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Bought a lighter

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That's good YouTube. So last night I had two lighters die on me so I walked to the gas station and got me a new lighter. Brand speaking new hasn't been used yet. Already popped off the child's safety on it right there. Yeah. I got a message on pipes and cigars on my pipe. I'm practically out. I got a message on pipes and cigars.com and they basically confirmed my order of seven ounces of cherry pipe tobacco Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, buddy. Oh last night I was pretty much bullshitting with some homies. And uh… Yeah. Me and Alex, his home girl, basically had an inspection for her place and her landlord was coming by. Yeah. And with her back pain pain YouTube that would have cleaning that place up would have taken ages. But me and Alex and her boyfriends plus her like between the four of us and got that shit done, you know what I'm saying? The stem feels a little bit clogged though. The MacGyver, the camera fell while unscrewing the pipe or stem here. There we go. Sorry about that, tubes. I too, uh, hold the camera phone while I'm clogging the pipe stamp and I got her unclogged. All right. All right. I've got this tobacco that got my pipe here. As you can see, yeah. Getting your tobacco pipe lit in the wind. Oh, it's fun. Come on, you're fucking mastered. Oh no wonder why it's not lighting, I grabbed the long lighter. This is a cool looking lighter but it's dead. It took me a minute to realize, okay, he is a brand new liner. There we go. Literally that one… Literally that one… Excuse me. Literally that one lighter that I had died on me. And then a homey of mine hands me a lighter and it dies on me. And then a homey of mine hands me and had died on me and then a home of mine hands me a lighter and it dies on me. You can do you too, that's just a part of life sometimes but who would have thunk that the lighter that my homey gave me dies right after the one that I had died you know that's just that's life sometimes. Had some spare change from last night's good fortune and, you know, dug up some change in my jar and yeah. Had just enough money to get me a brand new big. Sweet. Definitely be keeping an iron ear out for that tobacco when it gets here. Seven ounces of cherry piped tobacco, so that's a good grip, you know, it's not a small amount by any means. Okay, you know, I guess we'll see when it, when it gets here, yeah. I'm heading back to my apartment and I'm going to clean my kitchen stove. I'm heading back to my apartment and uh, I'm going to clean my kitchen stove. Fill out some job apps and just chill out you know. My whole attitude towards getting a job is it'll happen eventually you know just got to keep applying until someone says hey you know we'd like to hire you for our company you know what I'm saying. Only at Michelin. Yeah, good deals going on at Michelin. Yeah, good deals going on at Michelin, yes they do. Yes they do. If you're tired of the bullshit, see what I did there. Wait a tire joke. Yeah. In between getting a job and what have you. Between that and between now and then, try to raise some money and get me a car man. Something to work on over the summer, you know what I'm saying? I could easily get my driver's license while I'm working on it. It's something to work on over the summer you know I'm saying. I could easily get my driver's license while I'm working on it. You know it's definitely something to think about. Yeah. That was cast. Poop. But yeah, that was one of the first things I needed to do to get my day started was, you know, get me a new liner and yeah, that's taken care of. To the next, next thing I guess. Go home, clean my kitchen stove. to the next next thing I guess. Go home, clean my kitchen stove. You really don't need to see that because that's just boring. You know, no one wants to see that. I go home and clean my kitchen stove. So when I do my cooking video, it looks more presentable. You know, people in the comment section, if my stove is a little bit dirty or if the pan's a little bit greasy, you know, people will bitch about it in the comments and it's like whatever dude hey let's get that my shoes man you know Oh, This morning, do you ever have an extra cigarette? No, I don't know. Ah, it's just, that's all right, I spoke last one earlier or something. I'm not a tobacco and a 7 ounce of that pipe tobacco gets here YouTube and I'm not up tobacco and uh, 7 ounces sounds good right now. I can see myself on my screen right here versus having to turn around and use the camera around and use the camera lens on the back of the phone. It lost me to actually see what I'm doing. It lost me to actually see what I'm doing. It makes a more professional video in my opinion. Yes, sir, mea, I go home, upload this video real quick. All that's doing that, all fucking, my stove clean, plan for jobs, you know, same shit different day man. Keeping the apartment clean, applying for jobs till I get one. I do believe that I use the economy shipping for that tobacco so it should be here either tomorrow or Thursday. YouTube. Oh shit, almost got it on camera. This is cool looking pigeon. Maybe I did get it on camera. But yeah, it's this cool looking pigeon. Maybe they get it on camera, I don't know. But yeah, it was this cool looking pigeon. I don't know, what the fuck the other bit? Right, I've been the pigeon with that, with those markings before. Like literally this pigeon had gray and white just splotched all over it. Like this pigeon's body looked like a modern art painting. That's how the color scheme worked out. The graves and the whites, you know, and cool looking, you know. Shit, as long as that pigeon wasn't pooping on me, which she wasn't, then, you know, no harm, no foul. No foul, he says, that was not a bird joke, not being serious. I wasn't trying to make a bird joke, but it just happened, you know. Yeah. But you know that song on YouTube taking care of business, that's how you roll, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, YouTube just wanted to take you along. I'm a little journey buying that wider, or after I should say, and yeah, thanks for watching the video and I catch it on the flip side, yo.

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