Dirty Stand up

Transcript

I tell you what, do you hear about the application, the extrapolate application? Yeah, because calling it the masturbation application would have been too obvious. Huh, I tell you what, I know I'm going through a dry spell. My toilet's getting more asked than I do. Came back home from a dinner date from talkability other night and I was just like, oh I'm loaded. As soon as I walked into the apartment, I'm like, I gotta take a shit. Honey, I'm home. And they say men are pieces of shit. I'm like, boy, that's gonna be hard to flush down the toilets. I'm a pretty big dude. You see men are men are pigs? Well, how come I don't taste like bacon? What's up with that? Ah shit. Did you hear about Jack Daniel's sister? Yeah. Her first name was Jill. Jill off. Yeah. Slam some Jack and Jill off. That could be a fucking t-shirts. That could be a t-shirts.