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Dank apple pie part 2

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What's up YouTube? So, uh… Yeah, my video response is… Just about on uploading. And, um… Dank Apple Pie Part 1 is uploading. Here's Part 2. The big… sloppy, disgusting reveal. God damn it! There's got to be a step that I keep forgetting to do it because this is how it happened the last time. Like I tried to scrape out a slice of pie and it just falls apart. I don't know. look like look look at this. Like it looks good, it smells really good. I'm like, okay, how's it fucking taste? And even though it's a complete fucking chode of a disaster, let's see how it tastes. I mean, I was able to scoop out a slice without breaking it too bad. I don't know. I don't know YouTube. It's all right. I mean, it's all right. I mean, I… It's all right. It's all right. It's not the best, but it's all right. What the fuck did I expect was going to happen? All the chocolate chips and the Reese's cups would melt. Melt's inside the pie? Yeah, right. This right here is a high calorie disaster. But how does it taste? But how does it taste? It's so fucking rich. Holy shit is it rich. Well finally I got a piece of that bacon. One piece of that beef. I'm a piece of that beef. Yeah, I'm wondering if I were to left it in the fridge overnight. That might have helped. Maybe I should have used draw egg on the pie crust before baking it. But, I don't know how to do. What does it taste good is it taste bad? You know I want to like it and I don't want to like it, you know I want to like the pie and I want to hate it, you know Yeah, no more baking pies for me because that's just stupid. If you can't do it right, then don't do it at all. I'm not. I mean it doesn't taste bad by any means it does taste bad by any means it does taste good it does taste good. Having a fucking cigarette all day, because I'm out, it should be why I'm fucking irritated. Mega one bite left. Oh, Make it one bite left. Oh shit. The amount of calories that are in this freaking pie. I don't even want to… Okay, so once you got the slice out, delicately enough, it stayed together pretty good on the plate for the most part. I reckon it'll… Wrecken it'll firm up a bit more overnight. Because there's no way in hell. I'm gonna go to eat more than one slice a day. No, if I try eating more than one slice more than one a day, no, not happening. It's good pie, but it's very rich and that's, you know know and it's fucking fell apart as soon as I tried to cut into it and that's the I don't know I think next time I go to look at next time I go to make a pie or whatever fucking do a little bit of research be like okay so this is what you're supposed to do oh that makes sense we're not born knowing how to how to cook it or how to make it or how to make food you know that up and this is definitely cheap day food let me tell you You could just listen to your, to your, your YouTube fan who was like, hey, you know. But if I would have put all that peanut butter in the pie crust and then just the apple and not baked in a little bit, you know what I'm saying? That peanut butter wouldn't have, like, when and then reforms when it's in the fridge. It wouldn't even as consistent. And what else could you do when the pie just falls apart as soon as you try to scoop up a slice for the plate? Laugh at it hysterically. I mean, would people rather I get pissed off and scream and holler about it? No, probably not, especially this late at night, but… Besides my point. Oh. Oh. Oh. Holy shit is this rich. Oh. I feel like getting a shot at insulin after eating it. Good God. One more bite. Oh look at that, yeah. Freaking apple sauce all over the plate. Well the pie must be good if you're cleaning your plates. I don't want to waste the apple sauce. Yeah, don't bullshit us. I'll be putting 12 wands in lack of nicotine. I'll be putting 12 wands in this batch and um… I want to collect pisses me off. Oh good gravy. I can feel the sugar coursing through my veins. Video upload is on YouTube. Good good good. I can get rid of that. Holy shit, that's definitely cheat day food. And maybe I put too many ingredients in it, that could be another possibility as well. I don't know, making pies is not my territory, I'm not a baker. Or a candlestick maker. No, but my expertise of cooking is grilling steaks and making burgers and making pizza, you know, simple stuff like that. This, this is, this is ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Oh, holy shit. Where's my fucking water copying out there is? Even if it's someone of a disaster you still want to see it through to the end. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh. That's, um… Yeah, that's, um… Yeah, that is some rich pie. Holy shit. Yeah, even if it turned out to be a complete disaster, I actually kind of had fun making it. I'm not going to lie. I like to cook. It's fun watching my creation come to life so it can be devoured and consumed like the hopes and dreams of so many people. Yeah. I mean I have eaten today but like you know Maybe if I were to use like a bigger pie crust and maybe done something there's got to be a trick to making it so it doesn't crack as soon as I don't know. I think you're supposed to use raw egg and butter and like you mix it together and then you like dust the inside of your pie crust before you bake it with your ingredients. I think like the egg cooks onto the crust and like seals it together or some shit. I don't know I'm not letting that pie go to waste because that's a waste of food and quite honestly that's something that most people don't have easy access to so you know I can have a slice every day until until it's gone. But if I try to do more than one slice a day, no, it's not going to happen. It's that rich. I like sweets, I like junk food, I like sugar, but that's a bit much for me. Okay, yeah, it tastes good. It's it tasted good for the most part. It's filling But like other than it falling apart and being too rich No complaints outside of that I do got some hyped to back and pinched away here but it's not much. Anyways tubes? Part two is probably going to upload before part one but that's all right.

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