Original Video: Beating King faker Kobra JFS at guitar

What's good, YouTube? Check this out. Look at how my widow's peak is growing so nicely. And this is the weird thing of it, YouTube, is this side is growing faster than this side. And they're both starting to grow back quite nicely. You can definitely see… Uh… right in there, just like that, yeah. So what I do is I'll shave half of the growth off, and this side, it like that, yeah. So what I do is I'll shave half of the growth off. On this side, it gets longer than this side. I'll shave half of that off so that both sides grow in at the same time. And yeah, you can definitely see it in the lighting. Now, check this out, YouTube. a lot of people are asking questions. How can you tell that the other dude's superimposing himself on your apartment background? Well, you noticed that in his latest guitar video, which I watched it, and he played like a little bit of guitar at the beginning, like one or two strings because he probably doesn't know how to play a guitar. And honestly, I've seen the unboxing video and the likelihood of him actually annoying vapor and the vapor actually knowing his address. I highly doubt it. That motherfucker's got short blonde hair. Yeah, that motherfucker's got short blonde hair. and you can clearly see that even though I got some punk rock looking hair you think going right now my hair is long and dark brown Uh, that's my buddy Alex over there just hanging out, you know, and I was showing him the students Fuckin' Fake YouTube account and we were both laughing our asses off. One person did comment, though, all my last video before I'd leave the comment, dude, stop giving him attention, that's what he wants. Actually, I think that works the other way around, because he's copying me, see. And one person who commented on, and literally this one person comments, dude you're getting trolled so hard, L-O-L. Yeah, I'm aware of that, thank you. But I'm also aware of the fact that that same person who commented that, also commented on the Fakers account, and you know, people are so stupid, you know, you're reading all these comments of people saying, oh you're clearly the real King Cobra, JFS, blah blah blah blah. And when I'm reading it on the Posers channel, I'm just like, oh that's fucking funny. And if I hadn't deleted all my videos, it would have been more convincing on my side. But technology was pissing me off. And I wanted to hit something, and so instead of hitting something, I deleted all my videos. Just gives me a chance to make better videos really. I don't have to top off my pipe to go then. So then, why give him any more attention? And the comment I left on his guitar video, you can see on his latest video from like 16 seconds into the guitar video of his. Look up to the right of the screen on his video. You see within like 16 seconds to like 26 seconds. You see on the screen where in his video you see where like the background flickers and stuff that's because when you try to superimpose yourself into someone else's background it's gonna do that I've seen it happen on folder booth before and the reason I know know so much about food booth is because I've used it for a couple of years. So what? It doesn't make me a bad person for using it, you know? And I still use the little booth to make my videos. Even though there are times when photo booth right now is not being the best of apps to use, but when folder booth does actually cooperate I can still make videos. If I wanted to, I can make my videos black and white. It's very easy to do in photo booth. And I know exactly why he does it. He does it because he wants attention. But really, he's giving me attention for giving him attention because he's copying me on YouTube. And not only is he copying me on YouTube, but he's lying to people about my sexuality and shit. You know, I got fan girls that would probably kill or ride my dick right now. I'm just saying… Like, for real, I got chicks crushing on me on Facebook dude and yeah I'm cool with that you know what I'm saying just remember all them all the mofuckers that are running their mouths trying to be you and trying to give that due to tension man they're just jealous yeah and most of them with most of them are just calling their fucking foul names because they know you could get pussy quicker than they can yeah yeah, yep, yep. I mean come on, I'm a subtly gothic guitar player with huge fucking muscles, dude. I could slay some mean Pussy, dude. I could have sex with any girl 18 years of age or older if I wanted, if I applied myself.romchchicks, bad boys who play guitar. just the nature of things, YouTube of things YouTube especially when they can sing on top of that and I saw his little guitar video and aside from the fact that he said he worked at Wendy's that's where he fucked up the first time I got fired from Wendy's I'll cause I mentioned that in my last video yes and the second thing he thing he fucked up on was, you know, you could clearly see is the background of his videos, dimmer and flicker and stuff. You could clearly see it and I made the comments on that video so when people see it they're going, hey, wait a second. Now throughout the duration of any of my videos, do you see the background flicker? No, you don't. The background stays solid because, why? Because this is my apartment, and this is my background. Now, one person made a comment, the real King over JFS wouldn't do something so Christian, you're giving me shit about having respect for my neighbors at 2 o'clock in the fucking morning. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not about being Christian or not. It's about I don't want to lose my fucking, I don't want to lose my fucking apartment and playing my my loud ass guitar at 2 o'clock in the morning is a great way to lose my apartment. I'm just common fucking sense. It's respect man. It's not just Christian. It's fucking respect Most most of the mother do I really look like a Christian sincerely when I'm wearing that Jesus is a kind of t-shirt by cradle of filth that vapor did send me Not only that but I got this fucking pennogram ring and the pennogram on my cobra tattoo that I got done at Black Sunday Tattoo Parlor. If you motherfunkers don't believe me, if you motherfuckers don't believe me, you could probably call Black Sunday Tattoo Parlor. I'm not saying you should, but fucking, I bet she if you called them right now and said, hey, is it true that you give, that King Cobra due to a Cobra tattoo? They're gonna be like, yeah. I shit you know, I had fans of mine from Canada who are here in town, and when they walked into Black Sunday Tattoo Parlor to get tattoos done, they were like, dude, this is so cool, or we're going to the same place King Cobra went to get his Cobra done you know? I get a crack out of all these muckers on the name Myelsma. Yeah I do too. And people left comments like dude he's just trying to get underneath your skin. Yeah I'm well aware of that and I'm not letting it because it's stupid. Hey they might say he's trying to get under your skin but you know for a fact that he's not getting You know who the more popular, the king, the other, the king, exactly, I know who the real King Cobra is, that's me obviously, it's stupid. Hey, they might say he's trying to get under your skin, but you know for a fact that he's not getting under your skin, because you're skin, fucking, you know, fucking, fuck this thing. I got thick skin, yeah, I do, I've King Cobra is that's me obviously and fucking you know what else I'm saying like freaking you know I've been on YouTube for enough years I think people would recognize me if they saw me I'm just saying like at this wicked cobra with the pot leaves on it the head of it right there's got a panogram. I mean come on. I'll get to playing the guitar here in a bit but I just wanted to get a couple things out of the way real quick. Show you how my widows peaks doing growing back and you can definitely see it growing back and it's only definitely see it growing back. It's only a matter of time before. These little sections right here are as long as my bangs right now. Yeah. I mean, I've seen goths shave half their fucking head, so what the fuck is this? You know, I'm not tripping out about it. Right. I mean, my hair looks kind of good, actually. I'm not going to lie. Ladies, ladies, ladies, what line. Ladies what's up. Like literally I have people pretending to be me on Facebook too and it's like what the fuck Chuck? You used to put fucking duck? Right. You know and they go as far as to not only fake my Facebook account, but then they make up stupid bullshit about my sexuality, and then on top of that, they post my address on that fake Facebook account. These motherfuckers are trying so hard to ruin my life, and I'm not going to let it stop me for making videos or provide to the fans. Most of you motherfuckers know why I monitor my own comments so I can filter out trolls talking shit. And when I do that it forces trolls to do other things like pretend to be me on YouTube. Well, most people might think they're talking shit, but really they're eating it. Right? Exactly. Egg-fucking-zacking-doo-huh. Oh. Fucking-talkin' shit, man. Fuck-doo-talkin' shit, you must have had to eat that shit. Right? Why do you think about-huck-haws?? You know I have a message to the fake k more popular JFS, is my dick out? No, then why is your mouth open? You shouldn't be talking bitch. Straight up. Right. Homemade lubrication. That shit's always there permanently. Open your mouth, your mouth's all wet, right? There you know. Start bobbing your head in your fucking bobble head. I've noticed this YouTube YouTube, the more popular I get on YouTube, the more subscribers I get, the more people are going to try to fuck with me because they think, oh, the students autistic, oh, look at that, easy target. You know, do you think this shit affects me? Especially when I've been bullied in school, I've been bullied outside of school, you know. Fuck, they just want to fuck with you because they know your autistic, it's like motherfuckus fuck with me because I'm not poleptic. Yeah. There's motherfuckus to say, oh look, there's the four-eyed funky fish. Motherfuckus dude, it's like, dude, you, but people are assholes. Oh hell yeah, dude. It's straight up. There's a lot of fucking idiots per capita, brother. Yeah, there's a lot of stupid motherfuckers on YouTube. We're buying into this crap. And I think they know that on the real King Cobra that they're just doing it to fuck with me even more, because, fuck it, it's and be as popular as you. No they can't because they don't know how to do it. There's something oddly genuine about my YouTube videos that people seem to like and you talked to anybody who's a fan of my videos and they will tell you this and you notice that when someone commented on his videos remove your bandana we want to see how your widows peak looks so if he's not going to do it to prove he's the real one when he's not then I'm going to do it because I want to prove on the real one. Look no bandana look Look, no bandana, look at that, no bandana. Hey, you wonder if them shit talk controls or grain or brown? How about Thailand? Green is… Oh. I'm pretty sure if you talk to Tommy NC 2010 he'll tell you that I'm the real King Cobra but on his show several fucking times I'm just saying I said Tommy NC 20 to a joke or themed wand okay I hate it oh yeah you're on a cigarette I forgot I forgot you know I'll talk the tobacco off, you know, hand it off to you. Oh, okay. I don't want to trade tobacco with my friends when they're out of cigarettes because I know what it is. The struggle is real, right? Right, because we all helped each other out, man. you should talk to control. But still. That'd be something other fuckers should be like smoking is bad for you. Yeah, well, then they like fucking ladders for cigarettes five seconds later. Hypergrits, exactly. No, but not only that, but truth be told, you're like, you should quit smoking to exercise more. Well, guess what, if you exercise too much, I can kill you too. Hell man, related know, just saying. Why do you have to exercise when you know you're the cousin of Ho Kogan? Right? Hell man, related to Ho Kogan. Are you? Literally. Ho Kogan and Jesse James. Damn. It helps. Most people don't believe it, but fucking Adolf Hitler's one of my great uncles. I feel sorry for you on that.. You can wipe your nose, but you can't pick your family. Right, right. You can wipe your buggies away but you can't wipe your family. Ha ha ha ha. Ah. I got more German in me than I did anything else other than American. Yeah. But…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… anything else other than American. Yeah, but Or you can go bitch, stop rock, Lesnar. And I wonder how far this motherfucker would go to fake being me on YouTube. Would he even shave that section of his head to pretend to be me just like me? Because that'd be funny. And die his hand, you know, fucking weird? copying you and he's flattering you. Like yeah I know this already. Like people who was commenting these things are telling me shit that I already know and quite honestly I am flatter that he wants to be me. But guess what? There's only one me. Yes I'm the real King Cobra. The other King Cobra is imitating. So I want the real King Cobra. Please stand up. Okay Eminem shut the fuck up. I'm just kidding real though And I saw his little guitar video and he barely played guitar. He spent most of the video talking shit and between to be me And when he didn't play the guitar I said shit sounded like shit did all you could hear was Yeah, but what the fuck you could play a couple strings. Oh can't understand what the fuck he's fun trying to put this ring over here like that? I'll make sure the uh, that's turned down before I turn on. I can't understand what the fuck he's trying to put. I'll switch this ring over here like that. And I might do a different team. I've been playing standard for a minute. Let's see. And I'll make sure the, uh, that's turned down before I turn on a problem a problem with the fender Mustang amp and really the only complaints if you're playing an apartment complex you have to have the volume knob on your guitar turned down all the way because even though the volume on the amp is turned down all the way is still cranks like you'll turn we turn on it'll be full blast. look and right so which means when I turn on the app I jiggle the volume button and then turn the guitar up all the way and that way I can control the volume a bit better. I'm Oh damn. See, when you try pulling a shit like that, you can actually hear my picking. Like, like, on the for real moment. Roo. the the I'm That was cool. I think that's the one. Anybody who's followed me on YouTube long enough knows I play PC-rich Whorlocks. This happens to be a BC-rich Whorlock revenge. Sabbath! 7th! Bloody 7th! Oops. Oh, differentering then. the I'm the I'm the I think it, right now. I'm I'm sorry. the the I'm the I'm the I'm the the You tell that was impressive. Well, that was impressive. Well, give the old college try, I suppose. Well, give the old college try, I suppose. Okay, maybe I should have tried to play it behind my head. I'm a guy for trying at least. Spaghetti Western. I'm the I'm the I'm I'm I'm I mean, The cold runs make me, the Who is that the Michael Myers Halloween song? Who is that the one Myers Halloween theme song? And then the Harry Potter theme song before that? And then Star Wars before that? I believe it was. I bought the National Anthem. I don't know. I'm I don't know. I'm way faster and way more accurate and way better than that fakers fakers, fun attempt at guitar. It's so pathetic. this video is just giving me attention at this point. I'm I'm I don't even know how long it was, but damn, that was a long-ass time, just sitting there. Like, he barely even played any fucking guitar in his video. And it's so fucking obvious he wants attention, but if you're gonna fucking call somebody out on guitar who's been playing since junior high and you barely play anything on the fucking guitar you're just a pathetic excuse for a human being really you really are So there you have it, that's how you fucking slay somebody at guitar. And uh, little me a fresh blow up pipe tobacco to close out the video. because I'm famous and they think it'll crawl underneath my skin if they do it. And guess what? I'm still sitting here saying, fuck you and not letting it happen. I continue to get better at guitar and gain more subscribers and all you do is talk shit. I'm going places with my life where you're doing with your life. You ain't doing shit. You ain't doing shit with your life. Oh, you use your microwave. All right, before you use it, hold on, I'm going to close the video real quick. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. What did you do? Yeah, because I don't like… I don't need people know what you look like, so they don't like Fuckin' Target You on Facebook and shit, you know what I'm saying? Like, some of my… Like, literally, some of the friends I've had in the past, I've all had a bunch of shit talked about them, because people just don't know them, you know, I was like, what the fuck ever. But… But… I know exactly what to call the video too. I know exactly whatFS with another video. Thank you for watching. And I'll most definitely catch you all later.