Original Video: Didn’t get laid on new years

What's up, Philly Youtubers? So check this out. I am still going through my two-year dry spell. I thought I got lead on New Year's Eve. I did not. It was a big, I was imagining, dude, I was so fucking drunk, dude, I drank way too much fucking alcohol, passed out at my friend's house, fucking woke up the next day thinking, oh yeah, I totally got some, and then sitting there thinking, no, I didn't, yeah, I did not, now come to find out I really didn't, like, I don't know, I have a problem with assuming shit and hearing things that aren't there, you know, kind of thing, so yeah. But that's all right, even though I'm still going through my two-year dry spell, it'll end when it's good and ready to end.