A rant about dating
Original Video: A rant about dating
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What's good YouTube? You know, I realize something. My neck looks a little bit naked here. There we go That's better Now I'm here to talk to you about dating and all that bullshit I caught that like a ninja good thing it wasn't lit a lot of women I caught that like a ninja good thing wasn't lit. A lot of women are just sick and tired of men and all their bullshit. So a lot of women out there at YouTube are thinking about going lesbian because they think that they're sick and tired of men and all their bullshit. Which I understand that through a degree yes but here's the thing ladies. You think women won't treat you like shit too? Oh, think again. Which I understand that through a degree, yes, but here's the thing, ladies. You think women won't treat you like shit too? Oh, think again. One of my coworkers that I used to work with, literally was telling me about how this one chick she was going out with, cheat on her, but but she also broke her heart too. So a lot of women out there are thinking about going lesbian right now because they're tired of men and all their bullshits. Well that would be like me saying I'm asexual really. You know, if you like dick you cannot lie to yourself about that ladies you know I was saying you just gotta try harder and I find the right guy you know don't don't fall for the first dickhead that gives you a rose. and what I mean by that is that when I said that's like me saying I'm asexual, I'll be like me trying to deny my attraction to females. You know what I'm saying? Yes, some women do find, sings, you know, I could have any girl I wanted who was 18 years of age or older. The reason why I don't right now is because the thing about relationships YouTube is you don't want to rush into them. And if it's meant to happen it'll happen when you least expect it. I see if the last half of my last swisher suite from my pack, kind of like, you know what else, smoke it tomorrow. You ever wonder this YouTube? Lesbian say that they don't like Dick yet. They fuck around with strap-ons and shit. Which are in the shape of Dick's? You know what I'm saying? I mean it's their life, I'm not going to say anything about it, I'm just saying that's a little bit peculiar. You know? saying, oh you don't like smoking but you'll fuck around with vapor pens that look like cigarettes, you know what I'm saying? Literally that's the equivalent of saying you don't smoke but you'll smoke vapor pens that look like cigarettes. It's the your fucking life, ladies. If for whatever fucking reason you think you're sick and tired of men and all our bullshit and you want to try being lesbian for a couple days, have at it, haus, you know. But trying to lie to yourself about your own sexuality because you're sick and tired of the crap that men pull. Try to convince you that not every guy out there is an asshole. For some people, they've heard that argument, it's an asshole. For some women, that seems like a wasted argument. For some women, that seems like a wasted argument, YouTube, because they've heard that argument multiple times. And the argument, quite a lot of times. And the argument they've heard quite often is that members, and the argument that every person has heard at least once in their dating life. and the argument that every person has heard at least once in their dating life. And this is the argument that every person has heard at least once in their dating life. Not everyone from the opposite sex will treat you like shit. But you have to realize something you too. When you treat a member of the opposite sex, like shit, when you're dating them, you are further propelling that stereotype of your own sex, basically. You see what I'm getting at here, YouTube. So as an example, if you're a guy that treats women like shit, you make a lot of these women that you treat like shit, you make a lot of these women that you treat like shit. Think that all men are assholes. And if you're a woman who treats a man like shit, guess what? Every man you treat like shit. Every man that you treat like shit. False impersonation. Impression, I should say. That's the wrong word. Impersonation, that's not the word. Impression. There we go. Every one went out there who treats a guy like shit. They're going to give guys that impression that women are just mean creatures in general. Because I'm sick and tired of people treating each other like shit. You know? It's just irritating, to say the least. on my bangs. Yeah, my widow's peak is going back quite nicely. If I do say so myself you can definitely see it growing back. That's what's up. That is most definitely what's up. I mean, from this distance you can see all that hair right there. Literally you can see all the hair going back. Slowly but surely. That's what's up. I can dig it. It may take a bit longer before all this right here as long as this stuff right here. But you know, when it does, when it does get that long, it'll look pretty cool in my opinion. Because it'll say to the trolls, hey look at me, my hair's going back, you know. And there are sometimes when I go to make a video, I don't always see everything, you know. Case in point when I made my deep fried avocado video. When I made my deep fried avocado video, I failed to realize I had a huge bugger hanging out of my fucking nose. And it's like, damn it! That's not goinger hanging out on my fucking nose and it's like damn it That's not gonna help me on my cooking videos or anything so Yeah Granted if I would have seen that before making those different avocados. I would have gladly Wiped that off my nose, you know what I'm saying? A lot of the girls find me attractive but most of them wouldn't date me. You know. You know. Sorry about that. Florida goes like stir-free is up on me. You know what I'm saying? Most drugs find me attractive, but they wouldn't date me, you know. That's as far as it goes, anyway. as far as it goes anyway. and I'm not sweating at YouTube you know I'm really not sweating here uh… if the right girl comes along it'll happen when I least expect it you know what I'm saying? like straight up. Life is full of surprises like that. P all my bangs where I'll be able to do a pomador with them. You know what I'm saying? Basically a rockabilly style hairdo. But I've seen goths with half their fucking head shaved. So what the fuck am I tripping out about all this right here, especially when you can clearly see it's growing back. You know what I'm saying? And the weird thing is, this side grows a lot quicker than this side does. So I've had literally, when this side gets longer than this side, I've had to take my electric shaver and shave off half of the length on this side so that it's even with this side. And that way both of these sides grow in at a more even length. And it seems to be working. Up close you can definitely see all that hair growing back. quite nicely. Hell yeah that's what's up. It may take a couple more months for it to actually be a bit more noticeable but… I got some punk rock hair you're going right now. So while my hair grows back, I'll wear the bandana, or if I can't wear the bandana, I'll try to style my hair. It's where it covers up those areas. I'm saying if you're younger a younger individual then you have all the time in the world and And if you're entirely getting your heart stepped on, then fucking don't rush into a relationship and it won't happen. You know, take your sweet-ass time with that kind of thing, and I guarantee you, you'd be less likely to have your heart stepped on. And the thing I have to wonder, YouTube, is what if a guy who treats women like shit, meets a girl, who treats guys like shit? You have to ask yourself that question. How the fuck that would play out? You know? And if you get a girl pregnant, own up to your responsibility. Don't be a douche bag. Now, sex is all fun and dandy, but if you don't want to get a bitch pregnant, then use some fucking protection. Common fucking sense. They have these wonderful inventions called condoms. I don't know if you've heard of them before, but… Yeah. And this is the problem, YouTube, with teaching, this is the problem, YouTube, with teaching a younger generation, and abstinence-only, it's, such, education, it doesn't work. When you're teaching a younger generation, and abstinence-only sex education, you fail to realize that you are a kid once too with hormones and all this other bullshit, and that's you know, the abstinence-only education works for somebody in high school who doesn't have very much social luck, you know, you know, you know, you're a social luck, you know, you know, the abstinence only education works for somebody in high school who doesn't have very much social luck, you know, if they're the kind of person that just can't seem to get a girlfriend or whatever, you know, then I guess to a degree that works because they ain't getting late anyways, but if you're one of those more popular kids in school, then the apps only bullshit doesn't work. You know, especially if you're at a party and… And if you got a bunch of horny teenagers at a party, playing spin the bottle no less, and everyone's drunk or on something, you know. And then you go to, uh… You go to play spin the bottle and one of the more popular kids manages to when he spins the bottle it lands on one of those girls. You know it could happen You know if you're a popular dude in high school and you're playing spin the bottle at a high school party and you spin the bottle and it happens just so happens to land on the girl you have a crush on you know and you're sitting there like well fuck me that's awesome luck you know you take you into the closet for seven minutes of make-out or whatever you know and you know what I'm saying? And freaking… You get it out of the closet with you spin the ball person. And you might say to yourself, Hey, let's take this somewhere else, you know. So you quit playing spin the bottle and you go into an empty room. And you like kissing her so much that you're now doing it in a back room with her and she likes it too. And then the kissing leads to touching and the touching will lead to foreplay. And the foreplay, yes, the foreplay will lead to sex. And, you know, the abstinence only sex education doesn't work for that reason alone and I might have been sarcastic when I said it might have worked for someone who was less popular in high school but I was being sarcastic in case you couldn't tell. The reason why an abstinence only sex education doesn't work is because these teenagers with their hormones, okay? A lot of parents don't want their kids having sex because they don't want their kids catching SDGs or getting pregnant or getting their heart broken or shit like that, you know what I'm saying? But you know, if you fail to teach your kids a safe sex education and you go in there teaching them nothing or complete bullshit lies. Guess what YouTube? Kids are gonna find out. I know parents like to think their kids are stupid and parents, kids, their kids like to think that their parents are stupid but guess what? Parents, your kids are not as stupid as you think and kids your parents are not as stupid as you think. And kids, your parents are not as stupid as you think. And… If I had a kid, I would much rather my kid learn about safe sex than anything. You know, if you don't tell your kids the right things, a lot of your kids are going to be going to porn websites to learn about sex. And the thing of it is YouTube is porn doesn't always necessarily show real sex. All of it is just acted, you know what I'm saying? Porn from a standpoint is showing sex for just what it is, is sex, you know. Porn doesn't show compassion, porn doesn't show making love, it just shows fucking, you know what I'm saying. And there's a big difference between fucking and making love, even though they both involve sex. You know, when you're making love to a woman, it's so much more intimate, you too, you're giving yourself over to her, and she's giving herself to you. It's a spiritual connection. And it's so much more than just getting off, you know, a lot of guys fail to realize this, but a lot of guys don't see sex like women do, and that's why a lot of them get confused when women's they're getting emotional during sex. It's like, well, let me explain something to you. As a dude, you're thinking, thinking oh I'm just sticking myself into something I'm getting my my dick wet you know. Most guys when they see sex they think of just getting their dick wet. They don't see it like women see it. A lot of women don't see it like that you know they see it as giving a part of themselves over to someone that they trust and love and care about. And, you know, most guys don't think of it as getting something put into them. They think of it as putting something into something. But, dudes, seriously, okay, you put yourself in that girl's position for a second. You put yourself in that girl's shoes for a second. And imagine if you were about to give yourself over to another human being and that human was going to stick something in you for the first time. Maybe it's your first time, maybe it's your first time with that person, you know. And if dudes were to think about sex like that, I guarantee you, they would be a lot more understanding towards women in their emotional needs. Straight up. And all these women that judge me for being creepy because they don't even fucking know me. You know, women who reject me fail to realize that I'm a better candidate for a boyfriend than most of the assoles they choose. But I'm not going to force them to think things in my perspective. I'm not. You know, I'm not going to force them to think one way or the other. Eventually, YouTube, most women who reject nice guys, eventually they realize what they're missing out on, what they could have had, you know. These women in high school who reject me or probably don't care, or some of them are starting to see me differently because they're like, oh shit, I thought he was creepy in high's kind of hot. You know. And the reason why I say this YouTube is it'll happen eventually, you know, it's no sense in rushing it. If I'm meant to find the right girl for me, it'll happen when I least expect it. You know, before Job Corps, I thought to myself, I'd never get a girlfriend, I'd never get to have sex or makeout or any of that bullshit. And then I got to Job Corps, and at some some points I just quit caring about that shit. You know I had a crush on this girl. I had a crush on this girl in Job Corps named Brittany and she had really pretty blue eyes. Just fuck me blue eyes, you know what I'm saying? And she left Job Corps and I never had a chance with her anyways but at that point I just like you know what I quit carrying YouTube you know I realize when I was that job corps that I was there to complete the program I wasn't there to get a girlfriend you know what I'm saying and then one day as I'm leaving driver's ed my friend Emma comes up to me and she had an Asperger or she has Asperger's too. One day, as I'm leaving Driver's Ed, my friend Emma comes up to me and she has Aspergers too. And my friend Emma, she comes up to me and she goes, my friend Stephanie asked her crush on you, would you like to meet her? And, you know, in the back of my mind, I'm like, okay, how often do women that you work around or live near automatically admits that they have a crush on you and they find you attractive? In the back of my mind, I'm thinking to myself, that doesn't happen too often. And part of me is like, well, fuck it, you should go ask her out, see where it takes him. Part of me is like, what if she's not that attractive? And then a third voice comes in and says, you know, you might, you know, the other voice came in my head and said, you might have the chance to get your first girlfriend here. So if she's not that attractive, oh well, you know Most people want to get their first car or their first girlfriend. It's not going to be the prettiest thing on the block But if it gets the job done then fuck it, right? so then I decided to assist the am I says yeah, you know, I'd like to meet Stephanie let's see where this goes, you know. I met her and I was quite surprised because she wasn't half bad looking to be honest with you. And so when I asked her, I said, hey, you want to go play pool with me at the pool hall after dinner or whatever, you know. And I remember playing pool with her in the sack. And you could not wipe the grand off my face, YouTube. Running through my dormitory at job corps, telling anybody who would listen. I got a date with the girl, you know. And it lasted two years. I didn't make the smartest decisions when I was with Stephanie, but I can't undo what I've done, but what I can do is learn from my mistakes. Now… Yeah. And when I say it's not half bad bad looking I'm not kidding either. Big old double D's and some pretty ass green eyes. Mm. And, um, yeah if I could take back what I did, I would. You know…. I can't. You know………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. I can't fix my past. The only thing I can do is learn from my past. And if I was lucky enough to meet a girl that I connect with sexually and mentally, if I was lucky enough to meet a girl like that, what makes you think I would be stupid enough to make the same mistakes? I cheated on Stephanie, I'm not proud of it. I wish I could take it back, but I can't. And it is what it is, man. You know, lending from your mistakes is where it's at. Anybody wants to give me shit about it, too can go right ahead. You know, you act like you're still god damn perfect. Anybody who gives me shit about my mistakes, do they fail to realize that they're not perfect either? You know? But after breaking up with Stephanie, I see what she's like. Manipulative. And I kind of says to myself, yeah, she might have had some attractive features, but you see how someone's likely not with them, and it's like, you could have done better, could have done worse, could have done better, you know. One of my Facebook friends, since, was talking to Stephanie, my Facebook friend, she, she sent me all the messages that Stephanie's been sending her. And… And… What Stephanie sat there and said that I didn't do anything for her, that I cared more about my YouTube, that maybe laughed so god damn hard. That made me laugh so god damn hard. And that Stephanie also said that I think me breaking up with Josh Minor broke him because he destroyed the sex doll. Okay, I did that for my own personal reasons for shits and kicks for shock value and because I knew exactly what happened if I did do it. It got people talking about me man, maybe not for the right reasons, but although looking back on it now I kind of wished I would have just been like I would have told the person who sent it to me to send it back and make it right because when I got the first sex doll practically one of the fingers was falling off and yeah I just didn't look good fricking that would have been a much better option than we could have had looked like that but you know all is good I suppose um freaking and you know something, YouTube, the things Stephanie would say to my friend on Facebook, I didn't do anything for her, bullshit. I may not been, I may not been the richest boyfriend out there, but anything I could do for her I would like showing her off on YouTube like hey you look like accomplish you know Stephanie had never had sex prior to meeting me so prior to meeting me me me me and Stephanie were both virgins we'd never had sex and you know me and Stephanie had stuck into the girls bathroom at job Corps to have sex for the first time. And I lasted a lot longer than I thought I lasted. And for me, I'm like, eh, it's all right. You know, it's not the funnest thing out there, you know. Smoking pot is a lot farther than having sex in my opinion. But for Stephanie, her first impression of sex after having sex with me, Stephanie's first impression of sex after fucking this guy for the first time is that she really really really really really really like sex. so don't sit there and tell me I didn't do shit for you woman I gave you your first impression of sex I convinced Stephanie to stay in job corps and complete the program because when I got kicked out of job court Stephanie was bawing her fucking eyes out man man. I want to be with you, I want to drop on a job corps. And I told Stephanie on the phone, I said, babe, I fucked up. Okay, I didn't make the smart decisions in job corps, but you on the other hand have the potential to complete the program and make something of yourself when you get out of job corps. And so I convinced Stephanie to complete the program and make something of yourself when you get out of job core. And so I convinced Stephanie to complete the job core program for me so that when she got out of job core and when she came to move in with me, that way she'd have a better chance, like getting a better paid job in the trade she actually studied for. You know what I'm saying? And versus if she were just dropping her job corps to be with me, she never wouldn't be able to get a job in computer technology, you know? And that's the only reason I convinced her to complete the program is because I wanted to or succeed and do better in life than I did, you know. But when she gets to Casper, she couldn't find a job in computer technology, so she ends up being a job in fast food, ironically enough. But here's the thing. Even though Stephanie has a job in fast food, if a job became available for her to work in computer technologies, she could very easily get it because she has the training to do so. And when Stephanie moved out, she left her job course certificate of completions. There's like two of them here. And I've been meaning to give them back to Stephanie but I don't know I tried calling her phone the other day and I was like just to call her and say hey what's up how you doing just want to let you know I'm not going to destroy your certificates you earn those you know what I'm saying whenever you can get a chance to come down to the apartment very gladly hand those over to you so you can hang them up in your place, you know what I'm saying? But it is what it is. And I tend to think that if a girl's first impression of sex after fucking you is that she really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really likes it, then that should be a confidence booster on my part that should say to me that who gives a fuck if I have Asperger syndrome a lazy eye to red syndrome counteracts depression OECD ADD and ADHD who gives a fuck if I have all of that because I do I have all of that okay Okay. Most chicks can overlook all of that bullshit. When they find out you have a huge dig, you have huge-ass fucking muscles, you play guitar, and you sing, and you gave it. And on top of all that, you also give amazing sex, and your cooking skills are decent. Most chicks can overlook your disorders and your faults if they find out what you're capable of. What you're capable of. Now since I've met Stephanie I've had sex with like five other women and these five other women have not complained once. Never heard them complain once about my love making. In fact, some of them even complimented me. Yeah. One of the girls I had sex with said I was the biggest dick she fucked. Yeah. When you're having sex with a girl and she says you're the biggest dick, she's fucked. I mean, come on, man. And all sincerity, and all sincerity, YouTube, if I have the confidence to post a video to YouTube for the entire fucking internet to make fun of me and judge me for. Then what the fuck is stopping me from talking to chicks? Knowing that I have a shit ton of sex appeal. You know, chicks will tell you straight up, they find bad boys who play guitar sexy. And that bad boy can sing on top of it oh shit and a lot of women that find me attractive they're intimidated by my good looks or my small YouTube fame and so for me personally it's much much much much easier to focus on the chicks that find you attractive than the ones that think you're a disgusting piece of shit. Straight up let's say you have well I'll give you a hypothetical here YouTube let's say there's seven chicks at a bar and three of them think you're ugly a shit, but four of them finds you attractive as fuck. And all I'd have to do is, you know, find which, out of the four girls I found the most attractive. And also looks like she would be into the same shit that I'm into. And buy her drinking go and talk to her. You know? When you think about it on the grand scheme of things, talking to chicks is actually a lot easier than making YouTube videos. Especially for me in the long run when you think about it because because because of my Asperger's syndrome because of my trick-a-tearia, because of my lazy eye, you know, it takes a lot of courage to put myself out there on YouTube, knowing that people are going to be out there to ready to kill and make fun of me. Yeah. It's called peacocking, but men and women do it to each other all the fucking time. You know, when a woman decides that morning that she's going to dress in a way that will attract the boys, and then she goes to her high school that day, and all the boys are checking her out, because she showing off what she got because she knows she's all that and then some. You know girls who know they're attractive and then deliberately dress prerogative or in a way to attract the opposite sex but then the wrong guy looks because he's a little bit weird. Fuck that. Okay, when you voluntarily, seriously, when you voluntarily, when you voluntarily, seriously, when you voluntarily, when you, seriously, ladies, when you voluntarily, when you voluntarily tell yourself that day, when you wake up, that you're gonna, seriously, ladies, when you wake up that morning and you decide to yourself, you're gonna dress sexy today because you want boys to look at you. Well then you choose the consequences of your actions, you know what I'm saying? And if the wrong guy looks, okay, if he's not being obnoxious about it, then that doesn't excuse you to be obnoxious about it too. You know? Like if the wrong guy looks and he's polite when he asks you out and he's not your type, ladies, what's wrong with just letting him down gently? Seriously. You know? For a lot of guys who want to ask out that super attractive woman, they think to themselves. Oh, she's's pretty I don't in return to if the guy's being polite and a gentleman of sorts about asking you out and he's not your type, then we'll try to run with returning the same courtesy, you know. But if the guy's being a total fucking sleaze ball-perverted pig about asking you out, like straight up if the guy comes up to you and says, hey baby, you got nice tits, can I take you off for some coffee? Ow! You know, if he's being obnoxious like that, then yeah, you have to be right to slap him and me, like, hell no, you know, fuck off, you pervert, you know what I'm saying? but if you have big tits and you're doing everything in your power to show them off to attract the opposite sex and you're doing it on purpose because you want the opposite sex to look, well then that doesn't just, okay, I hear you 100% guys on that. It's like she's peacocking, she's doing everything she can to attract a mate, and when the wrong guy looks he's a creep, and you know, I hear you guys, that's bullshit. But at the same time, it doesn't matter if she's deliberately showing off her body dressed in a mini skirt and a low cut tube top, that showed off her, her abs and her hips and her boobs and all that, and every time the wind blew up, her screw went, and it showed her way a thong, and it showed her wearing fish, and fishnet stockings and some still little heels or whatever. It wouldn't matter, you too, but it doesn't matter if she's trying her heart as to be as sexy as possible. Okay, if you're going to approach a woman that does not give you the right to be obnoxious. You know what I'm saying? Like, even, okay, a lot of women who get pissed off for guys for looking, it's like, well then why the fuck did you dress like that this morning? Now some women will do it because the weather's hot and they're doing it to be comfortably dressed. I get that, okay, 100%. But like I said, if you wake up in the morning and you say to yourself, as a woman, you say to yourself, you're going to dress sexy to attract the opposite sex. You don't say to yourself, you're dressing like this to be comfortable in harder weather. You're not saying that. And if you're saying to yourself, hey, you know, both the wrong guy looks and you get pissed off. That's no different than me taking a hot rod to a hot rod show and getting pissed off when people check out my car. They would be like, well then if you didn't want people staring at your car, then why the fuck did you take it to a car show? fuck did you take it to a car show? Seriously? You know and a lot of these girls who rejected me in high school because I was the weird kid you know what I'm saying? Some of them realize that I bet you I bet you I'm only the bet you that some of them by now have realized that you know, I would have been a better pick than most of their shitty loser boyfriends anyway. When the girl treats you like shit in high school and then… and then has nothing but shitty loser boyfriends. It kind of makes me laugh because you know deep down side that yeah she's super gorgeous and she could have any guy in the world she wants. But at the same time when you treat people like shit you're going to attract shitty people. You know and she was one of those girls YouTube that knew how attractive she was. straight up knew how attractive she was to this day she was. To this day she was one of those girls, YouTube, that knew how attractive she was. Straight up knew how attractive she was. To this day, she knows. To this very day, she knows how attractive she is. And when you find out that, you know, she's had nothing but shitty-lose-or-boyfriends, you realize that, you know, and not that you need to realize it before, but you realize that she's a nice girl, she doesn't deserve that kind of treatment from boys, but at the same time, you don't feel the least bit sorry for her because, you know, attractive people generally speaking do not have a hard time with attracting a female or a male, you know, which is, yeah. The unfortunate reality of dating is that if you date a hot chick you have to, you have to realize that then we dudes hitting on your girl left and right that's gonna get super annoying so you think to yourself you'll date a less attractive woman because you don't want dudes hitting on her which that works but then if you can barely get hard to have sex with her then what what the fuck are you doing to yourself? You're making yourself miserable. I know it sounds shallow to say, but looks are important to some degree. Now, the most, now people who say that looks are important, they're full of shit. Because I guarantee you, humans are judgmental creatures by nature. And I guarantee you that the first impression of someone else through someone else's eyes is going to be the way they look. I guarantee you too, I guarantee fucking tea it. The first impression of somebody that somebody else has is the way they look. that somebody else has is the way they look. And you can sit there and try to be a, you know, nice guy about it and say that looks don't matter, but guess what? Huh, guess what? Guess what, YouTube? If you got a dude who's in the… if you got a dude who's in the chicks with big-ass titties and spankable ass is I give him fucking to you you can sit there and say that looks don't matter but if a dude sees a chicks that he's attracted to he's going to be like hey you know and you know that's when the second thing comes into play personality and looks and personality. Okay? If you find each other super attractive sexually wise, you know, but personality wise, you don't get along, then that relationship is just going to be great sex and that's it. Which for a while that can be fun, but after a while, you know know it'll get boring and if you meet somebody that's your personality wise clicks you know but physically you find each other unattractive then it's not gonna work and that and you know I'm saying this goes for anybody really you know you could be that one guy that finds her super attractive, but guess what if she don't find you attractive at all it ain't gonna happen You could be that one girl that finds him super attractive But if he doesn't even notice you or find you attractive at all. Guess what slick it ain't happening? Straight the fuck up Guess what, slick, it ain't happening. I have definitely rambled on long enough. I'm like, where's my pipe tool? And I'm like, oh wait, it tobacco in me pipe. Well anyways this is King Cobra JFS with another video. Thank you for watching. And I'll catch you all later.