Original Video: A dose of reality

Hello YouTube, Gothic King, Co-Q in the video. Now some people don't like me. I don't give a shit though because, you know, they can't handle the truth. You know? And, of course, being as used to YouTube, people are going to disagree with what I say. I really have no problem with disagreements if everybody agreed with me. You know, it'd be pretty boring if we all thought the same right? That's why the world's a unique place, you know, but Gently Because last I opened one of these Well, it was a monster import was it? No, I actually was a m- it was a m monster black ice I'll make you one copy of my um, particular cancer video. The bushnet was wrong. I opened a monster black eyes, nothing but a shirt on. And the fuck I just went off on the shawl over myself. I was kind of bummed because that was a waste of energy drink. But if I knocked the can on the floor and I thought, I'll open it, yeah, right. Was not, you know, which is kind of sucky because I could have say that for my energy. Oh well. I'm Kevin. You know, I kind of passed down in the chair. It's almost 12 o'clock in the morning. So, another all-mighter, maybe? I thought I'd go into one watch tomorrow though. I had to attempt to at least move with the nail polish. With about this much left. I'm not going to watch it tomorrow though. I have to attempt to at least move on the nail polish. About this much left. Yikes. You know, I, um, yeah. I suppose my dad was coming home today. I guess it's easy to tomorrow. But, oh well. Anyway, and I'd like to thank everyone for the positive feedback I'll… well… anyway…. anyway. And I'd like to thank everyone you know, the positive feedback I get on my channel. Because today I had to deal with more trolls and you know what, let them talk. It was a quote from my YouTube followers and you're right, let them talk because… You know, honestly think, why have a sheerly amusing, you know, when you've been picked on your entire life and you've been on someone else and it makes me a hypocritical course, but I don't give a shit. I find life extremely grand because of its irony. I forgot this one. I'll get these monsters at a discount. And it should be a discount. I forgot this one since your teeth read, you know. Yeah, it could be a vampire. Oh look, I sparkled on the sun. It shouldn't have its monster. It's back to my complexion. Bella, love me, even though I'm a giant douche-back. Really? I've always won one Twilight movie against my will just kind of, you know, yeah, you know, it was crap. It was the first one. It's just, it's a gimmick for little girls. But here's the thing. Twilight supports premarital sex and abortion. Do you really want your little girls to lassening that crap? According to sources on YouTube, people who've actually watched that shit. Um… They have sex before they're married and they have a kid, but the kid's gonna kill Bella, so he has to eat out her uterus to save Bella. Now where are the Christians in this? You know, like you've seen right now, okay you want to get pissed off at Spongebough for supposedly being gay and who the fuck cares, meanwhile you're watching a show about vampires and abortion, um, premarital sex. Yeah, you may want you to look girls watching that? Hmm. Oh, one of the five-year-olds loves Edward. She thinks he's so hot. Yeah, well, my fire loves Jacob. Team Edward. Now, hey, hmm. So your little Five Ro's gonna learn about sex and abortion before she's, before she even hits through a grade. And meanwhile, you know, I watch Spongebob because he might be gay. Hmm. I don't see any logic in that, you know. Oh, and, what the fuck cartoon network? It made a new Looney tunes, Looney tune show. I grew up as a little kid, Looney tune lunch like my old-time favorite cartoon character bugs by all them sons of bitches, and they're funny as hell, right? Tom and Jerry just slapstick, mindless cartoon violence. It was fun to watch when I was a little kid. I like the old movie tunes much better. I saw all three episodes available on the demand on my TV upstairs and it has funny moments but it's not the same as the original Hannah Barbera cartoons, you know. So yeah, I don't really keep taking a classic and raping it of its originality. I might have been really dramatic and make a metaphor but I don't know, taking a classic and raping it of its originality. I might have been a really dramatic metaphor, but I don't know, maybe it'll get better. You know, it's just one of those things we had to give it a chance. Like The Simpsons, for instance, I don't know why the fuck is so popular. I don't particularly find this show very funny. Although the newest episode of the one were, um, the ner-looking-looking me gets a dick for the first time with kids that was kind of a funny episode on hours you know I mean the Simpsons are you know debatable it has funny moments but I don't particularly care for I'm one of the family guy American had the Cleveland show and um Bobbus Burgers I love Bobbelsburg that shit's hilarious. The weekend at Morts and um The art crawl of my favorite episode so far The weekend at Mortso has got more of my six since the humor you know more jury human right now, you know You know how many crazy kids can you know it make jokes about? Death and make you laugh? Hmm. case in point my shan, song, blah blah blah blah blah, my shan on his episodes. My classic opener and asks Sean, where does he work? and he says I work at a few near home when I'm used to saying assholes is no labs and that's no exception he looks at me, you know, I'm like, fuck, you know. But here's the thing, if you can't take a joke on the watch itself, you should not be watching South Park. But so here's the thing, I can make fun of myself on YouTube and a bunch of shows are going to get to me. You know, if I'm really amusing. Now South Park's written episodes, and my favorite show is the watch as well. And here's the thing, if you can't take a joke on the you so if you should not be watching South Park. Case in point, they may find people with ADHD and people who are goth. I am goth and I have ADHD, so… Hmm… But… My ADHD is not as noticeable as it was, like, I'm saying grade school. I'm pretty mellowed out over the years. But anyway now and now, I'll lose my temper, and quite honestly, it doesn't get me anywhere but in trouble so yeah who Yeah. like noon get up do a couple YouTube videos on smoking if I get my apartment you know we do whatever then go to work you know play my guitar I'm just have a routine because I finally keep my my YouTube followers posting in my life it once with each other one or one thing once to get my apartment I've been smoking because we're fun though aren't they like my first cigarillo like my first cigar video I made in my room with, um, I leave it as a Black & Mount Cigarillo, um, I talked about love and shit, I might have, I don't know, hmm. But here's the thing, I speak what's on my mind, that's kind of about YouTube works, you know, I'm honest about shit, you know? I took the island here again because my dad was coming home tomorrow and I don't want to watch it off and put it back on in between videos and shit so I was not taking off, we would off for a while. Because you know, my dad sees it and has a hissy fit. But yeah, under a day I got this house smoke free and you saw how I want to fucking smoking on my my channel right? Pretty amazing. It doesn't smell like smoke anymore. And of course I made my bed and shit. You can see that over there. It was a mess. I washed my sheets and my pillowcases in my green blank I used. Stuff on the doors. So yeah, I would smell anymore smoke in this house. I was just down on my front portion smoking, you know. Because I shit you know, the first time I moved in this neighborhood, you know, I'm trying to go on the corner for a cigarette. All the old ladies that lived in this very white calling neighborhood of mine, if you will. Thought I was a hood, so they told my dad, there's a creepy suspicious character on the corner smoking, just saying, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you will. Thought I was a herd, so they told my dad that there's a creepy suspicious character on the corner smoking, you know, you know, through anything about this. Of course my dad knew he was immediately, he was by the description, it was me and my jacket. But here's the thing. During the winter time, I walked over to the elderly people's houses down the street and shoveled all their driveways. And one was to be good and two was to have an excuse to get off for a cigarette. So my dad told me to go shoveling to get off for a cigarette. So my dad told me to go shoveling to go shovel with snow so I was like all right. Soon I'd make my way over to the elderly people's house and shovel cigarettes and shovels, no. See, just like that. Because it's before my dad thought I thought I felt awful off in the smoking, so now I doesn't get hit that smoking, which is nice, because quite frankly, just make it life and I'm kind of stressful. It's making life on home kind of stressful. See, you know, bullshit, you know, years old right? So it's getting just a little better at home but I still need to move out. I'm 20 fucking years old and I should move home with my parents. Every once in a while I'll get a troll comment it just kind of makes me think. like my I message y'all trolls my channel on flash you my junk. Um, the whole point of that was to be a bigger dick. troll troll troll back.. I get constantly saying… Flashy my junk Um went to DVD, a y'all dick, got the HIV, PS, JS is the best in the business, PS, I got dick like, Jesus, no I'm kidding, that's a funny song, another my dick song, it's pretty funny. fully extended two inches wide and I got big ass fucking hands and when it's fully extended I can fit both my hands around it so yeah I got a big dick and I ain't afraid of any either if you have a small deck don't be intimidated by guys who have big dicks you know it's not it's not good see if you confident with your woman when you haven't sex with her she's not gonna catch you have a tiny ass dick she might but she won't say it up front you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know but if you show some confidence in yourself you might be surprised and another thing ladies stop putting so much pressure on yourself all right straight up dude you know you here both all time we walk away in the mall and so chick's all I'm a size 8 I want to be a size 2. Meanwhile the fat just walking by the man I can look at the size of it going you know it's quite honestly there's nothing wrong with home who has a little bit of curves for right nothing wrong at all so whether the bitch about being a size eight you know be grateful because there's someone who's gonna be a size 86 you know we'll look at that size eight and go I want to be like that so again so again it's not about enjoying a life of the You know, typical, because in the blame for this, of course, in the blame for this of course is that on the magazines that we when read they bring much everything You have to look like perisolting a toothpick and we told airhead stuck a bitch to be accepted on society fuck perisolton all that still do which is kind of hot Mmm, I don't know I want HIV. I'm terrible as I'm joking. Maybe a night in Paris she wouldn't forget. Yeah, I showed her my iPhone tower and she um… I'm kidding. I don't think she'd fuck me though. Unless she was really drunk. Anyway, wow. Although if you saw the commercial appearance, a little she's eating this gigantic cheeseburger again covered in Sudzen and B and bikini in a car. You know what the first I popped in my head was, this is kind of hot, and that's pretty more calories than she consumes the entire fucking year. Oh, but seriously, folks. You know, just, yeah. Honestly, it's a bitch, but sometimes I'll look up the doors of reality helps. I'm looking at our plan to check on my channel and see what you think I think I think this is gothic king of which you on the radio. I don't know. I see why I'm watching it.