Original Video: Calling a troll out

What's good YouTube? So check this out, check this shit out. Last night, I ate an entire party-sized bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos in under an hour. And I had a video I was going to put on YouTube with me doing the challenge. But my computer crashed before I had a chance to pause the recording, stop it, and so I could post it to YouTube. So because of that, I didn't get a chance to post the video, I was going to post last night. some poor imitator ripping off my music on YouTube and this is a count called King Cobra JFS spelled exactly like mine but the only difference is it's a poor parody of my channel and when I do it makes fun of me and instead of spelling cold wear with a C this YouTube user spells King Cobra JFS to Cobra and that YouTube user's name is spelled with a K and this YouTube would not only stole my song Sex and Suicide which is from my latest album Willows of Sorrow. But he also took a bunch of different audio clips from different videos from me and other videos that I've made and used it to sexually harass me to make it sound like I was saying something that I wasn't kind of thing. And then he also did that to a number of, a couple of my videos. And his latest one is calling me a fake. Someone shared the link with me on Facebook, and when you're so god damn famous on YouTube, that people have to parody you to get their kicks off. They can't just be original and be themselves. So honestly, I'm quite flattered, thank you. Unless me, I'm doing something right on YouTube. But for a lot of mother-fuckers out there who are saying that they down, that this person is real or not. This person literally took a screen cap of my video and then superimposed his little recorded video on a backdrop of one of my videos. With the way I'm sitting and the way technology works today, it's not difficult to sit there if you have the right software to superimpose a recorded video of yourself on the backdrop with someone else's videos. And what remains at the end of the day really is just someone who's jealous of your YouTube fame and they want to get their 10 seconds of fame. So they'll pick on somebody like me who's starting to go a somewhere with you too. And there's starting to go somewhere with YouTube. And there's nothing you can do about it, YouTube. You know, technology fucks with you, people, fock with you, it's just part of the YouTube experience. If they think it's going to stop me for making videos, or sadly mistaken. me for making videos or sadly mistaken. So I'll share the link with me on Facebook and I wasn't even paying attention to it I was having a couple of drinks with some friends of mine and I got a text message from someone and they said I've seen this. I'm like no what is it and oh, when I saw the latest parody video. And how many times have I reported the fake King Cobra JFS account to YouTube? One that spells at K-I-N-G-K-O-B-R-A-J-F-S, whereas I spell wine with the C-S-I-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-I-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-I-N-J-C-O-V-R-A, the way it's supposed to be fucking spelled. You know, and people see me with autism, they think, oh, easy target, you know, but do I look faced by it at all? I've been getting bullied on YouTube for the eight years that I've been on YouTube so far. And people still follow on the estimate videos. So, what does that show to these people who try so hard to fuck with me? Which helps my YouTube famously, I try something to fuck with me. And, you know, it's ridiculous. They took a talk about a my friends, that I was even included with, for the review, a little different than they actually are, and it's just stupid, immature petty crap, and there's nothing you can do about it, you know? I focus on my music, I focus on my fans, and I focus on making wants, you know, why they music, writing stories, whatever, you know, playing video games, something, you know. And, you know, there are some people on Facebook who are seeing this, and they're going, you know, that is kind of desperate for attention. When someone tries so hard to parody your life to make fun of you, it's actually harassment, you know. And it's still a small music. And not only that, but they took the audio from Sex and Suicide, and it made it sound eerly similar, and then they took the album cover I used for… The Windows of Sorrow album cover, and then they took the album cover I used for the Willows of Sawro album cover and they replaced the K and they replaced the C and they replaced the C and they were King K with the K on the album cover and then they used that as the as a picture for it and it's like, okay if you want to hear the original I can play it, I don't play it really quietly, just long enough for the video to hear it. And then I will try to long terrily add if I have to, I can provide an original I have the open cover posted on my Facebook page, follow me on Facebook no, but this is just a huge asshole fucking with me and you know, you know, the best way to look at is that he slatted really, you know, people try so hard to mess with you, you know, you know, the best way to look at is to be flattered really, you know, when people try so hard to mess with you. You know, to the fake King Cobra JFS account, you want some toilet paper for your mouth because you're talking a lot of shit. Now these tools that are so hell-bends on fucking with me, look at me, look at me far from my job, I have for four years. You know what I'm saying? And then on top of that, they continue to harass me on YouTube, hoping they'll just arrest me on YouTube, hoping they'll just quit playing guitar, quit doing YouTube, and this and that. And that's when you have to show determination and strength, not backing down, and not giving in to that bullshit, you know. Yeah, admittedly so, it would have been better off if I would have not mentioned where I worked. And at the same time, if someone's trying to provide you a clean place to eat, when you sit down, why are you going to talk shit to them? Like, that's just what I call for. You know, they're busting their ashes trying to make an honest living. And some people have this really snobby attitude that, or if you work fast food, you'd beneath something or someone that if you don't have a corporate job or a fucking, this and that certain kind of job, that you have to have a certain job to mean something in this world. It's just a really funny stopby attitude that people have. And when you're busting your classroom and make customers happy or using a fast food job. And when you have a customer to straight up be fucking rude to you, you know, there's 10 zillion things you want to say to that person like, you know, that was kind of on call for, but you really can't say shit, YouTube, because if you do, they can turn that with a quickness. And there was an incident where I was pretty much flat out just disrespected, and I've been bullied on YouTube, and in my schooling days, long enough to develop a thick skin. I don't went by to my friend's house, but by the time I left my friend's house it was like almost 34 degrees out, like 35 degrees out. And I'm like, you know, the bike in as quietly as possible, I'll sit down and talk about this bullshit for a second. And I'm riding around in my fucking trip pants and I had my jacket on. That's because earlier today it was a yesterday or yesterday, which I want a call a call a I'm riding around in my fucking trip pants and I have my jacket on. That's because earlier today it was, or yesterday it was like, it was like almost 60 degrees so the weather's definitely warmly up. There's no doubt about that. But about this time last night I had a geer with challenge I uploaded to YouTube or tried to, as I was recording its own photo booth. I managed to polish off an entire party size, but I had a jewelry, I was like, and said, within my computer crashed before I had a chance to stop the video and then posted to YouTube. And, you know, there's been times where photo booth is frozen up on me, glitch down on me, recorded the video with no sound, or in some cases, not letting me play the video back with no sound at all. And that's all frustrating, but to completely just have everything, you know, I know it was a fun challenge and I'd do it again, but… not for a minute, you know, I'm saying, like not for a least month. Not only this for a month, but that doesn't exclude the chicken recipe that I promised you to, so that was not a deal. What's I'll be doing that later on today, but right now, why, when you ate that, ain't our same, as with the whole day, just a chilling, you know, that? You know, I'm saying, that's the whole day. Just, uh, chilling, you know. And if I'm lucky enough to get out of the job here in town, that works well with me, you know what I'm saying, I'm not going to mention where I work. And if I haven't seen it work, something happens, you know, and if you feel the need absolutely need to talk about it, there's a way you can word into it, it's where it doesn't make you look bad, but it discusses a situation in a fair and somewhat professional atmosphere. You know, working on these four years and after the customer comes in, two little girls, one little girl says, what's he doing? And then older woman they were with says, oh, he's cleaning tables. He does that for his job. That's his living. Sad, isn't he? And I was just like, wow, that's completely uncalled for. I didn't say anything like you. To her face, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.. I had a split second to react to it. Two weeks prior to that incident there was a story on YouTube that went viral. And this customer walked up to a Starbucks cashier and asked for a cookie straw and something happened to her the cashier when he just starts flipping out on the customer. Someone looked out through smartphone and put it on YouTube, and it went viral, and the customer got a free gift card, and a huge apology for Starbucks, and the cashier made and made out of Lost Your Job. And I wasn't awful at this individual, affect me when I've dealt with a lot worse on YouTube and Facebook. So I looked up at her after she made her snide, snobby comment, and I smiled after as politely as I could. And it wasn't in a way that was looking like it was most painful to smile. Now I tried to go to a place where I'm like, I didn't just hear that. You know, I tried to make her feel like a customer like she was welcome any time she wanted to come back to Wendy's even though she was completely rude to me. gave her a clean place to say, didn't say shit so well. As soon as I was having beer shots and collecting trays on the other side of the lobby, I mow moved to myself. There were worse jobs out there. And I left her at that. And when I saw the lobby was packed full of customers, that day they saw how I handled myself and they're like, you know what, that's professional, I can respect that. And how many times I've gotten compliments and customers on the service I've provided? If Wendy's international and saying that the customer complaints had come from nowhere near Wyoming, it would have been like, okay, something's up. But it is what it is. I could have sued Wendy's the one for termination when I'm like, you know what, I want to take the high road on this issue. Take the high road on this issue and be like, I'm not going to let the sugar fact mean. This is just one more fucking obstacle. Much like my pipe being broken and not having a proper stem you smoke out a bit. I'd like to smoke in a bit, but I'd like to smoke in a bit, but… So my solution was to make a pipe stem out of a cap from a green marker, basically, and it works. It smells just fine. works, it smells just fine. And it always means a little bit of a pipe my fan made. And when I was turning it, after unscrewing it, it's on a clog stem. And I'm trying to get a broken mouthpiece right here. I'm like, seriously, that's just like, the burritos video doesn't post because the computer crashes. A whole video, we pounding a bag of burritos with like appetites, or you know, food challenge type thing, you know. And, yes, nothing you can do about it. Yeah, I have said to repair the pipes then. And try to get if I can be dealing tomorrow. But it's Apple the pipe stem and turn it off at the video and tomorrow. But it's awful lot of stuff to do before I give the cooking video, you know what I'm saying? So I at least look semi-professional. Let's reason my ass birder is off on the ride home from my friend's house. I mean riding that chopper bike in 35 degree weather. It was it was the lowest it would have gotten was about 26 degrees. And it says to us that I was staying longer as it's been more cold-ass riding home. Yeah, I think it along with this, this has been more a cold ass running home. Yeah, I think I got to get home when I got that address. Those people who saw the post on Facebook, and I've been flagging this dude's shit, this dude or Dudet, this YouTube channel's crap for months. So on YouTube, hey, this person's impersonating me, poorly, sexually harassing me, stealing my music, and you're not doing shit about it. And then YouTube has the so-called hero system in place. Uh-huh. And then on top of that, the glitch with the YouTube system. If one person is subscribed to a subscriber from the channel, you'll use two subscriptions because of the glitch with the YouTube system. If one person doesn't subscribe is from your channel, you'll use two subscriptions because of the glitch in YouTube. Oh, that's convenient. So while being a website that says, welcome to YouTube, you have a right to a harassment-free experience. That sounds an awful lot longer than you go to the high school, doesn't it? open up to the highest school, you have the right to a harassment for education. Now, when there's only so many people that to moderate YouTube and like a shit ton of accounts, I understand that's a lot to monitor, and when people are wasting YouTube space to create fake accounts, just to fuck with people, that means… Let's just endless accounts that sometimes it can be hard to tell one's fake and which one is, and it's true. The only thing I can do is to keep making videos and show these troubles there and it's not going to affect me. 2 o'clock and actually it's probably 2 o'clock, I mean it's 2 o'clock, I'm just like, yeah, this is the first through video. I'll keep doing product review. I don't promise to be tomorrow or Tuesday but most definitely tomorrow in that area. And I'll keep doing product reviews here and there and fast food reviews here and then when I can. I have a lot of awesome talk with John's food reviews on my channel that I did. And I almost got deleted when technology was pacing me off. I wanted to punch something but… instead of speaking my anger out on inanimate objects. and technology I like I could hit something or I could just do something drastic and crazy. Fuck it, let's sleep three years or three years in my videos. And looking back on it, there was something that was accomplished I hadn't deleted. But it is what it is. And if people are trying this hard to fuck with me on YouTube, it's going to get people talking and they're going to be like, okay, if people are trying to make fun of them this hard on YouTube, maybe there's something to his videos and it don't make people want to watch my shit even more. So if someone's goal when they parody me like them is to make fun of me and make it so I don't make videos anymore and this and that. It's feeling is your belief. Really? The important thing to remember is that I now have, like last time I checked, 5,128 subscribers. People are starting to get, uh, a little interested in the videos and like, okay, there's something to this person. I can make some… I've been here for a product with you. I can make some, um, oh yeah, I'd be really really spooky spicy too. But if I took the Juilladoes Lordary Cherry Halibou, you know, I grew with swampadella down there. That swampadella is a mean-on sauce. You do it's good though. I'll. I think I'm playing you two. Bam! It seems like I couldn't film the whole, even that party-sized baggage, really don't, I mean, or need an hour. I got a something. I do this channel for all the haters talking that shit. And I got a pipe tobacco ash. Smoke, holding my finger tip, but fuck it. Individually, I'm the one eating these, so who gives a shit? Because you're going to be this careless why I get this like a new video now. I take these derivatives loaded. I've had the originals and I've had to ensure the whole thing is both really good. Yeah the coal ranch flavor, but if you're a coal ranch kind of fan, I'm sure it's a little bit good too. I haven't tried them when I'm sure they get. I don't know if you're going to much more than you did. That's just basically on the iron. I mean, you know what I'm saying? So this is pretty much empty. Put all these bastards on a plate, microwave them, and then we'll put it… And we'll put it. Oh, this swamble music. All right. We'll start off with two minutes in the microwave. We don't want to overcook them. Just enough for them to be nice and gooey in the middle. We can have this when the challenge is done. Nice little soda here, but we've got four hot sauces. Habenero. Right there. Habenero. Halleppinero……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. right there i've been here wholepino uh… swamp idyllic this is badellic pepper sauce and then we got the original swamp right here and we put a little bit of all four of these on on the young yeah And then we put a little bit of all four of these on the on the um yeah Give them another minute. It's like three minutes so far. When you're making those though, you don't want to make them to where they're like just falling out of the cheese shell. You know, it makes them magically impossible and messy to eat, you know. But you cook them out really fully cooked and messy to eat, you know. But you cook them all out and out to whether they're fully cooked and then nice and cheesy in the middle of the outside is still intact. You know what I'm saying? They come fucking around people. Four house houses under one. The Hellburger was pretty intense. I did that food channels to help promote my home waste on our day's channel. And then the creators of Swampodelic solid. And they used that video to promote their product. So, well… I'm not joking you too, but I am not joking. The Hellberger challenge. The Hellberger challenge it. I did to help. Come on, for the booth. Here it goes. The Hellberger challenge that I did to help my home boys got his channel go a little bit. So I'm butelikuses that have been going to promote their stuff. So, you can't get more legit than that. You can see right here, they're nice and gooey in the middle, but they're not going to make a huge mess everywhere. Yeah. This is just our temperature for these actual. All right. We'll start off with a careful with these wires just later that shit. I have a collection of hot sauces in my fridge. And they are literally… And they are literally… This one hot sauce. I have a narrow sauce. Amanero is a little bit thicker. The hot sauce I just pour before the Hemanero is a little bit thicker. Harder to pour than this shit, so this Hemanero is much easier to pour. It's a little bit more liquidy. Oh yeah. If you look closely you can see the two different hot sauces on there. Hot Sauce number three is a liquid jollipino. And considering those ruegajalapenos and these little bastards, this is just early intensifying. The heat. You can definitely see there's three different kinds of house houses on there. Let's have them to the side and put these other three away real quick. I don't hate you too, but not even fucking around. So I don't know if it's good, but one cap will do it. I pull one cap for a very lightly coated each one of these points to the caps, minimum of it, let's see. The one cap is like I can just drop it on each one. A couple spots, the swamp of Delike on these here, I am. I pour a couple drops of swamp of Delike, arms of these. There we go. Look at all that. Four different house houses on these spicy motherfuckers. Holy shit. How does this smell though? I smell tell a spice, yeah, hella good. Four hot sauces people. And yeah, this is what the label looks like. Shire not to make us a swapidelic. If you are the kind of person that likes spicy food, this is definitely nothing to mess around with. A little bit goes a long way. I mean so for real right now you don't even know. I'm gonna set this to the side real quick on the bed there just like that while I put this bottle away. a little bit. Now the thing about it is you too, eating an entire party-sized bag of gerinos underneath an hour is doable but it's challenging because it dries out your mouth because of the vast quantity of it. This right here might be a little bit more challenging because it's less but it's also what it makes up for in less quantity it makes up for what the fuck am I thinking? This is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, three, four, five, four, four, eight, 19, 11, 12, 15, 15, 16, Okay, 16 of these unbelievably spicy bastards. And I can't drink any of that soda until these are down. So this entire plate's gone of these modes of cheesy jewelry goes loading things. Yeah. Oh the flavor on that. Awful of those house houses would really well together. Oh the flavor of those house houses would really well together. Oh yeah. I kind of figure if I'm keeping my fans waiting for that chicken video. Kind of give them something like this. Oh. Rios hell loaded. What do you call this right here? That clears out the sass quite nicely though. I got a little drunk and another crave of spicy food. Oh man. Oh man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is the kind of show they have on a game show. You entire play this? How do you feel afterwards? It wants to paint besides eating it, just one or two. The flavor, oh man, it's good. Binder's starting to water. Yeah, buddy. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah. What's eating some milk after this? Six more. Six more I laughed. Oh, this challenge is painful. I need some milk with those last five, God damn it, dude. They're going to be finished. But when you get this, when you're eating those, you get that sauce in your fingertips, you do not want to touch your eyes, trust me. Oh yeah, it's just spicy little devils. Devils, potatoes, potatoes, loaded challenge, yeah. Devils Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Four left, come I got this. Oh. I don't know. Three left. I'm sorry. I'll just go. I'm I think all jokes you want from the ass helping. I got a little joke she wants banana helping. I got spicy. I'll go. I'm Oh. This is our… Briars Gracie's blast. It's gonna ask him. I'm Ah. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'll Oh, it's that. Oh, it's that. I put four chunks of banana on the streets using ice cream. Because fuck it. That's really good. And my mouth was on fire. This food challenge right here. Oh man. So soft of the burn coming out. Cool over that and I was crying on the four-wheel on my tongue. That was cool off a bit. Fuck. Fuck. I think that's just a challenge. Um. My fans. Yeah, my subscribe should be challenge. I don't know. From our fans. You know, I subscribe. Get it. I thought it was a little, yeah. About three times a year. I might have gotten there bitching in the wine towards the end but I made it. Although I had a lot more than expected. Oh man, that's wicked spicy. He is trying to try and shit my aspirative to try and shit too. It's a fart joke. I'm only an attempt at one, but… Ah, how? I didn't say I couldn't touch that. I did say I could not touch that so that the plate was clear. So technically it did with rules on the so-called challenge. The best thing to do really is go with an ice cream. Just roll on your tongue. Okay. Bird also helps too. Cool. I'll. I don't like my mouth out with a wet rag. Or wet wash my mouth out with a wet rag. Or wet wash clothes I mean. Phew. That was not really…… Oh, wetcloth. I mean, that was Harley. There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. Let's see the fake King Cobra JFS fake that shit right there. Oh. I'm Anyways, this is the real King Cobra Jan F.F. with the other video. Thank you for watching. And, um, get y'all here.