Original Video: Drinking a beer and watching NFL

What is up? YouTube, chilling like a rock star villain, it's your sexy goth, bad boy, King Cobra, JFS, back at you with another video. The thing about having a very square jaws I have is if I lean forward like this, it makes my face look really fat. But if I show the neck, it makes it skinny again. I took a selfie for Facebook. Well,'m going like that to show off how long my hair had gotten, and people are like… You've been eating good because your face is getting fat. In fact, one of my former classmates, Janelle, she was like, you might want to lay off the drinking because you're getting chunky and I'm like nah I'll lay off the drinking when I'm maggot food but I appreciate the concern. Oh right now I'm drinking earthquake beer which is like 10% alcohol which is pretty good for a beer. Camel triple X black can is is 12% I did a video playing it earlier so I shout out to Brian thank you for the banjo it kicks ass yeah dude I'm all rocking a crazy train up the opening on it and stuff I could play the star-spangled banner on it next time I do a video that's how I'm gonna open my my my my shindig with it just be like hey look So right now I'm pulling Mountain Dew into the can here You're this beer can right here in front of me in my lap makes in the other half of that just some Mountain Dew It's in the other half of that. There's some Mountain Dew. We're built for the future. We're built for success. We're built to be around for a long time. Just like a record. Yeah. Watching NFL with Walt and Angie. But like drink responsibly, they say. Uh-huh. It's the Miami Dolphins versus the…. But like drink responsibly they say, ha ha. It's the Miami Dolphins versus the Steelers. Right now Miami's ahead by 14. Steelers are at 10. And it's the third quarter just started. No copyright infringement intended while I make this video. I'm not directly filming it, but yeah. Monday night football. I tell you what though YouTube, get another batch of wands started. Hmm. I might just make nine regular wands and then, I might just make nine regular wands and then do one staff and make ten. I might just make nine regular wands and then do one staff and make ten. But I tell you what, that earthquake beer half and half with some mountain, dude, that's swinging, yo. Yeah. Now you know you're getting places, YouTube, when… When, uh, people send you your free banjos. Thank you, Angie. See what happens when I tilt my head up versus when I go down like that. See how it makes my face look chunky when I tilt my head down? It's just the way I have it tilted, yo.