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Check out the Biceps YouTube, what is up people's, look at these sexy Biceps right in here, beast mode. How you cool Cobra's doing this fine afternoon? The weekend is almost upon us. Let's make this review short sweet to the point. Boom. We got a pack of camel crush rich, regular to fresh. It's your standard, standard compacted cigarettes. Now this review is for adult smokers only. I do not condone under underage anything, really. But, uh, yeah. Okay, let's get into it. Now for starters I got both windows, both windows behind the screen opened wide so if I'm sitting here having a cigarette all that smoke just sucked out the window. You know, it ventilates it and cuts it down a little bit. So I'm not just sitting here, you know. It's a cigarette that has this bead on the inside of the filter and when you crush it it changes the flavor of the cigarette. This has been around for a couple of years now Marllecrul came out with their NxT's which are a personal favorite of mine. But these camel crush riches. Regular to, uh, huh, like, These things are fucking addicting as all hell and sometimes it only takes just one. So yeah, I'm not trying to glamorize it or easy, but you know, sometimes being the bigger man is never easy, but you know, sometimes it just makes your life easier, you know. but of this thing right here. So. All right, so for the YouTopers out there, we'll do a review on the new Camel Crush riches, and we'll see, see how it do. Of course, if it's the last one on the pack, then you already know how it do. I like it. It's a good cigarette. It wouldn't be like my main choice, but I would buy it again. You know, if I was in the mood for it. You know, the regular on it, the regular on it is harsh. Got a little bit of bite in the back of the throat, and fuck vaping. Unless you got some cannabis up in that motherfucker, fuck vaping. We've had people fucking die of pneumonia poisoning, or what the fuck have you, which doesn't take that long to form. You ever noticed that with cigarette smokers, if they've smoked their entire lives. They're usually like 60 or 70 before it really starts fucking with them. But with these vapes smokers you're basically inhaling condensed liquid into your lungs. And when that vapor evaporates and turns back into liquid, guess where it's at? It's in your lungs, right? So that condensed water vapor reforms in your lungs. Basically feeling your lungs up with water and shit. We've actually had a couple deaths related to vaping recently in the Toronto County and people were just going ham with it, you know. It's the new craze, it's safer than cigarettes, my assburgers. You know, and that's just the kicker of it. How's this sound? Vaping in the boys room! Well bitching about microagression on Twitter because everyone sucks. Doesn't have that ring to it, YouTube. No, don't. No, it don't. And like what the fuck is wrong with our god damn society? First it was eating tide pods, then it was snorting condoms, eating chalk for shock carving ASMR, and now teens are gluing their lips to make them look bigger. What? Fuck that. Be happy with the natural lips that you have. Like, are people just that bored? Call me old-fashioned, but back in my day, if I was caught, if anyone, not just me, anyone, you know, if anyone back in my day was eating shock, people go, um, are you retarded? Do you need to wear a helmet? Should we keep deodorant away from you? I got called a retard my entire life and I just stopped caring. I stopped saying, fuck you, you shouldn't say that, because that's just giving the bullies power, you know? You let the word offend you, it gives the bullies power. You know what I'm saying? So when people call me an autistic retard, I'm like, thanks for noticing. Like, okay, shark carving to an extent, I get it, like, okay, you're scraping the sound against the microphone, you're scraping it with a tool, and talking really softly. Okay, I get that. But, shark carving ASMR by eating shock, you see people on Instagram eating shock and I'm like What the fuck? Is the world going mad or am I just? I mean social media to a point it provides us with entertainment and if you want to break from it it's a good feeling it's it's a good feeling I've done it several times. But keep in mind if you do it because it makes you happy. You know, you got chicks who take selfies for their Facebook, you got people like me who make videos because people like to watch them. You know? But some people would look at that as narcissism. I disagree. I mean, chicks on Instagram get so much crap for being narcissistic and self-centered. But then we're telling women to love the way you look. It's like, wait a minute, you too. It's a little chilling in here, but I'll manage. Smoke him if you got him. Oh that's bad for you. Yeah, guess what, we're all gonna fucking die someday, so… I should mention that Fidel Castro, Fidel Castro, lived to be 90 years old, smoking cigars. Smoking cigars. And yet we're being told that tobacco is bad for you. Well anything can be bad for you in excess, really. You know. But to the untrained eye, if you take a look at two different female accounts on Instagram, maybe one chick takes a selfie every now and then, she's not like super big into it, you know, it's just, she's not afraid to be herself, but she's part of the way she looks. Nothing wrong with that. Body positivity and such. But then you got the other chick who is just obsessive with it and like 40, 50, 60 plus selfies. And there's nothing wrong with admiring the way you look. It's a confidence booster, but you know what I'm saying? I mean, as our society lost its fucking mind, we tell women to embrace their natural curves. We tell women to embrace their natural curves and then we try to sell them bullshit products like Shaper Panis. And then when you see pictures of the models who are wearing their shaper panties to advertise for the company, they're not the extremes. They're a loose definition of certain body types. And then you see a chick who's got six pack abs wearing one to advertise for that company. It's brainwashing manipulative bullshit. Because let's be realistic. If a chick's got a six pack abs, do you think she's going to wear shap her panties? Fuck no! And he's, Here's the thing of it ladies, you choose what you want to wear. You choose how much attention you get from the opposite sex. That being said, look at my t-shirt, it's a medium, therefore it hugs my biceps. So when I flex… Now you'd be sitting there going, wait a minute, you smoke cigarettes and your arms are that fucking big? The fuck! I think Gothic King Cobra might be a freak of nature. Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. Every time life starts to mess with me. Cat it chill and let me be free. Let's pop that bee like a pop the collar shock collar. Hollah hala. All right. And when you start to get a sore throat and if you're a smoker, menthols are a godsend, it cools off the back of your throat. I mean, you could burn it through like two packs a day or a pack and a day and a half. And the person who burns through two packs a day is going to get cancer quicker than the one who doesn't smoke as much. That's a fact. Fast food's no different, you know. We all have our spots we like to go to. If you're a local Wyoming Night Taco Johns, am I right? But this is the thing that gets me, you too. Men who are raised right. But this is the thing that gets me, YouTube. Men who are raised rights are being raised to respect women, to never hear a woman and to respect her. I support that 100% unless of course she's got a gun to your head, then it's a different scenario. Your life's in danger. And that's fair. But women are being raised to think all men are just pigs and you can't trust them. That right there is the start of this gender bullshit that our society has a problem with. It has to do with the way men and women are raised. Men and women are raised in different worlds, completely. men and women have their own double standards that affect them and each other. Men and women are faced with double standards that affect them plus each other. You know, if it affects women, it's going to affect the man. It's definitely going to affect the woman. It's a yin and the yang of it really. Well, it makes men look bad and it makes women entitled to dick. They'll sit there and use us for our dicks and our money and they won't say a god damn thing about it. No one bats and I. They look at him like that guy's a pimp. Look at him. But if a guy uses a woman for her body, he's seen as a shallow asshole. And my point being is it should be wrong when both genders do it. Here we… It's definitely getting colder outside, that's no light tubes. layers to go with it. Or my usual coats but they'll have an extra layer underneath for warmth. I don't eat much to stay warm. because I eat a lot of spicy food which that's a tip for me to you if you want to avoid getting sick in the winter time. You want to avoid getting sick in the wintertime. You want to avoid getting sick in the wintertime. you want to avoid getting sick in the wintertime. You want to avoid getting sick in the wintertime. You want to avoid getting sick in the wintertime, eat spicy food. It keeps your immune system healthy. And then when you got the cold and your sinuses are stuffed up, you eat some spicy food and that shit just clears out of your sinuses are stuffed up you eat some spicy food and that shit just clears the out of your sinuses dude take a jollapenio and dip it in some raw horse radish and be like or a ghost pepper. Mmm. review for YouTube. But um, the menthol finish on that wasn't half bad. Cool refreshing like you would expect a menthol cigarette to be. Um, but the aftertaste is getting me. It kind of reminds me of like candy or gum or some shit, which is weird. I like it, but you know, when I buy them again again if I was in the mood yes but um what's a witch's favorite cigarette I heard it was Salem which these are the same which these are the cigarettes I smoked when I got my first kids from a girl I I shit you not. People are like, oh, girls think smokers are gross. Some, yes, but there are some girls who smoke. I shit you not. And I was ditching PE class, jamming out to some cradle of filth. I go to sit down and an abandoned house, smoking cigarettes, being a rebellious little teenager and these two homeschool girls come walking by one thing led to another this chick already had a boyfriend but she took pity on me and let me have my first kiss and I wasn't complaining you know there are some people's first kiss stories that are a lot worse. Like I'm not gonna lie, yo, I had chicks hitting on me hard at the bar the other night, which was a good feeling. I didn't even have to try that hard. I'm like, is there something in the water? Oh Oh yeah, that hair is coming in real nice like. I'll learn a couple of tricks to the trade to growing here super fast. Super fast. 2 inches off. Eat Flintstone's vitamins. And every 2 to 3 days a week, take a shot of raw jello mix in hot water, mix it around, and drink it. And the only reason I say two to three days on the gelatin mix is because that shit can really fuck your shit up so that's why you don't do it more than three times a week. And it's gonna taste nasty. But you get that with like a decent shampoo and because Flintstones vitamins are packed with vitamin D which is something your hair craves so if you want to grow your hair stupid quick super fast as if by magic. A lot of bikers who grow their hair out to donate to locks of love use that trick to make it work. It's enough of that nonsense. Well, tubes. Got yourself a cigarette review and a little rant to go with it. I mean, if people are going to do stupid shit for YouTube, eat spicy food, make some weird-ass combination. What's going on with you? Sushi Bacon Cheeseburger. Sushi Bacon Cheeseburger. Yeah, buddy. You get some of that Walmart-bought sushi, you dethaw it, make a bacon cheeseburger, melt the cheese. And then you get that raw sushi and just put it on top of your bacon cheeseburger, squirt of wasabi sauce. Oohlee. You got Asian American food right there. Ooh we, you got Asian American food right there, ooh we? One person commented on that video, What the hell cobra? Or what the hell cobes? Yes. Yes. Uh, yes. I got a message from one of my customers on Etsy. Message from a, uh, Ramsey, a message from, uh, a Ramsey, message from, uh, a, uh, Ramsey, says, uh, a, uh, Ramsey, says, uh, uh, a, uh, Ramsey, says, hey bud, how long before your next batch of wands, I'm feeling down in the dumps, and would love to see slash use a wand to turn it around. Well, reaching out to my custards publicly on my page is a great way to build a good business practice and I'm sorry to hear you feeling down, um, life is truly what you make of it. I mean, case in point I get called a retard my entire life and I flat out just said you know what I'm done letting that word offend me I refuse to let the R word offend me I'm not going to let these haters get to me for saying it you know stupid you know Benjamin who purchased a blue wand just recently says, just received the wand. I love it and the drawing you included keep up the good work. I'll leave a review when the website lets me. Oh yeah Benjamin, thank you for your business. I'm glad you like it. I had an old notebook laying around and… Oh yeah, Benjamin, thank you for your business, glad you like it. I had an old notebook laying around and yeah. And I was using its right handwritten certificates, you know, do like sketches of my dream house and a picture of a Cobra, you know, shit like that. Ooh-we. I'll just. Well anyways YouTube I thank you for watching the video. If you like the Rants, subscribe for more. The King Cobra JFS channel is blowing up. Anyways, YouTube, I'll catch you cool Cobras on the flip side.