Original Video: New drink combo

What is up YouTube? Jaboy King Cobra here back at you with another video. I did believe my Asperger was talking shit again. Excuse me. I found out something rather, uh,, at full speed, so that I can blow any tobacco smoke, at my fan, and the fan directly blows it out the window, that's what's up. Anyway, I found out something rather, um, whether interesting, if you will. Apparently, somebody out there tried to bribe homeboy Scottie with $300. And… The bribe was for Scotty to release my work information on work and shit. That's pretty fucked. And of course, Scotty didn't take it. You know, he didn't take the bribe. He's like, fuck you, dude. You know. I mean, that's pretty pathetic when you're so desperate to ruin my life that you're willing to spend $300 just so you can, you know, find out where I work and spray like wildfire. That's pretty fucked. And, uh, you know, this is a message to all the people out there who hate me, to the point where you want to ruin my life. You know, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself, and ask yourself, what the fuck are you doing with your life? You know, you're obsessively picking on somebody who has autism, for one. And two, you know know I might have gotten fired from Wendy's but I got back out on my feet and got another job so it really didn't work and three you know the whole world's passing you by and you just gonna sit there and ignore all that because you're more… obsessed with messing with me. And for, you know, I've got like 5,600 some odd subscribers. What the fuck do you have? Nothing. You know, you take a long, hard look at yourself, look in the mirror, and ask yourself, what am I doing with my life? Look at yourself, look in the mirror and ask yourself, what am I doing with my life? Because the way I see it's, you know, your obsession with fucking with me is only going to make me more popular on the internet. So if your goal with fucking with me is to make me less popular and make me stop making videos, it's failing miserably. You know, the more that people fuck with me on the internet, the more sorry people feel for me because they're like, dude, but that's kind of fucked, you know what I'm saying? That's exactly what people are thinking when they see this kind of thing. They're like, well this dude's got autism and he's getting fucked with hard by a bunch of different. This dude's got autism and he's getting sucked with hard by a bunch of different people. That's kind of messed up. You know, when to start a YouTube channel they start one and then all the sudden they're getting all these nasty negative comments and they're like what the hell you know. But I'm used to being bullied so it didn't affect me that much to begin with. And you know when you've been doing YouTube for seven to eight plus years you learn to develop a big game for it. And the thing if it is though YouTube is that a lot of people talk shit, yes, but they talk shit to somebody who already has a low self-esteem. So you're going to try to talk shit on somebody who has a low self-esteem. So you're gonna try to, you're gonna try to talk shit on somebody who has a low self-esteem. It doesn't work, you know. But by opening my window, it's wise it can go, pulling up the blinds, crinking the fan on until 4-3, the fourth setting is off. I'll stop my fan of 1-1. My neighbor's still going to borrow it. And I said, as to a wall if you ever need it back, and I'm home, just hit me up, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. life. What does it say about you? It says you have no life. You're jealous of the wife I have, so you try to ruin it so you can make yourself seem better about your sad existence. I mean for not having a girlfriend and shit and you know if it's meant to happen it'll happen and usually that kind of thing happens when you least expect it. You know so that kind of thing requires patience you can't just make something like that happen overnight. And you should definitely, and I'm being 100% serious here, YouTube, do not rush into a relationship. Let that fire kindle for a second before it bursts into a fiery passion of love, so to speak. Yeah. It's one way of putting it. When you do get rejected enough times, you ask yourself, why am I trying? Eventually you quit trying, you let it come to you because that's all you can do. You know, and you learn not to care, you learn not to care about relationships and shit like that, because it becomes a survival tactic. You know, it's the suckiest thing you've never had sex and people talk about all the God damn time and it's like what's the big deal? Yeah, but either you really like it or you're like, man, it's all right, you know. Sex is overrated when you can play guitar. Music is a universal language, you too. Although cultures may speak different dialects, different religions, all that sort of thing. Music can universally speak to everyone, just by the sheer power of the sound. A world without music is true in the sanity of YouTube. I was thinking about doing a drink combination for this video but I might go to the post something else. And then you got people who are talking shit out on fun-sized felicia and it's like, you know, you're just jealous that you don't have people saying any free stuff. You know, you're just jealous, you don't have people saying any free stuff. You know. I thought is, it's pure jealousy. And, um… have no life, it's quite sad actually. Their whole life revolves around me. Think about that for a second, you too. Every single one of you mother fuckers out there on the internet right now that hates my guts. For doing nothing more than make a video or two on YouTube. Your lives are so pathetic, they revolve around me. I'm flattered to say the least, you know. I didn't think I made that much difference on YouTube, but there you go. When people are willing to pay $3 to $400 just for a bit of information. It's kind of sad actually. It's kind of sad actually. I actually like where I work, believe it or not. But last time when I was at work, I did a good job. So, yeah. I get along with all my coworkers and I'm starting to pick up on my job a little bit so there you go. What could I do for a drink combination? I have an idea. I'm gonna mix red's a black cherry covera. One of the big things, one of the things that prevents me from dating, while there's a couple things. One is a lack of confidence that I have in myself. Two, I get rejected by every girl I've ever had a crush on. Like it does kind of suck, I'm not going to lie. When you get rejected by every girl you have a cross-sharter, thinking about asking out. You know, you have to ask yourself, why am I trying? Why am I wasting my time? I could be focusing on my music and getting better at it instead of wasting my time eating my heart stomped on like a fucking cigarette butt. That black cherry would be baying. That's wicked good. Think about two more tips for this and the poor and some of that pitch black and see how it is. Another thing that prevents me from dating and this is kind of sound stupid to most of you, but… It's the fear of losing something, you know… Because life is so twisted like that losing something, you know? Because life is so twisted like that man, you don't even know. You could go, you could literally go months without having any companionship. And the loneliest fucking months of your life. And then life is like, all right, I'll cut you a break, here. It kind of thing and that just makes you feel even worse than you did before. And that sucks, you know. The problem with loving somebody is if you lose them, it's one of the hardest things you go through in life, you know. As stupid as it sounds knowing life's sick sense of humor Black Cherry Cobra, it's basically red's wicked black cherry ale, deer, whatever the fuck, mountain pitch black, simple combination, let's see I would do. Oh fuck, hold on a second. Oh, fucking hell, that's good. Oh, oh, YouTube, that's fucking delicious. Yeah, Black Cherry Cobra is where it's at. Surprisingly, the tartness, the tartness, the tart, the tartness, the tartness from the black cherry, really complements the taste of the pitch black cherry,, the taste of the tartness, the tart, the tartness from the black cherry really complements the taste of the pitch black. That is, mmm, that's a fucked up way to look at things but there's no way of knowing if it's a surefire thing You know I'm saying Yeah, and that's a fucked up way to look at things, but there you go. You know, you can be one of those guys, it's just down on his luck, hopeless, romantic, no real outlook on the future as far as campaigning ship goes. You know, and dude finally gets a sounds stupid, but there you go. I put blankets down on any doors leading to the hallway. Crack the window as open. But if I put blankets down on any doors leading to the hallway, crack the window as open as it will go, and point the fan at the fan at the window, and point the fan at the window, and point the fan at the window, and point hallway. Crack the window as open as it will go and point the fan at the window, none of the tobacco smoke goes into the hallway, and any tobacco smoke that isn't here just immediately sucked out the window gone. And some people will get lucky man, you know, when it comes to finding dates and shit. You know, some people will get lucky, and it'll happen when they at least expect it. They'll meet the opposite sex version of them. And like, it's crazy, like, when they at least expect it. They'll meet the opposite sex version of them. And like, it's crazy, like, how well you'll click with that person. And soulmates are not a thing, you too, that's a scientific myth. But finding somebody that you connect with sexually mentally just amazingly well, you know, it's just not going to happen. You know, you could think that she's the most gorgeous woman you've ever seen. But truth be told, you too, if she doesn't find you at least bit sexually attractive, it's just not going to happen. And the nice thing about black cherry cobra is this particular drink combination is a cheaper drink combination. You know, some of my drink combinations are a little bit expensive. Like the Cobra Angel cocktail, oh shit. Yeah, that's like almost practically a 50 dollar drink combination But it was worth video where I was going to buy a lighter from the gas station. In that video I had literally two to three different cars of chicks who were in holler and cat colony while I was riding my bike. So based off of that logic it's safe to assume that chicks do find me attractive. If they didn't they wouldn't have done those things. Even though I just shave off my goatee and go on it back out. Yeah. It shouldn't take me too terribly long, a couple weeks will be nice and thick. That's something to think about it, isn't it? When you're so hell-bent and obsessed with trying to fuck up my life, they really need to spend $300 to $400, just for a bit of information. And $3,000 to $400, you know, for my home boy, Scott, he's not going to $400, he's not going to rip a cash, dude. But Scott is my friend and he's not going to give that information. You could offer him $10 million, he's not going to do it. You know what I'm saying? Let me ask you this, what if the shoe was on the other foot? I was the hater and you were the popular Youtuber, just imagine that the rolls were switched for a second. Ask yourself, how would you feel if you had people fucking with you this hard on the internet? All you did was make YouTube videos and entertain a small audience. How would you feel? You wouldn't like it, I guarantee you you'd fucking hate it. You'd be like what the fuck did I do to deserve this negative attention? You'd ask yourself that you'd be sitting you're scratching your hand going, what the fuck, you know? And exactly, you wouldn't like it. I guarantee you most of you wouldn't like it. She also said I was good at eating pussies so there's pretty banging I'm just saying. And she also said I was good at eating pussies so there you go. And on the most important rule, I can, or not rule, but really some advice, is I don't care how good the pussy is, don't, do not, I repeat, do not, I repeat, do not, do not, I repeat, do not, let your significant other hold sex against you That's gonna be funny if I give a girlfriend and she tries using sex against me. I'm like all that's fucking funny I've got months about having it. So you a girlfriend and she tries using sex against me, I'm the guy that's going to do anything for me never did, no. Like, seriously, this is… I'm the kind of guy, if I have a girlfriend and she tries using sex against me, well if you're gonna do it, this isn't this, you're cut off for two weeks, okay, that's fine. Not gonna face me a fucking bit, I've got months without it. And in that two weeks, she's supposedly grounded me from sex or whatever. I want to have as hard as I can to be as sexy as I possibly can. For the point of she can't stand in she breaks down and just fucking throws me on the bed up who we're doing this okay because that's just the kind of guy I am. Like you can try to hold sex against me but it ain't gonna work. You're also gonna take into facts. These things right here. It's a good thing Wyoming has an open carry-up pirate. God damn, look at the there are women out there that find members of the opposite sex, with big arms, attractive. And the reason why we've been fine, the members of the opposite sex with big muscles attractive is because when they're cuddling with you and shit, it makes them feel safe and secure at night. What's shop? Not being serious, I mean totally for real. Hold on, I say that for the drink combination. There's the kind of okay. Oh, 8% alcohol, although I am, it's still alcohol, although I am, it's still alcohol. And that uh, I had a beer earlier, and then, fucking the same rest of this for later, come on for the booth there, a good, no, but, come on for the booth, there, go, no, oh,, come on for then I saved this can for later, so it is the coincidence of it, but my buddy Steve knows another person named Josh, And my buddy Steve told Josh that you gonna find a girl one day. And then Josh said the same thing I said to Steve like, yeah whatever, I believe it when it happens. And then… And then… Sure a shit, one day it happened. And then Steve told me the same thing, basically, he's like, you know, I find yourself a girl. It's not going to be immediately, but somewhere in the near just in the future it's going to happen when you least expect it. And I said, so yeah, sure, whatever. And then he told me about… about the other Josh's situation. And he said, I forget to that shit. Shut the fuck up, Siri. And any who… Yeah, I don't even… I don't know why it does that. Like, I'll be in mid-sentence talking about something completely random. And Siri things are asked through the question. See, now you respond to me you dumb count But um yeah Steve told me that I want to find come on photo booth stop freezing out. Please God damn it photo booth. Why do you have to aggravate me such? It's not even a fucking hour long video. There's no need to fucking freeze up like this. God damn I'm sitting here waiting for it to unfreeze and unglitch. But yeah, Steve told me I was going to meet some smoking hot goth chick here in town one of these days and it's going to happen when I at least expect it. I'm like, oh, okay. Sure, whatever you say, man. I believe it when it happens. Although some things are worth the weights as they say. What's up on me, another black cherry cobra? That shit. Be bomb. Half of that. Half of that. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? And a 8% beer is definitely enough to fill something off of it. It's not enough TV like, shit-faced, but a whole can of that will definitely get you, cop and a buzz. No, last check I slept with probably would have stayed with me if I didn't scare her off. And I didn't mean to scare her off, but I hadn't been laid, like seriously, I haven't been laid in a fucking minute, and I'm fucking nowhere. The smoking hot chick fucks my brains out, and the sex is fucking amazing. And I said, I love you to her, and just it came out and scared her away and I'm like Oh damn it She didn't want to be in a relationship, and I scared her away and that's going dumbass so the first rule about ending a dry spell if you were a dude and the first rule about ending a dry spell you and some chick fuck she unless she says it don't fucking say it unless you mean it you know what I'm saying kind of thing that goes for both people involved I guess I'm not gonna name names but yeah. I have a pleasure pole which is supposed to be like a fake penis that's like eight inches long two inches wide. The fact that they're selling it as a pleasure pole for females and Spencer's. I'm like that's funny. That's how big my dig gets when I get a fucking full-on burner. That's kind of I think that has a compliment actually. It's more of a grower than really a shower, but it's a little bit of both, but… And there's been times that I've had a girl sitting in my lap and it felt so good that I fucking pre-came in my pants. Anyway, I haven't even done nothing yet. It's sad to say this, but there you go. And there's nothing wrong with that. Oh. Oh. It's a trip to me. It's a trip to me. It's a trip to… It's a trip to… It can be a… God damn it for a booth. It could be a trip… To me, a girl that you have a lot in common with, like, like, it is like it is insane. I've heard that it's a life-changing experience, you know. I'm not going to make any accusations, because, you know… Oh, uh, shit, excuse me. Hmm. Excuse me. I had a little bit of chili a little bit of who dig bad boys at play guitar. And when you got that going for you, pop the collar, shot collar, holler, holler, holler. Well, like an old school bawler. Trying to get an education so you can be a scholar. Oh, damn. Let me bust her mad ride for for a nickel and I'm to beat music with time. Sitting here, haters act the summer, like they stuck in a limb and they're sure they stuck in a lime. Hainting because I got bust a mad rhyme. Oh damn. I got the illus wraps ever. The sick and clever from the three or seven to the seven are busting around after the day I'm dead and done. My beats are more fresh, than bread out of the oven. Look at me busting mad magical skills like I got my own coven. But I was doing my own thing. He just be feeling the staying when it gets too real for them to handle. Hmm. handle. What rounds with handle? Why do you like, or do you like, like kind of works, kind of does it? And they say white boys can't wrap. You know, some white boys try to wrap it and sounds corny as fuck, but then some white boys like myself try to wrap it. It's like damn sages be spitting venom like a spitting Cobra I went up with that That reminds me of a joke. What do you call a cobra that chews tobacco and wraps? You call it a spitting cobra because he'd be spitting chew and spitting rhymes. Okay, that was lame. Folks, I'm sorry that joke was lame. It was a spur of the moment. You said if you might be a chuckle out of that? I don't know. So apparently Kathy Griffin got in just in trouble because she held a fake decapitated head of President Donald Trump up for a photo. And people were naturally outraged by it. And then on top of that, she gets fired from her job for taking the photo. Wait a minute. Kathy Griffin… What's the word I'm looking for? Fucking how?… Kathy Griffin basically fakes violence. You know, she doesn't incite violence. I forget the word I'm looking for. Well, she didn't really, she was doing it to make up political statements and it was overly done and… Donald Trump basically incites violence into his speeches and shit and gets elected president doesn't get fired from his job and continues to prove he's completely incompetent for the job. But Kathy Griffin posts a fake little bit, a little photo. Everybody freaks out about it and she gets fired from her job. Like, what? No's no no come on really oh dude You ever see a cat go ballistic when the owner acts like a dog panting and growling and shit? It's adorable as fuck. I don't care what anyone says. I care what anyone says. I care what anyone says. I was completely random on off topic, but… I don't care what anyone says. I don't care what anyone says. That was completely random on topic, but… I even get people who… I get people who pay money to dislike my videos, but buy pots and the bots that people buy, the bots that people pay money for, just like my videos and masses. I can have like 20 views on a video and have like 30 dislikes and maybe 10 likes and it's like, okay wait a second, you know, when you're seeing shit like that, you know something's up, like people are just being stupid. But people are willing to pay big money to fuck my life up and I still get back up and keep on and keeping. What does that say about them? It says that I'm winning and they're losing. It is obvious. from San Francisco Bay. And the card says, Hey Cobes, I'm sitting here in San Francisco watching your response video to the Fay Cobra and I have to say he is so delusional. I'll send you a postcard when I visit San Francisco Bay. when I visit San Francisco Bay A little rest of that in there just like that. Of course more that stuff in there just like that, top that shit off. Yeah. Oh, well that drink combination is so good. Oh. Oh. God damn it that drink combination is so good How would you feel about t-shirts made? Basically fan t-shirts from the documentary Because my buddy Trapped to film a documentary is going to be having two shirts. And that's what's up. Not only that, but me and Scottie have a cartoon that's being made about us. Didn't know that, did you? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeahppers. Yeah. 44 fucking minutes long. Holy shit Hmm Why cherry cobras are a great way to kick off a party I like making a drink combinations. 45 minutes long. Holy shit. I'll even give a flying fuck if it's winter outside. Miney little, my new little solution right here makes it some of the smoke for my apartment travels anywhere else but out the window. That's boss, this fuck, I don't care what anyone says. I was getting a little bit scragly so I shaved earlier. I was getting a little bit scragly so I shaved earlier. But I left a scruff on my chin to grow out into a nice goatee. Raw. like it's sad to see the great lengths that people go to troll me, and if they didn't go to such great lengths to troll me, then they wouldn't care. It meets some smoking hot goth chick. It's going to be awesome. and the secret to growing a mustache and go tea is when you get stubble on your face, leave the stubble, leave the stubble on top of your lip and on your chin and shave everything else off and let it grow out and repeat the process. And eventually, eventually, your shit's just growing out. You know, if I knew I was capable of growing a mustache I more than likely would have grew one in high school. I got this Captain Jack Sparrow shit going here. No seriously when I got my goatee and my mustache going I got this Captain Jack Sparrow thing going about me. But why's all the room gone? But why is all the run gone? Now if you want to remove any stain from your carpet, lemon juice, vinegar, and gugon, mixed into a paste, and I guarantee you that shit, you let that shit, soak on any stain for a good 20 minutes or so. Then you scrub it out with some water and vacuum it up and let it dry. Boom! Like normally when I smoke a cigarette in my apartment, it's all you can smell, but it's next to nothing with the system I got sent it in my apartment. It's all you can smell, but it's faint next to nothing with the system I got sent up here. Anyways, this is King Cobra JFS with another video. Thank you for watching. And I'll catch you… Come on from the booth. There it… There it goes. And I'll definitely catch you all later. Thank you for watching.