullshit.
• Josh reiterates numerous previous points.
• His rage building, Josh would vehemently deny all of her claims in that day's rage stream with a throwaway comment.
• Admitting that Jessica was a bigger alcoholic than he was and saying she only drinks to get blackout drunk, Josh says he admires Jessica's parents for letting a 40 year-old with no job stay with them, calling her parents saints.
• He further slams Jessica about her Twitch stream, saying that Jessica is “mentally insane”, and that she has a “mental disconnect”.
• Getting angrier still, Cobes would say he's going to find a woman who's much less trouble, and way hotter, clearly taking a jab at the Bog Hag.
• Out of nowhere, Josh says he stands up for trans rights, and that Jessica mocked him for this.
• Josh says her M.O. is to make people pity her, and discloses the extent of how far he went to sever ties.
• The thought loops and previous comments continue on rotation. Patience, manipulation, misinformation, et al.
• in a rather amusing line, Josh says “I have more fans than Jessica does, so you don't want to FUCK with me!”
• After a prolonged silence, Josh says that Jessica has no respect for him and would keep the stream unmuted so that he was painted in a negative light.
• We get the quote of the video: “Fuck you, you emotionally manipulative CUNT!”, followed by a belch.
• Josh gives a shoutout to known NakedAndLaughing A-log and number one hater, Jessica Messica(who he refers to as Messy Jessy and Messica Jessica), commenting that Jessica “loses her shit” any time Jessica Messica makes a new video.
• Jessica's refusal to ignore the Troles despite Josh's best efforts had gotten on his nerves.
• Ending with a few more thought loops, Josh ends the video off with the landmark quote “No man will ever love her the way I tried”.