Original Video: fan mail unboxing and advise

What is up fellow YouTubeers? So the person who left a one star review message me on at sea and this is the what they said the subject is your want. your wand. Okay, so the person writes, Since you made that video, your fans have found my social media and have been harassing me and trolling me, I really can't take it much longer. I really wasn't trying to mess with your business, I promise. I really am a fan. I watch your videos all the time and I swear I'm not a troll. do you think it could be possible in your next video to ask everybody to stop harassing me? I will apologize and change my review. If you can't ask them to stop trolling me, they have found my Facebook, Instagram, and address. I know you're a good dude. Please let me know what you can do. Thanks, Josh. And again, I'm really really sorry, please. You know the questionability of it being real. Part of me doubts it because I'm like I don't know. But part of me doesn't because my diehard fans are obsessed with me and when they see me getting fucked with it makes them angry and some of my fans are a bit more crazy than I am. I don't know man like you change your review and then maybe we'll talk about getting these people to back off because yeah you uh, yeah, you thought it'd be funny. Well, it wasn't, you know. It really wasn't. I'd take pride in my business. And as it turns out, how many ones do I have left? Let's find out, shall we? You know, seven wands left after selling and listing, um, 15 wands for sale. I now have like seven left. Black and green, green and black, clear, silver, blue, green, yellow. And several people have each wand in their cards. So I reckon they'll be sold out by Monday for sure. So that's most funny what's up. Now I want to give you a piece of advice, YouTube. You can take it or you can leave it. This is advice for all the dudes out there who are single. If you get friends owned by a chick, having a friend is better than having an enemy. Having the chick actually want to hang out with you, you know what I'm saying, YouTube. Now here's how this works. If you get a couple of female friends that you hang out with on the weekends, you go to the club, you go to the bar, whatever. If you see a chick you like in the club or in the bar, and they see you hanging out with all these other chicks, there are either anything, one, this guy's a total player, fuck him, but when they see that the the company is just casual friendship, nothing serious, nothing romantic or physical, then she's going to be a lot more comfortable with you approaching her. Your female friends can help you get a girlfriend because females know females. Think about it YouTube. Think about it. A lot of guys bitch and complain because they're friends owned. Like, oh my god, uh… I'm over here like dude, come on. I've seen a really hot chicken, Walmart the other day, and yeah, I made the right decision to stay calm and just smile politely. Someone asked me to make make a video. How do you smile at women? It's easy, you smile with confidence. You know what I'm saying? And it worked because that sexy Goth chick at Walmart, her face just lit up when our eyes met. It was like, whoa, dude, what's this? Yeah. this yeah so you never know what life has in the store comments on YouTube they were like no offense I'm like your biggest fan but you're not the best person to be giving dating advice okay let me tell you something a single person's perspective on the dating scene is so much different so much different people who are single see things differently. You know. And that being said, you know, if you're in a relationship with somebody, all you're going to see is that person. You know? You know? But when you're single and you observe the scene and the people around you, you start to see the bigger picture. Couples fighting, you know. I'm not in a rush to find a girlfriend. It would be nice to have a goth girlfriend, but it'll happen when it happens. I'm not going to rush an awesome thing, you know. And quite frankly, I just got tired of feeling depressed because I'm single. You know, it's been like that for a long time. I mean nobody wants to sit there and you know when you have this fucking god damn pity party nobody wants to be around you. You just look at you like ugh there we go is feeling sorry for himself again. And you know what I'm saying like and wouldn't it feel great to not feel sorry for yourself? You know, that's just the thing of it. We've all got it rough in some way, shape, or form. People who come, people who come from different walks of life, we all have it rough in some way. And all we can do is make the best of it. I've seen some shit on the news a couple years ago. This couple had survived the Las Vegas shooting only to die in a car crash two weeks later. There really just stops and makes you think on the randomly chaotic, the unpredictable aspect that is life. Life is chaotic, unpredictable, and you know. Good Things YouTube Good Things, YouTube, good things come to those who wait patiently enough. In my last romantic relationship, I gave it 110%. You know, I actually heard my ex-girlfriend say, and I quote, I wished I wouldn't have broken up with Josh. I'm not going to lie. That was kind of a confidence booster. That made me feel like that as far as my last relationship goes, you know. friend at the time called me she was in the hospital. I'm at a friend's house clear across town. It's the middle of winter and I didn't have my bike with me so of course I walked to the hospital. I had no other way of getting to the hospital I didn't have money for a cab. The buses weren't running that late so I walked to the hospital because I had no other way and of course she was fine it was a mild thing but still you know that's what chicks want in a relationship god damn it if they're in the fucking hospital and you have no other way to get to them but walk you fucking walk your ass there and make sure they're all right you You know, that shows you love and care and respect them. Because I guarantee you when you walk into the fucking hospital to see your girlfriend. Sorry it took so long I had to walk. She's gonna be like, you walked in the cold for me? Aww. And all the female nurses are gonna be sitting there going, why can't my other half be like that? Now you really got it made in the shade, bud, because you're making other chicks jealous of your girlfriend. Which is something that a lot of women get off on for some odd reason. Yeah? And if women didn't try to make each other jealous, then you wouldn't see them. Oh my god, like I got this thing on sale and you know, it's like the latest fashion trend or whatever. And they got a hell of a deal on it. And then her friends will be like, I love your purse who looks so nice but behind her fucking back her female friends are gonna be like oh so and so think she's such hot shit because she got a new purse fuck her that purse is so ugly that's how women are they'll pretend to be each other to be each other's best friend and only to talk shit behind each other's backs. Not a lot of women are like that to each other, but that's something to keep in mind, you two. And I'm sitting here like, wouldn't being a woman be so much easier if women weren't fake to each other? What happened to supporting each other in a sisterhood rather than oh well fuck her because blah blah blah blah you know that to me that just seems stupid. slut shaming each other slut shaming yourselves. It's toxic and it doesn't do anything for your body image or for your self-esteem. You know, and when women and men drag themselves to that point, it becomes a vicious cycle. This is something I noticed when I was being depressed about being single. You know, chickstick confidence and to be fair, it is hard to be confidence when you get rejected a lot but if you let that depression consume you you're never going to find companionship no matter how confident you try to be if on the surface you're confident but below the surface you're depressed as fuck about the issue. Women are going to pick up on that real quickly and if you appear confident enough they might have you as a friend or as an acquaintance or someone to talk to you but it'll never pursue past that. YouTube. I'll take it from my experience YouTube whenever I got depressed about being single. You know, the issue would feed itself, you know, the issue would feed itself, you know, the issue would feed itself. And, you know, I stopped being depressed about being single and I started thinking to myself. The longer I have to wait, the better it's going to feel when I meet the right one. And that's just the truth of it. I get so tired of people saying, oh Josh needs to get laid. Sex is not a need, it's a want. Everybody wants more money, everybody wants more sex. Now, sex is kind of meaningless as you're not in a relationship with someone you love, adore, and respect. Well. Now, if you just got out of a bad relationship, that you've been with someone for years on end, and you want to be single and fuck around just to get out of your system, hey, nothing wrong with that, you know, as all those people you're with are consenting and it's of age, if you're out of a bad relationship, what's hypothetical you two? If you've been in a bad relationship for four long years, the person you're with, cheats on you, drags you down, doesn't support you, lies to your face, get them out of your life. Nobody's got time for toxic romance. Toxic romance doesn't do you any good. your homeys but guys trying to help their guy friends get laid by picking up chicks for them. Sometimes it works but it depends on the kind of chicks they're talking to. So your best bets you get a couple of female friends you go to the bar have a couple drinks socialize and when women, you go to the bar, have a couple of drinks, socialize. And when women see you talking to other women in public, automatically, like I said, they're going to feel a lot more comfortable around you, to an extent. You know, they might think, oh, this guy's a real player, I don't know if I could trust him, kind of deal. or they might be like, hey, if they feel safe, around him, if I could trust him kind of deal or they might be like hey you know what if they feel safe around him that makes me feel safe kind of deal You know, and that's just the thing of it, you too. If you take your girlfriend out to a fancy restaurant, you know, a fancy restaurant, pull or chair out for her like a distinguished gentleman, I guarantee you, I know it's old fashioned, some women might say, they don't need no man to hold the door or pull out their chair for them. They're independent and strong. We can do it themselves. Cool. I support that. But women love to be pampered and respected. Don't bullshit me, you too. Which brings me to my next point. If you're not the richest person on the planet, who cares? You know? If you make an effort to show you care and you listen and you love and respect, or even if you're not the richest person in the matter, it's not gonna matter, dude. I got a package in the mail. I'm not sure what it is, but I guess we're about to find out. You know? If you're the richest person on the world or not, it's not going to matter, you know? Not sure what it is, but I guess we're about to find out. You know how my fans like to send me stuff. What do we have here? I'm going to note. Get some bubbleer up. Get some bubbleer up. Oh. Oh. Oh… sent me some cigars. Oh, da bomb hot sauce, kick's ass. Yes, I love spicy food and da bomb hot sauce, kick's ass. I've had them before, they're quite spicy. Oh yes, Kipper fillets. Yum, I love sardines, fish in a can. Yeah, this is my kind of snack right here. Most definitely, what's up? What? Oh dude, dude. Oh, it leaped a little bit, but that's all right. They sent me a container of modpodge. Right on. I'm gonna put that on my workbench. Hold on a second. It might have leach in the package a little bit but that's all right. Hopefully there's no hole in the container. Oh no, I got a podge all in my hand, let me wash it real quick. Might have one more thing in the box. Also if you want to improve your game with the ladies you go to tactical soap.com and you get some of the bond pheromone soap. I don't care. Yes, it's a bit more expensive than buying a bar of Irish springs or Old Spice, Bonnie Wash, what have you. Don't care. They have awesome sense to choose from. Go to tactical soap.com and get yourself some pheromone soap. You won't be disappointed. Like, I love my bond pheromone soap. You won't be disappointed. Like, I love my bond pheromone soap. Every chick I walk by in town is like, mmm, that goth dude smells sexy. I'm just saying, YouTube, step your game up. Smell like a man. Not a sponsor, just giving you my free-based opinion. Yep, we got one more thing in here. Oh, what could this be? Is there anything else? Nope. Could this be? Is there anything else? Nope. Nope. All right. Cool bees, man. What would you be, uh, note, after we see what's in this plastic bag here? Oh, you are speaking my lingo. go. Yo. They sent me a couple cans of chew too. That's most definitely what's up. I got skull pouches, classic cuts. Got a couple cans of the skull pouches. Very nice. Spittless pouches. There we go. I don't chew too often, but when I'm out of cigarettes it helps right here. General Swedish Snooze Wintergreen School Longcut Cherry Tobacco Blend Who we Yo That's most definitely what's up. I'm going to do a review on these for YouTube. I'm going to do a review on these for YouTube. I still have the, I still have the spattoon that Jesse Ryan sent me. So I'll definitely be doing a review on these dips for YouTube, for sure, for sure. I want to stick these in my freezer so they stay fresh. That is most definitely what's up? Cubes? I'm going to take care of this here box. And I'm going to put these delicious kippers in my fridge. Maybe we could put them on a burger or something for a cooking video. Yummy, yummy. Whoa. Who haven't been kind of lazy? I need to take that trash out. Thank you for the care package. I greatly appreciate it. This will help with the one business. it. This will help with the wand business. You know what that makes me laugh YouTube because you get some haider talking shit and then we get a fan who sends me more supplies to help me make more wands. You know you could choose to focus on the people who support you. Dubom. This is some mean ass hot sauce yo. We might have to do a hot sauce combination because I still have some escoresco hot sauce. I might have to do a hot sauce combination for something. We'll figure that out. And there's this one thing I could tell you right now you too is if you made an impact on somebody And that's what it is and obviously I made an impact on the environment around me because around me because have been very supportive of the war on business. I'll. Okay. One second tube is got to dispose of this stuff real quick. Let's see here. All right, you too. Sorry about that. Here's the notes that came with it. Thank you for the tobacco. I'll be doing a review on the cigars. I'll do a review of the chew later on. But I am going to do a review on these cigars. Havana honey Ooh got my trusted cigar cutter should we need it Oh, if they sell the bitches open. Here we go. Oh, oh yeah, that, they're pre-cut, all right, right on, to show that's a package off. what they look like out of the bag. Very nice, very nice. I wanna throw this piece away, I'll be right back. Hey, you guys. Here's guys. And I said, ah. Let's give this, um, let's give this a try, shall we? Oh yeah. That's good. Yo. Excuse me. These cigars get the Gothic King Cobra Seal of Approval. These are very good. For your cheap 99 cent cigars, I can get down with these. Hm. on the after-taste, just inhaling it and exhaling it, even though technically speaking you're not supposed to inhale cigars, to each his or her own. There's a definite taste of honey, it's sweet, it's creamy, and then on the aftertaste you get this harsh, harsh cigar kick. Very nice. I can tell you right now if you're not used to smoking and you go to smoke one of these bad boys, you'll cough your ass off. The cigars are bad for you, yes. But they're good for special occasions. And for the most part cigars can stink with the most part. Unless you give it a good-smelling cigar. This one's not overpowering. It's got a mild scent to it. That's most definitely what's up. So Kirk, again, thank you for the free tobacco. Greatly appreciate it. I know sometimes the chew especially comes in handy when I'm craving it or if I'm out of actual smoking tobacco. Am I able to finish up in one sitting? Probably not. Am I able to finish this in one sitting? Probably not. I might tamper it out for later. Yeah, this needs to be emptied. I don't smoke indoors very often. And, uh… To be quite honest, when I do… I don't let my ashtrays get super full, which is how I am. Today ended up being a really good day for me. Wouldn't hung out the, wouldn't hung out the lake with some friends of mine. Which was an awesome time. I keep them anonymous because my YouTube trolls are assels. But in all honesty, fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Yeah, because I have one question. You feel lucky? What do you think? Well anyways tubes thanks for watching me unbox the fan mail. And, um… I'll catch you cool cobras on the flip side.