Original Video: Dip review

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And to further enhance the view is on my channel we got to do something more than just promotes what I'm doing on a podcast. So I'm going to do a dip of grizzly straight cut right here. This was a mud jug that was sent to me by a fan right there. You see that? It says, keep America, American, peace through superior firepower. And the day that means Scott are reviewing these mud jugs that we got from a fan someone drives by in the video in the hogs the dukes of hazard horn which is ironic because you see the mud jug right there it's got the rebel flag you know I'm saying and yeah you know that was untime in that video and when it happened it made Scott pretty happy because like here he is reviewing these mud jugs that me and him got sent to us from a fan. And then untime that shit just happens. Also I'll only give a shout out to Kreep Lord thank you for sending me some pop tobacco in that gift card. Crepe Lord sent me four bags of hot tobacco from Pipes and Cigars.com. The first bag of pipe tobacco was cherry, the second one was peach, the third one was chocolate, the fourth one was black Cavendish, and the notes that came with it said mix it yourself cobs from creep lord so thank you for that the thing about pipe tobacco though you too is that it could say cherry pipe tobacco on it but no two cherry pipe tobacco is taste alike you know know, so that gets to be the fun and experience of it. I got a good grip of that MacKindlin Avenue, McCherry pipe tobacco, and seven ounces of that cost me $20.09 through Pay Pound, which was pretty legit, you know. You know, for those of you who follow me on Facebook, I did have a two-week trial for a job, but the second day there, my job coach showed up, and we were discussing things, and my job coach was getting feedback from the manager at the so-called two-week trial for a job and my job coach was starting up like okay I don't think she's gonna hire you at the end of the two-week trial so we can either continue this for two weeks or we could make us your last day and um no I explained to you. We can either continue this for two weeks or we can make this your last day. And I explained to the manager at the location on which I was working at for the last two days or so, that I'm slow to learn the job, but once I learned, I'm steady-paced and loyal to the company I work for. That is truth, in all honesty. She's like, all right, to the company I work for. That is truth in all honesty. She's like, all right, we'll give you a chance. But then she gets pissed off when I can't lend the job in like two days. Like, that's unrealistic, even for somebody who doesn't have Aspergers. I do dip on occasion, but I'm more of a smoker. This series grizzly, straight cut. I've had Copenhagen winter green, that's really good. Copenhagen mint mixed with Copenhagen winter green, it's so damn delicious. Skold peach and scold cherry mixed together, fucking delicious. There might be a bunch of these fucking dip snobs who will look at you funny if you don't chew the right dip in their eyes and it's stupid. And when you go to pack a can of dip you want to take your middle finger and your thumb and you want to squeeze that sound bitch finger. So when you go to pack that shit like your point of finger just p-ppppfying, you know what I'm saying, it fucking packs that sum bitch, like it. And that can take a minute to get used to, you know what I'm saying, but it's not difficult to learn. And if you're practicing with a can of jerky-chooze, you're underage, wink-wink, you know. I can't say sure about that, but once you master it on a jerky, I can't, really chewing going to be nothing. But, um, out of the home eat was like a little bit the last untouched dip in his can. He's like you want the rest of this? I'm like yeah sure I'll take it off if you don't want it's tobacco right so if I can get a fat shaw this shit right here yeah that's a little bit more in there just to make sure we can't. Yeah. That's a pretty decent pinch. That's put a little bit more in there just to make sure we get a nice buzz here. And people are like, you know what, chewing is disgusting, you know what, it is, but guess what? Humans do disgusting shit all the time. Humans fight over gas and oil, using machines that run on gas and oil, so how the fuck is that not disgusting? But I never actually tried grizzly straight cut. Like the jitly, there's the camera focus, there we go, grizzly straight cut. Okay. As a tobacco kind of sewer, I gotta say this isn't half bad for Deb, this is actually kind of good. Waring this product can cause… Why in this product can cause… Wait, this is warning this product is… 9-0-0-0-zards-o-n'o-shigrets. And, uh, king cobro don't fuck around. Look at the shines of that shit right there. Oh, yeah. That's a nice fat fucking char, right there look at that oh yeah that's a nice fat fucking char right there now I wonder where to hang out with a buddy of mine earlier but my buddy Corey wasn't home so I wonder where to hang out with my home boy Scotty for a minute and a couple drinks and then I came back here to you know do a video talking about going to be on that podcast you know I'm saying now like you know I got to have something to do for a video other than I'm going to be on this podcast you know so I figure I'll do a dip review. I don't dip very often and this shit's pretty potent. Copernagans are a lot stronger than this shit obviously but… You know the taste on that's not half bad. And you don't want to swallow your dip, you want to pinch it and stick it in your lip right there and back it down with your tongues like that. And then any spit that you get from sticking that dip in your lip just goes straight into this motherfucker. god damn it fucking photo booth sorry about that photo blue is being a pain in the ass but as I was trying to say dipping there ain't no science you dip and you fucking take a fat dip and fucking pack in your lip and then when you pack in your lip you use your tongue to push it down and so it stays in place right there. And any spit that you get from having that dip sitting there goes straight into your fucking spitoon. Easy enough. I know. But this was a spittoon that was given to me by a fan and I still have it to this day. And, um, you can hear that chew spit sloshing around and then it's kind of girdy, birdy, but, you know. Like I said, humans are disgusting creatures by nature fucking they fart they poop they piss they pee they fight over gas and oil using machines that run on gas and oil oh wait I already said that they'll pick on somebody for being autistic on YouTube I think it's funny when somebody for being autistic on YouTube. I think it's funny when somebody openly brags about getting somebody else fired from their job and then gets pissed off when people try to get them fired from his job and everything and trouble talk shit on him. And he calls it blatant bullying but then has no problems doing it to somebody else. It's like dude you're fucking stupid. You know fat-fucked from Kentucky got me fired from wind use him and a bunch of other nasty trolls and you know nothing you can do about that's life. People go to a great extent to try to ruin someone else's life because they're bored Because they ain't got nothing better to do You know I find that when these trolls knock me down the peg I get back up when I'm like no Just think I don't have to stop me. who the fuck are you? Hey, oh, bo boo! Check out this garagely tune, ye! But, yow, gee! The Ranger said chewing was bad for you. Screw the Ranger bo bo bo! I'm having a nicotine fix. I can't get a picnic basket. What the fuck is this? That YouTube is my yokey bear impersonation and I figured if I'm doing a fat fucking dip of grizzly straight you might as well fucking do a yokey bear impersonation because it's yoke bear impersonation while dipping grizzly. It's the pun is right there for the taking. Ripe, fresh. Even if you don't use tobacco, you want all those people that's obsessed with exercising. The exercising is good for your health, yes, but the thing of it is, too much exercise can kill you. So even something that's healthy for you can kill you, that's the thing of it. That's what makes life so god damn funny. I have a high-ass fucking metabolism, so, you know, I don't really gain weight. If anything, I gain muscle mass, and most of it's in my arms, obviously. And, you know, the two-week trial turned into a two-day trial. It was kind of disappointing, but at the same time, I'm not going to discourage me from the job hunt. If anything, it's motivation. Why waste two weeks and a job that they're not going to hire me for at the end of that two weeks? You know, this time I could be spending working somewhere that's more suited to my conditions. And the trouble of having Asperger's syndrome is I don't just struggle socially, but adjusting to a new setting can be difficult too. So if I'm adjusting to a new setting, you know, that can be difficult, you know, and learning a new job is difficult for anybody. No one expects you to fucking learn the job in the first two days. That's bullshit. And I'm not going to work for a manager. It's hard to please. That's just not going to do me any good. Especially when I made a solid effort to stay busy. didn't lose my temper once, even when there wasn't jack shit to do, finding something to stay busy, you know, trying to impress somebody that's hard to impress, that's just… No, man. Holy, mother fucking nicotine buzz. Yeah, look at that. back good chewing pun that was gross. I'm also finding off a very mild cold. The mild cold that I had, I basically had a stuffy nose and I'm my whole cough and that was it. And I didn't last very long. I'm pretty much challenged just coughing out a bunch of mucus for a couple of days. It could be worse. I'm just grateful that my sinuses and my immune system are a lot of powdered stuff which is fucking awesome. You get this powdered tobacco in a little circular tent and when you turn it you open lit up you pour a little bump out on your fucking thumb and you, you know, I was saying you snork that tobacco and it gives you a nice nicotine buzz. Powder tobacco, also known as snuff, which is snortable tobacco. Yeah, I've had snuff before it's good. This right here, this isn't snuff. This This is this is true. This is moist snuff. Actually yeah I'll consider this moist snuff. When someone says chewing tobacco I think of delicious brands like Red Man, Southern Pride, Levi, Garret, you know I'm saying beach nut, you know, tobacco that's in a leaf that's shredded, you have to literally chew on and wad into your lip. This, you ain't got to fucking chew on it, you just got to stick that shit in your lip and dip, you know what I'm saying? So in case you were confused about the differences, because, you know, some of people would call this chewing chewing tobacco but the thing of it is you really ain't gonna chew it do it you know what I'm saying I'm not trying to wrap or rhyme I'm just saying and yeah chewing or this stuff is gross you know but you know what foreign is gross people do it anyways you know people want to say that chewing tobacco is disgusting, but people lick but holes. That's more disgusting than chewing if you ask me. And if you live in a country where you're allowed to lick but holes, then you cannot honestly say that chewing tobacco was more disgusting than looking butt holes. Although at the same time if you're having sex with this beautiful ass woman and her ass was clean and smelled real pretty and she said lick my ass all, what'd you do it? That's something to think about. If we're some fine ass bitch and she kept her shit clean, like squeaky clean like her ass hole and her ass crack was squeaky clean, didn't stink like shit, fucking, cleaning in a white sheet of paper, you know what I'm saying? Would you lick my ass? What'd you do it? Well you gotta think if it's a fine ass chicken, you know. Sure, why the fuck not? Because if she keep put her shit clean and you're guaranteed not to taste the shit when you lick her assole. Why the fuck not? Yeah. If you're fucking eating a chick's pussy out and her legs start twitching you're doing something right I can tell you that much right now. I have a technique in the work. They work wonderfully. So when you got these women judging you, you know, it ain't skin off my shoes, ma'am. In a previous video, I talked about how you shouldn't talk to chicks out of your social league. You don't talk to them, but they talk to you. pretend like you don't notice and I guarantee you you'll have more chicks checking you out as counterproductive as that sound as counterproductive as that sounds if you got chicks checking you out you pretend like you don't notice I guarantee you you'll have more chicks checking you out and and when you have an attractive female who's used to guys giving her attention, you know, you ain't gonna be shit to her. You know, she's gonna have 20 guys trying to buy her drinks. And then if you're the one guy that catches her attention, at the end of the fucking night, these guys basically bought her drinks to get her drunk, so she's checking you out. If you're that one guy at the end of the fucking night you're golden dude. Okay and the best way to do that is to pretend like you don't care. Just seriously pretend like you don't care. Now again fucking to you that these high-class you know social types will be like okay they got ten guys checking them out trying to buy them drinks but there's that one guy in the corner who's ignoring her and when she's the kind of girl that craves attention that's gonna make her notice you a lot quicker that's how you're four steps ahead of these people you too you know you know the old expression all is fair and love and war well with some women you have to bullshit with their mind games and it's like, you know, you think if you like somebody it would be much easier just to casually go up and be like, hey, what's good, you know? But, fucking no, people who play mind games, it's stupid. And you got someone thinking that you hate them or they hate you or whatever When secretly you find them attractive and You know if you secretly find somebody attractive when it may make much more sense to get that person to like you than like Pull some mine games bullshit, you know shit you know but it's like I said in my dating rant video when women take advantage of men for all their money and for all their worth it makes men just trust women and when guys treat women like shit it makes women just trust men you know and it kind of just ruins a dating game for everybody and it doesn't matter what your sexual preferences because that kind of shit just straight just ruins the dating game for everybody. It doesn't matter what your sexual preference is, because that kind of shit just straight up ruins the dating game for everybody. And you know, some people can't handle what I do, you know, as a heterosexual dog I can wear goth makeup comfortably, you know. As a heterosexual goth, I can wear wear goth makeup comfortably you know as a heterosexual goth I can wear my goth makeup comfortably and being very comfortable I'm confident in my sexual preference and who I am as a person and it it makes people mad that I'm so able to be myself and not give truth-fucks what somebody thinks about me. And it's like if you're pissed off because I'm not afraid to be myself and not give true fucks what somebody thinks about me. And it's like if you're pissed off because I'm not afraid to be myself, then here's a magical fine. Why don't you try discovering who you are as a person and leave me the fuck alone? If you can't discover who you are as a person, or if you're not confident enough to be the person that you are, if you're not confident to be your true self, that's not my fucking problem. Okay, if I'm confident enough to be myself, that's just who I am as a person. If you're not confident enough to be yourself, that's not my fucking problem. That's your problem. And hating on me and what I do on YouTube is not going to fucking change it. If anything hating on me is going to make me more famous on YouTube. Case in point, 5,500 subscribers. What's good? Copenhagen Black is a whiskey flavored chew. That's good chew. I don't think they make it anymore, but Copenhagen winter green mixed with Copenhagen mint. You buy two cans of dip. Copenhagen mint, Copenhagen mint, Copenhagen winter green. And you take half out of each can and put it in the opposite can. And you got two cans of mixed dip, and you fucking pack that shit, mix it up real good. Oh, that's good. It's good dip. I'm not occasionally all grave-dip, but I'm more of a smoker. But for the aspect of reviewing a product for YouTube's sake, you know, people are going to watch this shit. Yeah. Spitting some knowledge with you ma'am. I see a lot of younger generations, as soon as they get out of high school, they're quick to get married to their high school sweetheart, which they think it'll work out, but then sometimes when they actually live with the person for a couple of months, they find out that they're not as suitable companion. So if you rush into a relationship and it breaks off quickly, that's on you man. You know, you gotta play the dating game a lot more smoothly. If you rush off into the first dickhead that hands you a rose, or the first bitch that says she loves you, but then that fucking girl takes you for all your money and that fucking dickhead treats you like shit fucking treats you like eye candy that's not my fault that's your fault for picking lousy dating partners there are so many nice girls out there they get treated like shit but assoul lose your boyfriends and it just irritates the piss out of me because I'm a better picked and most of these assholes of these assoles out of me because I'm a better pick than most of these assholes out there. But because I'm a little bit different, because I'm a little bit fucking weird, most girls won't give me the fucking time of day. And it's like, you know what, that's on you. You want to have fun dating assol men and not choosing someone like me because I'm different.. That's cool skin out of my shoes. There's a girl authorer who will appreciate me. In the meantime, okay, I'm here on YouTube, getting more famous, and shredding me and as a guitar, and, you know, the sexy ass vocal skills, and the bomb house cooking videos, and the drink combinations. And you're over here, like, oh, this person's weird. I can't be with them. That's your loss, you know. I got a legion of fan girls around the world that watch my videos religiously who would probably shit themselves if I showed up their front door. They would probably scream like, oh my God, it's get cover. Holy shit, you know what I'm saying? So that's really your fucking loss. You're fucking loss You can focus on girls that are creeped out by you or you can focus on girls that find you attractive And that's really not difficult at all You focus on the girls that find you attractive and out of the girls that find you attractive the one that attracts you the most and you make it happen It's not rocket science but there's no sense in rushing a good thing. So even if it takes a while to find the right girl, there's no sense in rushing a good thing. When it happens, it happens, and sometimes it can happen when you least expect it. You know, life is funny like that. I talk a lot of mad ship, but sometimes I'll eat my own god damn words. When I was in junior high and high school I thought I'd never find a girlfriend. About a time of 26 years old I've already had sex with six different women so there you go. You know that's a perfect example right there. And my excuse to that is chicks big bad boys who play guitar. Shith, the last girl I had sex with and I was really good eating pussy so there you. Used to that is chicks dig bad boys who play guitar. Shit, the last girl I had sex with, said, I was really good at eating pussy, so there you go. You know, when your first girlfriend says you didn't do shit for her, but you convinced her just to complete job course. So when she got a job in her field of training, she can immediately graduate once she had graduated job course she could immediately get that job because she has a training for it. Yeah. My ex-girlfriend Stephanie said I didn't do shit for her. Yeah before Stephanie met me she'd never had sex and one of girls first impression of sex is she really really really likes it it and on top of that when I got kicked in a job course Stephanie was so heartbroken and she wanted to drop out a job course so she could be with me and I'm like Stephanie babe okay I fucked up okay complete the program for me because if you complete the program you have the chance to make something of yourself you know you'll get a better paying job and I'll get and she completed the program for me and things just didn't work out because I made some bone-headed mistakes you know but at least if Stephanie found a job in computer technology training whatever the fuck you know what I'm saying she could get it because she has a for it. And if I was such a lousy ass boyfriend I would have been like, okay yeah babe I want to be with you so badly, yeah drop out of job corps, fuck that shit, you know, because even though we're broken up right now I guarantee you if she found a job and the training she received from job corps were coming useful for that job. She could get that job, no problem. And on top of that, her first impression of sex, after fucking me, her first fuck is she really, really likes it. Okay, it's a wonder I don't have confidence in myself. But yeah, anybody who's followed me, anybody who's followed me over the years, I've seen this mud jug on Scotty's channel when we reviewed it in that video, you should recognize it. You should recognize it. I threw the fall. I'm gonna jump this out into the trash can real quick. I'll be right back. couple ways you can clean out a mud jug. You can pop the main lid off of it, rinse it out in the sink and dump it out in the trash, or give it a couple of quick shakes and dump that spit out, you know what I'm saying, but cleaning out a mud jug is not pleasant, but if you dip on occasion, or if you're a dip or a mud jug is definitely something you're gonna want to want to get. It's a bit more professional than just being like, oh fuck it, I'm going to have a pop can, you know. If all you want to use is a pop can, that works too, you know, I don't really matter, but I'm just saying mudjugs can be handy to have sometimes. And that's how I'm back when I'm getting full. Oh… Hold on a second. lip right there you see that shit you see that shit yeah get your fucking nicotine on hashtag nicotine fix hashtag nicotine fix I fucking I fucking dip I had my mouth was almost gone anyways I clean the last fucking dip I had my mouth was almost gone anyways I clean the last of that I had my mouth was almost gone anyways. Let's clean the last of that out. There you go, that can't suck an empty. Holy Fuck, I guarantee you this is gonna give me a massive fucking nicotine buzz. Holy shit. Holy shit. Shit. It just started, let y'all all know what's going down with my YouTube career. People are asking me to be on their podcast and shit. You know, that's, I signed them, definitely going places, man. Look at that fat, Shaw. Oh yeah, look at that. That was gnarly. Yeah. I said I can bust a wrap all the choice from tobacco, because they had to be spitting around as well I'd be spitting dip. Motherfakers want to talk shit. I'll give you a fat lip while I'm doing a fucking dip Trip and slip on this lyrical genius skill for real sitting here scar and chill because you know my lyrics are the most ill and I busts this mad rap and I bust a cap cap in these haters faces. Motherfuckers learn their places and motherfucking disgraces Motherfuckers learn their places and motherfucking disgrace is. Fuck a drink of the alcohol and chases it with some soda. Yo bro, how what you got? You got nothing on me when I busting this rap so easy. Like the Wyoming win so breezy. You see white boys can't wrap. I throw the cheesy bull shit because you know my lyrical skill is legit when I spit it's not bad not bad at all Yeah, dipping is disgusting within against those, everything else we do. Humans are disgusting creatures, but then again, so is there anything else we do? Humans are disgusting creatures by nature. E-Dies! Two fucking fat dips of that shit on fucking YouTube, man. It's gonna get me nicking stupid for a minute. A dipping and smoking too completely different experiences in tobacco consumption. There are times when chewing is a little bit more potent than smoking a cigarette. Because nicotine is more concentrated. developed here so this isn't too bad Well anyhow this series King Cove which I have asked for another video thank you all for watching and I'll catch you all on the flip side. Here's a closeupup of that there, my jug. Yeah. Peace through superior firepower. Peace through superior firepower.