Original Video: Food review and rant

Really, Youtivers, so got me a medium 12 inch hand-tossed pizza. Double the beef, double the cheese, cheet-or- cheese, spinach, nowhere bust inspired, tomato sauce, double the bacon, hot buffalo sauce, Philly cheese steak, Honey barbecue sauce, Double the onions, two liter of Coke, two garlic dipping cups, and a donation to St. Jude's with a four dollar tip for the driver included 3535.00. Yow. YouTube. We got the goods. Yes, we do. Look what it makes. Deliciousness. Under this pizza. Right here.. Deliciousness under this pizza right here right now We got some nacho cheese Doritos we got some plates and some napkins, some dominoes. We're about to, let's see how this pizza looks. Who does it? Oh. Do we see it for it, of course? Hold on. Hold on. Gellin' piece trying to sneak out the side. Uh-huh. Yeah, buddy, look at that. That looks pretty good, YouTube. Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, mhm. That bacon is where it's at. So on top of that pizza we're going to crush up some party-sized nacho cheese and rinos, uh, you too. I want to take some of these nacho cheese, orritos. sharps and chips. Oh yes. I want to crush up some nacho cheeseerrinos onto this pizza. And Cobra's gonna do it up before we make this happen. It's a nice sprinkle of Doritos. Let's squish a little do it. Not for cheese, Doritos. Yes. Snack strong, motherfucker. Non-response. Motherfucker. No, this box is going to. This right here. Mm. You too. I'll tell you something. I'll tell you something, you too. Nacho cheese doritos. That's King Cobra JFS's official favorite chip. Not that it means anything. Because a lot of people like Doritos. Here's that pizza with those Doritos crumbs sprinkled on top. Oh. Uh-huh. The question up them Doritos crumbs on top and taking a couple of the snack for on the way. They get messy. So, those are wipe off them Geritos crumbs. They're Geritos cheese powder chip goodness. Who we? This customary dominoes pizza with the Doritos crush on top. How could it get more unhealthy than this? Well, if we add two cups of garlic butter… Yes, you already know. It's like a delicious unhealthy fucking bastard. We're gonna… Hmm. Oh my god, like garlic butter. I love garlic butter. Let's go ahead and… Shh. There are the haters watching this video and I'm gonna get so angry at me for using my donate to talk shit to order a custom made pizza. With spinach and hot sauce and meats and cheese, like what the fuck is wrong with you Cobra you sick fucking bastard? sick fucking bastard Bacon beef onions Oh YouTube this is the kind of food you order when you're being sneaky You want to diet trying to lose weight but then Cobra or is there a pizza and you're like Oh Oh There's a pizza and you're like, oh, open that up. Oh, that garlic butter is so good. Yeah, we're just going to take those two cups of garlic butter. Smear it on top of the gerrinos. This is the record of a ton of cheese on it. I want to get as many as I could possible. I want to make this pizza weird, random, and unpredictable, a little bit spicy. I want to make it savory. All right. So this is what I got with. Gotta have that bacon. Gotta have that cheese. Doubling the original cheese is bad enough as it is. But I've ordered some delicious pieces from Domino's, let me tell you. When you double all the cheeses, and you double the bacon, YouTube. So this right here is just another day in the life, man. There's garlic butter on top of the nacho cheese. Gerritos, Domino's food hack for the fans. Oh, fuck. Let's hit that median pizza down for a second, because those garlic cup butter's. Mmm. Oh, that garlic butter is so good Look in the empty garlic cup, butter is just makes me look like a fat ass, but I don't care. I don't care you two. Now let me make it clear, officially clear, your boy King Cobra loves non-show cheese Doritos. Oh my gosh, after sprinkling the top of that pizza with Doritos and garlic butter, making it extra unhealthy, this is seriously going to take another pinch? Your God damn run I am. YouTube. You boy King Cobra loves gosho cheese, Doritos. I have. You too, I had to put those baggage aridos up. You too, I had to put those bag of Doritos up, because the real snack is about to begin. This custom made Doritos pizza. with as much toppings, toppings, without sacrificing what I like. I ordered the pizza I wanted to order. Don't need to talk shits, going towards this deliciousness. Thank you, controls. Simply exquisite. I'm going to cleanse my palate, grab me a cup of Coca-Cola, and, um, yes, I was a plate to put it on, show that logo. down my nose is not a………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… And so it was a plate to put it on and show that logo. Dominoes is not a sponsor but I've developed a soft spot for them. Even though, to be fair, I like Dominoes, I like Pizza Hut, I like Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John's, Papa John, Papa John, Papa John, Papa John, Papa John, Papa John, Papa John, Papa John, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa, Papa like dominoes, I like pizza hut, I like Papa John's, Papa Murphy's, I like pizza in general, but um, all the cheese, that pizza hut when you order online has the crust options, you can get this garlic, Parmesan crust with your, on top of your stuff crust, ah, it's so good. has the crust options you can get this garlic pomesan crust with your on top of your stuff crust. Oh it's so good. You know what I'm saying? So each online pizza chain offers something a little bit different. Domino's has a shit ton of cheeses to choose from you know. I just smeared crushed up nacho cheese d'oradoes and garlic butter under this pizza. All sweet lucifer, it's gonna be good. Two slices. And I'm gonna be in heaven, dude. I'm telling you, there's a fat kid inside all of us, and is going to turn out. I was going to turn out. I was going to turn out. But I'm making it be doing a new burger recipe. Even with double the original cheese and add cherry cheese, that's still a lot of cheese. Even if you don't double all the cheese that you add to it, that's still a lot of cheese, dude. This medium pizza is going to be delicious, I think. Spin and hot. Okay. Now with those doritos crumbs, nice and hot. Okay. Now with those doritos crumbs, not garlic butter, we're going to literally grab a slice, use a plate. There we go. Let's go grab a bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Oh. YouTube. I'm going in for a second twice. That pizza combination. Double the beef, double the cheese, cheddar cheese, spinach, double the bacon, hot Double the bacon, hot sauce, buffalo hot sauce, I mean, Philly steak, and honey barbecue sauce, double the onions on the medium 12 inch hand tones crust, two garlic cups, some crushed up Doritos. Got me a two liter to cook.. And you know, gonna order dominoes online I don't eat the St. Jude's if you can afford it. It's a couple cents extra you know I'm just saying a couple of cents ain't gonna hurt you. You're ordering delicious pizza. A couple of extra cents ain't gonna hurt. Halloween season this year. Yeah. Did you know YouTube? There are some kids who can't trick-or-treat. They're laying in a hospital bed right now, hoping against whatever exists that they survive the treatment or they, you know what I'm saying? They were kids, excuse me, that's the cold in the beer. Excuse me.. There were kids out there who are dying of cancer who would love to go trick-or-treating just like any other normal kid. You know? Could you imagine being a kid stuck in the hospital? Halloween's coming up and you're too sick to put on a costume. Let alone go trick-or-treating. It's pretty sad, dude. So if you're going to order some delicious dominoes, please consider donating to St. Jude's. I donate every time I can when I order dominoes online. Now seriously when I order dominoes online I donate to St. Jude's as much as I can because I'm like I get delicious pizza they get a little after something something. Last year domino is donated a shit ton of money. It's just a jude, it's because of customers like me and you. That's pretty sweet, dude. Let's see if we can double that number. You know what I'm saying? Oh wait. This pizza though, is so good. It's so good. Oh wait. This pizza though is so good, so rich, and so packed with flavor. Everything on this pizza for me personally is like, yes. I'll give up the two slice review, one to two slices in, and I've got a grin. barbecue sauce and then adding that hot buffalo sauce on top of it. My taste buds are singing a symphony right now, YouTube. Sweet and spicy, you know, all the meat toppings and the extra cheese and the other toppings just flat out savory. Cushing up your nacho cheese Doritos and then pouring up your nacho cheese Doritos and then pouring garlic butter on top. YouTube, I'm very happy with this dominoes food hack that I did. I read off the order and then showed you how and what I did. Crushed up chips, put some garlic butter on top. As simple as that people are gonna be like you call out a food hack all you did was make a stoner pizza poor garlic butter on top. and it shit. And then there are some people like, you know what, Cobra? I want to give this a try because Cobra says it tastes good. I think it tastes good. The spiciness of the hot buffalo sauce with the honey barbecue sauce. Dude. Dude. You too. I'm not trying to be a pig, but… This is cheat day pizza. This is you've been dieting, exercising, working your ass off to lose weight. And this is one of those… I've been a bad person, I have to lose weight and this is one of those I've been a bad person order something nawny and made it even more nawny dude crushing up nacho cheese Doritos putting it on top of this dominoes pizza and smearing it with two cups two dipping cups of garlic butter Holy crap yes my taste buds right now you too I'm going in for a third slice and I'm already full I was pretty full to begin with but for a third slice I'm already full I was pretty full to begin with but going it for our third slice you two hold up Oh my god A hot sauce, a honey barbecue, mixing together. I would have had a whole lopinos to this if they would have let me, but honestly, I'm good with just this right here. Like, I would have had jolipinios to this if they would have let me, but honestly, I'm good with just this right here. Like, the honey barbecue sauce, mixed with the hot buffalo sauce, is enough to get my spicy fix going, you know? I love spicy food. You too. Oh, good, you know? This pizza is good. This pizza is good. Every artery in my body is just screaming, yes. A little bit of spiciness. Every artery in my body is just screaming, yes. A little bit of spiciness from that hot bar follow with that honey barbecue fucking knocks it out with a little bit of sweetness. YouTube. You two. Oh. Three slices in. And I'm just like… I'm having a food gazum. A garlic barner on top of those nachos cheese doritos. Holy shit. that's good. This is definitely cheat day food. You're going to feel knotty after eating this? This thing's got crushed up Doritos, not-so- cheese Doritos, and garlic butter on top. You too? Holy shit, that's good pizza. I gotta put this away for now. This tempting devil of a pizza. But… Dude, putting crushed up nacho cheese, Doritos, and garlic butter on this pizza was freaking overkill, but holy crap was it good. Oh You too, well how many food I'm like spicy, savory food, you want to make your inner fat kids sing, this food, I did order some of this goodness to go with it. So you want to grab ourselves some sort of pop in a cigarette, because holy crap, three slices of this, and my arteries are seeing a tune, they're just like, hmm, unhealthy goodness, cheesy deliciousness, nestle your taste buds and some spicy savory goodness. Not a sponsor, but this is one happy customer. The chips and the garlic butter, yes please. This is one of those you have at once in a way. You have it just once. Just once, dude. I would not make a habit out of ordering this once. I would not make a habit out of ordering this and recreating this. I would not make a habit out of ordering this and recreating it. But trying it just this one time is enough for me to know that, yeah. I can do some bad-ass food hacks. Holy shit, that's good. I wouldn't make it happen out of it just because of how unhealthy it is. Considering I already drinking smoke. I sounded like that YouTube. Oh. Oh. You, you are going up. Oh, holy shit. I'll be eating good for the rest of the night. I ate like three slices of this custom-made pizza that I did. And I'm having a food gazum right now. So, you, you are going up. Oh, you know, you, you are going up. Oh shit, that's the beer. Yeah, there we go. Two feet, backslides. Uh, you two I'll be right back. Oh my fucking God, dude. Hold up. Oh. Oh. Oh shit……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. Oh shit. You too. If you like bacon, that's your prerogative. If you don't like it, that's your choice. You know? I love bacon. Fucking love it. Oh. People like what's your top two favorite it. Oh. me a bacon cheese burger. Bacon cheese burger or some Doritos. I'll tell you what. I do like pizza, I guess. And I'm partial to all the pizza chains that I've tried thus far. Domino's pizza hot little Caesars.. I've tried thus far. Domino's pizza hut, Little Caesar's, Papa John's, Papa Murphy's, Godfathers. You know, I'm not that picky. Charlie Tease made a pretty wicked pie too. I ain't gonna lie. But um… You go into Charlie T's pizza rea and get a devil's tower. You're just like, oh my god, dude. That just kicked the crap out of any fast food chain pizza you could get locally. That was local authentic, made by a Casper local pizza. It was good, dude. But I get why people had to retire and such, you know, I just got, I get it, dude. I'm truly do. castor fans you know I know what's up and these trolls are gonna talk wicked smack like oh you wasted your you wasted your money on a domino's pizza and soda pop and alcohol like, you know, fuck them. I wasted on other things too, you know. But it gives a fuck what my trolls think. I'm seriously fucking over it. My arteries. I just had. I ended up going in for a third slice. You know, if I'm hungry, it's good pizza. Three to four slices. You know, I'm not that hungry or if it's offered, you know what I'm saying? I can eat four slices and a couple other people have like one or two slices. But, you know, it's called pizza etiquette, okay? You're at a party. There's only enough for you and a couple other people to have like one or two slices. You know, accept it graciously. And say thank you for sharing the pie, appreciate it. You know, it said to yourself, I'll be a German. You order a pie. And maybe you're hungry for another slice, but you said, you know what? Even the people you're sharing it with are hungry for another slice. So you know, you said to yourself, I want to be a gentleman. Be like, okay, anybody else who wants an extra slice, go for it. So when they know it comes in and says, oh, wait, you wanted pizza? What kind of pizza is this? It tried a slice or they're like, oh fuck, you guys are. Yeah, yeah, there you go. damn thing from dominoes every time. Technically no. There's slight variations every time. Sometimes I had Doritos too, and sometimes I don't. And furthermore, why the fuck do you care? I'm spending my hard-earned money on what I want. And y'all gonna talk sugar on it. It's hilarious. I don't care if it's Coca-Cola Pepsi Mountain, do. I love soda pop. I'm like, I don't care if it's Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Mountain Dew. I love Pepsi Mountain Dew. I love Soda Pop. I'll drink diet Soda Pop for all I give a fuck dude. You know what I'm saying? Like a oh it's got sugar and caffeine. It's got sugar and caffeine and it tastes delicious. Well, okay hand it over. You ever seen caffeine sugar-free soda pop? You might as well have me a fucking gun, because I'll just do it myself. That was a joke people, because I'll just do it myself. Those joke people, calm down. You know I get if you're diabetic and you can't have sugar, stuff like that comes in handy. You still want the taste of soda pop but you don't want it. The bad stuff in it because you know you drink too much of it, leading up to that point, he said, well, and dulgeously, deliciously, eating deliciously food hacked pizza. I get But if you're just drinking it because just because like hey you can you know it shouldn't bother me so much but there are people out there who need caffeine It shouldn't bother me so much but there are people out there who need caffeine caffeine free soda pop because the caffeine makes them jittery and they can't deal with it anymore and they got to have sugar free because it makes their insulin spike they can't have that either so we invent these things to help people and other people just use it because they can. I'll give you order a delicious pizza out of food hacking because you're hungry and you want a delicious treat. That's one thing. right. But could you amount. Right. But… Could you imagine? Okay. We got these cups. These self-stering cups. You push a button on the side of the cup, and it stirs the drink. You're not going to have a spoon or a fork or a chopsticks or a little magic wand. Just shh.. I'm going to have a spoon or a fork or chopsticks or a little magic wand, just push the button and it's just itself. I'm thinking to myself, okay, you know what? For people who have arthritis and they can't pick up a spoon and stir it without going, out of my wrist. and stir without going, ow, my wrist. Okay, stuff like that could come in handy for those who truly need it. People who are handicapped or handy capable of will be the more politically correct term. Not trying to offend anyone. But for people who actually might need something like that, it's cool technology. It makes life a little bit easier, one less thing to worry about. But you get these pricks who get it just because it's cool technology, not because they actually need it. These fucking assholes are perfectly capable of picking up a fucking spoon and going, Oh my tea's hot, I want to give them stuff. Just so you can brag to all your friends, like look at me, got the one of those self-stering cups. Look at me, I don't need it, booze, here's another booze, here's some caffeine. Poor, poor, poor, poor. There's a drink combo, do I mix it? Not hardly often, no. versus because you actually need it because it might actually improve your life versus you just want to show off to your friends because your text out of it and you have all the latest gadgets. Oh my god, you too. But again, hey, that's just my… My little juicy rant to go with the… With the third review. I think it's just about toasted. There we are. Thank you for watching this food review and rans. I'll catch you later.