Eating water bugs
Original Video: Eating water bugs
Transcript
Good evening, you too. You watched my last video, saw me in a variety of crickets and larvae, which is pretty gross. But it's about to get worse. Giant water bug. What? People usually eat crickets and marvettes like that's child's playing comparison. Speaking of water, you're looking some water out of the potion time glass. Check that out. Sick. official merchand Like hey Cobra do review these bugs on your channel I'm just like So we just open it up This is ridiculous. You got a ball. We're going to open it. Now yes. This is nuts. I dumped them out of the… Oh dude. Look at that shit. Got the little freshner pack. Why am I fancy bugs like this to eat? Because that makes with your content I suppose. That's the legit water bug YouTube. It's just like getting a scorpion dude, just like you got a power through it and I think about it. It came with two giant water bugs. See this shit? I'll get around to it, just give me a second. Get some water. Unopen. And these are like novelty items. These are like bugs you can snack on and eat. There are certain bugs you can eat. Like these giant water bugs. Like, look at that. If cows become extinct this is how we're going to rely on protein. So it's just kind of like you're preparing yourself for a somewhat bleak future. Although personally I hope cows don't go extinct. Not just because they're sacred in some religions, but they're also quite tasty. I'm uploading a bowl video where I eat a bowl full of tannier bugs of different flavors. Which it seems really as bad, but this is just like straight up some alien looking shit Look at that If you want to be so gross that I'll watch me eat this like oh, God damn it cover. No I know they're unopened, but stop I don't do crazy shit like this in my channel too often but… If you think this kind of shit, subscribe for more because this channel is crazy like that. Now compared to like the Bug Bowl video which I'm uploading right now this is pretty extreme. A lot of vets and crickets are a lot smaller and easier to eat. It's going to be crunchy, don't know how it's going to taste. And uh, you know I like bugs to a degree. There are certain bugs I don't particularly care for. I'm biased on water bugs, like I don't have a problem with them, but you can't tell me it doesn't look a little gruesome. Doing this kind of shit for you two, like, okay, Cobra, you're gonna actually do or just bullshit to breathe. I'm gonna do it. Gotta kind of psych myself out mad, because this is wild shit. This people are gonna… Watch the bug bowl video and be like, what the… Aw, you had a variety of larvae and crickets? Okay, that's kind of gross. I'm gonna eat all these water bugs like I said, I'm drinking out of that potion town glass, you don't need alcohol to drink out of it, so you can mix soda pops, or just drink water out of it. It's a pretty sweet mug. Check it out. It's on the T-spring…. Sweet…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Sweet. You see this kind of gross weird content? Just like, oh my God, why the fuck would he do that? Cobra's fucking mental. I'm not mental, I'm just doing this for YouTube views and people send me unopened packages containing snackable bugs. And it makes for gruesome gross content. Now those last, that little bowl of bugs that I had earlier wasn't too bad. The flavor is crunchy. So if I get past the fact that it's a bug, then you imagine crunching a potato chip, kind of psych yourself out for it. Just start with a leg and see how they taste. Now me and a huge pussy with this right now I know. Get back in here. Yeah, it tastes like your typical snackable bugs, crunchy. I'm not looking for eating these two on camera one. And the second one right there. Now I'm not looking for you to eat these two on camera but… This has a protection to go viral because you're looking at this crap like… what the fuck Cobra that's so gross. Oh, why the oh my god he actually did it. Oh, dude. That's gnarly. Do this guy kicks ass. I want to watch more. potion tomb glass with some water had some beer at a friend's house celebrate you know the bachelor wants coming out a drop in this fresh merch this potion glass kicks ass YouTube Cobra Famer, I'm gonna have to just close my eyes and just munch through both of these bastards. Don't even look as quickly as I can. It's not gonna be pleasant. Lord Lucifer knows it's gonna be gross and shit. Lord Lucifer knows it's gonna be gross and shit The last video I made is about 12 minutes left to upload before it starts processing. So there you go people get a double dose of Cobra like oh my god, he actually did it. He ate the bugs. Oh why? Oh, dude it crowdy. The wild guitar playing and the wild bugging videos, there's a niche for what I do on YouTube, yes. Though this may be shocking, I do not encourage people to just pick up random bugs that are eating them, that's gross. Be sure to come on a sealed package like the one you see right here. I see kids eating tide pods on YouTube and I'm just like, stop. And you want to talk about what this challenge Josh like fuck off. Now they crunch you like a potato chip and then. Like I've eaten a scorpion on camera from the same company and it's just like, oh bloody hell, this is so weird and gross. No, plenty hell. We'll do it here in a second. No, plenty of hell. But another post-apocalyptic type future, this may be the only option we have, is these dehydrated bugs. So yes, it's weird, it's gross, but the sooner you get used to eating it, the better off you're prepared. I don't have another glass of water, because I love showing off this sick mug. I think this video is wild. Check out the teaspring., check out the T-spring and check out the merge, this post in the time mug is sick, post your time mug is fucking sick and you can't tell me it's not which I meant to say in crunchy, and weird. Like look at this shit, would you eat this YouTube? Now I'm stalling because I can because… Give the other video some time to upload. Ah, bloody hell. Nine minutes left. You don't see what you do crazy shit on my YouTube channel? You send me unopened shit like this in the mail, and I might review it on my channel. Unopened shit like this in the mail, and I might review it on my channel I've had these in my cupboard for a minute, but they're still good It's kind of cool looking to be honest. We gotta get a protein from somewhere and this is the thing about veganism that kills me. It's like, well, would you really eat cows or bugs because your body needs protein. Oh, jeez. It didn't really matter which way you start, it's going to be crunchy and gross. Now, okay, we're eating some water bugs. Nah. YouTube, subscribe for more crazy content. That's sure up. Crunchy. That's a weird taste. Just kind of fish. Oh man. I watched that first one then with some water ironically. H2. Oh no! Dude. Oh no, dude. Well he eats that second one? Gonna have to, because this is YouTube, and YouTube wants to see some crazy shit. The flavor is not too bad, but it's a little bland. land. Kind of hard to swallow. Extremely crunchy. Now say what's the weird flavor, it's like a cup of tea. That's gross. Little out. Potion time, baby. Get some water to wash it down. Gosh, Chris is a C-bar. That was gross, YouTube. Normally I like those snackable bugs, like a scorp uh, the flavor, nope.