Original Video: Bean boozoled review

Hey, YouTube. What's crack a lackin? So I got a care package from Carla. Shout out to Carla. Thank you for the sweatshirt. It says I got hoes in different area codes. Aha ha ha ha. Now some angry feminists is gonna see my Santa shirt and be like that is sexist. Okay before you uh light the fuse on your tampon keep in mind a female fan sent this to me She also sent me some of these being boozled beans and of taking the liberty of opening them, putting them into a bowl here and we got the little spinner. I think what you is supposed to do is you flick it and whatever being it lands on you have to eat it uh… some of these flavors are like spoiled milk uh… stink bag Stink bag. Yeah, some of these are, uh, who are we? Some of these flavors are pretty, pretty gnarly man. Let's see, we got stink bag, toasted marshmallow, um………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… What is that? Dirty dishwater? Ew. Birthday cake, rotten egg, buttered popcorn, toothpaste, Barry blue, barf peach, barf peach, toothpaste, juicy pair, spoiled milk, coconut, stinky socks, um, also got two-ty-fruity, dead fish, and strawberry banana smoothie. Deadfish and strawberry banana smoothie. So, yeah. I guess you're supposed to spin the wheel and whatever color of jelly bean it lands on. You pick one, eat it, and try to guess it. That's basically how it works. Pretty simple. Now, I'm uploading a video right now and the article I was reading had me so pissed off that I have to do something different change it up you know yeah so hold on a second so let's give it up. so hold on a second so Let's see. Let's give it up. Okay, the spinner kind of sucks if you don't spin it right there. There we go. smoothie or dead fish? What's that one look like? Let's see. So the bean-bousal challenge can be quite fun. Is this the one? Hmm. My fucking counteracts. Hold on a second. Try to find one that matches the… The color of it. Hold on a second. It's kind of like a creamy orange with yellow spots. That matches the picture. Strawberry banana smoothie or dead fish. Whoa, dude! Whoa, dude! Whoa! Mmm. That was definitely dead fish. I mean the flavor on the fish part was all right. I like fish, you know me, but… One of those pokadotted ones, no that's not it. Different colors, and it's kind of light pink. So it could be stink bug or… bug or Oh wait. Which one did it run? 2D-fruity or… Stinky Socks. Oh it's one of those. Okay so there be this one. Huh. And I gotta make sure I'm playing this right you know because then people on YouTube are going to be like Oh you're cheating. Just so you don't have to eat the gross ones. Hmm. Fruity. I think I grabbed the right one. Yeah I did, okay. Mmm. Oh dude. Yeah, that's definitely too-dee-fruity. that's good See this one right here is one of the blue ones One of these ones right here That's where it landed so this one's either some blue thing or toothpaste. Yeah, that's toothpaste. All right, give another spin. Oh. There we go. Uh-oh. Oh, geez, it's one of those. Oh Righteous. Oh. you spin it pretty straightforward now the back of the box it tells you where it could be I think I might have. Oh, I grabbed the wrong one. That was birthday cake. Oops. God damn it. Okay, now I'll have to do two of these colors because they look pretty similar, but this one's a bit more yellow. All right. Oh. Oh. Oh, dude, that spilled milk is nasty. Holy shit, that is… Oh, dude. Mm-hmm. Why? Why? Why is that a flavor? Oh! Ah! Dude, that spoiled milk one is nasty. Oh my… why is that even a thing? Oh, that is so gross. Oh my… why is that even a thing? Oh that is so gross. Oh ha! If we're eating the wrong one I gotta eat another one. I really have coconut than that. That is… Oh dude, that just leaves a nasty taste in your mouth. Oh, come on. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Oh, that's nasty. Oh, that's nasty. Oh, oh, dude. No, just… Ah! There we go. Give another smack. Let's see what we got. You know what? No, the spinner sucks. I mean, this is how you play the game. But… Okay, there we go. You gotta spin it just right. There we go. There we go. There we go. Give it up. Look at the hang of the spin look which… Really? Fucking stamp. God damn it. Okay, let's try this again. Give it a spin. Yeah, you know what I spinner is not wanting to, okay, there it goes. Never mind. Oh, one of these, light green with dark green spots. This could either be… Juicy pair or buggers. Oh. That's jalapenia flavored. Kind of earthy. Hmm. Oh. Kind of like… That tastes to like grass, actually. Or whatever that was. Oh, that definitely wasn't fair. Oh. Try to get to learn the ones I haven't done. Toasted marshmallow or stink bag, which you think is going to be. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh. Oh. Oh, dude, that was definitely not toasted marshmallow. Oh. Oh, dude. Oh…. Oh. Nasty. Hmm. See this one? Birthday cake or dirty dishwasher. It's one of these… Hmm. Yeah. I did try one of the birthday cake ones earlier. I did try one of the birthday cake ones earlier and the birthday cake jelly bean tastes really good. Oh, dude. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Fuh. Oh, dude. Uh-huh. No, that wasn't. Hmm. Hold on a second. Do another one the same color… Oh, do this nasty. Both of those had a very soapy sort of taste, like they were… Oh, dude, that was definitely a dirty dishwater. Oh, why are the… Oh, dude. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ew. Oh! Oh! Okay, yeah, this game is, um… Yeah, no, I'm just going to, um… go through the list and just do them all separately. Instead of trying to spin it, because the spinner is being… You know… I mean, if you're gonna make a game out of it for everyone to play, you know, you might want to work on making these things that spin a little bit easier. Just a thought. But… Yeah. See one of these either be canned dog food or chocolate pudding. Oh, sweet relief. Oh, sweet relief. That was chocolate pudding. Delicious. Mmm. Oh, sweet relief. That was chocolate pudding. Delicious. Got another one of the same color I want to wonder where it'll be. Yep chocolate pudding Nope chocolate pudding. Hmm. Nope chocolate pudding. Hmm. Oh dude, oh dude, oh, oh, ah ha. Yeah, you too, that was definitely canned dog food. Now the blue ones aren't too bad. You get this blueberry candy or toothpaste which those flavors I guess you know aren't too shabby. Those are doable. We go through and just review all these. Mmm. Blueberry candy. Even the toothpaste one, that's not too weird, you know? It's doable, you know? It's not bad. But some of these bean-boozled flavors are just nasty, dude. And that's the whole point, I guess. Excuse me. That was where my voice is changing. So yeah, shout out to Carla for providing the entertainment for this video. I'm sure people can get a kick out of watching me eat disgusting jelly beans. You know, in some of these, like I said, aren't you bad? The flavors on them are pretty good. Go on, it's too, or it's a little blue on, yeah. Then you got these green ones which are juicy pair or bugger. I'll try using the wheel. It just wasn't doing it so I'm just going to go through and do each color separately. Juicy pair or bugger. Make this a little bit easier. Yeah, that's pear. That's weird. Oh. Dude. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. That's your interpretation of a bugger. Oh, that tastes nasty. Earthy. Like… Ugh, dude. Oh…….!…!……!……!…!…!………!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…!…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Ugh, dude. Ugh. Nasty. Is it going to be pair or is it going to be bugger? Oh, dude. That spoiled milk one had to be the worst one out of the bunch. That was just… Oh! Anything, oh, maybe this one will be a pair, huh? Maybe, I'll see. Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh. Oh. Oh Oh, oh Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Come on. No, no, no, just no. Oh, I have… Okay. I get another gross one. I want to try to swallow it. But trust and believe when I say some of these jelly beans taste beyond disgusting like… Yeah. It's a fun little challenge to do for YouTube like You know, which ones are gonna be? No, I couldn't do it God damn it Oh, I couldn't do it god damn it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! God damn it. Oh. By this time we are just hoping that these last two. A pair like holy shit. Oh, God damn it. It's got such this weird earthy taste, like what is that? Oh. Oh. Oh Okay we got the last one was a pair so you got rotten egg or Buttered popcorn those are the popcorn those are the those are the sort of off yellow kind of colored ones a sheep spinning device. We'll just speed things up here and and reveal them separately. Okay, these are all the same color, yes, okay, so some of these are going to be buttered popcorn, some of these gross ones, but no promises, man's at least. Ooh, dude. Hey. Oh You know, some of these flavors are like dead on. The butter popcorn one's pretty good, but… Oh. Oh, I'm not looking for a different… Yeah, the rotten milk ones are so nasty. So nasty. But, um… Pop popcorn or rotten egg. Which ones are going to be? Gothic King Cobra eating some bean boozled beans. Score, another popcorn. Now what I recommend is challenge, I mean why not, dude? I mean you want something that's mindless. You see kids eating tide pods on YouTube, fuck that shit, this is a real challenge. It won't kill ya. and you can have some fun watching all your friends, make gross ass favor. feeding tide pods on YouTube. Fuck that shit, this is a real challenge. It won't kill ya. And you can have some fun watching all your friends make gross-ass faces when they eat like a rotten egg or some shit. Oh, good. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a rotten egg, one, that has a similar nasty taste to that rotten milk. Just… Oh, dude. Mmm. Mm-mm. Oh. Oh. That is, oh dude, that is gnarly. Just, no. Okay, we got another bright yellow one and then looks like, these are some, just the basic off white ones. Oh God, these might be the, uh, yeah. I don't know. Oh. Oh. Oh. It's almost over two. Holy shit. Oh. Like, some of these being-boozled beans are just nasty. Like the taste is… Like that. It tastes like ass, man. Oh. And you're just looking at this like… I don't know what it's gonna be. man. Oh, oh, that's nasty. Yeah, yeah. Oh dude, oh dude. What's the caution? Oh dude. What's the caution? What's the caution say? Probably some of these jelly beans contain really nasty flavors. Ugh. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Just kind of buttery, so that might be buttered popcorn. That's butter popcorn all right noise Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, dude. This rotten egg one, which is worse, the rotten egg of the spoiled milk ones, I did. Oh, oh, that tastes is… Oh, nasty. Oh, I just leave such a foul taste in your mouth, dude. Fuck that. Ugh. Oh, dude, come on. Oh. Oh. Oh. some nasty shit Oh, I got to be a bit more cautious with these. I'm not going to put up just slight nibble. Oh, oh, did no, no. Oh, that's so nasty. Ah! 3 one that's got either barf or peach kind of colored like that yeah Let's see Actually, that was a strawberry banana smoothie. So this one might be a strawberry banana smoothie or dead fish. Stink bag or toasted marshmallow. Let's do that one next. I'm going to pick up all'm spitting those nasty ones out. They're that bad. Holy shh. Like I'm not exaggerating when I'm spitting those nasty ones out. They're that bad. Holy shh, dude. That is Raunch. is going to be stinky bag and the other one is going to be toasted marshmallow. What is that flavor? It's on the rotten milk, it's on the rotten milk, it's on the rotten egg, and it's on the stink bag. It's just this… Oh, dude. I would not… Oh, ho! I would not put this… I would not wish this upon anyone do this is like I wouldn't give the rotten milk or the rotten egg one to my worst enemy dude because that's how nasty they are like holy shit uh… dude that is nasty now I'm just looking at like, oh, do I have to? Ah, I get to, just the right attitude to have. Provide some entertainment, not only for the, Carla who sent the care package, but also… For everyone else on the god damn internet? You know what I'm saying? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ah. That's so nasty. Oh. Oh. Oh, hold on a second. Dropped it. Oh Jelly Belly, what the fuck's wrong with you, you sick bastards? Now, I'm being overly dramatic and a little bit sarcastic, of course, but… And that's the fun of… That's the fun of eating these, I guess, is you might get something tasty, you might get something super gross! Oh, all right. I keep hoping one of these will be a toasted marshmallow. I'll give my mouth a break from this nastiness. Oh, dude. Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm going to go through every last one of these jelly beans in the bowl until it's all gone. Technically, that's, you know, instead of just spinning the wheel, I'll just collect each color individually. Oh, oh my God. Ah! Oh, that's nasty. I think, oh, come on, toasted marshmallow. Oh man, oh god damn it, oh That taste is so horrible Oh Oh, ha ha ha. Okay, maybe I'm not being overly dramatic. Some of these beans are really that nasty. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh…….. Oh, like I'm not going to lie. Some of the flavors on these are pretty good. Like the butter popcorn is pretty good. You know, Peaches X. I like the Peach one. The Peach one's my favorite. But, um… Ah… Oh, dude, come on. That's how I'm… Oh, dude, come on. All these can't be… All these can't be stink bag. That's toasted marshmallow. Oh. Mmm. That's toasted marshmallow. I don't know how it tastes like root beer, like cream soda a little bit. Oh, sweet relief. Looks like we got one, two, three, four, maybe five more colors left. Oh Watch me, get all grossed out by the nasty flavors. There you go, classic entertainment right there. All right, toasted marshmallow. That's what's up. See, that's good. That's hosted marshmallow. That's not too bad. What's this last one going to be? Hmm. Oh. Oh. Oh, dude, that is so wrong. Oh. Oh, dude. That is so raunch. Okay, I'm going to smoke a little bit of pipe tobacco, man. Get some taste other than that in my mouth, because that's… Oh, dude, that's so nasty. Ah! Oh, that's so gross. I got a couple of disc color left. So these look like the peach ones. Oh Do oh do that's oh Why? is that bar for flavor? oh Oh Oh, that is so nasty Oh Oh, that is so gross Oh Oh, oh dude, that is so gross. Oh. Oh, dude. No. How is this challenge fun? Oh, because it's fun to watch people's gross reactions when they eat it, right? Yeah. Oh, dude. That's barf all right. Oh, how did they get to taste like that? That's not right. That is just not right. Oh, dude, that's nasty. Oh Oh Oh Ugh. Dude, they got that jelly beanie taste just like barf. How the… that's not right, dude. That is just not right. That is unnatural, YouTube. That is just…no. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck. It's like 957. Yeah, I got a quiet down. Shit. Getting close to 10 o'clock you two I better Yeah Oh Oh man, these barf ones are nasty. Maybe I'll get lucky if I'll get lucky if I'll get a peach one. That's better. That's definitely a peach. Mmm. Oh. Is this speech? Oh, that'suh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. this bowl because I'm not looking forward to it and some of these jelly beans are nasty but the only reason I'm completing it is because you know yeah when I make my fans happy watching me gag and react to all these like oh wicked flavors of yeah peach or barf. Yeah. Oh, dude. Okay, that is uncanny. How the hell did they get that to taste just like barf? That is… Nah, dude. get that to taste just like barf that is not dude oh man ah dude well apparently what you're supposed to do is set it up like this you put him in the tray and then you spin it but I'm a guy so of course I don't read the directions. Uh, okay, so we got these funky looking pink ones. Which I have no idea what these are going to be. That one was pleasant. That's a good flavor. Almost like, um… Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Can't quite. Hmm. Oh no. Can I just like cotton candy? But, um… We got one called Stinky Socks or… 2-D-fruity. Ugh. Ohh. That's so nasty. What's it going to be? Really sweet kind of bubble gum with bubble gumily. Yeah Yeah. Hmm. So that could be the two of you fruity I don't know but That's what I was tasting. One of these is stinky socks. Oh! Now it smells just like a taste. God damn! They managed to incorporate the smell of dirty socks. Stinky dirty socks into a… Oh! That's just not right, dude. There's no, no YouTube, that's not right. But it turns like bubble gum. So I can do the, um, the toady-fruity. Huh. Wait, hold on a second. Yeah, no, that's dirty song. Stinky sock. I'll. No, that's stinky song, because… Oh, it's nasty. Oh! Surprisingly the dirty sock one is like the least offensive out of the um actually the fish one yeah I actually like the fish one yeah I actually like the fish one yeah I actually like the taste of fish so the fish one didn't bother me so much. But oh, the rotten egg, the sour milk, stink bag, no dude, no dude, just crack at no. Okay, that's nasty. Those flavors should not be in existence. Being Boozled, man. Oh, dude. pallets break here. Well, I've got a couple of these that's either dirty dishwasher or dirty dishwater or birthday cake. And the birthday cake one, that actually sounds pretty good. Oh, let's see how my last video is doing. Oh good, it uploaded. Nasty man. Ugh. Oh man, I always have a crappy Monday morning. I'm not going to have a crappy Monday morning. I'm not going to lie. And, uh… well, I got the carry package from Carla and seeing this funny Christmas shirt, bar a little chuckle to my face, so I appreciate that Carla. Thank you for sending the care package. birthday cake or dishwater? taste soapy and no just no no no I think once you get past the dishwater and start getting into the stink bag the rotten egg and the rotten milk that's when that's when you got to be careful because uh dishwater is kind of gross flavor but you start into those rotten egg rotten steak bag type flavors. No You want my honest review for this product. I'm giving it to you. No, it's upside down. Yeah, there we go It can be a fun little game to play with your friends, but Yeah, no, assemblies you're so gross, student. I'm warning you ahead of time that, huh, dishwater or cake. Oh, that's nasty. Oh boy. No, no, no, no, no, just no. Nasty. Oh my God, dude, like that dishwater one is so gross. It's not the grossest one. What was the grossest one in my opinion? I'll get to that as soon as I'm done eating these. But my favorite flavor of these YouTube is the peach. The peach one's delicious. I didn't have to bite down to that one very much, to tell a flavor that is. Oh…., the soapy dishwister that is. Oh. Oh. Oh No. Why is out of flavor? Why are any of these nasty flavors of flavor? I don't… Oh. How did they get the… No, dude. Oh, there we go. Oh, God damn it! All the nasty stink bag, rotten egg, rotten milk, flavors, are all congealed onto my tongue. It's just like, it's nasty. So nasty. That, uh, that soap one? No. No. No. Nope. No, that's soap on. How long is this? How long is this? How the hell did I manage to make this an hour long? Oh, come on, give me a cake one. Birthday cake, birthday cake, birthday cake. Hmm. Nope. Oh, dude. Those dishwater ones are just nasty. Oh. Oh almost done A couple of… Couple of them left. I don't even know what these last ones are going to be, but we'll find out. Oh. Duhd, come on. This dishwater ones are nasty. Oh! Oh! Oh, dude. Mm-mm. I did get a couple of birthday cake ones in there that were pretty good when I was trying them earlier but… Hold on. Oh, this being Boozled challenge is just nasty. Words cannot describe. You get one that tastes good? Yeah. But then you get one that's just so wrong. Either it's the dirty sock or fruity toody looking ones. Fruity toody or dirty sock. Mmm. All duve. Wait. Wait. Hmm. Oh, that's for you two-d. All right. I think. I think. Hmm. Yeah, that's for you two-d. Yeah, that's fority duty. All right. Oh, no wait. Ugh. Oh, I started off sweet and then… Dirty sock. Oh. Oh. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine left. Oh. Oh. Oh…… Oh This is not fun. Why would anybody want to eat these? Well the good ones I can understand but the nasty flavored ones is not Just to watch your friend go, oh, that's nasty Oh, that was one of the nasty ones. Ah! I just think something, I don't know. Uh, seven more. Do come on. Oh, that's oh, oh, oh, dude, that is so nasty. Ahh. That's gonna be one of the spoiled milk ones. Oh, did that's so nasty. Huh! Oh. Oh. Ah, it's one of these. Oh, it's one of these. Oh, come on. What's going to be… Oh, dude. Oh. Oh, hmm. Oh, dude. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh!, oh! Oh spoiled milk, rotten egg, one of the two, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, hoh-hoh. Typically I didn't eat a whole box of these, but I did go through a whole box of them, so, dude, why are those even flavors? That's spoiled milk. Oh, that's nasty. That's spoiled milk. Oh, that's nasty. Ah, I got four white ones left and they could be spoiled milk or they could be dishwater or something. I, let's see. Oh, that's dishwater. Oh, oh, fuck, that's nasty. Oh! Oh Blah. Oh Oh Mmm the last one's a birthday cake being boozled for YouTube. Go ahead put this bowl and sink, put this trash back. So this video is going to be called, um, Bean Boozled Review. Seems I didn't do the challenge the right way. Well, just call and review. Thank you for the inappropriate Christmas sweatshirt. 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I can still taste the nasty ones. The combination of… The combination of… All the nasty jelly beans in my mouth… Missed with the good flavors. It's a weird combination man There we go. Eat a couple of these, you get the taste out of my mouth. So, yeah, I am. There we go. One of my gerino stash of any more. One of my jurito stash is anywhere here. Fuck. Oh, there we go. Grab some water and leave you with it. Well, this is King Cobra JFS reviewing the bean-boozled beans from jelly belly. All in all, the nastiest one, uh, that's a toss between stink bag, the rotten egg, and the rotten milk. In my opinion, those are the three nastiest. Then you got, and then you got freaking, what's it called, dishwater, and then you got dirty sock and bugger and then toothpaste, which isn't that bad Anyways YouTube, thanks for watching a kitchen later