Original Video: 5 meat treat review⧸food hack

What is up you two but it's your sexy got that boy King Cobra JFS coming back at you worth another awesome food hack? We got Zimountin-Doo First of all I want to give a shout out to Joey's World Tour and Dane Drops. They've already reviewed the Little Caesar's Five Meat Feast. You already know what's going down, don't you? Oh yeah. I'm here on YouTube and Facebook Live doing a food review hack video. Hell yeah. It's going to be a review of the new pizza plus it's going to be a food hack at the same time. video. If you're craving pizza, don't watch this video. If you're vegan, don't watch this video. This is a two-liter amount and do I have from last night. Shout out to what my friends Bree and Phil, the really good people. All three of us chipped in for some… Shout out to where my friends Brie and Phil, they're really good people. All three of us chipped in for some, uh, Sootie pop. And it's ice cold too. Hell yeah. old too. Hell yeah. All right, let's get into it. It's still a little bit warm too, hell yeah. It was piping hot when I carried it home on my bike, mind you. Right home on my bike with one hand, holding the pizza, and a plastic bag which had the butters and the potatoes and the jerking in it. Didn't drop it. All right, let's get into it. Oh. I tell you what, man, this pizza smells so good. Shrown out to Second Street, Scaz second street little seizures you guys rock and roll That's where I went and got it Let's show the goods. Hey use guys use guys Whoa? to that, fucking, halo cute, that mother fucking halo music. This here is the five meat feast from Little Caesar's. Toppings added to it extra cheese extra meat all that good stuff. Oh, there's a reason why you're paying $9 for this, which is a pretty fair price considering all the stuff they put on here. So that's very very fair. That smells and just looks absolutely amazing., yeah.. That smell isn't just looks absolutely amazing. Hell fucking, yeah. Now before… Oh yeah, we've got some talking trying to escape. Hold on. Oh yeah. Now to make this right, I will show you how to properly make make this the way I did it with the food hack video. This is just how I like to have my pizza. That's just, you know what I'm saying? You do you, you know, if you think this looks nasty then you don't have to try it but me? Oh yeah, get that garlic butter oben. Yeah. Spruill and about 4,000 calories to his pizza but who cares you got one life. Live it, love it, enjoy it. Mmm. And as you can clearly see YouTube and Facebook, one's not enough. Pop that bitch open again for the second time. This time I'm going to start in the middle and swirl it. Yeah, get on a son of a bitch. Get on there. Yeah, get on there, son of a bitch. Get on there, get on there. Son of a bitch, get on there. Yeah, get on there, get on there. Maybe a lot of you don't fuck with YouTube, so that's why I'm also doing this live on Facebook public, so that way everyone can see it. Oh yeah. Now I've got the garlic butter on there nice and proper. Full of the Caesars, thank you for making this. This looks amazing. I'm not sponsored. This is just free advertising. Uh huh. Now we've got Jack Link's original beef jerky. Nice, one of those, uh, thick sticks, just like the one I did when I, uh, did the four-minute ultimate treat. I think I'll have a bloody minute. Yeah, the right tools for the job. There we go. There would be a Smith and Weston blade with a Built-in seat belt cutter. Those things are quite nice to have. slash glass breaker, whatever you want to call it. Quite handy to have, especially if you're any survival situation. All righty. We got our open YouTube, we got her open. Yeah. All right. links and break it up all over that pizza. Try to give at least each piece the bare minimum of two chunks. Oh yeah, it looks so freaking good. You have no idea, dude. This just looks amazing. You gotta use the entire stick of jerky for this whole thing. There we go. Let stick goes down in there. Oh yeah, we're talking about it. And you can just see how greasy that stick is. Yeah, Jacklings don't fuck around. All right. Before we add the last ingredient, which is our Nacho Cheese chips, I want to make some room here, get rid of some trash. We've got to clean up our work surface area real quick. I'll be right now, I'll use a work surface area real quick. I'll be right back. If you use the whole jerky stick, you know we're going to use the whole bag of chips here. So the first thing we'll have to do is open it up from the top. And uh, want to crush these nacho cheese, giragoes, and Oh shit now starting to burst open yeah no that's when I stop There we go. Look at that. Now people see you making this at Little Caesar's and they're looking at you like well someone's a King Cobra fan? No look. I guarantee you…. kind of a pizza to a party. That's how you get the party popping man. This is the kind of pizza where you're like, I don't care about the calories. This is one of those, I'm living life and living larger and in charge, living largely, and enjoying my life. Snacking boldly, feeding my wild side, pizza, pizza. Ohhhhhu. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! Now before I do… Anything!…………… before I do… That's going to seem incredibly OCD but I did get a little bit of crumb on my chair and on the floor and that's all right. We'll clean it up right quick. All right now my vacuum don't work but I ain't complaining because I got a broom and dust pan at least. I sure tell any complaint, especially when I got pizza. Sometimes in life when you're handed a shitty situation, you make the best of it. Case in point, my vacuum breaks. Oh well, at least I got a room and dust pan. There we go I put this back underneath the bench wash my hands. There we go. Now my hands are washed, I only give them a dry and we'll try some of this awesome pizza here. The six-week feast, get into your face. Hey, YouTube. Oh wait, what the f- Hold up. Had a piece of that jerky wrapper laying on that pizza by accident? Nope, I don't think so. Cooter. All right. Oh man, this piece looks so good. I don't want to destroy it. All righty. Oh man, this piece looks so good I don't want to destroy it, but let's get into it. We'll grab ourselves a slice of it. I'm not trying to eat the whole thing on camera that would be just plain ridiculous, but I do at least want to have one or two slices of it because Oh yeah Holy shit man, you can just see the grease on the bottom of this man. I took out one slice dude one slice and right there you can see right where that slice was sitting a holy for Jesus, dude. You can see right where that slice was sitting. Holy for Jesus, dude. That's a lot of grace. And that's gonna tell you one thing. This is gonna be good. Hold on a second. You know one song at last? That's so good this pizza is. Oh. You know that Homer Simpson moment where you're just like No, it's off No, shit. That's that's no joke. You too. This is Oh my new favorite piece if I'm blue with Caesar is that is what's up Now I know I said that about the for me ultimate treat but this one this one tops it man. Oh my god this is so good. You know I gotta get another piece of this. It's that good. Yeah, buddy. I'm Oh no, no no no, no, no, no, pizza should not be allowed to taste this mother fucking good. That, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh man. This, wow…….. and… about this pizza dude, this is awesome shit. This right here, this is real bachelor food. This right here, this is real bachelor food. This right here is a real date night pizza. You and your girlfriend both like derrinos, you both like meat, you both like cheese. Yeah. Everything on this pizza works so beautifully together. Oh. Mm. Okay. Hold on, I gotta stare at it for a little minute. YouTube. You go down to the little seizures right the fuck now. You pay about a little over 10 bucks for one pizza and two garlicks. I know it's expensive you can buy two pieces for that same price, but trust me, if you like, Meat Lovers Pizza, totally worth it. Hold on, I'll just sip on some of the do. I'll tell you what, Facebook and YouTube, that and there are pizzas, the bee's knees. You definitely cannot go wrong with that. I'll call this here YouTube video the five meat feast food hack. I'm chip crumbs over my hands. But yes, that was pretty good, pretty good indeed. Picked up some cherry pipe tobacco courtesy of the ash cigar store downtown. Awesome little shops if you ever want to get a pipe and some time, just a wee bit of time, and a little bit of time, and………… and……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… and a pack a bowl of of a bowl of……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. I definitely want to overpack it YouTube. But there we go, I should do. I'll be a little bit caught. There we go. I got some messages over on Facebook. I'll check them here in a minute. I'll check them here in a minute. But in this YouTube video after I… I'll check them here in a minute. But end this YouTube video after I fire up my delicious pipe tobacco. There we are. Nice. Clogged. Put our charlite and take that chart to back and tap it down into the bowl because it'll expand as soon as you light that first light. So I tap it down into the bowl nicely. We started that dry, yes we do, excellent. I want some grease on my lips for eating that pizza but there we go. Oh yes, that is just capital, simply capital, having a nice bowl of cherry pipe tobacco after a delicious couple of slices of pizza. Hell fucking, yeah, dude. Anyways YouTube, I do thank you for watching my food review slash hack. I'll definitely catch you kukukukovers on the next one.