Original Video: reading comments and rating

YouTube, they're a kick in a guitar major for the video, and get the spellcaster, and… I'm the Oh, yeah. the Okay, I've started the spaghetti western. The good. Okay, I've started the spaghetti western. The good, the good, the bad, the ugly. Okay now before we continue shredding a guitar let's read a couple comments shall we Hmm. on the Fourth of July food hack video Fudge society and food hack the planet one pizza at a time Okay, then One person saying thank you for finding for freedom, I'm like, uh, no. Now, I would have loved to have killed for the government, but because of my autism, they wouldn't let me join. They should put you on the TV playing the guitar every 4th of July. I did a video playing the national anthem. One person says, I love you, aw. That looks vile on the 4th of July food hack video. Well not as violent, disgusting as your mom's pussy, but I still fucked you anyway. Good thing she was clean. See, here's the thing of it, bud. If you think it looks vile. as your mom's pussy but I still fucked her at anyway. Good thing she was clean. You see here's the thing of it so you want to be a ladies man One person comments how to be a chode See when they get like that I can just go to their channel and oh look at this asshole only three subscribers bro You're calling me a chode when you've only got three subscribers, block, how to be trolled, block. Now, in my video, so you want to be a ladies man, the video basically said, so if you want to be good with the ladies, you got to treat them like human beings. And I'm getting called a choke for that? Bro, sounds like someone hasn't had pussy yet. Like bro, maybe when you've gotten your dick wet with some pussy then maybe you can talk some shit But you've only got like three subscribers You know the biggest complaint women have about men is that we don't treat them like human beings and it's disgusting and it's disgusting, women have about men is that we don't treat them like human beings, we treat them like sex objects and it's disgusting to be quite honest. Our society has overly sexualized the female form and I'm like no dude I don't I don't agree with that. which presents a lot of problems in itself. You can't see a pair of boobs without someone saying, Oh, that's pornography. No, it's a pair of boobs. No, no, no, no, no, no, that's pornography. How was it, pornography? Because it invokes sexual thought. Okay, okay, okay, so if we're gonna have that argument. Just because boobs make men happy and invoke sexual thought does not mean it should be considered pornographic. I think that's kind of bullshit. They'd be like, they'd be like pointing at an apple or a piece of food and saying morbid obesity. But you haven't even eaten the food yet, so how can you call it morbid obesity? You haven't eaten the food and sat on your ass and done nothing. How are you going to call it morbid obesity? You're just going to point at the fucking apple and say, fat, fat, you know, come on, dude. Oh I need to go, dude. If only the founding fathers knew that the war for independence would lead to this. Looking forward to seeing you on Joe Logan on the 25th, that's what's up. I don't know where the rumor started. I suppose it's because of the camel, the camel vest that I wear, the camel jacket with no sleeves. People think, you know. Person saying that they're vegetarian, good for them. Cobes is the man if you disagree you suck. Yes I like that. The Doritos Blaze crumble is a nice touch. That it is. Dink cheesy mozzarella veg burger. Yep. Gonna love that promosome pizza. Excited for the veggie-panny review, you have to cook them for a long time to make it crispy. Yeah. You know what I like to do the first comments? I like to delete them just because it fucks with people's OECD. Like first, you know, I'm just sitting here like, okay cool, you're the first person to comment on the video. Congrad you fucking lations, here's your fucking award. Like I never understood that shit. Yeah, if you want to get that good at guitar overnight to be able to play like that lightning fast you have to practice man. Because if you don't practice you're not going to get better. Guitar takes dedication. That's just… No, yes, or buts. I'll have to address that missed call here in a second. That's what's 4th of July. T-W-U, which is that's what's up. Pretty sweet vacuum rig. Let's see. There was plenty of entertainment back then. It just wasn't corporate made TV and video games. Back then they had theaters and books and street shows and concerts. Well, yeah, I'm aware of that. It's talking in the course. This comment was made on the happy fourth of July video yesterday did have theater and that sort of thing and street performances and all that but outside of that I mean you know I don't know why people keep saying thank you for your service I never't know why people keep saying thank you for your service. I never, you know. Like I respect the men and women who serve, believe that, but I've never actually served myself. Cool taste just did a video making fun of you and bullying you sir. fun of you and bullying you sir. I don't care. I really don't. Like you think I'm supposed to fucking affect me man. I've been getting fucking picked on since I started making YouTube your fucking like. So you sit in there… Oh! Oh! That person's, that person's a… Really, thanks for noticing. You know, this is the thing in me, whenever people do videos and make fun of me, I tend to think they're just glorifying me. They're jealous of all fucking bad-ass I am, so they're like, you know………………………………!………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Sweet Guitar gave me chills on the Happy Fourth of July video. Thank you for that comment. And that's the thing of it, YouTube. You can focus on the assholes and talk shit, or you can focus on the people who are saying, Yeah, Cobra, get them, you know? That's what I'm getting at. Now, it's fucking insane, man. These fucking people, they talk, all this shit. Now it's fucking insane, man, there's these fucking people, they talk, all this shit, and it's like, Wow, what do you have at the end of the day? Nothing but, oh, a dirty, derp. Nothing but, oh look. And most these people, talking shit, you know, they don't have shit for YouTube subscribers. They don't, they don't have shit for YouTube subscribers man. It's fucking pathetic. I'm like okay, yeah, there are Youtopers who are more famous than me, but that's beside the fucking point then, yeah. Because right now, as it sits, I have 8,632 subscribers. When you have 8,632 subscribers on your YouTube and some asshole comes at you with your guitar playing sucks, you go to their channel they have maybe four subscribers and no videos of them playing guitar that's when you just block and delete you know delete the comment if they come back for another comment block them it's just that simple F-F-E-R-I-S-S-F-E-R-T-I-I didn't know about that constitution being written on hand, you amazing, you're amazing, Cobra. That's what's up. Uh, thank you for that. Yeah. Your tone sounds sick, dude. I always love hearing you play this every 4th of July. It's become tradition. It is an independent day without hearing the star-spangled banner from the Cobes. That's what's up. Oh, hell yeah. Another person writes happy 4th of July Coves The first song I recognized you're improving. Oh ha ha ha Yeah, maybe that's hard to admit for some people that I'm actually getting pretty decent at the guitar. I don't know a whole lot of songs, but I can shred the fuck out of it. Let's see circular picking where you like take the pick by calling me a sexy cobra. Well, sorry to hear that. That make you uncomfortable by trying to give you some positivity in your life. Well, where do I get off? All over your girlfriend's face. Oh, just kidding. All over your girlfriend's face, tits and ass, and pus, oh, and back, and pretty much, yeah. She said it was better than you, so, you know, fay, bro, that might thought you stuck at giving sex. All jokes aside though, yeah. Oh look, I made them feel uncomfortable like, oh I can make you feel uncomfortable, believe that. I believe that. We all die alone. Men lose their sex drive when they're older. So what's the point of having a relationship? Just so you can look back finally and say, yeah, I was a young Stallion back in the day. Was that a little too far? And… And then I occasionally hear the random, I'll hear the random note like, what? What? The fuck was that? Yeah. And one more quick one more quick one. One more quick one of the legs. So I have noticed one thing though, YouTube, and that's less haters. A lot of these comments are just people supporting me, you know, kind of thing. People are starting to realize that I'm pretty much unfuck controllable. They tried their damnedest, they've crossed the line several times. Messing with girls that I like, messing with my job. They tried their damnedness, they've crossed the line several times. Messing with girls and I like, messing with my job, you know. These people are sad. I mean, maybe they're starting to, you know, like, wake the fuck up and be like, Oh, hey, you know, maybe we should go out, go outside and see the whole world in front of us and, you know, I'll get some sunshine every once in a while. You know, because I mean it, like the people who troll me, they need serious help, you know, these trolls have spent the last six years of their life dedicated to every breath that I take and talking shit about how I breathe, how my glasses look, to the food I eat, the clothes I wear, you know. And it's pretty sad. Like, I'm like, dude, all your shit talking on is just gonna make me more famous on YouTube. And I think they're starting to realize that. Or maybe, maybe, maybe just maybe they're like, yeah, this guy's got a mental disorder, fucking back off of him already. Maybe they, maybe they just, they got to that point or like halfway through, they're just like I'm already supposed to shit comment and then they stopped halfway through and they're like what's the point of this? And they deleted and go, God damn it! And that's thing of it, if any of you followed me on YouTube for this long, you know that I have had to deal with trolls since I've started making YouTube. From my Gothic King Cobra 52 account to my Gothic King Cobra account, to in fact my King Cobra JFS account. I have been… Yeah, and… You know, trolls never really truly go away, but I will say this. You know, trolls never really truly go away, but I will say this, you know, they eventually will leave you alone. You know, and sometimes you gotta fuck with them a little bit, you know. It's true. I mean like when you're fucking with them and you're the shit you do is next level trolling toward they don't even see it for like a split second and then it hits them and they're like mother Hmm, I need some water. I'll be right back. thinking, okay, I want to get a bunch of hate comments. No, not really. Maybe like three or four at the max through all these comments that I'm reading every so often you'll get one that, you know. So I really honestly can't say that, you know, I'm seeing a whole lot of hate comments here, but uh, yeah, I'm sure they're out there if I did deep enough what people thought about me man, I wouldn't be dressing like this, I wouldn't be playing guitar, I wouldn't love to talk shit. It's just what they do, man. And it's what they do. And you just look at them and laugh, because, you know, that's promoting your shit at the end of the fucking day, if you think about it. You think about it, you too, that's promoting you at the end of the day, isn't it? No serious it is. You know? What I'm saying, tubes? Yeah, buddy. What I'm saying,……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I'll answer it here in a bit. No, you know, I'll answer it here in a bit. No, you too, but never ceases to amaze me. You know, with the, with people on their shit, it's just, it's unreal. I love my ring tone. They had no idea what they were in for. This place was on with dad and… It was a firefight! Yeah, people be hitting me up. By the way, I repainted my wand replica and it looks sick. This is a belly, or I get those two mixed up because they're sisters. Narcississum, convoy wand replica and I repainted it. That's Spike on the bottom, I painted it glow in the dark and then I gave it a fresh coat of black paint. After I sanded the tip off, I didn't make the tip, you know, stupid pointy, but a lot more noticeably pointier, you know. It's not sharp by any means, but it's more defined. And I put a little bit of green on the end for Slytherin. Which you know, just because Malfoy's mom has that wand, doesn't mean that boys can't use it. I feel like the wands and the Harry Potter series are pretty much gender neutral. Unless it's like Dolores Umbridge's hideous short stubby pink wand, then… Uh… Wouldn't mind giving Dolores Jane Umbridge the Crucienus curse if you catch my drift? Just be like… You fucking slag, take that. Yeah. I can't legally sell this on my Etsy because another company made it. I like it. But it gives me ideas for like a mini-lave and stuff like that. I don't know how to explain it. There's like an energy with this wand. Like I can feel the energy pulsating from the blade all the way down to the handle when I hold it like it's unspeakable energy like you can't describe how it feels but you can tell it's there you know that's magic the thing that Christians pray to they swear to it's it's God? No, no, no, no, no. No. The energy you feel around you, that you know what's real, you can't explain where it comes from. That's magic. Magic isn't everything. There's energy… Magic works off the core principle of energy within and around. That being said, if you learn to manipulate energy around your surroundings, you can physically bend time as it happens and willed, you know, your desire to your ability. Anything you desire really You know, it's the power of the minds, whatever you believe in. Humans have convinced themselves that there's some dude who lives in the sky and he's watching everything we do. Thank you and you're going to go to heaven for years, have a nice day. Telling a pagan they're going to go to hell is like telling, it's just like telling a Christian they're going to go to heaven. Really? So I tell them to go to hell, I'm like, thank you. I take that as a compliment. And when I go down to hell, I'm going to be made into a high ranking demon amongst the Almighty Three. Yeah, it's gonna be sweet. So, I mean, I don't see a whole lot of hate comments a lot that you just look like people supporting me, you know, and that's what I like to see. You'd have to bathe first cobs. I've already taken… You know, I shower what I'm supposed to, like, come on, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll have wands. Speaking of wands, I'll have wands up for sale on at sea tomorrow. I've taken the night off because they're drying and it's America's birthday. So, yeah. As an added bonus each wand from the batch will have a glow on the dark tip. And that's the thing of it is I've had several people, you know, they openly criticize because you know okay imagine if you were Christian and someone just walked up to you and oh Joe Biden shouted God's not real just as rude as obnoxiously as they could oh yeah that's happened a couple times. People criticizing me for my magical belief. But the thing you have to realize is it's Casper Fucking Wyoming man. And Casper Wyoming is a conservative, Bible-thumping, Republican town. So they see a goth who practice as magic and they're like yeah this guy sticks out like a sore thumb. I think it was on my, um, on my spicy chicken pizza burger video. You need powdered milking candies for your tummy? L-O-L-L-Coves. Delights. First of all, tums are not candy. Tums are for heartburn. And second of all, you talk all this big shit, but I'm like, you're not going to see people recreating that sandwich and trying on camera. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm balzy with my spicy heat. You know what I'm saying? I can handle my spicy. I love spicy food. But, um, most people wouldn't be able to handle that. I had three stupid deadly gnarly hot sauces on there. And they weren't just like, my tongue's tingling, kind of hot sauce. No, these are the kind of hot sauces where you felt it. You sweat. Your whole mouth goes numb. Your tongue and your lips tingle with heats. Your scalp sweats. This is the kind of hot sauce that give you heartburn, make you hallucinate. Okay, that's the kind of shit I fuck around with when it comes to spicy food. L-O-L-L using powdered milk from the food bank. That looks gross. On my cocoa bread video, delete. You can get powdered milk from the store too, you know. And you know, this is the thing of YouTube, when you're poor or broke or homeless. People just, they look down their nose at you, you know, and where's the god damn compassion? You know, if I had enough money to help every homeless person in this country and around the world, I'd do it in a heartbeat, without even blinking, you'd be done, you know? If I had enough money to help all those in need, I would. But I'm broke a shit half the time. I barely make enough money to cover my own ass. You know? Like, instead of looking down your nose at people, how about we try helping these people? You know? just because they're homeless or poor doesn't make them a bad person, it just means they're in a rough spot. And trust and believe you too. When you're in a rough spot, you're going to want someone to help you out. What happens when you ask for help and people don't give it to you? They just look down their nose at you like, why is this person looking at me? Yeah. You know, and it's like, when you see these people, it's just, it's depressing. You know, I want to help in some way, like, money-wise, you know, like I want to make their lives financially better, but I can't, you know. And there's going to come a time when you need help, when're going to struggle and you're going to be at your worst. We all go through those periods in our life, YouTube, where people are at their worst. I mean, absolute worst. And when you struggle at your absolute worst, YouTube, when you struggle at your absolute worst, and when you struggle at your absolute worst, YouTube, when you struggle at your absolute worst, and, you know, a couple bucks wouldn't hurt. You're not gonna want someone looking down their nose at you like, get the fuck away from me. You're scuffing the suede, uh-huh, and I'll fuck that, dude. And you know what? Let the Hager's talk shit because that cocoa bread is delicious by the way. I came up with a simple eight, simple eight ingredient recipe to make delicious bread. And you can use real milk too if you want, but… powder milk didn't taste bad in that recipe to be honest. You know, it just makes me grateful for what I have. Even if I don't have much YouTube, it's more than most people have in some situations. So be humble YouTube. Life is short. Be humble. I had this idea to make clean drinking water more easily accessible for people all all over the world. It involves combining a well that you can stick in the ground anywhere that has water. And when you hand crank it, the solar power kicks on and it sucks the water up through a filtration system, made out of hemp, and then passes by a fridge freezer type cooler in the second process and then in the third process it dispense it would dispense clean drinking ice cold clean drinking water using hemp and the sun's energy. That's an idea I had. And you're seeing, you know, you have to hemp, the hemp filters that last like, if you get where it lasts a good month and a half, two months, solid, you know, if not longer, you know, that would do a lot of good for people. They have, they have, they have water filtration systems. But making something like this towards lightweight, easy to carry, you know. And that's the thing of it, YouTube, is most people will take it for granted. We shouldn't piss in our own drinking water, you think about it, it's disgusting. It's disgusting makes you think. Thanks for watching me read a couple of comments in rent and rave. And, um, yeah, I'll catch your cool goers on the flip side.