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fan mail and play button

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But fail yout-loubers! So I got a bad-ass care package that came with and a couple things right there. Big old back stogies, some cigarettes. As tobacco stains your teeth I've also included some toothpaste to keep your smile nice and fresh. So I appreciate that. Oh man, YouTube, you don't even know. I just cleaned my computer desk. Wow. Ten zillion times better looking. Yes. I also got a play button from YouTube. You want to see it? You want to see it? You want to see it? Right there baby, King Cobra JFS. Congratulations for surpassing 10,000 subscribers. Like YouTube, I am beyond honored right now. I got my very first play button. This is super huge for me Yeah, buddy That's most freaking sweet, YouTube. Not gonna lie. who sent me the care package. He wanted me to do a review on these cigarettes that he sent me. It's like give them a try. I had one earlier and they're not bad. These are the new ports. Platinum. That ashtray I ordered for outside should be here Monday. So I'll get up early Monday and wait for UPS outside. like I took everything off my desk wiped it all off and then I kind of rearranged my space a little bit. I moved my computer desk more towards this way I guess this way I guess. I kind of rearranged my space a little bit just a little bit I move my computer desk more towards this way I guess just a little bit that way I got more room for my guitars over here when I get my YouTube money I'm taking my bc rich warlock in to get the amp jack rewired because this sucks this sucks end to get the amp jack rewired because This sucks. I can play the spellcaster just fine So yeah, thank you YouTube for sending me the awesome play button appreciate it and thank you to the fan who sent the sweet care package I'm going to enjoy these cigars for sure. Let's do a quick review of these Newport menthol Platinums. You ever go to the bar and then someone wants to be your friend and they try too hard. They're overly drunk and clumsy as shit. Yeah, that happened to me last night. Last night I went to the CY bar and the bartender there last night does her job very well. She's very friendly and she's easy to talk to so hey, you know. But some dickhead spilled my drink at last call. It was like 2 o'clock in the fucking morning. And I just ordered a drink, Madori, Red Bull, Pineapple, Juice, and Jack Daniels. And this guy reaches over to shake my hand and as he's pulling away, he spills my drink all over my table, all over my lap. And he kept on saying, oh dude, dude, I'm so sorry dude, what are you drinking? I'll get you another one. And he couldn't get me another one because it was last call. I wasn't mad at the bartender by any means. I was mad at the dickhead for spilling my drink. But I got over it real quickly because I called my buddies Breen Phil up and they're like well come over and hang out with us. So when I got to Breen Phil's last night, I told him what happened. They're like well that sucks. Yeah, like I was way too drunk. Here, have a drink. Okay. Ain't gotta twist my leg down hard. usual Jack Daniels and Dr. Pepper which is freaking delicious. They gave me two tall two tall glasses of it and you know so I appreciate Breen Phil for being good friends I really do. I appreciate all my friends you know my fans. Is that gonna stop me from going to the bar? Maybe for a little bit, yes, but not entirely, no. Because I love going to the bar and talking to chicks. I'm finding it's very easy to talk to women for some strange reason. Maybe my confidence has just gotten better. Mmm. Mmm. So you know what dragon put it out? Mmm. So thank you who sent the care package. I greatly appreciate that. It came with a note. Let me read it for you. The newports, Platinum, Mentals, Delicious, YouTube, would recommend if you're a mental connoisseur. Where did the note go? I put the note in here, it's lost on my knick-knack shelf. So I love it. Oh, here it is. There it is. The note said, and I quote here, I'll read it for you. Or I didn't just clean off my desk. Like, I unplugged my computer. I moved my desk, and I vacuumed underneath it Because it was looking pretty grody Brody like I didn't like the way it looked underneath my desk and now it looks a thousand times better Josh here are some premium tobacco products for a premium guy and as tobacco tends to stain one's teeth some toothpaste to go with it to to whiten your teeth best regards. Hell yeah! Yeah they sent me he sent me a tube of crust 3D white so appreciate that let's give this cigar shop a plug look at that cigar bag two guys smoke shop. It's straight heaven take a look at that yeah big ass bag of stogies dude I'll pull one out and show what they look like. They're pretty much all the same kind, so I greatly appreciate that. I don't smoke cigars too often, but why do, you know? That's a cigar. Hey, there's most definitely a what's up. It's a nice looking cigar. Show that, I'm not going to smoke it right away because I'll hold off on that. I might do a review of these later, we'll see. But, um… Now that's a cigar. Hey, there's guys. Yes, guys. Kinemia! Yeah, dude. Mmm, they smell good too. And the nice thing about this cigar bag is it reseals just like a… Oop. Nice catch. Okay, nothing happens, we're good. The nice thing about this cigar bag, squeeze all the air out of it, without breaking out, okay, there we go. Got the air squeezed out safely, cool. As I can reseal it like a giant ziploc bag, so it keeps my cigars fresh. I appreciate that. So thank you for the sweet care package. I appreciate it. But yeah, I got my… I got my first play button and I got a sweet care package and that ashtray I ordered for outside is on its way. It'll be here Monday so I'll have to get it up and get ready. Be up early so I can meet UPS outside But yeah, dude, I had ordered a majority red bowl pineapple juice and Jack Daniels at the CY bar. It was my last drink for a last call and bar. It was my last drink for a last call and the deal was offering to buy me another one which was nice to him but the bartender said sorry can't do it. I'm closing down the bar. It is what it is. You know I was mad at that guy for spilling it but I got over it obviously. I mean the fact that he offered to buy me another one greatly appreciated you know he just wanted to make some friends I get that 100% like he approached me and he's like dude I see you all over town I think you're such a cool guy man I dig your style thanks man I have. So, yeah dude. Anyways, YouTube, there's my fan mail, there's the play button. You already know what's up. If you like this kind of content, subscribe for more. King Copard, JFS channel, there's a blowing up. You already know what's up. If you like this kind of content subscribe for more, King Cobra JFS channel is up a lowing up because of you cool cobras and I greatly appreciate it. I even cleaned off my computer too because there were spots underneath where it was just, you know, 10, 928 subscribers Oh hey, average Joe Schmo taking a shower over here, you know. So okay, maybe peeing on camera even with the doors closed was kind of gross But everybody does that don't take a piss before they shower. Everybody does that, you know. I was going for that natural vibe with the video and I captured it beautifully. Yeah. I literally gained 463 subscribers in the last 20, 28 days or so. Um, yeah., yeah. 463 subscribers in the last 20 28 days or so Yeah sweet so I appreciate that YouTube and more ways than you realize. So yeah, there you go, my first official play button. Anyways, tubes. I mean, yeah, I did lose my temper a little bit and shake one of the chairs at the barn for that. I apologize. That was… I was kind of mad that the guy spilt my drink, but I got over it because when I called my buddies, Brie and Phil, you're like, hey, come over and hang out with us. All right. Told them what happened. They're like, well here, that's some bullshit. Have a drink then. They mixed me a drink. And I had two of them and they were getting ready to pass out, so I came home. You know I do Even if even if I have a hard time showing it you know or a weird way of showing it Yeah Anyways tubes, thanks for watching the video Yeah, the bartender at the CY bar last night she kicks ass to it. She don't she she definitely knows how to do her job for sure. I'll chat with you in a minute.

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