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The Final Saga

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2024/06/08 00:52 · kiwi

The Final Saga was the final saga in the Trailer Age and was recognized as a low point in Boglim History. With numerous sources of funding cut off, Josh had resorted to drastic measures, such as actually going live. Within Cobraverse canon, the saga concluded with Josh’s death, marking the end of the Cobraverse.

Characters Overview

Major Characters

  • KingCobraJFS: Having settled into his life at the Single-wide, Josh had continued sinking deeper into the negative — figuratively and literally.

Set Up

With the re-election of Donald J. Trump, the ramifications were felt all the way to Casper. Phone broken, SSdI checks getting cut, and his many, many lifelines drawing taut, Josh had to pull deep into his hairy sack of tricks to earn money once more.

Josh broke his phone again

After making an endless number of romen (a cobraism for ramen noodles) food reviews, Terrence Popp video responces, and drink reviews, Josh’s funds had started to dip into the negative once more. As YouTube had throttled his income via community strikes, he was reduced to making innumerable Cameos to sate his alcohol addiction. Disaster struck shortly after this when Josh broke his phone again, meaning he was incapable of making any form of Cameo for the foreseeable future. His options dire, Josh finally sold a Wand he had previously made for his ex-girlfriend JESSICA BOYLE, selling it for $464 USD.

Political relayshuns

With the re-election of Donald Trump, Josh’s finances were once again put into question by the returning president’s legislature. One of these decisions included changes to SSdI, which put Josh’s future into question. As the Boy was making a fair amount of money through wand making and Cameos, this meant his government NEETbux were in short supply. This led to a trove of Cobra-related content, as Josh started streaming multiple times a day for multiple hours at a time, while spouting absolute nonsense and hiding chat the moment he got a little too mad.

Death of a legend

On July 22nd, 2025, Josh awoke to the worst news he had received since his girlfriend Stephanie admitted to cheating on him: Ozzy Osbourne had passed away. Unlike the deaths of numerous other idols that Josh held near and dear to his heart, the passing of Ozzy did not even seem to shake him as he uploaded a Food Hack later that day. His demeanor did not indicate that he was any worse for wear. This was an obvious ruse, as the upload time did not match Josh’s local time even remotely. Josh’s next video, “SKRIMP SAUCE,” showed him wearing a set of rather large circular sunglasses akin to his late idol — but more likely to hide the effects from crying.

The next day, Josh uploaded an hour-long video moping over the icon’s death, painting a better picture of the events that transpired that fateful day. Shortly after 1 PM and after making his food hack video, Josh received a visit from Homedad Clint, who brought him the bad news of Osbourne’s passing. Additional friends swung by with offerings of cigarettes and booze, and Josh was in a rotten mood all day, going into the next one. During this video, Josh also mentioned that his kidneys were in terrible condition, and that he had been attempting to hydrate more to prevent a more serious issue.

Josh's death

On August 19, 2025, Josh would upload to his Facebook page after midnight, saying that he was in such pain it was impossible for him to sleep. This would be a marked change from his typical persona, as Josh was well known for his inability to own up to any form of weakness, and would lead to a dreadful radio silence that was only broken by the most alarming of news.

On August 21, A KiwiFarms user would post audio from a police scanner responding to a medical emergency at Josh's trailer, leading many to suspect the legend had passed. It would be roughly twelve hours before Clint would make an official statement regarding the matter.

Clint had planned to take Josh to a doctor to investigate his suddenly worsening health issues. Upon his arrival to the trailer, Clint found his son unresponsive. Initially believing that Josh was sleeping, Clint tried to wake him and realized that Josh had passed on. The coroner reported that Cobra suffered a heart attack in his sleep, however a full toxicology report was pending as of Clint's announcement post. Josh's death is likely a result of his mounting health problems, and his condition rapidly declining over the last couple of years.

With Josh’s death, the Final Saga ended, and so did the Cobraverse.

Legacy

The passing of KingCobraJFS was paradoxical: It came suddenly, and while many were prepared for it, nobody anticipated its arrival. His death would make local news as well as across many public spaces on the Internet, going as far as 4chan's /b/ board, Reddit's r/music subreddit, and various other less known social media sites.

He will be missed.

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