Original Video: bacon nacho Sriracha sardine cheeseburger

So on with YouTube. So before I take a shower and get ready for the day, I figured. Let's have a burger, shall we? Now I've already toasted up in that greasy goodness. You already know. Yeah. I seasoned my beef with two seasonings. Go and plug those seasonings real quick. Go and plug those seasonings real quick. Okay, you got the Payne County rust all meets, seasoning, some bone suckings, steak seasoning, right there. These two right here combined, you don't even know. But last night I took some white claw mango hard celtzer and I poured just a little bit into my pan to cook the beef up last night. Not too bad if I do say so myself. However, I put that burger pan. However, I didn't like all that grease, grease creep in. So I had to pour a good majority of it out because it was too much grease in the pan to toast buns. So… That's all right. Now I had a fan who sent me some some uh… Seracha Doritos and I'm like what if we did a bacon nacho Seracha sardine cheeseburger? I think we can pull that off. We got Nacho cheese, we got Saracha sardines, we've got bacon, we got Saracha Doritos. I think we can definitely pull this shit off, shell can. And right now, just getting the beef cooked up with the bacon, and once they get those two done, the rest is just plop, drop, and eat. Well, I'm not going to be able to get her something too fancy, but a birthday card with a gift card inside. That's, you know, that's better than nothing. It's the thought that counts, right? Yeah. There's a local female fan or two that I have. There's a local female fan or two that I have. I got female fans all over town apparently, so I want to give a shout out to Skyler who's one of my female fans thank you for watching the videos You know, I'm hungry, let's make something to eat. There's no sense in, you know, sitting here. Bitching because you're hungry and then not eating, it's just no. All right. I'll put that bun, the burger patty onto the bun there, I want some bacon, go from there I guess. Of course you know me too, would my fans send me stuff in the mail like snacks and food and you know I try to incorporate it into a cooking video so I'm sorry The thing about my female friend though is that she's really not into like materialistic goods you know she's more about the sentimental kind of things. so yeah and once they get the bacon cooked up I'll cut over it the the YouTube camera and I'll get the bacon cooked up while I'll cuddle over the YouTube camera and I'll assemble the burger. You've seen me cook, I mean you've seen me cook beef and bacon a bazillion times on my channel so it's nothing new. But, um, this is only part one of her birthday gift. Part two is going to be other things, you know, like I want to make my female friend a custom tea spring t-shirt that only she has kind of thing, you know. And I'll do that when I get my lawn money. I ain't tripping out about it. But, uh, yeah, got some bacon cooking up. But I love to smell a bacon. Watch that grease flat. I don't know, YouTube. Sometimes I have a way of making women feel sexy. And you can make a woman feel sexy without staring at her. That's the thing of it. I mean nobody likes getting stared at but at the same time I kind of Women check out men all the fucking time, they do. Women check out men all the fucking time, and as soon as we would turn the favor, we're the ones that are the rapists and the pigs and all this other shit. And I'm like, the fuck it okay for women to check out men, but men cannot check out women? Why is it okay for men to have sex, but as soon as women have it, oh, there's slots and oars. Fuck out of here, dude. I hate double standards. And geez, Cobra's bit's it's fucking asinine you too. It's fucking asinine. I hate it We need Saracha durinos, we need our Saracha sardines, and we need the cheese sauce last. Now you might think to yourself, this burger looks gross but that's your opinion. If you don't want to eat it, you don't freaking out to you. But here we go, we got our beef paddy, we got our strips of bacon. So let's go ahead and add the bacon to our beef, just like that. Beautiful. Do an excellent across with the bacon. Of course, it don't matter how you put the bacon on. Just put it on there. Just like that. Yeah. Oh, do you want to do the Doritos first? Yeah, you know what? Let's do the Doritos first. Let's do the gerrinos first. Let's do them gerrinos first. We got some Saracha gerrinos. They got a little heat on. These are the Scream and Saracha Doritos. And they're pretty good. Screaming Saracha Doritos, baby. They're pretty good. Scream and Saracha Doritos baby. They're a little bit spicy, but they're not too spicy. Compared to like Doritos Blaze chips, they're pretty mild. Put a couple of them screaming Saracha Gerito's chips on there. Add a couple of them screaming Saracha Gerido's chips on there. Add a couple pieces of bacon, that's nummy. Okay, so… Go in and pile the bacon onto our chips just like that. And to our top bun, we're going to add some… Saracha Sceredines right there. Sarjines and Saracha Sauce. There we go. I love it when the can opens up beautifully just like that. All right so to our top bun we're going to fit so we're going to eat it. Yum. You pour that sardine can juice all over our bacon and chips. Pull the guts from the can, on top of the bacon, we got the sardines right there. Now we just need one more thing. A little bit of cheese. So I'm going to step off camera for a second and put some nacho cheese sauce on top of the bacon. Hold up, YouTube. Oh yeah, there we go. Oh that's a burger. It's soaked in nacho cheesy goodness. There we go. And here you have it folks, a Bacon, Nacho, Saracha, Sardine, Cheeseburger. Look at that. That just looks delicious. In my opinion, you might think it looks gross because you're like, why the fuck does Cobra eat this shit? Like seriously what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Let's squish that down. Booh yeah baby we have a sandwich. The uh… the nacho cheese is already melted. So……boo ya, we have a sandwich. The the nacho cheese is already melted. So We're not going to need the microwave it or anything. Just go ahead and pick it up Pick it up and eat it. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, now we're talking. That's not bad. That's not bad at all. I put just a little bit of seasoning on the beef, just a little bit. Comination of those two seasonings. Mmm. I've got some flavor on it, y'all I'm digging that. Cross section. All right. Not really that spicy to be quite honest, it's got a little bit of heat to it, but not bad. Not bad at all. The texture of the fish from the sardines. It's an interesting texture note. Excuse me. It's not bad. It's not bad. Not bad at all. Oh. I don't eat very much anymore so, so, just to fill me up. Okay. I'm Not bad. Not my taste. Not bad. Not bad. Not my tastiest burger, but certainly not my worst. Not my tastiest burger, but certainly not my worst. I'd make it again. If you like this, I mean. in the sink real quick. I'll go go right back. Oh. I'll turn my nails off right back. I got a little smoky in here for me cooking. Hold up, you too. I want to crack the window open. Grab me a glass of water. I'm Well, YouTube, that burger wasn't half bad. The Saracha and the cheese and the bacon. Oh yeah. Have you guys tried the new Scream and Saracha Doritos yet? They're pretty good. Excuse me. If you like Saracha, you like a little bit of heat, you know. These aren't how bad, these screaming Saracha Doritos. I definitely recommend them. Not a sponsor. Excuse me. Well, excuse me. Well, I reckon that's the end of that burger. That was pretty decent. No complaints on it so far. You know when I get angry I get moody I get depressed I get irritable I get depressed I get irritable and it doesn't go away until I eat something so… The best thing to do, I know… This is a no-shit captain obvious moment, but the best thing to do when you're angry… When you're angry and hungry… Eat something. You're irritable because your body's low on fuel and it needs energy. So… but there are some people like myself that when they get hangary they make up all these excuses why they're not gonna eat or whatever. You know that's that's the hangary talking. And I'm not the only one that does it man. I've seen other people do it. And at that point if you are going through something like that you're better off just eating it. Eating something. Yeah. your opinion. I thought it was tasty. But that's why people subscribe to my channel, isn't it? To see me eat disgusting weird food. Well he actually likes that? What what what the fuck is wrong with him? Well thanks for watching me make the bacon, nacho Saracha s Sardine cheeseburger You see me cook burgers on my channel plenty of times if you have not seen how to do that so if you'd like to see how to do that I have plenty of awesome cooking videos on my channel. And speaking of cooking videos, I'm going to plug some merchandise. I made. Take a look at this trucker hat. It says, right here on the front, cooking with Cobra. And literally they have a bunch of forks forming a pneagram. And it says, cooking with Cobra. How sick is that? How sick is that? How sick is that, YouTube? Yepers. One of my fans made this hatch me a while back. And I've been meaning to plug it on a cooking video. Check that out. You know you want one. Or I can put it on backwards like this yeah well could do it sideways yeah knock that shit off white boy. Oh. But yeah, if you want a hat like this, then whoever made this sweet hat is going to have to hit me up in the comment section below. Because, um… I know a lot of people that would buy one. Look at it. You that would buy one. Look at it, look at it, you know you want one, yeah. Plug that hat, baby. Anyways tubes I thank y'all for watching the cooking video watching me assemble this here uh… uh… watching me assemble this here uh… uh… weird monstrosity of a burger. And if you like watching me make burgers or eat weird-ass food, subscribe for more. Appreciate that. And I'll catch you on the next video.